Vastly Blue

Follow Vastly Blue
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Join the Vastly Blues Brothers for our comedy podcast. Laughter guaranteed! #comedy #podcast **Contains salty language, so be warned!!**

Mark Glover


    • Dec 27, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


    Search for episodes from Vastly Blue with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from Vastly Blue

    The Vastly Blue Christmas Spooge Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 44:51


    The Vastly Blues Brothers bring you a festive feast! Tuck into this beauty & enjoy our take on Christmas hits, festive stories & plenty of Christmas Classics. Sit back & listen to a sack full of Yule tide japes!!!

    The Great Vastly Blue Summer Gang Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 43:44


    We're back, with our Great Vastly Blue Summer Gang Bang! We've got some summer sizzlers to keep you laughing all the way, plus our renditions of two summer classics. So, pull up a deck chair, put your factor 50 on & enjoy the summer vibes!!!

    The Poultry Pervert

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 32:04


    We're back with another truck load of laughs! This hilarious episode includes what vegans drink, some more riotous comedy classics, another No Time For Wankers & an absolute gem from the archives. Plus, news on our upcoming comedy set, a rearranged date for our charity walk & a snippet of info regarding the podcast itself!

    Hooker, Slime & Stinker

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 31:23


    One of the best episodes yet! Have a good laugh on us!! A cracking alternative news story & a humdinger from the archives. More comedy classics & news on our charity walk & another forthcoming comedy set!

    Jumbo Cummin's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 47:19


    After a slight delay, the Vastly Blues Brothers bring you another superb & rib tickling episode. More comedy classics, another problem solved in A Problem Shared, more from the archives & what Putin bathes in, topical news regarding Smith & Rock & alternative news notifying you of what you shouldn't do if you get arrested! Plus, more on our impending charity walk!!

    Episode Teaser - Jumbo Cummin's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 0:51


    A little teaser to ease you in for our latest episode!

    Oi Vlad! Do One!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 43:10


    Join us for more antics from the Vastly Blues Brothers. This episode will keep you laughing from start to finish, with more comedy classics, an hilarious story from the archive, another A Problem Shared, No Time For Wankers & news on how to donate or join us on our charity walk!

    Episode Teaser - Oi Vlad! Do One!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 1:05


    Get your ribs tickled before the main event. The latest episode will be released later this week!!

    Stuck In A Sticky Web

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 37:42


    More shenanigans from the Vastly Blues Brothers. An insight into how our first comedy set panned out, some comedy classics, alternative news with a bit of bite, No Time For Wankers & a brilliant story from the archives!! So, kick back & enjoy!!

    Episode Teaser - Stuck In A Sticky Web

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 0:48


    Have a cheeky listen to a small extract of what you're all in store for in our latest episode!!!

    Spacehopper Carnality

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 36:08


    Join the Vastly Blues Brothers for another hilarious episode! A bit of alternative news this week regarding comical names for banking, another A Problem Shared answered, more comedy classics, the return of The Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, an absolute top notch delve into the archives, plus news on our comedy set & how to sponsor or join us for our charity walk in May!

    Episode teaser - Spacehopper Carnality

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 1:24


    A snippet of what is in store for you lucky listeners, when the episode is released later this week!

    A Problem Shared

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 38:11


    After a bout of Covid, The Vastly Blues Brothers are back with another hilarious episode! Topical news regarding how we could be breaking the law in pubs, a few comedy classics, another delve into the archives & we become Agony Uncles in our brand new section!! Plus, news on our upcoming comedy set & charity event for Prostate & Breast Cancer!!

    Episode Teaser - A Problem Shared

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 1:12


    A little trailer from this weeks episode to get your juices flowing, for when it's released later this week!

    Episode taster - The Prince Of Colwyn Bay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 0:50


    Here is a little snippet to get you into the mood for our latest episode!!!

    taster colwyn bay
    The Prince Of Colwyn Bay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 36:38


    Another laugh out loud episode from The Vastly Blues Brothers! This week we look at the BBC shake up, a boost for short men & a Princely story from the not so distant past. Tag that lot in with some comedy classics & you've got a belly full of laughs!!!

    bbc princely colwyn bay
    The Smell Of Sweet Success

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 41:44


    Vastly Blue bring you another laugh a minute episode! From ‘MidgetGumGate' to what a woman admits to selling in jars. Another classic comedian joke, more from the archives & putting the world to rights in No Time For Wankers!!

    Happy Blue Year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 35:59


    The start of a New Year & Vastly Blue bring you more in the name of laughter! As usual you will laugh so much you'll piss yourself!! Topical & alternative news in our own unique way, classic comedian joke, more from the archives & No Time For Wankers! Plus, news of a reschedule on our forthcoming comedy set! Sit back, laugh & enjoy!!

    Vastly Blues Christmas Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 58:40


    IT'S CHRISTMAAAAASSSSS!! Join the Vastly Blues Brothers for a load of festive laughs. We have gone way & beyond to bring you, the best Christmas entertainment money can buy! (Well you don't have to buy it, IT'S FREE!!!) so sit back & enjoy! Merry Christmas everyone!!!

    Boris The Incapable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 41:17


    Another laugh out loud episode from The Vastly Blues Brothers. More topical & alternative news, with our own comical spin, a bonus with the Classic Comedian Joke, more from the archives & putting the world to rights in No Time For Wankers. All that & news on our upcoming Christmas Extravaganza!!!

    The Willy Woggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 37:50


    The Vastly Blues Brothers bring you a our 22nd episode, a bit delayed, but you will not be disappointed!! Topical & alternative news, plus a cracking classic comedians joke, a story from the archive & No Time For Wankers. Also, news on our forthcoming comedy set!!

    The Horny King

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 46:24


    A cracking episode, packed to the rafters with laughter! More topical & alternative news, another headline from a reputable source, an absolutely cracking old skool comedians joke & No Time For Wankers! Plus, news on what The Vastly Blues Brothers are up to in the New Year!

    The Pick ‘n' Mix Pony

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 43:21


    The Vastly Blues Brothers bring you another episode, packed full of laughs. More topical & alternative news with our own twist, old skool comedian joke, No Time For Wankers & the return of an old favourite!!

    Roger Like Andover

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 39:52


    The Vastly Blues Brothers bring you another barrel of laughs with topical & alternative news with our own comical twist. Another classic comedian joke, No Time For Wankers & our own take on a ‘historical fact'. Plus the announcement that you can now listen to us on YouTube!!

    Adding Fuel To The Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 36:25


    Our latest episode set in our new surroundings, with new equipment. We bring you more topical & alternative news, plus No Time For Wankers another ‘historical fact' with our own twist & another comedy legend joke. There is a noise issue with our new equipment, but we are working hard to have this ready for the next episode, so please bear with us in this episode & we apologise in advance for that!!

    Through The School Back Doors

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 41:53


    Buckle up for another hilarious episode from The Vastly Blues Brothers! We're bringing you more topical & alternative news, a joke from the comedians archive, No Time For Wankers & our own historical facts with our own twist!!

    Out With The Old, In With The New

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 41:20


    The Vastly Blues Brothers bring you a revamped show, with brand new content, to make you howl with laughter. There are still some old favourites in there too! Plus, more on a chance to win the Vastly Blues Brothers cult t-shirt!!

    Logs On The Fire & Brits On Chimneys

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 45:27


    Another terrific, but shorter episode, guaranteeing the same amount of laughs. More alternative news, ‘historical facts', Shit Sheep Joke of the Week & more. So, kick back & enjoy!!!

    The Alternate Gold Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 63:40


    Another week, another top episode from The Vastly Blues Brothers, including some cracking alternative news, another Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, ‘historical facts' & delving deep into the archives. An update on our cult Vastly Blues Brothers T-Shirt competition & your chance to obtain a signed photo! Buckle up, coz this is a belter!!!!

    A Shuffle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 62:19


    Brilliant stuff from The Vastly Blues Brothers once more! You will need to take a few days off of work to recover from the laughter! Alternative news, Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, more ‘historical facts' & delving into the archives. Also, the chance to win a cult T-Shirt!!

    Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Kneecaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 58:34


    The Vastly Blue Brothers bring you another scintillating episode that will make you piss yourselves with laughter. Alternative news, ‘historical facts', Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, more from the archives & much, much more, including news on us going ‘transatlantic' Please note that there are a few technical issues that were out of our control during the recording of this episode.

    The Loft Raider

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 54:13


    WE'RE BACK!!! After a two week break, The Vastly Blues Brothers return with a corking episode to crack you up once again!!!!

    The K9 Hatchet Harry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 51:05


    Another top notch episode from The Vastly Blues Brothers!! Some cracking alternative news stories, delving more into the archives, making history come alive & of course the now well fabled Shit Sheep Joke Of The Week! Also, updates on our charity t-shirts & we announce the winner of our competition.

    Chains, Restraints & Spark Plugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 45:03


    More scintillating stuff from The Vastly Blues Brothers. Alternative news brought to you in our own unique style. More from the archives & historical facts not known to man, woman or child. Another quality Shit Sheep Joke Of The Week & the latest on our charity venture

    Donor Kebab & Salty Smoothie Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 51:32


    Another cracking episode with four more alternative news stories, Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, another true as they come historical fact & delving more into the archives. Also, including more news on how to order one of our charity t-shirts & how to win one of the most sought after pieces of merch on the planet

    Gonorrhoea With The Wind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 55:36


    Some cracking alternative news stories as always, plus another Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, a delve into the archives of the Sunday Sport, an unknown historical fact & a competition to win one of our sought after T-Shirts, which will be available to buy soon with all proceeds going to the Prostate Cancer UK charity!

    wind t shirts prostate cancer uk sunday sport gonorrhoea
    Nelson's Dilemma

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 47:18


    More alternative news with our own light hearted twist! Another Shit Sheep Joke of the Week & a look at an historical fact that people are totally unaware of! Go on, listen up & have a giggle!!

    That's The Way To Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 44:48


    Another look at some of the alternative news of the previous week. Also, includes another Shit Sheep Joke of the Week, another delve into the archives & an intriguing historical fact!!!

    Storm In Two T Cups

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 44:52


    More of our own take on alternative news from the past week, shout outs, shit sheep joke of the week & a delve into the archives!!!

    Cock Sure Parts 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 37:24


    Bringing you more alternative news in our own unique way, plus news on our new social media outlets. So, listen up & have a giggle!!!

    The Aris Trilogy Part 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 31:06


    Welcome to Episode 2. With 2 new items added this week in 2 parts. Enjoy!!!

    Starter for 10

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 15:01


    A light hearted look at recent alternative news events, which you will not hear anywhere else! May contain salty language!!

    Vastly Blue (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 0:24


    Claim Vastly Blue

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel