Welcome to The Trash Cinema Podcast! Each episode Jon and Jordan watch and discuss some of the best worst movies out there. We like good movies, but we like bad movies more.
A new year! A new slew of trash movies! Jon and Jordan take a look back at 2017, discussing the worst movies released. They also discuss their favorite films, personal accomplishments, and in a returning segment, discuss the nominations of Hollywood's biggest night of the year... the Golden Raspberry Awards. It's episode 27, Trash Cinema's Year in Review!
Christmas time is here, podcasting & cheer. Trash for all, that children call, their favorite grime of year. Jon & Jordan get in the Christmas spirit by watching one of the weirdest holiday films they've ever seen: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. In this episode, Jon & Jordan talk about some of their shopping memories, the Christmas movies they've watched this season, and in a very special moment, Jon opens up a gift... live! It's Trash Cinema episode 26!
It's Trash Cinema's 25th episode extravaganza! To celebrate this milestone episode, we discuss one of the most notorious trash films of all time, Pink Flamingos. Jon and Jordan discuss how disgustingly dirty this movie is, how much Jordan loves John Waters, how far the podcast has come and what the future holds. Come celebrate with us in Episode 25!
Murder. Blackmail. Podcasting. Questioning our values. It's been a busy week. In episode 24 of Trash Cinema, Jon & Jordan discuss the questionable values of the era they grew up in, Jon's longtime love for J.Lo, and Ben Affleck's dashing fashion sense. It's the notorious Bennifer flick, Gigli.
As we continue with our October movies, Trash Cinema shifts into Maximum Overdrive! Jon and Jordan watch the one and only film directed by the man himself, Stephen King. We discuss killer trucks, Netflix movies, and a depressing trivia section. It's episode 23 of Trash Cinema, Happy Halloween!
Do you smell that? Something stinks in episode 22, and it's not the farting or the shit weasels. This episode Jon and Jordan get in the spooky October mood with their first Stephen King adaptation of the month, Dreamcatcher!
Listen to Trash Cinema do their thing! Things get sexual as Jon and Jordan discuss the busty, 60's, science fiction film Barbarella. We make sex jokes, talk about how hot all these people are, and discuss some of our recent movie theater experiences. Come visit the future and listen to episode 21!
Hey dudes, roll up a dank joint and smoke some trash, it's episode (4)20 of Trash Cinema! This week Jon and Jordan get high off a cult classic, hotbox an extremely in depth trivia section, and talk about how big of stoners we are. Go ahead, bogart this episode duuuude, blaze it!
The Trash Cinema Podcast is back! After yet another hiatus, we have returned and are disgusting as ever. In episode 19, we welcome Jonathon as a new co-host of the show. Here, Jordan and Jon discuss the directorial debut of musician Flying Lotus, and potentially the grossest movie we've ever seen, Kuso. Welcome back, Trash Cinema, we've missed you.
It's Trashin' Time! In preparation for the 2017 Power Rangers film, Will and Jordan beam back to 1995 to spend time with Zordon, Alpha, and the original Mighty Morphin team. They discuss some recent movies they've watched, how much fun they had visiting 1995, and their feelings about the new Power Ranger film. Listeners, observe the viewing globe! It's episode 18 of The Trash Cinema Podcast! Ai-yi-yi!
In preparation for Wolverine's upcoming film Logan, Will and Jordan watch the funniest outing of the X-Men franchise, the origin of Hugh Jackman. Listen as we sing songs and talk to the "Split" personalities of James McAvoy. It's definitely our craziest episode yet.
Olaf loves his toys and he sure loves to play, be careful when you see him, because in his attic you will stay! In episode 16 of the Trash Cinema Podcast, Will and Jordan watch a porn movie together, and it's surprisingly not awkward at all. This episode we discuss porn, penises, nudity, heroin, sex, boners, boobs, prostitutes, and the nominations for Hollywood's biggest night of the year. It's The Sinful Dwarf!
It's 2017 and Trash Cinema is back! Our first movie of 2017 is also our first 2017 movie, well, it takes place in 2017, wait, or 2019... we don't really know. We travel to the future and watch a gameshow with Arnold Schwarzenegger as its main contestant. We also talk about our past year and the trash movies we watched. This is, The Running Man!
Test your might with episode 14 of Trash Cinema! It's a battle of the realms this week. Will Earth survive Mortal Kombat? Or America for that matter? Heck yeah we will, if we watch this movie. Will introduces Jordan to Paul WS Anderson's 1995 movie and Jordan goes crazy. We discuss the election, Power Rangers, some Trash News, and introduce a new segment on the show. This episode is a flawless victory!
It's Halloween night, and we've reached unlucky episode number 13.... Our final spooky movie for the month of October is Larry Cohen's It's Alive! This week Will and Jordan discuss a lot of movies that are not It's Alive, killer infants, and abortion. The Trash Males segment returns and we read some listener comments! It's a crazy episode, this one.
Is this episode 12 of Trash Cinema? Maybe? Are we discussing M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening? I don't know? Do we have a guest on this weeks episode? Perhaps? Only one thing is for certain, its the plants.
It's Halloween Month! And all October long Trash Cinema will be celebrating with some spooky movies. Our first horrific halloween episode is the notorious Cannibal Holocaust. We discuss the New York Film Festival, killing animals, blu-ray packaging, and how icky this movie made us feel. It's the savage, the barbaric, the true... Cannibal Holocaust!
Welcome to our 10th episode! Come celebrate with us! This week we bring it full circle and discuss the movie that inspired this podcast, the masterpiece of trash cinema: Troll 2. We have a jam packed troll-via section AND a brand new segment this week. Enjoy our 10th episode extravaganza!
You shall receive for what you asked, it's episode 9 of the Trash Cinema Podcast. DJ lay down that genie track, you know, the 90's one from Shaq? He's a hip-hop rappin' magical being and three material wishes you'll be receiving. The latest episode is finally here, don't fret, plus it's our best trivia section yet. Dribble, dunk, goddman, it's Shaq and he's Kazaam!
Have you ever wondered what it's like being trapped inside the body of a cat? You'll find out in episode 8 of Trash Cinema! We discuss this Kevin Spacey cat movie, our love of Christopher Walken, and death. And this sort of becomes a Suicide Squad episode towards the end...
Terror lurks around every corner in episode 7, as we can't even remember the names of the characters. Will and Jordan face their last desperate chance for survival and humanity hangs by a thread as we discuss Roger Corman's horrifying Attack of The Crab Monsters!
Oh hi, welcome to episode 6. It's Trash Cinema, that's us. What are you doing? Don't be a chicken, chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep. Listen to the episode! This week we watch Tommy Wiseau's infamous film, The Room.
In episode 5 of Trash Cinema, Jordan gets nostalgic for a Palm Pilot game, Will contemplates why we even started this podcast, and we discuss Emmanuel Lubezki's greatest work. It's the kooky, the krazy, The Cat in The Hat!
Episode 4 is our Star Wars episode! Well, not really, but we do talk a lot about Star Wars. This week we discuss Phantasm, where Jordan gushes about the score and Will complains about the movie that he really liked. It's Phantasm!
In episode 3 we punch, kick, and shoryuken our way through 1994's Street Fighter movie. We talk about our favorite characters and how the movie ruined them. And Jean-Claude Van Damme... a whole lot of Jean-Claude Van Damme
In episode 2, we talk about offensive crimes, violent murders, and NES games. It's the grimy, the gross, The Toxic Avenger!
In episode 1 of Trash Cinema, we discuss Joan Crawford's final film role, pant suits, and meat hook killings. It's Trog!