Children of the Cheesy

What do you get when you cross Stephen King and way too much cocaine. An AC/DC musical starring Emilio Estevez pitted against evil alien space trucks. Check out our Season finale as we review the cheesiest movie yet!

After a failed stint as a dinosaur supervisor at Isla Nublar, Phil Tippet directs a psychedelic, surreal experience in Mad God, a dark descent into an unfamiliar world.

An improbable series of red-herrings, misdirections, and impossibilities leaves several rich, unlikable people dead. Starring a bunch of famous, and most likable people.

The evil djinn finally gets someone to make three wishes! Sort of. Instead of bringing about the end of humanity, the djinn gets caught in an emotional love triangle between himself, the wisher, and her whiny boyfriend. Join us as we discuss the djinn's whackiest adventure yet!

Thee evil Djinn is back! And this time, he's basically ignoring wishes! Watch as an apathetic Djinn blandly terrorizes the student body of Baxter U!

He's back! And he's kinda fulfilling wishes again! Andrew Divoff reprises his role as the evil Djinn. Will he manage to trick a less clever cast? Do you wish it?

Join us as we begin our foray into the most hopeful horror movie franchise of all time: Wishmaster. It's like I Dream of Genie, but the genie's emotions range from diabolical to pedantic. Our wish? More Andrew Divoff!

Jason's back! Well, the slug monster that inhabits him is back, possessing bodies to do his unholy work. Did you know Jason was controlled by a slug monster? We didn't either. Join us as we bisect this sexy mess of a movie!

A woman's foray in horror/fantasy begins to blur reality as a serial killer with no face starts stitching on others people's face parts to assemble a new look.

Three sassy lassies reunite with their queen bee from high school. But only after about 10 minutes, it becomes apparent that this New Year's celebration will be hilariously brutal.

Ricky's eyebrows go on a rampage, occasionally dressed as Santa, in this flashback of a flashback holiday classic.

A couple of ornery department store elves curse a group of "teenagers" after one of them mysteriously decides to bring an elf to the party and make a big deal about it.

A jewish man dressed as Santa terrorizes a Jewish community (and the rest of neighborhood by extension). Starring ex-pro wrestler Bill Goldberg and a bunch of uncredited, but famous, Jewish actors.

Gary Busey stars as the voice of a sneering, foul-mouthed gingerbread cookie that terrorizes the staff at a small bakery AND NOWHERE ELSE.

A smoke/vine monster massacres a bunch of teenagers while the adults quibble over the meaning of words. Will they figure out what the town already knew in time to save themselves? Who cares!

Gobble, gobble, motherf*cker! A shit-talking demon turkey wreaks havoc after a 500 year slumber. Truly the greatest holiday classic since A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.

A URL with disturbing footage kills the people who watch it. A murderer hosts live streams on the same URL, but is possibly a different service. And a ghost haunts anyone investigating either of these occurrences. With all this going on, no wonder the production team forgot to secure the rights to the URL!

We're coming at you very calm...nothing but good vibes...just here to make fun of Mark Whalberg struggle to survive against hordes of evil plants...then we're going.

After dispatching his totally-into-this movie sister, Michael Myers rushes home to get ready for his reality TV debut. Starring Tyra Banks, Busta Rhymes, and a cappuccino machine.

A closeted gay man and his wildly irresponsible straight friend befriend an undead cowboy who loves to party. Will our heroes remember to protect the Crystal McGuffin from a different, evil undead cowboy after a raging house party materializes out of thin air? Guest starring Bill Maher as himself and John Ratzenberger as a literal journeyman electrician.

A house with an evil past is the portal to Vietnam. And Roger Cobb's boyfriend who he never wanted to talk about. That plus zombie wife. This movie is a hot mess, like your roommate in college.

A giant brain monster with a regionally successful talk show is exposed by a teenager with the intelligence of burnt toast. Will the brain realize his ambitions to go national? Will our human protagonist figure out how to exit a warehouse? Find out on our Season 2 opener!

A strange feminist cult lures Nicholas Cage to an island where he is free to dress up and punch unsuspecting women in the face. Plus bees.

A freak accident jettisons Toxie to Amortville, a bizzaro-Tromaville where everyone is a criminal and loves polluting the town. Meanwhile Tromaville is left to the evil whims of the Noxious Offender, Toxie's evil alternate dimension double. Confused? Yeah, you should be!

Toxic Avenger squares off against the devil himself in a test of the elements: Earth, Fire, Kids on a Bus, Water, and Waste. Will he conquer his fears to come out on top in this spliced abomination of a movie? If you know anything about sequels, you probably already know!

Toxie terrorizes the citizens of Japan in search of his old man. Meanwhile, a blatantly evil corporation takes advantage of his absence to enact their plan to turn Tromaville into a toxic dump.

Mop Boy humiliates local bullies and stops a corrupt mayor from plans undefined. Also, blind jokes.

Join us as we review My Super-Sweet 16 inside Scream 4 edited for cable TV.

What happens when a malevolent force tries to corrupt and kill Lupita and her friends? Well, the whole town gets covered in goo and fliers, obviously.

Elvis and JFK stop at nothing to defeat a cowboy mummy from sucking the life outta old people's butts

A small girl has special powers, and a Satanic cult wants them. But one question remains: what does Satan want with a girl that can spin plates?

A small town is infested with the ten biblical plagues. Join us as we suffer through all of them.

What do you get when you remove the Ghoulies from the Ghoulies franchise? Ghoulies 4.

Ah college. A time of pranks, copious amounts of alcohol, and demonic jackasses.

The Ghoulies go to the carnival! Will they become the main attraction or just another side-of-the-road sideshow? Considering the movie is called Ghoulies 2 and not Jim Bob's Carnival, we bet you can guess the answer.

It's everyone's favorite Garbage Pail Kid rejects, the Ghoulies! Why are they called that? We're not sure either!

The Critters are in space! Or back in space? Returning home? Who cares! It's Critters, spaceships, and greedy sci-fi trash collectors. What's not to love?

The Critters are moving out of the small town and into the big city! Will they realize their dream of making the big time? You already know the answer! Special guest, Leonardo DiCaprio! He's not in the show. We just like saying that.

They're back! And this time, the Critters invade Grovers Bend! Why they didn't the first time is kind of a mystery, but sit back and enjoy as we try to solve the puzzle of Critter biology.

Will the Brown family survive an onslaught of insatiable house cats and reckless bounty hunters? I mean, probably.