You Have My Sword

To round out season 2 for the season finale, Krysti talks all about the Lord of Isengard, the Head of the White Council ...  We will be taking a break as we prep for season 3... stay tuned. In the meantime, check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Other Music by: Alexander Nakarada   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti is fresh off the plane from the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, so it only makes sense that she should unleash some of her takes on Lord of the Rings games into the wild... the hits and the misses. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Gríma, called (the) Wormtongue, is a fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. He appears in the second and third volumes of the work, The Two Towers and The Return of the King, and his role is expanded in Unfinished Tales. Krysti says it all about this (checks notes) "little bitch assistant".  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Other Music by: Alexander Nakarada   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

The Scouring of the Shire was an event that took place in the Shire at the end of the War of the Ring, and was the only time the Shire was attacked during the Great Years. Krysti highlights that not even the Shire is safe from industrial revolution and the choke hold of goods.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Other Music by: Alexander Nakarada   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

The history of Sting begins millennia before The Lord of the Rings and most of it in fact belongs to the First and Second Ages of Middle-earth.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Additional Music provided by Feslyan Studios Fesliyan Studios purchase license code 5470813c-252d-4980-889f-ac6c6d0ed395   Additional Music provided by... Alexander Nakarada : https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/ Dar Golan : https://www.youtube.com/dargolan Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

This is probably THE most titular question in the Tolkien universe. So naturally, Krysti climbs into the belly of the beast to talk about why the fuck the Eagles couldn't take the ring to Mordor. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

We are once again entering the Horny Hobbit Zone with a reading of some erotic, and we use that term loosely, fanfic. A perfect holiday greeting from Krysti Pryde(?!) All stories are consensual and of age.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   70's Porn Music by Hypertunes    Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   80's Music provided by Vodoz:  and Dar Golan   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

What do we know about The Watcher in the Water? Not much, honestly, its another aspect of Tolkien's world left to be vague, whether that is by design or not we can't say for sure. Krysti Pryde is skipping rocks to wake the beast and tell us more.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti highlights yet another metal AF character in Tolkien's world, Ungoliant. Fuck yesssss. Also, YHMS has a Ko-fi page now so donate or subscribe to enter the mosh pit aka Krysti's discord. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Ko-fi Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Music provided by RockSounds: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDCr... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Download: https://hypeddit.com/track/bgy1q1 Title: Metal Assault Genre: Heavy Metal / Hard Rock Written and performed by: RockSounds BPM: 180 Music provided by "Save your back" by Redvard Dolański & GamesOfShadows. Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.   Additional referenced music:  Blind Gaurdian - "Into the Storm" Summoning - "Ungolianth" Cruachan - "Ungoliant"

Krysti and Behemoth the cat chime in with strong opinions on Morgoth. We truly didn't realize how many pet names Morgoth had (?!) Hold your pet of choice close and listen to Krysti explain this adult-baby's existence. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Music: "Fluidscape" - by Kevin MacLeod: https://www.youtube.com/c/kmmusic/about Music: "Xenon" - by Johnny Easton: https://youtu.be/HKinw3NqWFQ Check out his channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/jonnyeaston Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Silmarils! Krysti Pryde breaks down these gems while putting out some solid casting calls for Thingol. Listen to the previous episode for more context on this one, keep up henny. Yeesh. Rate/Review/Subscribe. Join Patreon for access to Krysti's discord for a gently unhinged experience. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley SageProof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Music: "Fluidscape" - by Kevin MacLeod: https://www.youtube.com/c/kmmusic/aboutOther Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti talks Flight of the Noldor and Morgoth being a very caddy bitch in the high school cafeteria. Rude. She breaks it all down for us nice and slow, but definitely listen to her previous episode before diving into this one. Ok?? Do your homework, henny.   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    Music: "Fluidscape" - by Kevin MacLeod: https://www.youtube.com/c/kmmusic/about   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti is back with Season 2. She gets into the Queens of Valar proving yet again women reign supreme. Is that something? Wow. anyway. Dive in/listen/subscribe/rate/donate ... this show's gently unhinged discourse is exactly what we all need.   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.  Music: "Fluidscape" - by Kevin MacLeod: https://www.youtube.com/c/kmmusic/about   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Next in our guest series is "See Jurassic Right". Steven Ray Morris, a podcast host, producer, creator interviews Vertebrate Paleontologist, Yara Haridy, about Hadrosaur teeth, Paleopathology (diseases in fossils), and much more!  Catch more of Steven here... @EBTMstarwars - Everything But The Movies: A Star Wars Book Club - The Purrrcast which is a must for any cat lover. Follow Yara:https://twitter.com/Yara_Haridy  https://www.instagram.com/yara_haridy/  http://www.thebarebones.org/    Donate to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/seejurassicright   Follow along with the show: https://twitter.com/sjrpod  https://www.instagram.com/seejurassicright/  https://www.facebook.com/seejurassicright/  https://twitter.com/stevenraymorris    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.    

This week's guest podcast is "A Little Time" with hosts Diego Lopez and Mike Abrusci. A shoot the shit podcast from two comedians and friends of Krysti. (Because she does indeed have friends).  Diego: @ThisDiegoLopez on Instagram and Twitter Mike: @MikeAbrusci on Instagram and Twitter  Podcast: @ALittleTimePod on Instagram and Twitter Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.

While we gear up for season 2 of YHMS, Krysti has curated some awesome podcasts for you... This episode, we have a podcast called What Else Do You Do? Hosted by Masao Kobayashi - Co-founder and producer for indie studio https://www.cuttobits.com/ https://twitter.com/MegaMasao What Else Do You Do has Masao interview game developers about, you guessed it, what else they do! In this episode he interviews Anouk Bachman https://twitter.com/Valskuiken Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.

Season 1 Finale!! Krysti Pryde!! Behmoth the Cat! Can't miss this big beefer of an episode, because Krysti goes hard for Dwarves. Truly. Tune in as she enlightens us with all things Short Kings.  Oh, and... she'll be curating other podcasts for you to listen to for the next 3 weeks, that you're gonna love OR ELSE.  Anyway, she comes back for Season 2 of YHMS in 3 weeks. ok?? CHILL. Byeeeeeee   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.     Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde swipes right on Elendil. My mans definitely got his height in his bio. Woof. Krysti gives us the deets on his background... and uhmmm mystery wife... uhmmm ok. LISTEN babe.    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   70's Porn Music by Hypertunes    Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.     Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde fills us in on how all the lookie-loos of Middle-Earth came to be with the Palantiri. Listen, like, subscribe if you nasty.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti Pryde reads you erotic Lord of the Rings fanfiction, alongside her new co-host Behemoth, a cat ... we think. You're gonna need a cold shower after this one, cause it's got some sweet porn music and uhhh ... interesting vibes.    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   70's Porn Music by Hypertunes    Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   80's Music provided by Vodoz and Dar Golan   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde talks all about the thickest boy and the winged boyz of Middle-Earth. There is even some wild biology stuff she ties in... like worms. We got worms... And subscribe here to "Settle the Stars" another Edgeworks Nebula Podcast. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein. Music: "Yonder" - by Jonny Easton Link: https://youtu.be/HKinw3NqWFQ Check out his channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/jonnyeaston Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.

Krysti Pryde goes LIVEEEE via Twitch to answer listener questions about the inner workings of Middle Earth. Submit any questions you may have for her future episodes in the links below!    And subscribe here to "Settle the Stars" another Edgeworks Nebula Podcast.   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Interlude Music: The Coup - "The Guillotine" Johnny Desmond - "Miss America" RxckStxr - "Puppy Dog Bouncin in the Box" Hollywood Trailer Music Orchestra - "Prestigious Play Off"   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Ok but like honestly, Krysti Pryde gives slay a new meaning when she breaks down the sword, Glamdring, in this episode.  This week Krysti nods to Andy Serkis who did a live audio recording of "The Hobbit" for charity. Watch it here on youtube And subscribe here to "Settle the Stars" another Edgeworks Nebula Podcast from the top of the show    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde reminds us "don't shoot the messenger" EVEN IF he's a total turd mouth. Uhg yes, just that that one nemesis from your high school days. And subscribe here to "Settle the Stars" another Edgeworks Nebula Podcast.   Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde and guest, Amanda Bova bring us a very special, very unhinged, weed-induced review of the 1977 animated film, "The Hobbit". It's... yeah-- just listen... it's a doozy.    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: 101soundboards & Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

You heard it here first (or well Tolkien implied it first) BUT Krysti calls Galadrial an old coot. She's fucken legit and we love her and her lil phial of light or bath water. The previous sentence refers to both Galadrial and Krysti. Cause hell yeah.  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: 101soundboards & Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde talks about the middle-earth anime in the works from filmmaker Kenji Kamiyama. The feature from New Line Cinema/Warner Brothers delves into the King of Rohan - Helm Hammerhand. And naturally Krysti segues into the King himself, war horn and all.  This weeks all-things Tolkien shoutout is Glam Shatterskull on twitter and twitch. Then we also have DonMarshall72 on TikTok  and another hey hey @knewbetterdobetter  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde proves middle-earth was flat... for a bit, before some drama went down and stuff flooded and man failed upward... again... and again. And like honestly, I buy it. Give it a listen so you too can have something to say at your next awkward social gathering.  This weeks all-things Tolkien shoutout is Nerd of the Rings on YouTube, subscriiibbeeee!  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Krysti Pryde does it again. She talks about the history of the Undying Lands, and who made an appearance there. Maybe she's born with it? I dunno, but she definitely won't need eye cream in the Undying Lands.    Shout out this episode is History of the Ages on YouTube    Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution.   

  Krysti Pryde takes you to the LOTR jewelry district in this episode. Walk-ins welcome as she breaks down the rings to forge one podcast ring that truly unites them all. Shout out this episode is @wizardwaykris who you can follow on IG, Twitter & TikTok  Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod like...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage   Yacht Rock Music: Island Cruise  Stock Media provided by Spylook / Pond5 Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Oh wow. Ok. Krysti Pryde lays it all down in this deep dive into Tolkien and the inspiration for all of his works. Tolkien is romantic AF?! GET ON HIS LEVEL, babe.  An iconic start to a pod, in my opinion. Check out all things Krysti Pryde and "You Have My Sword" as well as reply to questions in the pod like...  You Have My Sword Website Patreon  Twitter Instagram   "You Have My Sword" is a proud member of the Edgeworks Nebula, a collection of intriguing and informative podcasts from Edgeworks Entertainment.  ✦ Edgeworks Patreon ✦ Edgeworks Facebook ✦ Edgeworks Twitter ✦ Edgeworks Instagram   Theme Music: Fantasia Nova Music by: Kingsley Sage Proof of Purchase: A license to use the following media was purchased under Pond5's Content License Agreement, a copy of which is available for review at https://www.pond5.com/legal/license. The Pond5 license authorizes the licensee to use the media in the licensee's own commercial or non-commercial production and to copy, broadcast, distribute, display, perform and monetize the production or work in any medium - including posting and monetization on YouTube - on the terms and conditions outlined therein.   Other Audio/Sound FX provided by: Freesound.org under the Creative Commons Licensing Attribution. 

Welcome to You Have My Sword: A Tolkien Podcast. YHMS is a comedic, historical deep dive on different topics from Tolkien's work spanning: ​ The Hobbit Lord of the Rings The Silmarillion ​ We'll talk about things like: ​ Númenóreans: Do Men Even Deserve Rights? Tom Bombadil: Ultimate Wife Guy Beren & Lúthien: A Better Love Story Than Twilight YES, I'll tell you why the Eagles couldn't fly the fu*king ring to Mordor. Shut up. Check out Krysti Pryde and more You Have My Sword on: https://www.youhavemyswordpodcast.com/