We are two 20-something year old college students who tend to always have something interesting to talk about. We figured we'd share it with the world. The Digital Bonfire is all about being like your traditional bonfire. A couple of bros, chilling around a fire, talking about life, the universe, s…
Oh no! Say it ain’t so! I will not go! Turn the lights off! Carry me home!
In the two weeks that we’ve been gone, a lot has happened…
In a crazy turn of events, Derek manages to begin speaking to a woman for the first time in three years. Let’s see how it all unfolds!
Today we discuss the inner machinations of our minds and how they pertain to our tastes for the interiors of vehicles!
Zeke and Derek begin the great ascension into a higher plain of existence.
In this thrilling episode, we pay homage to the late singer/song writer of Linkin Park, Chester Bennington, and recount how his death brought “The Bros” into a greater state of friendship and togetherness. For like 2 minutes at the very end of the episode after some other mindless shit…
Zeke and Derek have this cancerous thing they do where they come up with a scenario in their heads that hasn’t happened, and likely never will, yet they still get heated as if it has. They’re kinda stupid to be honest…
For a little while now, Zeke has been considering purchasing a Ford. In this episode, we set him straight.
Catch ya boy Quintavious out here makin moves!
As our 50th episode, this one is going to be a bit different. Derek wasn’t able to make it, so it’s just Zeke and a microphone, talking about the his recent breakup. This is an episode of love, loss, and pain, but also about acknowledging your own mistakes and becoming a better person. So strap … Read More Read More
In this romp of an episode, we discuss cars, cars, some trucks, some more cars, and cars! We’ve got quite the variety for you today!
This is a big one, strap in, we talk about basically everything.
Everyone has a role in society. Some are the thinkers, some are the innovators, some are the doers… while the rest aimlessly masturbate in the meantime. Welcome to the Digital Bonfire, home of the… well you decide.
Get ready cause this is a deep one. From the existence of souls, to the end of life itself, Zeke and Derek, two pseudo intellectuals, will discuss these possibilities, their implications, and more in this thrilling installment of Digital Bonfire!
Join us as we talk about the nature and function of Comedy and whether or not it should have boundaries featuring the return of Alice!
“Today we discuss a lot of topics including our dog biscuits, and the complexity of her old age, and the implications that her old age provides.” – Chase, 2019
Just listen to it and stop asking questions…..
You think you know Zeke and Derek? You think you could’ve walked a mile in our shoes? You think you know about the troubles and traumas we’ve faced? No? Okay, ’cause we don’t have any.
No matter how difficult your life is, our problems are WORSE. Fight us.
This episode is a happy one! While we do heavily discuss anime yet again (C’mon, you knew this was coming), we also talk about Derek’s hard-earned graduation! Plus… the futility of finding a job you… actually… want…
In a world where human beings have become weak, sedentary versions of their former selves, two heroes will defy the odds and make a difference… Only to immediately veer off topic yet again in this thrilling new installment of Digital Bonfire.
Let’s keep this one short and sweet: sex and anime… Need we say more?
Join two idiot loser virgins as they dream about lives better than their own.
There are many potential hazards in the work place; slipping dropping things, getting grilled because of your religion. Which one happened to Derek? Find out as we discuss that and more including Zeke and Alice’s crumbling relationship and Zeke defending himself against an all out assault from his peers.
Get ready for a deep one! We’ll go from road ripping super cars, to consciousness as a concept, and even the moral ambiguity of war! So strap in, and let’s begin.
Join two weeb geeks as we talk about anxiety inducing anime’s, pulse-pounding team shooter game play, and Ziek’s recent (almost) bush with heartbreak!
Join us as we delve into the boundless, never ending landscape of dreams and what they mean in respect to our collective consciousness. Ziek realizes the next step he must take to progress with Alice… becoming her bitch.
Sometimes, life is like a sitcom. Things that shouldn’t happen, do happen. Sometimes, you don’t get that girl. Sometimes, you can’t have the relationships with others that you want. And sometimes, just sometimes, you raise a frog baby.
It’s finally over. Today, we lay our beloved Game of Thrones to rest, while also talking about Star Wars, Avengers, and interesting literary devices in general. Plus, the most interesting topic of all… audio problems!
As we progress further, our minds turn outward, towards an inevitable expansion of ideas and expression of our future plans. We also take some introspective looks at ourselves and what it takes to truly find satisfaction in this crazy world. … And biscuits will have NONE of it.
Now, a somber podcast about loss, anger, disappointment, fear, and betrayal… Then AFTER we’re done talking about Game of Thrones, we’ll move on to more family friendly topics likes Ziek not being good enough for his girlfriend and Derek having a stroke on the mic.
What happens when you combine a metrosexual, a man unloved by his parents, a bearded soap drinker, and a woman unfortunate enough to know them? A deep discussion on sociopolitical themes… plus cringe and nerd boners.
Whether it’s penis inspection, accidental ejaculations, or tier listing food products, there’s no ground we won’t tread in this 4-man celebration of idiocy!
For the first time in HISTORY, your boys Ziek and Derek got a female presence on the show! In this weeks episode, you get to meet Ziek’s new girlfriend, Alice! Other topics include coming out, jokes gone too far, and general mindlessness resulting in drinking soap. It’s a romp alright!
This one gets a little deep and probably a tiny bit controversial what with the various trials and documentaries coming out… But fuck it! We’re still going to talk about it! Join us as we become Star-Lord and Tony Stark to talk about our relationships, disgusting actions performed by idiot celebrities, and our relation to … Read More Read More
With the coming of Season 8 of Game of Thrones, we muse over the vast amount of possibilities the show could end. Join us as we attempt to crack the code that George R. R. Martin has set before us!
With more audio issues than ever before, we’re back for another romp filled with talk about our emotions and the revelation that Ziek and Derek have dated basically the same exact girl!
And we’re back again! This one’s somewhat of a riot and is filled with profound knowledge as well as potential reasons for Ziek and Derek to never get elected to public office! Apologies for the weird noise artifacts. We’re exploring solutions to fix this.
Welcome back to the Bonfire guys! This week we discuss our feels, iOS vs Android, why everyone can be a target of a joke, and why the Digital Bonfire blows! Should be a romp and a half!
We all know them, we all “love” them, today we’re talking about those goody two shoes, neighborhood WARRIORS yelling at kids to “get off their lawn!” or at least to slow down when driving recklessly… Join us at the Bonfire and get ready for some laughs!