ASSTROLOGY

Are you born at the start or the end of a zodiac sign? This means you are on the cusp!.. Or are you?? Many established astrologers do not support this theory, and we’re here to find out why. In this episode, Rach and Aud present research, give their highly amateur opinions on this controversial topic, and begin doubting everything they thought they knew. Is there such a thing as a hybrid sign or should we just call BS? We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

In this episode we welcome our dear friend, creative powerhouse & housemate, Matt Powell. Rachel and Audree give a spontaneous natal chart reading to this quirky solar Piscean. Through this, the three amigos discover the complexity of Matt’s chart, their being and how they relate to others in their life. It’s a wild ride on the boat of depth and discovery. It’s also a little spicy teehee. This is a must listen for those interested in hearing how our sun signs do not limit us to one existence. Matt is a Pisces - but there is A LOT more to the story. You can follow Matt on Instagram or Twitter @mattpowellicus. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

It’s ASSTROLOGY’S BIRTHDAY! What a wild year it’s been making this podcast. To celebrate we bring you an extra special birthday episode, filled to the brim with juice and joy, and some appalling singing (sorry not sorry xo). We dive into ASSTROLOGY’S birth chart, unpack some numerology, share our highlights and the things we’ve learned, and discover Audree isn’t 21. Happy birthday podcast, and thank you to you, sweet peachy listeners, for sharing your time and astrological journey with us. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Yes we are a little late but HAPPY BELATED AQUARIUS SEASON!! Did you know that Aquarius is in fact an AIR sign? In this episode, we give you the basics of the humanitarian zodiac sign. A little serious, a little quirky, a little sexy and most importantly rebellious af. Aquarians don’t vibe with outdated ideologies, OK boomer? Wherever Aquarius resides in your chart, this is the episode for you.  We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

It’s our Erratic Valentines episode!! Today we deep dive into the intersection between love languages and astrology. We hit up good ol’ Gazza for the Five Love Languages, and then discover how they relate to our cosmic energies. We have an academia-gasm, sh*t on personality quizzes, and fall into an existential butthole. Enjoy some quality time with us this V Day. xoxo We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Scary Saturn is here, but fear not! Rach and Aud are here to rescue us from all our Saturnic woes. This week we dive into our first outer planet, setting Saturn up in structured style. We discuss boundaries and limits as possibilities, how much of a dick Cronus really was, the effect of this ringed planet in each sign and house. There’s a glorious ass pun, some serious structure, and the acknowledgement that restriction and freedom aren’t all that different after all. Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

The Sun is in CAPRICORN and it’s the sea goat’s time to shine! On today’s episode, we attempt to be very serious while speaking about the very serious zodiac sign, Capricorn. For real tho Caps are serious but hella sarcastic. Don’t let their stoic exterior fool you, they know how to have a good time. After all, all the hard work they do calls for celebration! Rachel teaches us about the mystical & funky Sea Goat while Audree takes us through Capricorn fundamentals. A must listen if you have any personal planet Capricorn placements! We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

IS THIS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS? Idk. Rachel and Audree try to figure out what the heck is going on. In this episode we discuss The Great Conjunction which has just happened in the infamous sign of Aquarius. Many Astrologers believe THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS but many disagree, why? AND Our biggest question of all - what’s the vibe? Listen to hear our take on this unpredictable time. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We’ve made it out of whatever the hell you wanna call 2020, pats self on back. For our first episode of the year Rach dives into a 2020 cosmic round up, before Audree shares some astrological predictions for the year to come. We talk aquarius energy, political conservatism and the beauty of dynamic tension. We finish off with some lessons, resolutions, and tips and tricks on how you might bring the cosmos into your 2021. Wishing you a safe and funky new year, thanks for seeing out the sh** show with us. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

We are back with a planetary lowdown episode! This week we’re onto the first social planet - GIGANTIC JUPITER. Aud gives us the basics on this expansive and nurturing planet, before we deep dive into Jupiter-House placements. We lose it over how absolutely massive Jupiter actually is, and reminisce on the style crime that was jeggings. We hope you’re ready for GROWTH in its most stormy and speedy form. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Ayyyyoooo FULL MOON IN GEMINI IS HERE! We dedicate this episode to all things full moon. Rach gives us the lowdown on lunar astronomy, eclipses and moon-related folklore. Aud deep dives us into the gemini full moon that’s upon us. We discuss truth, illumination, and the new Age of Air. We hope you’re ready for a big societal shake up. (werewolves included) howls We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Episode Notes You are now entering Sagittarius Season. Put on your adventure cap and fire up your truth engine because we are entering a time of EXPLORATION. For real tho sag szn is a time of great optimism. Let’s learn from our lucky sun in Sag friends about unwavered positivity! We give a lil Babylonian mythology and then Rach and Aud describe what it’s like to have your sun, moon, mercury, venus AND mars in SAGITTARIUS. Hop on board baby, it’s a wild ride. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

AYYOOOO! In case you’ve been living under a rock, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the US Election! Fingers crossed the next four years are considerably less of a train wreck than the last four have been. In the meantime, we query the astrology of ‘good’ leadership. Are there really an exclusive few signs that make good leaders? What is leadership, and what needs unpacking about our perception of it? Why is it okay that Hitler was a sun in Taurus and so are we? Listen to get the juice. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Delicious, dark n mysterious. It’s SCORPIO SEASON!! In this episode we bask in the shadows of this spooky zodiac sign. Audree poses poignant questions about the scorpion. Rachel shares her own poetry of what it’s like to be a Scorpio rising. It then gets a bit freaky so listen to GET FREAKY WITH US! Hehe We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

We BACK! It’s been a hot minute, but we’re not forgetting to celebrate our lovely Libran siblings. This episode Rach takes the reins, shedding some light and love on these quietly troublesome, peace loving peas. We celebrate the kickass Oracle of Delphi, talk refinement and mediation, and discover if Libra’s really are as slutty as Audree says. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

In this episode we address the planet we (may) have been putting off. The passionate & fiery MARS!!! Your Mars placement asks the question: Where and how do you attain what you value & desire? Rachel passionately shares her research into the astronomy and mythology of THE RED PLANET. Audree brings up the duality of the planets, how it fits into our identities and the wider conversations of gender, the patriarchy and colonialism. Sexy and vital Mars seeks to ignite the force of life within you! We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

WE ARE RISING LIKE OUR ASCENDANTS! Today we dig deep into the third member of the astrological trifecta - the Rising Sign! Aud and Rach bash out some basics, and then divulge on each ASScendant Placement. Aud talks us through the impact of other 1st House placements, Rach gives a shout out to the impact of the rising sign on childhood, and then we get reeeeal chaotic. No apologies, we ownin’ it like an Aquarius rising would. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Should I stay or should I virGO? Shitty pun I know. Feel free to criticise all you want - It is VIRGO season after all! Go crazy! Today Rachel and Audree give you the lowdown on what it means to have Virgo energy. We talk beauty & shadow in celebration of these highly intelligent beings. Let's show our love to the solar Virgos this month by making them feel useful and appreciated!! We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

RAWR XD it is leo season!!! This episode is all about the fiery lions, LEO. We get to know these attention loving, proud, warm and creative individuals. Audree's sister, Madelina, joins us as the resident Leo of ASSTROLOGY, giving us insight into the lion minds. Madelina adds some HOTT spice to our already saucy mix. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Ooops we did it again! Today we take a deep dive into THE SUN, uncovering how and where we all shine. insert rays of light here Rach’s astronomy lesson reminds us how juicy the sun is. Audree unpacks some patriarchal af interpretations and gives the sun a queer spin. We walk through the sun in all the houses, and Aud reads us some immaculate Tumblr posts. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

AHHHH ASTROLOGY IS OVER!!! THERE IS A NEW ZODIAC SIGN AND NOW NOTHING MAKES SENSE!! Hey, you! Calm your booty. On this episode we investigate this elusive and controversial 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. NASA and the BBC chimes in on astrological matters - do we listen? Rachel talks us through this mess while Audree shares what she has learnt from online astrological communities. What is our conclusion? Do we come to one? Listen to find out. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers & @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

This freestyled episode is all about astrology on INSTAGRAM. We share some of our fave creators (pls send us yours). We chat astro memes, astro readers, spirituality/mysticism and insta aesthetics. Our favorite Gemini Mom, Julie, spontaneously calls us to tell us about her vedic astrology epiphany! To round off the episode, Rach and Aud share their crying session over Mamma Mia. Instagram profiles we talked about (in order): @bitch.rising @hornyastrology @badbitchastrologyy @luvelyzodiac @thezodiacstea @classic.aquarius @queercosmos @jessica.lanyadoo @flowersfordais_astrology @lilithastrology @astrologyforartists @astrologyaya @lunacommunity @sanctuarywrld @drunkstrology @chaninicholas @costarastrology @nadinejane_astrology We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

Weeeeeeeee are back with an episode on the big ol emotional crab that is CANCER! We go over cancer sign basics. Rachel gives us the OH SO FASCINATING mythology of the constellation. Audree goes a little deeper into what it means to have your sun or moon in CANCER. Did we mention that it is also currently a Mercury retrograde in cancer? WOAH. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

In this episode we communicate about how astrology communicates our communication style. Are you a FIERY, EARTHY, AIRY or WATERY communicator? We analyze the complexities of our intellect and expression. Rach shares how Mercury’s day is TWO YEAR’S long. Audree goes to town on expressing our forms of expression, and we discuss the interwovenness of the stars. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

It’s not just Rachel and Audree today. NO! Today we welcomed Ollie, Harry and Harper from Straight To The Middle to discover more about themselves and each other through natal chart guess who! Listen as these three chatty lads decipher the clues and get to know their DEEPER selves. Are they still skeptical? Are they now a part of the ASSTRO AMATEUR club?? Does Harper now know the difference between astrology and astronomy??? It’s the collaboration of the century - so come find out. Go subscribe to their podcast, Straight to the Middle (available on all platforms) We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

AUDREE’S MOM IS ON THE POD! We’re here celebrating Gemini season, and Julie, the QUEEN of communication, is here to give you all the goods. Rach hits us up with some mythology (as well as some badly explained physics). Aud outs this airy sign’s irrationally rational tendencies, and our VERY SPECIAL GUEST shares some serious pearls of wisdom with you. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

VENUS... JUPITER... AND SATURN??? Yes. We are here to tell you that they are ALL currently in retrograde. Don't know what that means? We've got u. This episode we chat the basics of the oh-so-scary retrogrades. We dive deeper into the current simultaneous retro-G'd planets - Love life? Expansion? Societal Shifts? It's all brewing and we are PUMPED. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe!Check out our Twitter @asstrologypodFollow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcolemanMuch love and magic

LOVE IS IN THE AIR (and the water/fire/earth)! In our 10th episode we bring to you our research into synastry - compatibility in astrology. We take a cringe quiz as per ushe. You will find out which areas of a chart should be considered when seeking a potential love interest. Audree went on a quaran-date w/ a cancer and Rachel goes blind dating ON THE SHOW with a game we whipped up. Enjoy two venus-in-pisces hoes as they attempt to suppress their romanticism.We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe!Check out our Twitter @asstrologypodFollow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcolemanMuch love and magic

We huff and we puff and we blow the houses down! This week we cover the surface of all the astrological houses. We take an old school approach, with Aud’s lesson on mirrored and ‘empty’ houses, and Rachel’s GCSE-style applied astrology sesh. Finally we undertake our hardest game yet, working out Who’s Who from our friend’s house and sign placements. Get cosy and settle in for this EXTRA long and EXTRA wack episode!We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe!Check out our Twitter @asstrologypodFollow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcolemanMuch love and magic

Woohoo! It’s our birthday we can cry if we want to! We are back and distanced - physical isolation not social isolation am I right baby? In this extra long episode we talk about the role of the Sun in astrology and solar return charts. To celebrate our birthdays we research and discuss aspects of our charts live. We exchange gifts in the form of a tarot card reading and lovely poetic guidance. Join us and the Goddess Bast in celebrating our solar returns!We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe!Check out our Twitter @asstrologypodFollow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcolemanMuch love and magic

WE ARE BACK! After a short pause to sort out logistical difficulties, Rachel and Audree are back with a new episode. Today we ask an important question: Can astrology predict physical traits? We make our guesses and discuss celebrities. Will this conversation change our mind? Will it change yours? Do leos REALLY have the nicest hair? We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

TODAY WE HAVE OUR FIRST GUEST! This episode we welcome on Audree’s best friend, Nor!!! Nor has the biggest Aries energy so we just HAD to have her on to interrogate the insanity and excitement it brings. As usual, Rachel hits us with some saucy mythology while Audree shares the good and bad of being an aries. We interview Nor on reality tv and expose her via a quiz. This episode is filled with lots of laughs and minor references to theft and illegal substances (wouldn’t be an aries episode without it). Follow Nor on Instagram @nor_fadhil We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

We chat all things Venus and LOVE in this week’s episode. Audree gives us the inside scoop on this romantic planet. Rach shares a story about some mythic swimmers, and shares our happily ever after. We take another not-so-shitty quiz, and quite on-cue, the fire alarm goes off. Happy ass day pals. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

We've made it to episode 4!!! Today Rachel and Audree strip it back to the very basics. We talk about the essential things you gotta know if you want to be a fellow amateur astrologer. Rachel throws in a dash of history and a dollop of controversy. We briefly travel East, touching on Chinese and Vedic astrology. Audree bangs out the planets, signs, houses and aspects. Finally, we take another shitty quiz because we never learn. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check us out of Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

We’re celebrating all you fishy fiends this week, with an intro to Pisces Season. We get to know these imaginative, dreamy Sun Natives, and get deep into the need for empathy at this time of ecological crisis. We call Audree’s Dad, and Rachel learns about Albert Einstein and Justin Bieber. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

We’re back with a Big Splash for episode two! Audree starts the show off with some moon sign basics. Things get a bit loony as Rachel shares some astronomy and moon-related history. Get to know your emotional self as we explore each sign’s inner tendencies. We talk about Holy eclipses, and take another shitty quiz. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Be sure to rate and subscribe! Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic

MOOOOOOOOOOO Welcome to the very first episode of ASSTROLOGY hosted by Audree and Rachel. EPISODE 1 We declare our amateur status and warmly welcome newbies and bewbies to listen to our show! We go over: a few astro basics, taurus sign basics, bull mythology, sweet n stubborn qualities, a disappointing quiz and some sensual stories. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too) Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Follow us on Instagram @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Much love and magic