George Perez Stories

Its Memorial day on this muthafucken Monday my boiii!!! You already know how it goes down at the GPS studio no matter what, shit gets weird right off the bat!! We got a member from the wolfpack my boiii Ezone, he cruises over lights this places up with a couple blunts and lets us in on how hot dabs are just dangerous for you. Sidedick lets you in on what he thinks about drive-thru strip clubs and stay tune till the end to find out how much % a stripper gotta give to the DJ for every dick sucking! #takeashowersidedickpower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @XGMARKSTHESPOT @FLAVORSBYEZONE

Its a pack motha fucken at the GPS studio tonight my boiiI!!! Holy shit what more can you ask for during this quarantine, we got Steve Flye & 3 Plates Tommy on this one. You know shit got weird quick thanks to our sponsors. Steve Flye lets us in on how he's been pimpin' during this lockdown, and my boiii you better start taking notes, he's dropping knowledge. You know 3 Plates come in hard with the quotes and back when he was little.... Stay tune till the end, we give you the 101 on how strip clubs will be opening up #takeashowerblackpower @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @osoflye @bzzt_collective @XGmarksthespot

Its Monday night my boiii!! You know how shit goes down at the GPS studio, you know shit got weird right off the bat! We had the homie Killa Karl on a weed deliver service guy and shit does he got a couple crazy stories about what goes down dropping off weed to random ass individuals. SideDick and XG don't fuck around on this one. They went hard at each other over some bullshit! Stay tuned till the end to find out how i feel about the Elote man getting harassed..... #Takeashowerwhite @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot @killa_karl24

Monday night my boiii and you know the routine at the GPS studio. Its just the original wolf pack on this one and we don't fuck around shit gets weird right off the bat, thanks to our sponsor. XG brings up drive throughs back in the day and do we go back in the day one on this one my boiii!!! SideDick talks about the first time he met Lesbians at this old school apartments in the hood. Stay tune till the end to find out how if feel about the protesters out in HB and through out America...... #takeashowerwhitepower @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgamarksthespot

We're finally back I know it aint Monday but we went still went hard this Wednesday night at the GPS studio. Thanks to our sponsors you know shit got weird quick my boiii!!! My homegirl Tiffany cruises to the studio during quarantine to kick it with the crew, she don't give a fuck!!! Tiffany and Sidedick reminisce on the time they had taken GHB "Date Rape Drug". Everyone mentions when they lost there virginty and stay tuned till the end to find out how to handle a chick on her period...... @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot

It's everyone's favorite holiday my boiii!!!! Its 4/20 and you already how we get down at the GPS studio. The sponsors weren't fucking around today and shit got weird homeboy. It was a packed house tonight, we had the wolf pack like always and a couple homegirls, Ms. Traveling High & J.Diana. come thru. Ms. Traveling High dropped knowledge on the medical weed game and how everything works on make your shit legit. J. Diana lets you in on how shes been handling the quarantine as a female. Stay tuned till the end and find out what's really going on in the GPS studio #whitepowertakeashower

Everyones favorite is back my boiii! He said fuck this quarantine, he put some gloves on, a mask on, drove to OC and shit got weird at the GPS studio!! Knowledge gets dropped about where you can still get a lap dance during all this bullshit! SideDick lets you in on how strippers do homeschooling. My boiii Steve Flye lets you know about his new hit single coming out. And stay tuned till the end to find out what a real open mic was back in 1994....... #takeashowerblackpower

We got you fools on two a week from now on , so expect us by popular demand my boii!! Tonight shit got weird and we had Magic my homeboy on, and he doesn't fuck and dropped mad strip club knowledge on you lames!! Magic lets you in on how he became a regular at every strip club in Orange Country and how to actually became a Magic and be a regular!! Like always shit got weird thanks to our sponsors, and SideDick tells you how he met Magic back in the day. Stay tuned till the end to find out how much knowledge fools drop on you fuckers!! #takeashowercripplepower

It's my birthday my boiiI and nothing stopping the Wolfpack! Fuck this quarantine!! Its Monday night at the GPS studio and you know shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors! 3 Plates Tommy is back just got out of the quarantine and he did what 3 Plates does best, he came, he interrupted, told a couple lies and dropped a couple Blood in & Blood out quotes nothing special. SideDick lets you in on how he handles the cable companies and get some free shit. Stay tune till the end we talk about fine ass horny high school teachers back in the day!!! #takeashowerwhitepower

Like I said last time you can't stop the Wolfpack through this quarantine!! You know the deal its Monday night and shit gets weird my boiii, We pop a couple Pacificos light up a couple blunts thanks to our sponsors and tonight we got everyones favorite alien chick the homegirl Rosie. She cruises over and drops mad knowledge on you fools! She's low-key WOKE about this whole CORONAVIRUS and a bit worried about how its gonna go down. SideDick lets you in on how he's handling this whole fucken situation as well. XG low-key got hard for Rosie during the conspiracy talk. Stay tuned till the end to find out how we getting shit on the low right now...... #takeashowerwhitepower

We coming hard at you fools with this whole quarantine shit! Aint nothing stopping the Wolfpack over here my boiiI!! On this episode we got the homie Beto Duran a play by play boardcaster for CBS channel 2 and a Golden Boy announcer we aint fucking around! Beto lets us on how he became a sports broadcaster step by step and damm he drops mad sports knowledge on us. SideDick talks about his days about in high school sports before grade check. And stay tune till the end we go hard on Fernando Valenzuela...... #takeashowerwhitepower

Oh shit!! Its Monday night and you know how the GPS studio doesn't give a fuck about this damm stupid quarantine!! Its the usual situation here like always, shit gets weird my boiii!! We got Leey Syatt the Christ killer and you already know shit got weird to say the least. Half way thru the podcast, we headed to TJ show girls in the city of Stanton. I don't even know if I should give you guys a spoiler alert about what actually happened. Stay tuned till the end and trust me you guys gets insider tips on how to be seen as a regular at any strip club!!! #takeshowerwhitepower

Two a week my Boiii two a week!! You fuckers be asking for it but aint ready for it. You know the ritual, pop a couple brews, light up a couple blunts thanks to our sponsors and shit gets weird my boiiI!! We let 3 Plates Tommy get back in the mix and he aint miss a beat! Talking about when he was a kid bullshit you know. SideDick lets you in on how he always gives his ladies the best gifts in the game. Stay tune till the end to find out how lame strip club regulars are..... #takeashowerwhitepower

The devil himself is back this Monday night at the GPS studio. My boiii Jason Rouse is back and you know he doesn't fuck around. Shit gets weird quick thanks to our sponsors. SIdeDick talks about the time the cops jumped him and how bad they left him back in the day. Jason Rouse lets us in on the time he went to a PRIVATE PRIVATE magician show in LA. Stay tune till the end to find out why I'm terrified of bridges and since when it started..... #takeashowerwhitepower

Everyones favorite is back at the GPS studio. My boiii Steve Flye "La Mosca" is back and god damm you know it goes down on Monday! We don't fuck around shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors. Steve Flye tells you about the run away strippers that always be trying to crash at his pad. SideDick lets you in on he handles run away strippers and its on a whole different level my boiii. Stay tune till the end for the SideDick rant and find out how what's the biggest tip any of us have gotten while Djing at a strip club..... #takeashowerwhitepower

It's Monday and you know how it goes down at the GPS studios!! We lagged it a bit on you fools last week our bad on that. You know who to bitch at...... but we here now. Shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors but I got an old homie from back in the day Chuck from the Valley. He low-key was a contender on MTV Your Momma back in the day and we start reminiscing on those days, and roasting each other back and forth. Chuck bring up how he got on MTV Your Momma. Stay tuned till the end to find out why SideDick low-key didn't like MTV Your momma....... #takeshowerwhitepower

Sorry on the delay y'all know who to bitch at! But we here my boiii its the original wolf pack for this episode. You know how Monday nights go down, shit gets weird quick thanks to our sponors! We reminisce about the days we use to kick it outside the pad and shit! SideDick talks about the first time he did meth! Holy shit of a story to say the least. 3 Plates Tommy does nothing but interrupt and tell his same lies! Stay tune till the end to find out the first time I got caught up boning red handed and shit. #takeashowerwhitepower

That right my boiii!! You know what's up its Monday night on a holiday, and its the original Wolfpack for this one!! Just SideDick and XG, and we start reminiscing about house parties and getting a strapped pulled out on us! SideDick tells you how crazy the bitches at his strip club are with slashing tires and that psycho shit! XG takes you back to his paisa days when he use to mow lawns. Stay tune till the end to find out how bad all three of us need some fucken dental work....... #takeashowerblackpower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @Xgmarksthespot

Two a week from now on my boiii!! You guys aint fucken ready, you guys been asking for this YouTube content shit. Well its here my boiii so go and subscribe and leave a comment!! But you know the ritual, shit gets weird at the studio thanks to our sponsors. SideDick talks about his valentine day experiences at the strip club! Ezone lets us in on his face tattoos and tells you how crazy tatted bitches can be. Lame ass 3 Plates Tommy talks about when he was little. And stay tuned till the end to find out how I handle Valentines day now!! #takeashowerwhitepower

Its fucken here my boiii!!! You guys have been asking and asking for us to go Youtube live and all that bullshit and right now you can catch all the episodes from now on at George Perez Stories on YouTube! Don't sleep on it, please subscribe and like our videos! But you know the deal, the same goes down at the GPS studios on Monday. Shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors but you know the deal. SideDick lets you in on how chicks be getting "hurt" at the strip club trying to sue the joint! 3 Plates Tommy lets you in on more of his lies. Stay tuned till the end to find out how SideDick baby mama sold one of her kids..... #takeashowerwhitepower

You know how it goes down on Mondays at the GPS studio my boiII!! We go deep on this one, 2 a.m. deep thanks to our sponsors! O-Creep drops knowledge on being locked up as a kid in juvenile hall and how he handled the situation. SideDick talks about the time he gets stabbed back back in the day! 3 Plates Tommy doesn't shut the fuck up, as you guys expect. And stay tuned I tell a deep secret I've never told anyone about the first hyena that domed me up back in junior high..... #takeshowerblackpower

We back my boii and its Monday night you know the routine you know how we get down!! It the regular Wolfpack for this episode and we go back in the day on this one. Reminiscing on how fly everyone thought they were in high school. Where we use to shop for back to school gear! How you can come on some dope shit at either a swap meet or garage sales and how not to be embarrassed by it my boiII!! Stay tuned till the end I drop mad knowledge on how to Yard Sale the right way and come up!!! #takeashowerkobepower @georgePcomedy @sidedickeddie @Xgmarksthespot

Last night it was Martin Luther King Jr. day, and you know we had to it right. Steve Flye everyones favorite guest, shows up the GPS studios and shit starts to get weird my boiiI!!! The GPS squad bags on 3 Plates Tommy teeth for the first 10 mins! Roasted this mothafucvker like it was nothing. Steve Flye talks about what he would of done if he was MLK back in the day. Knowledge gets dropped about gangbanging in Houston. And low-key stay tune till the end to find out what type of Plan B I'd create if I had the chance...... #takeashowerwhitepower

Oh shit!! My boiii Martin Moreno cruised over to the GPS studio and he had no idea what was in store for him. It was a shit show this Thursday night, things got weird thanks to our sponsors! 3 Plates Tommy tells all his lies again to Martin, including the Micheal Jackson glove and Tupac story homie! Martin lets you in on how crazy it was when he was on his world tour! SideDick drops his rant and God Damm he dropped some knowledge on some lames! Stay tune till the end to find out how I deal with tooth main my boiii!!!! @georgePcomedy

We end the year with a bang my boiiI!! Josh Potter the homie cruies over to the studio and you know the deal, we don't fuck around! Shit gets weird as fuck thanks to our sponsors! Instantly Josh Potter let us in on why he has only orgasmed twice in his life. 3 Plates Tommy goes hard on the movie quotes he was all on a good one last night! SideDick lets you know the difference between a stripper and a bartender at a strip club. And stay tune till the end a stripper calls in and lets us in on a thing or two my boiii...... #takeashowerwhitepower

That Christmas special my boiii!! We got Steve Flye everyones favorite back for you guys! Homie shit got weird quick thanks to our sponsors! Steve Flye talks about disrespectful hoes he works with! SideDick lets you in on what's the worse gift he's ever gotten. Holy shit its a must listen! Stay tune till the end to find out exactly how we feel about Christmas! #takeashowerwhitepower @georgepcomedy @Sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot

This ones a little bit of a different mixture my boiiI!!! You get a little bit of 3 Plates and myself in the beginning talking a little bit of shit, since SideDick & XG were out and about doing who knows what being cute and shit! Tommy lets you in on how he got laser surgery on his eyes back in the day! Homeboy that shit aint no joke! The second half its the regular squad SideDick and XG help me finish it off with Christmas stripper stories and stay tune to find out what the best day in the holidays to go get a lap dance my boiiI!!!!!!! #takeshowerwhitepower

There isn't much to say other then the Wolf Pack took Lee Syatt the Flying Jew to the strip club! And my boiii wasnt ready for what we had in store for him! #takeashowerjewpower

We keeping it pretty chill on this epsiode since its the one before THE WOLF PACK SHOW!! You know we going hard this Friday the 13th my boiii!! But you know the usual still goes down at the GPS studio, a couple blunts get light, a couple brews get popped opened and shit starts to get weird!! SideDick lets you in on the time some stripper chick low-key tired to kill him back in the day!! 3 Plates talks about this lame ass bike story about in RidgeCrest. And stay tune till the end to find out how hard it was sneaking into some girls house back in the day...... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @xgmarksthespot @sidedickeddie @bzzt_collective

Everyones favorite its back my boil!! It's Steve Fly, he cruises over to the studio and we get this place lit with weed and Christmas lights we got the sprit! But you know the usual shit gets weird thanks to our sponsors! Steve Flye talks about the handicap customers that show up to his strip club to get pussy and how much these fools low-key drop of these hoes! SideDick lets you in on the time a paraplegic cripple shit all over the restroom at the strip club!! Stay tune till the end to learn a thing or two about the strip club.... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @xgmarksthespot @Bzzt_collective @osoflye

Holy shit!!! Its the whole Wolfpack for this episode my boiii!!! Ezone cruise down with 3 Plates, Roger and Sara show up and shit starts to get weird to say the least. Thanks to our sponsors again for coming through! Roger let us in on why he punch those two females at the Suicidal Tendencies concert. Sara lets us in on how bad she wants someone to spit in her mouth! 3 Plates gets roasted for half the episode and lies about everything and stay tune till the end to find out why you always gotta smell the pussy..... #takeshowerwhitepower

The Wolfpack is back in action on this episode my boiii!!! We aint fucking around, we pop a couple brews open, light up a couple blunts and shit starts to get weird! 3 Plates tells the story about the time Usher went to his Highschool. SideDick lets you in on how he got back at some fool during a beer run and do him dirty! Stay tuned till the end to find out how it would go down if we got down with Nate Diaz my boiiii!!!!! #takeashowerwhitepower @xgmakersthespot @GeorgePcomedy @sidedickeddie @bzzt_collective

Its the original squad for this episode my boiii!! You know the drill a couple brews get popped open a couple blunts get lit up. Thanks to our sponsors and shit for getting it start and making it weird. XG talks about the time he crashed a strippers car a couple months ago. SideDick lets you in on how he put down an eight ball of coke for a car loan back in the day. Find out what to do when you get hit up for banging and stay tune till the end to find out if Micheal Jackson kids are really his kids...... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @XGmarksthespot @bzzt_collective

Everyone's favorite guest is back!! Steve Flye cruises over to the GPS studio and shit gets weird you know the deal my boiii!!!! Flye cames thru not fucking around, with some crazy story about some stripper snitching on a customer. It is unheard of my boil!! SideDick lets you in on how to pick up broke bitches on the bus and handle it !! Stay tune till the end to find out how many bitches have given XG head..... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickeddie @XGmarksthespot @Bzzt_collective

The devil himself Jason Rouse is in town. We had him cruise over to the GPS studio and shit didn't only get weird it got DARK quick!! Jason Rouse talks about how it was dating a deaf chick back in the day and drops knowledge about how satanic panic also hit Europe in the 90's. Sidedick lets in on how to mosh pit as a big mother fucker!! Stay tune till the end and find out how a punk chick taught me a thing or two back in the day...... #Takeshowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @sideDickeddie @xgmarksthespot @Jasonraouse666 @Bzzt_collectie

Oh shit, we weren't fucking around on this episode!!!! The homegirl Misskimono the dominatrix homegirl cruise over to the studio and damm shit got weird like always! Before the show homegirl whipped Sidekick Eddie, Xavier G, and me, and we weren't fucking around on this one my boiii!! We all low-key were feeling that shit!! Homegirl also drops knowledge on how you can started doing BDMS and how far she takes it. Stay tune till the end for Sidedick's rant.... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @Xgmarksthespot @Bzzt_collective @_misskimono

Whats up my boiii! We got an extra episode for you guys this week! The homie C Minus the Dj cruises over to the studio and shit starts to get weird like usual thanks to our sponsors. C Minus lets us in on how he started Djing back in the day and how it increased his pussy game being on the road and shit. SideDick reminisces on his childhood and it low-key explains why he is the way he is. Stay tune till the end knowledge gets dropped on how to properly handle a homeless... #takeshowerwhitepower @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @cminusfan4 @xgmarksthespot @Bzzt_collective

She's fucken back by popular demand. Sara Mostajabi cruise over to the GPS studio and shit gets weird like usual thanks to our sponsors. Sara lets us in on how she learned how to finger herself young, thanks to her PlayStation 3. 3 Plates Tommy talks about rolling at a rave and smelling peoples hands like a maniac. XG died this weekend for going out to brunch with doses and mimosas. Stay tune till the end Sara answers the famous GPS question..... #takeshowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SidedickEddie @Xgmarktsthespot @Bzzt_collective @Mostajabi

Whats up my boiii!!! Holy shit this was a great episode I got the homie girl Raylene and damm she wasn't fucking around. She just came out the pin and she wasn't fucking around

It's a pack house tonight at the studio, and everyone was with it this Monday night. Rodrigo, 3PT and Ezone cruise it over and we hot boxed this mother fucker up and shit started to get weird quick like always. Getting stranded back in the day with out an uber gets brought up! What happened to all the fine bitches from high school what happened to them ugly bitches. The party line from back in the day get brought up how we use to get females back in the day. Stay tune to find out what happened when I relapsed this weekend and jumped back on the horse..... #takeshowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @Sidedickeddie @Bzzt_collevtive @Xgmarksthespot @ezonedafirm @rodigotorresjr

We back homie!! 3 Plates Tommy cruise over to the studio, super loaded with BZZT products and shit starts to get weird my boiii!!! SideDick lets in on a little secret on how to get bitches to buy you shit randomly! 3PT starts making up stories and shit you know the drill. He finally tells a true story about him going to high school with a famous porn star from Ridgecrest. We fact checked his ass on this one my boiii!! Stay tune till the end to find out what porn star actress it was..... #takeashowerwhitepower @georgePcomedy @SidedickEddie @Bzzt_collective @xgmarksthespot

Oh shit!! He's back by popular demand 3 Plates Tommy came thru and wasn't fucking around! He come strapped with weed like no other started sippin on some brews and shit started to get weird!! SideDick and XG talk about the time where these fuckers use to do Scumbag Society Radio back in the day! 3 Plates Tommy talks about all his stories that aint really real. Stay tuned till the end to find out what real creeps to after not getting laid at the strip club........ #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot @bzzt_collective

We back my boiiI episode #112 is a shit show!! We got my homie from work Manny cruise over to the studio, we get faded as fucked, drink a couple brews and shits starts to get weird quick. The Raiders had just won so everyones in a good mood! Sidedick talks about the first time the first time he bought tweek back in the day! Manny lets loose and talks about how his girlfriend was stripping behind his back! Its a crazy epsiode to say the least! #takeshowermygirlfriendstripspower @GeorgePcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot @manny.ss88

Shit this episode is crazy as fuck my boiii, we got Steve Flye back in the building and you know what to expect! Thanks again to our sponsors for getting his shit weird but we go hard on the OJ Simpson case no fucking around here! Talking about the jury, where we were all at when it happened! Stay tune till the end to find out what we all think really happened..... #takeshowerblackpower

Back to back on you fuckers!! Episode 120 with Ezone is out and shit gets weird to say the least. Started this shit off with a conspiracy about what happened Jeffery Epstein. SideDick lets you in on the secrets of not getting caught cheating but he only give you the JV answer! Haha Stay tune till the end to find out to to say to handle a break up with a baby mama and what not to do..... #takeashowerwhitepower @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot @flavorsbyezone

WE BACK MY BOIII!!! We come in hard on this episode with the homegirl, the comic Sara Mostajabi. Thanks to our sponsors shit got weird. Sidedick talks about how to properly spit in a bitch face. Sara comes in hard she talked about getting eaten out during playing video games. Tune in to find out how a lesbian ripped up Sara Mostajabi pussy so bad she had to go to the ER..... #takeashowerwhitepower @gerogepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot

Fuck I don't even know what to say in the description other then this was a crazy espiode to say the least. Shit gets weird quick thanks to our sponsors. Rosie's back from getting abducted from aliens, Stomper lets us in on being locked up back in the day. Just tune in!! Trust me. #takeashowerorangepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @xgmarksthespot @Lexiechula @offical_o.creep

You already know the deal its Tuesday and you know we went hard last night at the GPS studio. The home girl from work J. Diane cruises over to chill and get weird, and damm she wasn't fucking around! She drops mad knowledge about working about at strip club, the etiquette while working strip club and the "DO and DONTS" at the strip club!!! SideDick talks about his cheating days back in the day and how ruthless he was about it!! Stay tune till the end to find out why J. Diane likes small dicks..... #takeashowerwhitepower @georgepcomedy @sidedickeddie @xgmarksthespot @bzzt_collective @j._diane

You already know its Tuesday and you know how it went down last night at the GPS studio shit got weird. We had the homie, the stoner, the comic Roger Lopez, he cruised over we got stoned, partied a little bit and shit started to get real quick!! Roger Lopez talks about only having 1 nut in his sack and gang dry humping bitches back in the day. Sidedick brings up getting food stamps back in the day and what to do with bitches who have WIC. 3 Plates Tommy lowkey gets down as fuck with a corrido and stay tune till the end to find out how to properly do anal.... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @sidedickeddie @Bzzt_collective @Xgmarksthespot @rogerlopezcomedy

Crazy weekend for us, so we had to take a couple days off but WE BACK!!!! Its episode #115 and the homie girl from work Dee Lowkss cruises over and shit gets weird like usual thanks to our sponsors! DeeLowks talks about tasering a strip club customer for getting out of hand. SideDick lets you in on how it went down the first time he fucked on shrooms. And stay tune to the end and hear Sidedick do a bump off of Deelowks ass!!! #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @_Deelowkss @XgMarksthespot

Its Monday night and you know how it does down at the GPS studio, shit gets weird to say the least. My homie Misfit Soto cruies over to sip a couple brews, the sponsors come thru as well and lit this place up. 3 Plates Tommy talks about how the earthquake impacted his city of Ridgecrest. Misfit Soto lets us in on living in Hawthorne and selling dope back in the day. I just got tested for STD's so stay tune till the end to find out the results..... #takeashowerwhitepower @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @Bzzt_collective @xgmarktsthespot @official_misit_soto_skm