Unsound Theories

awwoooooooooooooo is werewolf for "this movie sucks"If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.            ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

More like I Bore-iginsIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.           ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week's very special episode of Crazy Clown Time & David Lynch Weather Report!If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.             ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Renegade HVAC repair technicians are installing Corsi-Rosenthal Boxes against the wishes of government. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.            ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Did you know that James Urbaniak's first TV credit was heckling Dave Letterman?If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.           ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Who wants to get High-gel Thornberry?If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.          ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

No Tranimals were harmed in the making of this episode. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.         ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The thing is, you don't really trace with a stencil. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.        ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We included a review of Egg Creams at the start so that you can still listen to something but uuuuhCW: Abuse, frank discussions of kink, discussions of consent, and risk of TMI for everything after. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.       ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We do an episode of House of Snax before we talk about the movie. Sorry. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.      ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Kat and Kira discover the magic of carbon monoxide poisoning. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.    Thanks in advance for being chill Ishiwatari-san.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Kat and Kira jack in to the metaverseIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.   Music: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocketLicensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join us as we talk about literally anything other than this awful movieFollow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Holy homophobia batman, this one is something... The Joker Mush post that's kind of essential to your enjoyment of this episode can be found here Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com or follow us generally at tumblr.com/dangersquaremediaIntro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Thanks to our special guest Lulav! You can find her on Tumblr as CentralKvetchMonolith You can listen to Lulav on her podcast Kosherqueers at Kosherqueers.gay Visit wetterkelp.com for all your sea vegetable needs!Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oh, we're really in it now, Trival Jenkins. Check out our friends over at Party of One Podcast Visit wetterkelp.com to defeat the TERFs!Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Kat and Kira join the war on autism on the side of autism Visit wetterkelp.com to find out how you can join the fight! Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Don't eat wild berries, and don't take creepshots on the bus.Visit wetterkelp.com to find out! Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Can Kat and Kira survive a somehow completely unsexy demon TF movie?Visit wetterkelp.com to find out! Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Will Columbo and Twolumbo escape the confines of compulsory heterosexuality? Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Kat and Kira are joined by a special guest to discuss the dangers of drunk rollerblading. Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Kat and Kira for a smokin' good time.  Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Take a dramamine and hop into this godawful movie with us. Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

CW: Humorous use of gunshot sound effect close to 53:30 in the podcast. Feel free to skip everything after the reviews. Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful. Wooden Door Slamming Open by krnash via Freesound.orgBrowning Hi-Power gandgun being cocked x5 by seroxt_onin via Freesound.orgGunshot Pitch A by andrest2003 via freesound.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Featured Snacks: Lays Masala Magic & Tim's Cascade Jalapeño ChipsListen to House of Snax at https://noisespace.xyz/shows/house-of-snax/ or in the podcatcher of your choice!Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

When boys and cars become oneBrought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  Check Kat out on Party of One Podcast If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Fry up some latkes for this one, brought to you by Cis Canada EnergyFollow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  Check Kat out on Party of One Podcast If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's supposedly about lesbians? Let's give this a roll. Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  Check Kat out on Party of One Podcast If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful. This episode also samples a short segment of Nepeta's Theme for meme reasons. Nepeta's theme was written by Toby Fox.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The title says literally everything you need to know. Get Kat's October Games Anthology on itch.io Check Kat out on Party of One Podcast If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oh the cranstonity! Check Kat out on Party of One Podcast Buy Kat's latest games at zaftikat.itch.ioIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Are they rats or mice? No one truly knows. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This movie sucked the life out of us, can you survive the suckitude?  Get the Call it in the Ring and Missing RPG here zaftikat.itch.io/call-itIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Santo and Blue Demon team up, and Kat talks a LOT about Lucha Libre Help us identify this creature and get personal Lucha Libre recommendations imgur.com/a/NAXwtV2 Get the Call it in the Ring here zaftikat.itch.io/call-itIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Things get odd when the booty shorts show off a little cheekGet the Call it in the Ring here zaftikat.itch.io/call-itGet Audrey's Actual Play Webcomic here audreys-oddery.itch.io/starforged-saviors-cairn-1If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.Content Warnings: Death: throughoutGas chamber mention: 25:19-25:26Tooth trauma: 26:59-27:09★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A previously unreleased Unsound Theories Legends Episode since Kira is sick this week! Get the Galactic 2e bundle at this link! itch.io/b/1360/galactic-2e-supplement-bundle-for-star-wars-dayIf you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.Content Warnings: Pornography DiscussionUrophilia★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Is it Stargames or Star Games? Either way join Kat and Kira as we talk about a glorified home movie that somehow got theatrical release. If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io. Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.Content Warnings:Needle Usage (insulin)AlcoholismMeat★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We're back! Welcome to Season 3 of Unsound Theories, with all the creepy crawly frights and fangs your ghoulish heart desires. Episode relevant links!  The Hilarious House of Frightenstein  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!All music on this episode was created by Sounds Like an Earful.Content Warnings:Death, Suicide, Catholicism, Non-consensual Transfiguration, Edward II, England★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We're switching to a Friday release schedule!

In which Kira discovers Oncest.

A really badgood movie about emojis. It's really just a shitpost

A decidedly less horny Gremlins rip off than Munchies

Halloween-Christmas Ripoff Movie, the first

This week, Kat and Kira travel to the Wild Wild West-iverse or something and deal with 2019's Arctic Dogs, a movie about a fox.

A brief update explaining our hiatus over the last 2 weeks. CW: Death

Dzień dobry! This week, it's a polka party!

A headtranon emerges.

Special guest Mia Marchant joins Kat and Kira for some silent lesbian espionage action!

Kat and Kira warp their heads around time travel and G E N D E R

Emma sends Kat and Kira back to the awful awful time that was the 90s. Also sandwich crime.

Thanks for being patient on this episode! This I think was a Patreon request. Emma will fill this in later. She in order of succession: packed, moved and then had her computer break during this edit, so it's been hectic.