Waking Up Woke

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Three guys talking about everything and anything under the sun.

Isaiah Larry & Cyrus Farr


    • Jun 28, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 37 EPISODES


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    Waking Up To Pretentious Preschoolers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 52:21


    The guys discuss how stupid elementary school graduations are, break down the complicated hierarchy of candy types, and a would you rather: Prison for 3 months OR prison until you solve a Rubix cube

    Waking Up To Beating Lebron 3v1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 44:41


    The guys discuss how many of them it would take to beat Lebron, how shitty speak easies are, FMK snacks addition, and wrap it up with a detailed discussion on the complex hierarchy of chips

    Waking Up To Cinnamon Butter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 43:09


    The guys break down why they are both down bad this week, we do a fuck-marry-kill with your favorite types of food, and explain our top 5 appetizers to order at a restaurant

    Waking Up To Shitty Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 42:25


    This week the guys shit on old people, babies, and SNL, do a segment of would you rather, and discus how many apples you could eat in one sitting

    Waking Up To Beer Telepathy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 37:32


    This week the guys discuss their super powers, talk about who is down bad this week, and a would you rather live with no heat or no AC

    Waking Up To The Body Count Slideshow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 46:29


    This week the guys discuss the coming attack by the swarm of cicadas, the Paul/Askren fight, and having to give a sideshow on all the people you've slept with

    Waking Up To Cristal Farley

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 37:03


    This week we have Griffy Guwop as our first ever guest to talk about his debut album Cristal Farley. We also pick his brain on some very interesting would you rathers #podcast #CristalFarley #StayWoke

    Waking Up To Dictator Cyrus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 47:41


    Cyrus breaks down in DETAIL what his platform would be and how he plans on perfecting the planet by becoming the dictator of the world. We also talk our top 5 chain restaurants to keep it light.

    Waking Up To Prison Gangs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 47:16


    We talk how life has been to easy for us and we need to up the difficulty, break down our strategy to survive in prison, and discuss how Isaiah would quickly climb the latter of the illegal drug industry

    Waking Up To Grocery Store Beef

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 35:55


    The guys open with how Cyrus almost got killed by a women at the grocery store, get into our thoughts on some hot movie debates, and finish off with a shit list and an argument on what type of dictator Cyrus would be(Spoiler: a very good one)

    Waking Up To Stealing Netflix

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 47:53


    Cyrus explains how he is the greatest Netflix thief to ever exist, we go over an incredible shit list, and a little bachelor review

    Waking Up To Terrible Accents

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 38:33


    The guys talk the best and worst kinds of accents, our Super Bowl predictions, and how money isn't real as the stock market proves to be a construct of man

    Waking Up To Being A Sociopath

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 45:23


    The guys start out with a very heated argument regarding how they treat each other. Could this be the end? The boys take a quick personality test and get into their least favorite types of TV shows

    Waking Up To Laughing Gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 46:41


    This week Cyrus explains his euphoric experience getting his wisdom teeth removed, we talk our favorite kinds of pizza, and do a quick Bachelor review

    Waking Up To Baby Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 37:03


    The guys discus how time is just a construct, what is coming to Netflix in 2021, and a segment of Would You Rather: Be a Hobo or be Jesus

    Waking Up To Sex Toy Residue

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 47:10


    The guys open with an impromptu conversation about sex toys, talk our fantasy football seasons, what is making us feel like old men, and what celebrities have it too good

    Waking Up To The Hunger Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 45:01


    This week the guys discuss their choice of super powers, a fool proof strategy to win the hunger games, and why time is the dumbest construct ever

    Waking Up To Vestibules and Vibrators

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 46:02


    The guys open with a shitlist, an update on Elon Musk SpaceX, and wrap it up with a segment of questions where we talk cups and buckets, the key to Isaiah's heart, and vibrators

    Waking Up To (Hypothetically) Hiding A Body

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 40:23


    This week we find out that Isaiah is an absolute psychopath. The guys discuss the best ways to hide a body, a segment of would you rather, and a shitlist

    Waking Up To Dope Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 51:43


    This week the guys talk their top 5 cool jobs and a special segment of questions where we talk what movie soundtrack defines our lives, and find out what it takes for Cyrus to take you out on a date.

    Waking Up To Almost Being Sex Trafficked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 44:20


    This week we discuss how Cyrus was almost sex trafficked for his incredible physique, how architect Twitter is full of savages, and our top 5 role models

    Waking Up To The Gold Digging Grave Robber

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 43:16


    The guys talk the top TV shows they missed out on, how the world of fine art sales is actually a huge money laundering scheme, and why grave robbing is only sometimes bad

    Waking Up To High School Fight Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 42:40


    Episode 15: Waking Up To Highschool Fightclub. We do a Would You Rather, discus what types of teachers we could absolutely destroy in a fight, and come up with a hit TV show about a high school fighting ring(9:02)

    Waking Up To God As A Kingpin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 49:23


    The guys discuss their football woes, Isaiah calls out Cyrus for being a sellout, and we tell you how the Church is the true mafia of lower Manhattan

    Waking Up To Prison Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 40:18


    The guys discus their favorite types of piercings, a little NFL injury report, and get a first hand account of how to survive in prison

    Waking Up To The International Sperm Donor

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 37:49


    This week we do another segment of Good News/Bad News, talk about how Cyrus thinks nose jobs are bullshit, and we teach Isaiah how to breath through his ears

    Waking Up To Shit On Your Chest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 47:23


    This week the guys discuss week one of the NFL, if Cyrus gaslights without knowing it, and if getting shit on during sex is cool

    Waking Up to Top 5 Drunk Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 41:52


    The guys discuss how useless time zones are, what makes you “mask hot” and our top 5 drunk foods

    Waking Up to Mobile Deposits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 35:50


    The guys discuss why mobile deposits aren't immediately available, the unwritten rules of baseball, and the Wendys 4 for 4 challenge

    Waking Up To Drunk Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 49:34


    The guys discuss jobs you can do drunk, why the tik-tok generation will kill us all, and how we would prove that we are from the future

    Waking Up To Strippers, Wings, & Kendall Jenner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 46:24


    The guys discuss if strip club wings are worth missing out on the NBA playoffs, Ocho Cinco taking viagra to score TDs, and how long it would take Isaiah to eat an entire loaf of bread

    Waking Up To Cryo Baby Inc.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 85:15


    The guys discuss how ugly ankle socks are, COVID stupid bar laws, and a new investment opportunity: Cryo Baby Inc.

    Waking Up To Kanye 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 68:20


    The guys discuss live music at bars, why umbrellas if are for squares, and answer some fan questions!

    Waking Up To Bad News/Good News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 69:19


    Isaiah official becomes a clout god. The guys discuss if Lucky charms are offensive and much more in this weeks episode!

    Waking Up To Personality Boners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 72:41


    The guys discuss what a personality boner is and what it means to them. The Great Debate for this week Dinosaurs real or fake?

    Waking Up To Onlyfans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 71:26


    In the second episode of Waking Up Woke the guys discuss if Isaiah should get an onlyfans. In this weeks toxic masculinity the guys tackle the female orgasm!

    Waking Up Woke

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 57:54


    In the inaugural episode the guys talk about themselves, tackling Cyrus's toxic masculinity traits and much more!

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