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Stories featured in this episode:Turf War 2200 - by Matthew Sanborn Smith - https://theonethousand.blogspot.com/ -music by Phog Masheeen - https://phogmasheeen.com/ -read by Jean-Paul Garnier -Dinosaur Personal Ads - by Sarina Dorie - https://sarinadorie.com/ -music by Fall Precauxions - https://fallprecauxions.bandcamp.com/ -read by Jean-Paul Garnier -theme music by Dain Luscombe -Simultaneous Times is a monthly science fiction podcast produced by Space Cowboy Books in Joshua Tree, CA.https://www.spacecowboybooks.com
Main Fiction: "That Feeling You're Feeling" by Matthew Sanborn SmithMatthew Sanborn Smith was born and raised in New England and has spent so many years in Florida, even his Florida-born children are well into adulthood. His fiction has appeared here at StarShipSofa, Tor.com, Nature, Apex Magazine, and the Drabblecast, among others. He is the keeper of the Beware the Hairy Mango podcast and its progeny. You can support his future works by way of patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith.This story is original to StarShipSofa.Narrated by: Anthony BabingtonAnthony Babington is a voice actor who looks just slightly off from how he sounds. From his secret volcano lair in Minnesota he narrates podcasts, and leases his soul to corporate America. he can also be heard on the Tales to Terrify podcast, and has recorded for both the Far-Fetched Fables and The Cursed Inn podcasts.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/starshipsofa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Main fiction: "Stars So Sharp They Break The Skin" by Matthew Sanborn Smith.This story was first published in Apex Magazine in April 2018.Matthew Sanborn Smith is a writer of surreal science fiction and fantasy who grew up in New England and has accidentally lived in Florida for a few decades. His fiction has appeared right here at StarShipSofa, Tor.com, Nature, Apex Magazine, and the Drabblecast, among others. His story "Beauty Belongs to the Flowers" received an honorable mention in Gardner Dozois' The Year's Best Science Fiction. He is the keeper of the Beware the Hairy Mango podcast and all of its brood. Learn more than anyone wants to know about him at matthewsanbornsmith.com.Narrated by: TF Ahmad.TF Ahmad is a writer and narrator from Chicago. His fiction has been published in Dark Futures, SOILED Magazine, & Tales To Terrify. His nonfiction has been published in the Chicago Monitor and Architizer.com. He's narrated stories on Tales to Terrify & StarShipSofa. He podcasts his own fiction on The Night Bulletin podcast, which you can find on your favorite podcast app. You can find him listening to podcasts on long walks, watching TV shows that take place on spaceships, and slowly building his personal library. He can be hired for voiceover work at fiverr.com/tf_ahmad or you can email him at thenightbulletin@gmail.com.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/starshipsofa. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The Drabblecast brings you three original stories this week (Modern Fairytales, if you will) from authors Alice Gauntley, Matthew Sanborn Smith, and Kevin D. Anderson. Enjoy! Our birthday was the first of March, and for two weeks beforehand it was all Caleb could talk about—cake, presents, and, most importantly, whom to invite. He would chatter […] The post Drabblecast 453 – Trifecta: Modern Fairy Tales appeared first on The Drabblecast.
The Drabblecast wraps up HP Lovecraft Month this year with a mythos story unlike any variety you’ve likely heard before! We bring you “The Shallow One,” an original Drabblecast story by Matthew Sanborn Smith. Norm closes out with a song about awkward romance called “There’s a Fetus in Your Kitchen.” I first met Madeline at […] The post Drabblecast 437 – The Shallow One appeared first on The Drabblecast.
On this week’s Drabblecast, Norm and author Matthew Sanborn Smith bring you a dose of perspective during these crazy times where weirdness seems to be the norm. Remember those invisible things around us that support and hold us no matter what our struggles our, and remember to cherish each moment of every day. I wonder […] The post Drabblecast 427 – Doubleheader- Matthew Sanborn Smith appeared first on The Drabblecast.
It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative […]
It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just […]
It’s the May 30th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
It’s the May 29th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
It’s the May 28th show! Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving […]
It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love […]
It’s the May 27th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 25th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 26th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 24th show! Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 23rd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 22nd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 20th show! Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s Katherine Henriksson’s show! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – Waffle Iron Woman by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Katherine Henriksson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 18th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 321 – The More We Get Together by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 17th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 16th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 319 – With Battered Breath by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 15th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 318 – Socket To Me by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 14th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
This donated episode is brought to you by James Weber! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin by Matthew Sanborn Smith and James Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 13th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 12th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 315 – Nut Case by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 11th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 314 – Stinkeye by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 10th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 307 – Sooshin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 306 – Running With the Deviled Eggs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
WARNING: You might find this one is gross. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2016! The event that YOU made happen! you bastards Don’t get your hopes up that more than ten percent of these will be on time! Let’s go! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 304 – One Hold Barred by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Today’s donor is Mr. ARM! Look at his amazing website! And check out this awesome Trundle Manor doc by Jason Mileto! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 5 – Trundlefly by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Mr. ARM is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the Paresh Solanki episode! And today’s his birthday! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 4 – Professor Nutty by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Paresh Solanki is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the Simon Hildebrandt episode! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 3 – Underware by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Simon Hildebrandt is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the Pete Jones episode, everyone! Thanks, Pete! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Pete Jones is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thank Laurence Simon for this episode! Follow him on Twitter! Check out his site and read his many 100 word stories! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Laurence Simon is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Follow Craig Webster, the brilliant mind behind “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Fruit Salad” on Twitter at https://twitter.com/skellyrocker! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Give the Mango a new hairdo! The Mango is your marble, you are its hammer and chisel! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 301 – Noobs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s the May 29th episode! And, oh, yeah! Here’s that awesome giraffe story: Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 287 – Undersourcing by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 298 – Inapparent Apparel by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 297 – Blow Me Down by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 296 – Reboot by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
It’s finally the May 28th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 286 – Recalling Tires by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 295 – Naughty Bits by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
At long last, the story that you never thought you'd hear. It's the lostest of the lost episodes of the Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine.It is the age of super science. Dr. Nefarious is on the verge of inducing the singularity and destroying the world. The only hope for humanity is Malcolm...well, he's not the only hope, there is a plan C. Don't look for plan B, it's not back there.Afterward, Big and Rish apologize profusely to Matthew, and tell the sad, twisted tale of The Empire State Building Strikes Back's journey to audio publication. It's a really sad, twisted tale. And...we're really sorry this took so long, Matthew.Special thanks to Renee Chambliss, Marshal Latham, Dave Thompson "Podcastle Enforcer", L. Scribe Harris, and Tom Tancredi for lending their voices to the episode, and to Sonny See for providing the episode art.