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Don't let the sparkly wings and princesses fool you! These are readings of the original fairy tales, in all their uncensored glory, brought to you by an aptly named host with a taste for the spooky side. When not reading the stories themselves, you can listen to her and her friends regale each other to "fairy" funny effect. Support at: https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreationsDescription and Artwork done by Ariel. Audio editing by Scott Hill

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    69: Fairy Funny - Somewhere, There's a Hole of Dicks Out There

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 102:40


    If we're talking holes of dicks, we must be talking about Aladdin. Join for our final episode, where our hosts discuss Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty with all the wit and gumption you've come to expect. Thanks for listening!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    68: Fairy Funny... the Second-To-Last One!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 52:18


    Well, they each read the stories separately. Now, they get to hash them out together. Ariel chimes in as Nick and Ian relive their tellings of Rumpelstiltsken, and Hansel & Gretel. Wish them luck!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    67: Fairy Funny - ...Which Goes To Show You Can Get Away With Anything When You're the Protagonist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 84:55


    As our little podcast slowly draws to a close (two more episodes after this one), our intrepid hosts recap some heavy hitters. This episode we look at The Ballad of Mulan, Thumbelina, and Jack & the Beanstalk. Amazingly, Hans Christian Anderson's story is not the most upsetting one this time around!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    66: Hey, Nick! It's Our Favorite Author (Again)!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 49:16


    Ah, Hans Christian Anderson. Yeah, Nick is screaming "nooooo." His pain is our entertainment.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    65: Fairy Funny - How Many Translucent Moonbeams Do You Need?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 66:41


    This week, Ariel, Nick and Ian recap The Three Robes, The Bear, and Motikaitka. Nick has initial jokes for two of those three things....Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    64: Fairy Funny - Ugh, and It's a Literary Fairy Tale...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 85:33


    This week, our intrepid hosts recap The Fate of the Turtle and The Golden Branch. Which one makes Ian head's hurt, I wonder?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    63: Sleeping Beauty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 23:16


    Welcome to our final reading episode; after this, all episodes will be "Fairy Funnies."For our final story, we've decided to end with a classic: Sleeping Beauty. Come hear the parts that were not in the Disney version (such as the prince's evil ogress mother)!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    62: Fairy Funny - *Gasp* A MAN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 74:34


    Wait. So was Rapunzel's mom hooked on marijuana? Also, was Rupunzel herself, like, super jacked? All these questions and more in this week's fairy tale recap.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    61: Fairy Funny - That Bard Was a Real Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 37:51


    This week, our hosts recap The Goats Ears and the Emporer Trojan, The Clever Weaver, and The Marvelous Musician (spoiler: he really isn't; those woodland creatures really should have been allowed to eat him).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    60: Hansel & Gretel, Aladdin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 43:56


    Switch up! This week we have a fun change as Nick and Ian each take a turn reading one of our stories. Nick delights us with Hansel & Gretel, while Ian gives us the deets on Aladdin.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    59: What Was the Point of That Story, Again?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 62:14


    This week, our hosts Ariel, Nick and Ian cover Peter Bull, Goat-Faced Girl, and Fish Girl. One of them frustrates Ian to no end... wanna guess which one?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    58: Ballad of Mulan, Rumpelstiltskin, Jack & the Beanstalk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 35:09


    There are some iconic stories we're covering this week! Here are some beans. Now a spirited horse and if you don't guess what these stories are about in three days, we'll claim you're first-born child!(For legal purposes, we must admit that we're not serious about that)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    57: Fairy Funny - Well, that was pointlessly cruel, Hans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 81:05


    Merry Christmas! ...in May. Sorta.This week our intrepid hosts recap the four stories from our Christmas episode, and find themselves ask yet again "What was your DEAL, Hans Christian Anderson?"Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    56: The Prince & Dragon, Thumballina

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 41:13


    This week we're covering The Prince & the Dragon, where a rabbit turns into a dragon and a prince wrestles with it, and Thumballina, who's a funny little squirt.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    55: The Goblin & the Grocer; The Three Robes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 30:12


    Which will a goblin value more: a book, or some jam? How will a prince and princess deal with the usurper step-mother, and will they forgive her daughter for their misfortunes? All these questions and more in this week's episode!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    54: Fairy Funny - Nick Could Settle For a Blacksmith

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 46:26


    Do nuns ever seek fortunes? Would a king not keep track of marquis in his kingdom? Will Ian NOT predict the next plot point in any given tale he's hearing? All these questions and more are explored as our hosts recap The Gray Man and Puss In Boots.NOTE: DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH RECORDING, THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY READING IS DELAYED TO NEXT WEEK.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    52: Fairy Funny - Poe's Drunken Final Day (Halloween, pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 64:51


    Ah, Edgar Allen Poe. Doing things to raven's tongues so they can talk, glazing over the logistics required for a six month orgy... and apparently getting press-ganged into voting until he died? Join our hosts as they recap the Poe stories we did last Halloween, suss out fairy tale logic vs. gothic horror logic vs. "logic" logic, and discuss how scary it would be if the dog could talk.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    53: Fairy Funny - A Freak Stroke of Luck Involving Mules

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 46:28


    Ariel, Nick & Discuss Dorani and a couple of other stories. Topics include how jellyfish barely qualify as living and should die, confusion over how a cloud pregnancy would work, and how colonialism just lazily calls every monster from foreign folklore a "goblin."Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    51: Fairy Funny - Halloween Recap, pt. 1 - Does Bluebeard Even Have a Point?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 58:49


    Our three hosts recap the non-Poe story from our Halloween episodes: Bluebeard, The Goose Girl and The Singing ! Some fun facts learned along the way is that Ariel's "ASMR voice" affects Ian too much to drive, neither Ian nor Ariel ever watched Game of Thrones, and Nick does a bang-on impersonation of Mickey Mouse.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    50: Fate of the Turtle, The Bear, Motikatika

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 27:55


    On this cheery episode of Fairy Tale, everything dies. Flying turtles die, the fathers of magic babies die... even this podcast, too, may very well die!What, you wanted uplifting material? Ha! If only all fairy tales could be so.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    49: Fairy Funny - Sinbad Gets Roped In One Last Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 60:41


    Ariel, Nick and Ian take one sit down for one last regaling of Sinbad's Voyages! They joke about him being shipwrecked on the shore of lost cosplayers (complete with oblique Yaya Han reference), throw Ariel for a loop as the boys discuss old-timey LucasArts and Sierra adventure games, and Ian keeps predicting all the plot points due to trope awareness.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    48: The Golden Branch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 38:00


    This week on Fairy Tale With Ariel, our host reads us the most epic fairy tale that Disney has surprisingly NOT made into a feature film yet. With an ugly prince and princess, fairies who turn those who don't love them into animals, and a monarch literally named King Grumpy, it's sure to reward all who would rather be good than beautiful (but wish that they can have both).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    47: Fairy Funny Retelling - Sinbad Is the Worst Kind of Himbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 55:22


    Welcome back to Fairy Tale With Ariel, where she, Nick, and Ian are all bewildered at how utterly brainless Sinbad and his crew are in the face of a cannibalistic giant. While recounting his third and fourth voyages, our hosts discuss how Sinbad is like a horror movie Final Girl, why giants don't seem to know how to cook a fat captain properly, and whether Arabian Nights invented Inception.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    46: Clever Weaver, Goat's Ears, Rapunzel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 19:18


    A weaver is able to figure out something a king cannot. A haircutter struggles to maintain an emperor's secret. And that one gal with supernaturally long, golden hair that's locked in a tower tries to escape from the witch through the efforts of a prince that's blindly in love.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    45: Fairy Funny - He the Hell Is SINBAD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 40:37


    Is that a sand bar? Oh, no... whale! Also, a long-awaited return! This week, Ariel and Nick welcome back cohost Ian, who has been away. Together, the trio breaks down the first two voyages of that classic idiot who always fails upwards, Sinbad. Listen as they demonstrate how much Tik Tok is influencing their music references, explore pointless cul-de-sacs of subplot, ask if a cubit is too much for your first time, and otherwise witness Nick having to restrain himself from making even filthier jokes.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    44: An Impossible Enchantment and The Marvelous Musician

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 32:54


    This week on a soothing edition of our podcast, Ariel reads "An Impossible Enchantment," where a princess is helped by fairies and merfolk alike, and "The Marvelous Musician," where the eponymous character is a jerk to woodland creatures and gets away with it scott-free.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    43: Fairy Funny - Halfman Is No Himbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 57:17


    This week on the podcast, as Ariel and Nick discuss Halfman, and How the Wicked Tanuki Was Punished, they query whether the eponymous Halfman was literally half a man or just vertically challenged, take a detour into extolling the virtues of Alan Rickman, and surprisingly make no dick jokes at the tanukis' expense.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    42: Jorinde & Joringel and The Fish Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 27:30


    On this soothing week of Fairy Tale, polymorphic transformations are all the rage. Join our host, Ariel, as she takes us through "Jorinde & Joringel," where a young lover must save his his fair maiden who has been turned into a bird by a witch, and "The Fish Girl," where after a spoiled girl is punished by being turned into a fish, she strives to redeem herself by retrieving a crown.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    41: Fairy Funny - Dead Wife and Flower Queen's Daughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 37:34


    Is that a princess snake, or are you just happy to see us? This week, Ariel and Nick discuss The Dead Wife (which kinda seems like a riff on Orpheus) and Flower Queen's Daughter (which kinda feels like a riff on Persephone, who, let's face it, really does have her shit together). In addition, we'll discuss the merits of Door Dash vs Grindr when it comes to dating, contemplate how the awful possibility that people are learning to speak English from listening to our madness, all while Nick makes an off-color joke (surprise, that) about ovaries in jars. Also featuring brief cameos from editor Scott! No need to walk down a single road for three consecutive years; come in and get some tapioca pudding, doncha know.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    40: Peter Bull, The Goat-Faced Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 23:18


    Hello, everyone. After a brief hiatus for our reading content, we now return with Ariel's soothing "ASMR" voice (tm). This week, we check in with some bovidae story themes through two stories: Peter Bull, and The Goat-Faced Girl. In the former, we learn whether or not it's wise to sink your money into turning a bull into an educated human. In the later, we learn that if you want to avoid having your sudden goat-face ruin your marriage plans, maybe you shouldn't piss off fairies with your ingratitude.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    39: Snow Queen & the Raiders of the Lost Muff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 45:22


    Happy New Year! This week brings a very special guest alongside hosts Ariel & Ian: Brenna, aka QueenBcosplay! Considering how instrumental they were in inspiring Ariel to start this whole podcast, it's lovely to have them on the show.And what a show! This week we go a little out of order, skip ahead and look at The Snow Queen (a Hans "What goes on in that man's head? Christ"ian Anderson joint). "Dickspect" a lot of giggling, the revelation that Milla Jovavich and the Snow Queen share the same wardrobe, and musings on what Nick is hoping for 12 inches of. Also, make sure to not let strange robber princesses play with your muff!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    38 - The Tin Soldier, The Little Match Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 18:00


    Happy holidays! For this Yuletide episode, your soothing-voiced host Ariel does a lovely reading of two little stories from Hans Christian Anderson: The Tin Soldier and The Little Match Girl. Because nothing boosts seasonal depression like a toy soldier whose toxic masculinity masks real pain, and a destitute child hallucinating riches as she freezes to death. Thanks, Hans! Merry Christmas!Sound Credits:"Crackling Fireplace Sound Effect HQ" - sfx by Virtual Fireplace (on Youtube)"A Cold Wind" - music by Douglas PipesSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    37 - Fairy Funny: Holy Graal pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 55:30


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    36: Snowflake, Puss In Boots, and The Frost

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 22:51


    Winter is coming, and with it comes a trifecta of fairy tales to make you appreciate the warmth of home. In the first, Snowflake, an elderly couple make themselves a child out of snow, who meets an unfortunate end. In the second, Puss In Boots, a sharply shrewd cat (with his wee little boots) wins for his master the best living arrangements a kingdom could offer. And finally, in The Frost we see how the eponymous natural occurrence can be awfully petty.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    35: Fairy Funny - Perceval's Story About Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 46:09


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    34 - Little Grey Man, The Four Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 28:30


    Happy Thanksgiving (for those who celebrate it this week). And for those who don't, uh... happy... week? At any rate, this week we bring you two stories with three-headed dwarves, maidens weeping pearls, and a kindly old lady with unexpectedly twisted gifts.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    33: Fairy Funny - King Arthur and the Goblet of Shia LaBeouf

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 47:16


    When the Ian is (unfortunately) away, Nick and Ariel come out to play. But remember, when it comes cracking you up... Nick don't play.This week, our hosts discuss their first batch of King Arthur stories, featuring melon soda, buff silk, phallic murder candles, gallivanting and a Shia LaBeouf flesh cup. No, not all of those make sense, even in context. But, hey, due to computer errors, we have a nice Monty Python-esque interlude, so there's that!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    32 - Monkey & the Jellyfish, Fortune & the Woodcutter, Dorani

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 26:22


    Did you know jellyfish originally had shells and lost it because of a monkey? Or that if you decide to just lay in bed, you may suddenly become wealthy? Or that golden hair, invisibility and flying stools are all components to finding true love? Or that by kicking a hair brush, a magical honey badger will give you and your siblings a magic garden in exchange for all your clothes pins?One of the previous four sentences was completely made up by editor Scott, but three of them are completely real fairy tales. Listen to the episode to find out which is which!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    31 - Halloween Extravaganza, pt. 2!! -- The Singing Bone, The Masque of the Read Death, The Telltale Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 33:51


    Happy Halloween!We complete our two-part Halloween special with at least two stories where the bodies of murdered victims rat out their killers, plus another where a prince needed to do a better job of keeping the virus out. And if your editor may say so himself, your host Ariel goes swinging for the fences with a tour-de-force performance reading The Tell-Tale Heart. With added spooky sound effects, this episode is not to be missed!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    30: Halloween Special, Part 1! Bluebeard, The Goose Girl, The Raven

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 35:14


    Happy Halloween! In this spooky episode, the first of our two-part Halloween extravaganza, your intrepid host, Ariel reads three fairy tales of the folklorish macabre.First, is the dreadfully horrifying "Blue Beard," where a young bride discovers just why her new husband has been a widower so many times.... Next up, "The Goose Girl." Because sentient drops of blood and severed horse heads that speak are so adroit for this time of year. Finally, Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven." A true classic of poetry, and a reading of it you will forget... nevermore.(Editor's Note: all voices in this episode are Ariel Benham. Even the super deep ones)Music featured in this week's episode:"Bach Toccata in D minor for Violin Solo" by Blue Shift. Premium Beat"Passing Beauty" by Dan Phillipson (Halloween effect by Scott Hill). Premium Beat"Deadlock" by Mamoune Taleb. Cinematic MusicStart your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    29: Fairy Funny - Like the Thundercats, but Gayer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 45:10


    Why, yes, the name of this episode WILL make sense in context...Ariel, Nick and Ian are here once again to poke fun at all your classic fairy tales! This week, they recap the obscure Japanese story Schippeitaro, which prompts a rousing discussion on why Yaoi mangas make all the men's hands so gosh darn big, and the Indian tale The Snake Prince, which doesn't quite feature the sort of naked men that Ian was hoping for.And to top it all off, for the first time ever, Fairy Tales With Ariel will feature a laugh track! (insert applause here)Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    28: Sinbad's Final Voyages

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 25:35


    The end of Sinbad's tales have come to fruition. Listen as he deals with maginificent elephants, even more danger on the high seas, and a ruler that is rich beyond your wildest dreams. Then, just Sinbad, take a break. You've earned it.Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    27: Fairly Funny: Half of the Six Sillies, Right Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 46:08


    Welp. Sometimes Fairy Tale characters be straight-up dumb, everybody. This week, our intrepid host Ariel and her two guests, boyfriend Ian and roommate Nick, recount the stories of The Wounded Lion, with its hopelessly dense heroine, and the Six Sillies, with its protagonist potentially being the seventh. In the process, they'll learn why calendars make for great baby name sources, discuss what other group of people use hobo signs, and maybe just... offend an entire language?Give it a listen, and have some fun (at least, before the One Who Ends All Happiness catches up to you... that's also in the episode).Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    26: Sinbad's 5th Voyage

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 13:21


    We come to you this week with a shortened episode, because even though our professional lives outside of the podcast might get a bit stressful, we still are committed to bringing you all the fairy tale content we can!Sinbad's voyages are almost complete. In this exciting tale, he once again embarks with a doomed crew on a doomed ship, but now he's got to deal with giant, rock-throwing birds, angry monkeys whose hysterics are unexpectedly helpful, and a crazy old man who can nimbly balance on helpless travelers' necks as if they were stilts.Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    25: Fairly Funny: We Get Around More Than the Shirt Collar Did

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 38:12


    Another week, another tale. Ariel is once again joined by Nick and Ian to discuss what on earth a snuff box is, what's the proper living arrangements for in-law's, which things can be successfully turned into paper, and why shirt collars shouldn't flirt creepily. All this, and more!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    24: The 3rd & 4th Voyages of Sinbad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 29:00


    The saga continues! Thrill as Sinbad continues to raise his insurance rates on any ships he owns as he goes on two more adventures, where everyone except him may, or may not, all completely die. Of course the story will never call attention to that, nor how much of a sociopathic streak he shows in these stories, but I will!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    23: Fairy Funny Retelling: The Magic Snake Servant's Got Bling

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 45:40


    Surprise! The editor was ahead of schedule this week.We are proud to present a Fairly Funny episode... with both Ian AND Nick (and our beloved host, Ariel, of course). Now you can enjoy wells of deep mythic knowledge and waves of strange, witty one-liners all in one episode! (And with the added bonus of not having to hear my voice. Wink)This week, we recap the Girl With One Hand, and really dig in to... what is corn doing in an African myth, why do way too many fairy tale ingenues ask to receive idealistic gestures instead of tangible gifts from their parents, and who is without a doubt the worst brother in fairy tale folklore?...also, we do apologize for the audio quality— Trying to record three people with one microphone and without a proper recording studio is really hard, it turns out. (Sighs)Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    22: The Snow Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 36:41


    This week we read The Snow Queen! Come learn how a hobgoblin’s broken mirror-shards getting stuck in your eye will cause you to run off to a cold palace with a strange, frigid woman, with your only hope being when your sister regains her memory after crying on a rose, plays relationship therapy with crows, lets a robber princess steal her muff, and puts up with a self-centered, talking reindeer.I am not making any of that up. Enjoy!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    21: Fairy Funny Retelling - Bisidhe and Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 28:33


    Ariel is back, along with the ever-knowledgeable Ian, to give you the strait dope on some Fairy Tales we've covered. There's "Indian Cinderella," who's really not so much "Indian" as "First Nation," and not so much Cinderella as Beauty & the Beast plus cinder burns. Following are three tales of elves, which end more pleasantly than such tales normally do. And finally, we recap The Hero Makoma, whose name means "Greater," (bitch)!Much cursing, knowledge and humor to be found.Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    20: Sinbad's Second Voyage

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 12:40


    Sinbad. Story good. The continuing saga of that famed voyager who voyages is now voyaging to your pod. Or something like that. Sorry for the shortened episode. It's been a long week.Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

    19: The Story of Halfman, and the 1st Voyage of Sinbad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 36:06


    A German story about a man who's a jerk to ogres, that's ambiguous about whether the man has no legs, or is just half the size of a man! The first journeying of the rich merchant with all the bling from Arabian Nights (which, in true Arabian Nights fashion, will leave you hanging)! All this excitement and more in... this week's episode of FaryTale with Ariel!Start your own podcast with BuzzsproutFree Delivery on Your First Order Over $35 from InstacartBuy us a coffeeFollow us on InstagramFollow us on FacebookSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ChaoslillyCreations)

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