Galactic Tails

Meet Huck the Shark, Fang the Platypus, and Henry the Husky. Desperate for money in a run down corner of the galaxy, they take a job mining crystals for a mining company called Blue Ribbon Logistics. A distress call leads them to big trouble and even bigger mysteries. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music  

Henry, Huck, and Fang rescue a survivor of a vicious space spider attack. Is this Toad friend or foe, and what was he doing in this cave in the first place? ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The Pembroke is attacked by gigantic electrical space spiders, and the boys get a taste of ship combat. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Huck, Fang, and Henry ignore intergalactic common sense and go with a drug dealer to a second location. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The boys wake up on a beach, eat soup, and make some fluorescent friends. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Huck, Fang, and Henry taste death, but are too busy laughing to notice. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Our heroes take a nap and then get lost in a space Walmart. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Sometimes you eat things from the frozen section, sometimes the things from the frozen section eat you! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Huck Fin, Henry, and Fang get to the bottom of what's going on here, but who's on top?! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Our boys snap back to reality, but reality tries to snap back. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

It's a prequel! Huck Fynn revisits his painfully awkward teen years with his new friends Malcolm the Sea Lion and Brutus the Manatee. The three of them are forced into boot camp, where they find bullies, pranks, and maybe learn a little about their blossoming bodies. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Huck Fynn, Malcolm, and Brutus play a high stakes game of Chumball against their bitter rivals. They also leave the base and go do space adventurer stuff. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

In the depths of the mountain temple, our teenage heroes find GOLD. Will they strike it rich or will the temple's inhabitants do them in? ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music  

The anticlimactic finish of Huck Fynn's side story.. Let's just consider this episode a slice of life from a bunch of dumb teenage boys and call it a day. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Our first story arc condensed into one episode. This is a good place to start if you want to begin listening to the show! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

A new adventure begins for Huck Fynn the Shark, Fang the Platypus, and Henry the Husky. This would be a good place to begin listening! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

As Nix tries to sink her talons into the crew of the Pembroke, Huck Fynn saves the day. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music  

Henry the Husky and Fang the Platypus make a deal to pay off Ollie's debt, sending them into a derelict hulking space ship with unfriendly occupants. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Henry and Fang meet Iggy the Raccoon, and together they fight a giant beetle shaped drone. MSG almost gets trash compacted. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Henry and Fang, along with their new friend Iggy, meet a mechanical boy who just wants to be their friend. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Henry, Fang, and Iggy make a love connection, make some money, and maybe even make some new friendships. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Our heroes finally arrive on Pohon with hopes of solving MSG's past, but everyone they meet tries to kill them. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Our heroes conclude their battle with their mysterious foes, and our players make fun of the DM for things from 4th grade while trying to derail the game completely! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

We're back from our impromptu summer vacation! Apologies for the long wait! The crew of The Pembroke plus two misfit rodents try to make good with the local authorities. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Henry, Fang, and Iggy meet a queen! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Iggy, Fang, and Henry leave the safety of The Great Oak and head underground. What do they find in the long abandoned mines? Spoiler: Danger. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The gang splits up thanks to Henry and Fang's shenanigans. As Henry and Fang fight some angry jackals, Iggy questions why she came on this journey with a bunch of weak innocent woodland animals. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The jokes and the PCs both hit rock bottom. Fang and Henry meet the big bad, while Iggy flees from the Jackals. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Fang confesses his attraction for buff animals during the boss fight. Henry wields a chainsaw. Iggy searches her fanny pack for anything that will get her out of these mines. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

Iggy, Fang, and Henry are reunited after the boss fight, and then instantly split up again. Despite the dumb heroes' best efforts, some light is shed on the origins of these mysterious kidnappers. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The Pohanian villagers are returned back to The Great Oak, MSG is (sort of) reunited with his parents, and a ship threatens the peace that fell over the kingdom. ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music

The conclusion of our heroes work on the planet Pohon. Bad guys are defeated, phone numbers are exchanged, and chipmunks can talk again! ------- Art by Jake Morrison: http://jakemorrisonart.com/ Music by John Hoffman: https://soundcloud.com/hoffy-music