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I have a real close knit relationship with this cheese right now. Also, let's wine about it without drinking any wine….also, did you know Houston is basically equivalent to a 3rd world country in their water quality? Who knew.

What could be better than a chicken nuggie and a recap of our little romantic *staycation*. I don't know if it was romantic but it was fun. Have y'all heard of RenFest? It's WILD. Know what else is wild? People who don't think boneless wings and chicken nuggies are the same thing. I said it. Enjoy.

When I tell you this lasagna soup is one of my best works, I'm not kidding. Even if you are lazy and barely cook, you can make this. We also took a sharp left to hotdogs which is weird cuz she's completely sober. Make sure you submit your new *rebrand ideas* and if you want to grab my #thrivemarket code, I got you!

Oh hey guys. I'm not dead. Didn't get abducted in Mexico. Might try something new.....

God, the commitment heightens. One suitcase? ONE?! I can't. I got new eyebrows, hate spending money and I'm drinking tequila. Pray I don't kill a bear in Mexico.

A decision has been made. It's a weird one for me and you can all listen to how I'm feeling about it. Also the heavy hitting discussion on if social media total fucks relationships and expectations. Please, let's count how many times I say boundaries this episode. Oh. And an A-1 tequila review for ya. #sponsormeEspolon

Hotttttt girl summer is here...and ya girl can't participate. JK I'm gonna do it. We have a crisis to chat about and how dob you handle friends in a relationships? Can girls have guy friends? Can guys have girl friends? When do you introduce? Do you only do couple things? (YUCK) Also! Another Tequila Review just in time for Mexico

The age old question. What. Are. We. Some people dread it. But should you?! This should be communicated minute one. You can always change your mind like me LOL

Will we fight on the flight or will love take flight? OOFFFFF she's not ready. Not ready at all. Let's talk baecation, lingerie and tequila because, viva la Mexico.

Yep. You read that right. What's your craziest sex injury? I can't even move because I guess I'm fragile. Updates on Bear and how camping went...

3 words. Guy Fieri, DMX, Bear Grilz. This episode gets dark but hey way to switch it up a bit. She deserves a 48 hr dateline special that's for sure.

Have you heard of it? Have you gotten one? Well you'll hear about my experience. Men are really so predictable yet so confusing. Oh. We also have a new character.

She's nothing but a rebel. Breaking her own god damn rules

What adult is raging on St Pattys day? Well I'll tell ya. Our favorite characters are back and acting a fool and I have the best #wineaboutit for you!

Fucking Gerald? Or Fucking Gerald!!! It's all in the punctuation. Excuse the late drop, #contentisking.

Plz send help. A therapist? Something. Wine is not enough, but we do have a killer wine review. One to surely impress all you're classy friends. Hamburger helper strikes again and why I hate external gratification.

I made 2 major mistakes the last two weeks. Oopsie. This week I'm spilling on my Vday that did not include the V & another oopsie with hamburger helper. Lawd help me.

Ahhhh Valentine's Day. For the lovers. Good thing I love myself because that's all the loving I'm gonna get. Also you'll never believe the HORROR stories from Vdays past.

God, I talk so much shit about creeps but whose the real creep? I'm having a basic mental break down so TUNE IN and help me sort out my emotions. Oh and a LONG awaited #WineAboutIt review!

Cuddles kill. Always getting stuck with lil shrimpy when you keep those walls up. Have you been there? We also discuss this weeks episode of the Bachelor and the absolute garbage that it is. Also, her health and wellness journey continues.

Let's play a little game. True or False, truth or dare. Whatever

I hosted my own episode of the bachelorette, air vibes, crazy kink, and open mouth makeouts. A lot of weird stuff going on this week. Hamburger helper is back and not backing down. Pray for me during no Dicks no drinks January.

What's happening in the universe because the Dicks are coming out of hiding. Hamburger helper is on one & Oh and I will tell you how to change your life with my new bestie courtesy of the best porn site by women for women! Ya. Porn. I said it. Sue me.

It's 2021 so we're manifesting extreme health and a boyfriend. Also Hambuger Helper is B A C K. Hop on this journey of No Dicks No Drinks January with me! Cheers with fucking water to Season 2!

Hey you ho ho hoes! We dive right in this week with #wineaboutit and my deep dark family Christmas traditions and we talk about my 2021 aspirations which include no dick or drinks. Sounds like a terrible ideas. Cheers to 2021 bitches.

Let's recap the flaming dumpster fire my life was in 2020. I run down the best and worst characters of 2020. The good, the bad, the ugly and chubby. I also shout out my favorite podcasters and inspo of 2020 and the gift that keeps giving.

Doesn't everyone have a secret lover? This week we discuss mine. I guess he's not a secret anymore. Also flash backs of high school dick game & pubes.

Let's face it. Adulting fucking sucks. This week I rant about how it's all down hill after 31 and how if I don't eat a vegetable I'm going to turn into the Michelin man. ALSO...adult Christmas gifts? Why. We have our own money && my genius input on why men don't chase women.

Gobble gobble! Whose alone for the holidays?!? Solution, holidate! I also talk about playing house and the balls your man won't be able to resist.

The insane shitstorm of 2020 may or may not have been my fault. This week I go into my insane start to the year 2020 and I apologize in advance but you will spit out any drinks you may be consuming during this episode. Also my fucking boots are coming out and no gifts for the holidaze!

Mask-fishing is the new hat-fishing. I'm into that too! This week I reveal the Firefighter & why my masculine energy is doomed forever. Oh. And why she's not cumming.

It's coming up y'all. CUFFING SZN. I'm diving in. The cuff, the introduction, the dreaded question “Are you dating anyone” YUCK. Have you been cuffed?

Dear Diary, what the fuck is wrong with men and why are this mans nipples exposed at a Pluckers at 1pm on a Thursday. Oh and my thoughts on Halloween sluts

Alright y'all. It's been a plan in the making for SO LONG. Now we can get real dirty. #GracesDatingChronicles kicks off with non-sexual/physical turn ons and what not the fuck to say to singles.