Get That Donkey Some Wine

The Donkeys share their unique talents. Carlo gives a lecture on Italian cooking, Ben does some blinding impersonations and Yeubs discusses sounding. The reviews of questionable movies keep pouring in as do are stuttering attempts to be woke. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Conspiracy theories, zombies and cam shows. This episode goes on a rollercoaster through everyone’s favourite hobbies. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Fisting and the MCU what more could you want from a podcast? This week the donkeys respond to some fan criticism and our latest MCU viewing party. Carlo makes a confession about his carbonara and Yeubs discuss his strategy for swallowing raisins. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast. ED. Sorry for the delay in the episode I've been crazy busy with work. On the plus side this is a double episode week yay!

Someone may have messed up the audio so episode 15 is audio only! We will be back to video next episode. This week Carlo has a nervous breakdown over watering the plants then argues with Yeubs about The Martian. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

The Donkeys discuss their suggestions for games and books during quarantine. Yeubs shares his idea for the world’s first Lord of The Rings themed drag act. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

The Donkeys get on the hype train and finally watch Tiger King. Carlo uses this podcast to recover from his PTSD and answer some important questions. Who will play Jeff Lowe in the biopic? Is Joe Exotic Anakin Skywalker? Does Carole Baskin peg her husband? All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

The Donkeys try to fix journalism so they invite comedian, writer and journalist Mathew Mckew. They discuss the difference between the Kiwi and British responses to the Coronavirus. Mckew explains the responsibilities of local journalism and why you shouldn’t take flu medication before going to an open mic night. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast. Show notes https://www.bbc.com/lnp/ldrs

Ben and Carlo trick Yeubs into getting therapy by letting him interview a child psychologist. Tom joined the donkeys to discuss the effects of mental health on isolation and addiction generally. Nobody has a therapeutic breakthrough but they do learn several strategies to look after your mental health. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

This week the Donkey’s drown their sorrows in wine, soup and the stewey mess that is The Hobbit trilogy. They celebrate reaching their tenth podcast and first week of quarantine without murdering each other. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Yeubs laments the death of BJJ and the donkeys lay plans for the end of the world. Somehow our plans for the apocalypse involve a trenchant comparative analysis of the Italian and British school systems. A ‘fan’ of the podcast requests further abuse of Birmingham. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

The donkeys attempt a serious interview with an osteopath. Unfortunately they are hindered by their inability to utter the word fluids, oral or bone without giggling. Roo and Carlo start a not so civil war over the correct recipe for using spag-bol in a metaphor. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Gilbert Gottfried briefly pops in to do a bad impression of Long Head Ben. Which is worse gentrification or coronavirus? The donkeys don’t know either so they discuss their mental health, machine learning and Harvery Weinstein’s upcoming theatrical performance from prison. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

The Donkeys go down memory lane discussing classic anime and videogames. Somewhere along the line they get lost and discuss the political correctness of classic cartoons and the psychology of data analysis. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Carlo and Yeubs celebrate this Valentine’s Day podcast the way most couples do; bickering and undercutting each other. Ben discusses how easy it is to hack the average man. Yeubs reads the first fan response. The Donkeys discuss their lessons from the past 5 weeks. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast. 00:00:37 - Intro by the Fonz. 00:01:27 - Ben is a hacky boy. 00:05:46 - Storm induced isolation. 00:07:45 - Teaching adults v kids. 00:13:21 - Carlo learns about Rolf Harris. 00:17:50 - Census discussion. 00:20:13 - Carlo realises call centres exist. 00:25:45 - Boomers love spreading Corona virus with their new Superspreader 00:31:59 - A new Nativity 00:33:20 - Fan response to the pasta schism 00:36:46 - Yeubs comes out as French 00:39:05 - Tales from beyond The Wall 00:43:05 - Sonic and other shite 0044:52 - Ben knows a UN spy (don’t tell anyone) 00:48:56 - Yeubs comes out 00:50:45 - The boys attempts a mature conversation about Welsh equality politics 00:59:44 - Night of the living seagulls 01:06:01 - Ben’s Lesson 01:30:06 - Carlo’s Lesson 01:36:22 - Yeubs’ Lesson 01:40:45 - Technical aspects of the podcast 0146:37 - Outro and Easter Eggs

The Donkeys welcome their first ever guest; Ben Jones a young entrepreneur who runs i-vision Lighting Solutions part time. They try to interview him but fall into a pun-hole. Long Head Ben talks about the ethical considerations in designing an AI, more importantly he shares his favourite Muppet movie. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast. 00:00:50 - Intro 00:04:11 - Royal Visit discussed 00:07:15 - Is Coronavirus causing zombies? 00:13:17 - Can a Swan break an Italian’s arm? 00:15:48 - Is Coronavirus caused by a pissy AI? 00:21:52 - Social media are bads 0028:05 - Trump and the Giant Peach 00:31:10 - Apocalypse chat 00:34:25 - Interview begins 01:07:10 - Entrepreneur mindset 01:12:25 - Doing Business in the Wales 01:23:35 - Working with family without murdering them 01:25:15 - Ethics of super-killer-death-machines 01:39:33 - Advice for start-ups and entrepeneurs 01:45:30 - Animals bang weird game 01:57:23 - Chinese bust up 02:06:15 Outro

Do you want to hunt a Nile crocodile with a drone? Which genocidal egomaniac from history would have the most lit Instagram? Is booze bad? Who does the worst Christopher Walken impression? Most of these questions will be answered by this podcast. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Find out why this podcast is called Get That Donkey Some Wine in this second test episode. Get an update on Yeubs’ non-existent love affair with their mail lady. This podcast contains the secret to eternally perfect pasta and the benefits of yoga. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.

Hear the pitch for Expendables 26 and the beginnings of Yeubs’ love affair with their Mail Lady. Carlo educates the rest of the donkeys about the correct way to use a bidet. All this and more in Swansea’s third funniest business podcast.