Endless Ranters

This week we start off discussing our mutual love for staring at aerial photography and the state of umbrella design in 2020. We all get to hear some special listener Drunk Stories told in their own voice. Later, we tackle our first Good Advice/Bad Advice assignment and spend maybe a little too much time on Dirty Dancing. Thanks for tuning in! Cheers.

Jaiden and Chris start off discussing homeless strategies (but not the kind you think). Then they return to last week's Facebook question to read a few more of your "I'm _____ and I've never _____" responses. Afterwards, the guys review some fantastic listener Tool Tune submissions. And finally, Former Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Jaiden, begins his ground-breaking expose on How White is Chris? You'll be shocked by Chris' depth of knowledge on one or two early 90s rap videos that were played a lot on MTV. Thanks for listening and being a part of the show. GIO.

On this first episode of 2020, the guys roll in some new ideas for your Endless Ranters podcast. Then they review each and every guest from 2019 and share their favorite memories from their episodes. The last part of the show they read and critique listener responses to a recent Facebook challenge: I'm BLANK years old and I've never BLANK. Join us in the Endless Ranter Podcast Facebook group to fill in your BLANKS. Good day, Endless Ranters.

Move over Neil deGrasse Tyson! On today's episode, Jordan Willis joins us to talk about his scientific theories on regular ACS topics and the gang solves the world's nuclear power issues! Jordan also discusses his beef with Keto. Let's get it on!

Josh Rosenberg joins the guys to talk about his love of Adam Carolla, his transition from Boston to Burbank, and correct keytar-playing etiquette. He also talks a little about his podcast, "World Famous Shit Show" along with his girlfriend's podcast, "Menopod." Both of which are available wherever you listen to podcasts. He's also hosting a stand-up comedy show at "Acme Comedy Club" in North Hollywood this Wednesday night at 8 PM. Get it on, Aceholes!

This episode the guys are joined by the legendary, the heroic, the studliest of the studs; Bryan Frankhauser. He talks about how he became a fan of Ace, his love of 90's R&B, and even tells some drunken stories from the Carolla Cruise. A lovable guy that you'll have no choice but to enjoy hearing from. But most importantly...you'll have no choice but to GET IT ON.

On this episode, the guys welcome loyal Acehole, Craig Berndt. Craig tells them about his days in the radio business, his introduction to Adam Carolla, and his NSNG weight-loss journey. Craig also does not shy away from enjoying his favorite tool tunes and definitely shows up ready to get it on. So, hopefully, you do too! Welcome, Craig Berndt, everybody!

Ultra-cool Acehole, Erin, joins Jaiden and Chris to talk about her history with the Adam Carolla Show. She tells us about her teenage days listening to Loveline while delivering pizzas, her disinterest in "methy" porn, and her love of hair metal. There was a little bit of an internet connection lag but she didn't let that stop her from being super fun and cool to talk to. You'll have no choice to enjoy their conversation, but most definitely, no choice but to GET IT ON.

Robby Spotlight joins Jaiden and Chris for the first time as an official ER team member. We've all heard his Carollla origin story, so the guys get right into some hot topics. First off, what is a "sexception" and who's on your list? Better yet, who is on your significant other's list? On a lighter note, Robby demonstrates his mad freestyle skillz again, and it's clear...he's been practicing YO! Get it on. Enjoy the show. Cheers!

Special guest, Marilyn, joins Jaiden and Chris to solve a bunch of problems. Not Marilyn's. She's fantastic. We get to hear a great story about who introduced her to Adam Carolla, and how she's spreading the word. Lots of opinions about the show and crew. Jaiden explains what it means to not care about movie critics and Chris fixes Rotten Tomatoes completely. Thanks for listening. Get it on!

Longtime Carolla listener, Kara, joins the show from the SLC. She tells us about growing up Mormon while learning about the world through Adam and Drew on Loveline. She shares her experiences meeting and dating a couple Ace fans and getting herself banned from a Las Vegas casino. Naturally, this leads to a discussion about addiction recovery and Kara passes on some great advice. Later we get deep in some hairband tool tunes and Kara auditions for Poison. Get it on!

Long overdue Travis joins Jaiden and Chris for another fantastic episode of Endless Ranters. He tells us his Adam Carolla origin story and of course, we get the story of his live show marriage proposal. What did she say?! The guys talk a little football, twins insurance, holding babies and what we all love about Ace. Stay tuned after the music to hear that proposal clip! Get it on.

Longtime Carolla listener and all around great guy, Nick, joins your hosts to talk about his Ace origin story. We enjoy a lot of laughs getting to know Nick. We find out when he first started listening to Adam and what's kept him following all these years later. He tells us about great friendships he's made through the Aceman and right before the end Nick talks about his uncle's prolific career in film. You'll enjoy this one for sure. Get it on.

Jaiden and Chris go one on one for a quick episode. They use their words to express thoughts and opinions on various matters. What happened to Nick, you ask? We had a small audio issue so he's been rescheduled for Friday night. No choice but to get it on.

After a short break, Jaiden and Chris are back in studio and joined by first time guest, Cindy R. She tells us about her Adam Carolla story as we meander through a variety of topics; including more hot Time-Zone talk, new sex moves that Jaiden recently invented, and some tool tunes from Neil Diamond. Not to mention - everyone's favorite subject - human feces on the streets of San Francisco. Mandate: Get it on!

Bro! New York City native, Masaya, joins Jaiden and Chris to talk about the proper way to eat a hotdog, his ACS history, and his love of the Rocky IV soundtrack. Prepare to laugh and prepare to head bang, but most importantly, prepare to get it on.

The Mole Man returneth to update us on what he's been doing since we first met him on Episode 3. We learn more about what makes him tick, like playing drums and how he's restarted his podcast called How We Figure. Apparently, it's not about algebra or mathematics in general. Later we get deep into a great set of Manny's tool tunes, which include Lionel Richie and Selena. Not the young hot one, but the one with the worst fan club president ever. We always enjoy talking to the Mole Man. Enjoy and GET IT ON!

Endless Ranters group sweetheart Mandy D. joins Jaiden and Chris for this latest must-listen episode. They cover some recent ACS topics, a new bucket list item, and discuss the best type of interior paint for bedrooms. Mandy talks about her long history of listening to Adam Carolla dating back to Loveline as a teenager, driving around town with her future husband and best friend (hmm). Later we learn about her struggles with AVN and you'll all be amazed by her positive outlook on life. She's truly an inspiration. Enjoy the show and GET IT ON!

Gabe Maldonado joins Jaiden and Chris to tell us how he went from teenage Loveline listener to an Adam Carolla lackey. He talks about placing key fobs on tires, changing the Pandora station in Lynette's car, and the lessons he's learned from playing Clash Royale. Gabe gives us a glimpse into a typical day for him at the Carolla and Chassy studios, discusses some Carolla projects you may not have heard of, as well as an interesting new project he's working on. You can follow him on Instagram @insta_gabe. Enjoy the show and GET IT ON!

Rob returns to the podcast to introduce his alter ego - MC Robby Spotlight. He raps with Jaiden and Chris about movies, movie stars, Tool Tunes and all the other Ace fans he met at Adam Carolla's recent Sacramento and San Francisco shows. The guys cover a lot of ground before Robby unleashes his mad skills. You don't want to miss this one. GET IT ON!

The brilliant Rich Banks joins Jaiden and Chris for another must-listen episode. He tells us all about his musical journey and how his work with Adam began many years ago. It's truly an amazing story. He gives us an inside look on the world of voiceover and music publishing. Then we find out what he does when he's not creating all those parody hits for the Adam Carolla Show. We know you will enjoy. GET IT ON!

LL Cool James joins Jaiden and Chris to tell us his Adam Carolla origin story. He tells us when he first heard of the Aceman, how he began listening to his radio show, and who introduced him to the Adam Carolla Podcast. We talk about a range of subjects, including grit, independence, tool tunes, smoking meats, and the low hanging consequences of getting a vasectomy. James is one of the funniest guests to visit the Endless Ranters studio. Enjoy meeting James and of course...GET IT ON!

Superfan Giovanni joined Jaiden and Chris for this very special episode. We take a very deep dive on his legendary Carolla history. He takes us on a journey from the first time he saw Ace on MTV, being a regular caller on KLSX, traveling to live shows with Adam and Drew, to his passion for archiving Loveline and hosting the new Carolla Classics podcast on PodcastOne with Chris Laxamana. You'll probably need to listen at half speed or a few times over to process all the knowledge he drops on us. Thanks Gio! Get it on! Find and support his work on all of these platforms: http://superfangiovanni.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GIOpodcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEHPqZLdDJDdsu2rvjC6F1Q Twitter: @giovannigiorgio https://twitter.com/GiovanniGiorgio

Kyle (known as K-Dub in the SLC Rap community) joins your hosts for Episode 26. The guys start with some hot geography talk and the serous issue of vehicular turkey-slaughter in Wyoming. Eventually we get into Kyle's story. From forbidden viewing of Loveline and The Man Show to the In 50 Years We'll All Be Chicks audiobook, we learn what made him a daily Adam Carolla Show listener. Kyle is a funny guy and a great guest. Oh come on! And Get It On!

Jane joined us for our 25th episode to tell us about her Adam Carolla origin story. We learn how she was introduced to the Adam Carolla Show podcast and what made her a daily listener. She tells about like in the Windy City, the time she "hung out" at the bar with Adam on the cruise and who her favorite Lackeys are. It's shame we ran out of time because we really enjoyed talking to Jane. We hope you enjoy. Get it on!

Marty joins Jaiden and Chris to talk about his long history of listening to Adam Carolla. From watching Loveline at Grandma's house on the Southside of Chicago, to listening to the Adam Carolla Show on all his travels, we learn what makes ACS his first pod every morning. Before Marty comes in, your hosts take a few more questions from the Endless Ranters Podcast Facebook group. Join in and get it on!

On this episode of the Endless Ranters your two hosts spin sans guest. They spend some time digging into the movie Triple Frontier and opine on the latest Geragos phone-in on the Adam Carolla Show. Then they turn to the Endless Ranters Podcast Facebook group to answer some really important questions. No choice but to enjoy this podcast and get it on!

Former ACS Podcast Facebook group Admin and the creator of the Annual Acehole Awards, Jeff Lovin, joins us for this latest episode of Endless Ranters. So far, Jeff goes further back than any other ER guest, with his early memories of hearing Mr. Birchum on Kevin and Bean. He's also our first guest that has local friends who listened to ACS. We find out that this lifelong Carolla fan considers Adam a SoCal hometown hero, he has photographed seven of Adam's events for free, but Ace never remembers his name. We discuss the good and bad of Adam's complaining and make the case for not listening to every Carolla Universe podcast. Eventually we get into some impressive Tool Tunes and the guys bond over their love of ALF and the failed sequel RALF. Mandate: Enjoy this podcast and GET IT ON! Check out Jeff's photography at: http://130down.com/index.html ***This episode was recorded prior to Episode 21 but not released until now due to a technical glitch.

Richy Rosalez joins Jaiden and Chris, in studio, to talk about his newish-found love of ACS, the importance of music programs in schools, and the amount of confusion/fascination surrounding the tentacle porn category. He comes with a strong list of tool tunes and he even surprises Jaiden with a gift. You'll have no choice but to love the great Richy Rosalez, but more importantly, you'll have no choice but to get it on!

Fellow Acehole, Andrew Giusti, calls into the show to talk about his love of motocross, manual labor, and how much of a puss Dr. Drew is. He also expresses his deep love of Jaiden's other podcast and how they're now brothers for life. Super cool and loving guy, except for when it comes to his mute button, apparently. Enjoy another episode of Endless Ranters...but more importantly; Get it on!!

Bonnie (aka Judy Attitudy) joins Jaiden and Chris for a rock 'em sock 'em episode of Endless Ranters. She shares her Adam Carolla origins, tool tune immunity skills, and much, much more. She also decides to shit on Jaiden's solo podcast "Talk Time Radio" (available on all your favorite podcast apps) for about 30 minutes, straight. Hold on for dear life, Bonnie is comes in hot and sassier than ever. And don't touch that dial, there's a lot of drunken surprises/confessions at the end. But more importantly; get it on!

Ira Schwartz (aka The Requisite Jew) is the guest on episode 18, and he really brings the heat. He tells us about his days with a successful Beastie Boys cover band in Las Vegas, to which Jaiden shits on him for a while. He also tells us about his Adam Carolla Show origins, his massive vinyl collection, and his undying love of Depeche Mode. Enjoy, Aceholes, and don't forget to get it on!

The legendary, Amie, returns to the podcast to blow our minds once more. We talk about her epic incident from episode 5, her take on the Alison Rosen email, proper break-up etiquette, and her favorite porn categories. She also might or might not break into acapella singing a couple times throughout the conversation. Everybody welcome back and enjoy the lovely Amie Duff! And don't forget to get it on!

Southern belle Mandy joins Jaiden and Chris to yell at us for about 2 hours. Just kidding. She took some breaks to sing (and rap) a few songs. She tells us her history of listening to Adam Carolla on Loveline while driving around the gritty streets of Memphis. We also learn what got her hooked on the Aceman, what she disagrees with him about, and what Adam would hate about her. She's a delight so we know you will enjoy. Get it on.

The Koz joins Jaiden and Chris to talk about his origins along with how he came across the Adam Carolla Show. They also speculate on the legal feud between Adam and his former producer, Donnie. Dan finally addresses his infamous grammatical errors on the Acehole group page and showcases his spectacular singing voice towards the end of the episode. Enjoy Aceholes, and don't forget to get it on!!

International Ace fan, Enoch, joins Jaiden and Chris from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates. He gets up early to tell us how he was introduced to the Adam Carolla Show and which of Ace's bits got him hooked. Enoch opines on the many Carolla universe podcasts he listens to each week and how he "studies" other cultures when he meets women from around the world. Enoch's an interesting guy so we hope you enjoy. Get it on!

Legendary Tyrone joins Jaiden and Chris and tells us his Adam Carolla listening path - from Loveline on the radio, to Adam & Drew, and finally to the Adam Carolla Show. We learn what subjects Tyrone likes to hear Ace cover, including a critical salad bar ingredient. The guys talk about Tyrone's legendary Facebook post, the problem with email, and finally how the Aceman has moderated our political views. We hope you enjoy. Get it on.

Yogi Quana joins Jaiden and Chris for this inspirational episode of Endless Ranters. She tells us about her early days as a new mom listening to Loveline late at night. We learn how at a really dark time, Adam Carolla and his fans gave her the laughter she needed to keep going. They talk about the benefits of yoga, gangsta rap, mixing those two things together, and the importance of perspective in life. Jaiden and Quana admit that Ace is their Oprah and that's not even the most shocking confession! We hope you enjoy!

America's sweetheart, Martina joins Jaiden and Chris for this episode of Endless Ranters. Your hosts begin by settling our hash on New York Times Bestselling Author, Bald Bryan. Once Martina joins, she tells us how she found Ace on MTV and talks about watching Loveline on MTV and listening to Adam when he was on Howard Stern. They talk about their favorite Aceman Bucket List items and have a couple of their own. Then Martina shares the advice Adam gave her to help deal with difficult relationships. It was great getting to know Martina. Enjoy!

The lovely Christina joins Jaiden and Chris on this episode to talk about her years of listening to Adam Carolla, what she loves about him, and why she's mad at him. They cover everything from healthcare to Korn to gas station sushi. We learn that Christina is an expert TV show recommender and that she has a beautiful singing voice. Enjoy!

Theo Hunt joins us for Episode 9 and it was hard to keep up with all the topics we went off on. He tells the story of his March Gradness video and how he got robbed of his chance to meet Ace. Of course, we dabble in politics for a few minutes, but we come together to agree that Ann Coulter looks like Skeletor. We lost track of time and questions but there is some Adam Carolla talk sprinkled throughout. Cheers!

The wonderful Addie joins Jaiden and Chris today to tell us her Adam Carolla origin story. She tells us when and how she first listened to Adam on KLSX and all the times she's met him. Jaiden falls in love as Addie dazzles us with her Carolla universe knowledge. They cover all kinds of topics from Cool Whip tubs to Addie's favorite way to enjoy Mangria. What a great time! Thanks Addie!

The talented and hilarious Luis joins Jaiden and Chris on this episode of Endless Ranters. He tells us about his early Loveline and Adam Carolla radio days. Then he explains how Ace inspired him to go for his dream in entertainment. From improv to stage to short films, Luis talks about his budding acting career and the lessons he's learned. He also talks about being a Carolla Pit Crew member, what Adam's like in person and the time he wished he had never even met the Aceman.

Andrew McG joins your hosts Jaiden and Chris on this episode and he goes the distance. We learn about his early days listening to Loveline episodes he recorded on cassettes and his first memorable Adam Carolla bit. The guys discuss various guests and topics, from the infamous HuffPo and NPR interviews, to Glynn Washington and Dwight Yoakum. Also, the question is asked: How has the pirate ship changed over the years? Finally, Andrew shares some Carolla Cruise stories and how the ACS cruise family changed his life, before telling us why everyone should go on the next one. Get it on.

Amie joins Jaiden and Chris for this long awaited episode. Amie tells us her Aceman journey, from listening to Loveline in the 90s, all the way to hugging it out with her bathroom rug as we wrap. Amie helps us a with a few of the Acehole Award recaps before taking a break. Don't worry. She returns to provide sound effects throughout the remainder of the show. We left this episode pretty much uncut so our listeners can hear the descent. Enjoy!

The "2018 Funniest Guy Acehole" Ramon P. joins us for Episode 4. He tells us when he first heard Adam Carolla and what he appreciates about the Aceman's philosophy. The Biggie/Tupac debate comes up once again and Ramon asks the tough questions about the Feud. Later, tensions flare as the guys discuss proper taco condiment temperatures. Eventually, Ramon tells us about the early days of the Adam Carolla Podcast group and we dig a little deeper into the Shek-Teresa fight investigation.

On this episode Chris and Jaiden ramble and then we welcome admin Manny aka Mole Man. He tells us his ACS origin story and what Adam Carolla has in common with Biggie. We talk about Faith with an L, Shek vs. Teresa, and at some point Jaiden invents an ancient Chinese secret language.

This episode we talk with OG Rob about his ACS origins and the Acehole award categories:-) Get it on, Aceholes!

This is the official first episode of the Adam Carolla fan podcast. For Aceholes, by Aceholes. Get it on! In this episode, Chris and Jaiden tell a little bit about themselves and how they discovered the Adam Carolla Show.