Hell or High Ranch Water

Allison learns about hearing aids that connect to bluetooth and hurricane-free Aruba. Lila insists on her identity as a low-tech redneck and remembers adventures slightly differently than Allison does. 

Lila is live from the Aspen Ideas Festival, where Chad is living his best life. Allison shares her favorite appetizer recipe, why she can't hold a grudge, and her best guess as to where the next Aspen will be. 

Allison and Lila return after a long hiatus with a new format. While much has changed, the banter remains the same. The girls are still licking doorknobs, fishing and executing ruthlessly during these wild times.

Lila and Allison kick off 2022 together with a visit to the happiest place on earth. Lila opens up about egg freezing and Allison asks some hard questions as the girls dive into a topic people don't always talk about. 

The girls debate the merits of a healthy appetite for risk and announce a big shift in the podcast for 2022. Hint: risk meets topics. Lila shares the rules for when you say cheers, and Allison teaches Lila the joy of a same-side high five. 

In this episode on planning, Allison tells of a Halloween party gone off the rails and Lila discusses her rough landing in the wild world of tech. They debate the merits of making plans, the value of changing plans, and the magic of angle-changing wins. 

Lila and Allison wrap their series on wasted emotion with a conversation about fear. Lila experiments with alternative medicine and the girls share the biggest risks they aren't taking. 

In their second episode on wasted emotion, the girls reveal some of their guiltiest moments and decide whether they'd like to find out if their spouses are cheating. 

The girls kick off a series on wasted emotions, starting with Regret. Allison discusses her love of Hamlet and Lila reveals a new approach to setbacks of all kinds. 

Allison and Lila defend an environmentally unfriendly decision and debrief an epic party weekend. 

The girls introduce the concept of a PFL while explaining the dangers of blind trust in some of our most "trusted" people and  institutions. 

In this unfinished attempt at episode 27, Lila and Allison tell stories of golfing and fishing on Allison's would-be honeymoon. 

Allison plans a wedding on three days' notice, and the girls plan for a food shortage that may never happen. Lila celebrates the nuptials by spraying red wine and crashes Allison's honeymoon hours later.  

The girls kick off Season 2 with a series of episodes filling you in on everything you missed over the summer. Lila celebrates another trip around the sun and makes a decision that will change her life forever. 

The gruesome twosome make a big announcement. Allison shares her bed with an unwelcome guest and Lila finally learns how to use Snapchat. 

Allison discovers a sleep tracker that doesn't require any special devices and learns that her favorite beverage is less toxic than before. Lila tells the tale of yet another wild hunting adventure. 

Lila and Allison recap the series of unfortunate events that began on the previous episode. Allison discusses her love for Las Vegas and makes the case for a unique approach in Sin City. Lila explains why winning isn't everything; it's the only thing. 

Lila experiences an evening worthy of Forrest Gump lore. The girls share their mutual gratitude for unorthodox bathroom pit stops. 

Allison and Lila focus on another superpower... focus. Lila hires a homeless man to teach her how to play the harmonica. Allison discusses her love of pomodoros and skipping children’s birthday parties. 

The girls kick off a series on superpowers with an unexpected favorite. Lila tells of golfing with Kevin Costner and Allison reveals the anecdote to fears of all kinds. 

To one-up Allison's fishing adventure, Lila returns to Dallas with tales of hand-to-hand combat against a wild hog. While Lila can't answer all of Allison's questions about hog castration, she reveals that she received explicit content via a work text during her flight home. 

Allison and Lila discuss magical air travel and level up with Mario Kart transportation. Meanwhile, Allison's teenaged son mocks the podcast duo more than usual. 

In the final episode from their series on environments, the girls talk about the one environment that stays with you always. Allison recounts the tale of an epic fish fight that could have pulled Lila out of the boat. Lila tells of her broken body and the Olympians, Heisman trophy winners and friends that are living inside her head. 

In their third episode on creating great environments, Lila and Allison discuss the home office and share their ideas for improvements. Allison interrogates Lila about being charming via Zoom, and Lila, late to the WFH game, laments the reality everyone else has been living for the past year.

In their episode on creating the best home environment, Allison passionately discusses the importance of water filtration, decluttering and live plants. Lila tells the tale of accidentally accumulating a taxidermy collection that would rival Teddy Roosevelt's.

Allison and Lila kick off a new four-part series on creating optimal environments. This week they focus on sleep and the perfect setup. Allison shares her passion for Tuesday Morning sheets and seeking sleep advice from her dentist. Lila annoyingly gives useful sleep tips despite having no trouble sleeping.

Allison refuses to acknowledge a new member of her family. Lila explains how to create a personal cheering section at your children’s sporting events.

A historic weather event forces Allison and Lila to record in separate locations. Lila explains why millions have lost power and shares some survival tips and tricks for disasters of all kinds. Allison teaches Lila a new way to pee without water.

The girls finally reveal the theme of their podcast. Lila revisits getting dumped on Valentine's Day in a Valentine's Day card. Allison attempts to become fluent in five languages at once.

Allison changes her mind about her favorite beverage after learning that it may be toxic. Meanwhile she time travels to have a conversation with her 25-year-old self. Lila talks about the takeaways from her ever so brief time in a cult, including that she may or may not be a selfish asshole.

Allison and Lila give an inside peek at the changes they've made within their closest personal relationships; the ones that make you laugh, the ones that make you cry, and the ones that leave blood on your face.

Allison has news to share in this episode about big life changes. The duo discuss leaving CA and NY, Lila tells of giving up alcohol and Allison tackles the most controversial topic to date.

Allison and Lila kick off a four-part series on big changes by discussing the intentional career jumps they've made and lessons learned. Meanwhile, the boys in their lives seek out a path to becoming cowboys.

Lila and Allison share the most outrageous things they've started, from helicopter hog hunting to post-COVID restaurant businesses. They also discuss when not to finish what you started and the importance of reserving the right to change your mind.

As they look ahead to 2021, Allison and Lila mourn the death of travel as they once knew it, from cocktail service to cruising.

Allison shares some shocking info regarding Santa, and Lila refuses to engage in a debate over Christmas movies.

Lila tells of her very 2020 Christmas tree saga, and Allison shares the healthiest way to live off of queso and tequila.

How old is too old to have the police called to your party? And what the heck is mutton busting?