Balls Deep

New Zealand town fires its village wizard, brass artist pisses on a fan's face, and how the world would respond if God controlled all natural disasters.

Man, I really enjoyed having this conversation. Arguably the most fun I've had recording a podcast. I hope you enjoy.

A Civil Rights Movement

When I stopped paying the bills over here at Balls Deep, our lovely podcast host (Spreaker.com) deleted our first 13 episodes, because apparently that's what happens when you don't pay the fucking bills. Noted. Anyways, i finally recovered our interview with our first guest, our friend Brad Godwin. A hometown friend who also plays football for Eastern Washington. A funny motherfucker that guy Brad. We need to have him back on. I remember this episode being funny too. Brad, if you're reading this, it's not too late. Enjoy this episode folks. Recorded in I believe April or May of 2019. Cheers.

The Adventures at Safeway, with Lucas Quincy

An intellectual conversation about the dreaded corona virus.

So did you hear the Earl Thomas news?

Greetings

Interview with New Mexico State pitcher Justin Schubert.

We discuss the Warriors going back to the Finals for the 4th time in 5 years, Magic Johnson going on First Take hours before Frank Vogel was introduced, and easy money sniper AKA Kevin Durant. Lil future had a birthday, we talk bumper stickers in the deep south, and Arnold absorbing a drop kick. Plus more.

Interview with Pomona College tennis player Jansen Comadena.

Kristaps takes an uppercut to the jaw, Nikola Jokic in a bar, and Spicy Nuggets.

NBA Draft Lottery Talk

Country House wins the 145th Kentucky Derby and it's apparently controversial, even tho Maximum Security nearly killed every horse involved. The Rockets are the worst good team of all time, and Draymond Green's mom Mary B won't stop harassing Steph Curry. Rodney Hood is good at basketball now and I can confirm that Giannis is good at basketball .We talk DeAngelo Russell and his fake Arizona ice tea can, Tim Anderson calling himself the modern day Jackie Robinson, and Myles Garrett only being allowed to use 2 pass rush moves. For our segments, we discuss a girl winning the National Hand Writing Contest despite not having hands, the Bubonic Plague being back, and Dame's "cuh off" on Twitter.

The Jared Dudley Ben Simmons rivalry, James Butler bullying the equipment manager, Dame Time, The Simpsons Dumb Newfies, and a lot more.

(0.24-15.44). The most honest and correct NFL Draft breakdown of 2019. Kyler Murray's favorite book is the Great Gatsby, Quinnen Williams blesses himself when he sneezes, and Daniel Jones will be selling insurance in a few years. We also talk about Rashan Gary's glasses, DK Metcalf, and Josh Jacobs finishing on guys on the football field. (15:50- 25.31) We talk Harvard concluding a 34 year study to find that quarterback is the most important position in football, Dog Show contesting eating dog treats, ecosexuals, and LeSean McCoy spoiling Avengers: Endgame on twitter.