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We mark our 40th episode with a (sort of) new quiz, Jenny From't Block. Also the usual news and what has been played. Plus, as a bonus, look out for one of us breaking!

We have discussion of things played, news and the return of Fake Lake! What more could you want?

Chris keeps a tidy hard drive, Simon doesn't believe space, Leanne gets locked in a battle of 'evil and awesome' and Dewi does some extremely white beatboxing. We also have some dubious ignorance, a shiny new quiz called Senseless Achievement and an even more baffling installment of Shitlist!

Leanne phones in from China, Dewi reads the dictionary, Simon un-plays Final Fantasy VIII and Chris is 'woh-woh-woh-ed' to within an inch of his life. We've also got an accent-riddled quiz called Obscure Gaming Character or Foreign Swear Word, the brazenly tenuous Shitlist, bizarre 'sitcom' Too Many Takais and all-new developments in The Wind Waker Case... It's a strange one, folks!

The full roster is restored, and then some! Dewi giggles in a haystack, Leanne has little gremlin mates, Chris gets one up on Nathan Drake and Simon introduces [ig]'s latest recruit. Also: some serious Netflix lovin' and The Worst Game Ever!

What on earth have the guys been up to? Why don't they play any new games? Well, both of these things happen in this episode!

This week, join Senior Games, Little Juan, Simon, Leanne and Chris as they recap the best games of 2011. Normal service and features will resume next week. We hope!

In this festive special, Simon gets himself a new TV, Chris hates on all presenters, Leanne LOVES Rayman, and Dewi talks about his favourite Christmas themed games. Also, we discuss the new Xbox Dashboard and Simon brings us his Christmas Pub Quiz. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

It’s Speedrunmas Eve and all through the house, the guys are here with some gaming nouse. Leanne is back and ready to attack, Dewi dishes out the bargains, Simon loves Aladdin and Jasmine and Chris? Well, he’s just this guy you know?

The sausage-fest continues as Leanne sits another one out! Meanwhile, Chris pulverises a sex pest, Dewi buys some lacy gloves and Simon is angered by clothes intersecting with things. Also: 'Retro News' and some quizzical bargains...

The gang (minus Leanne) are feeling flirty at (Episode) 30. Celebrating in typical fashion, Dewi kicks zombies in the bum, Simon dresses up as a sexy policewoman and Chris laments the death of his flying horse.

Not much is getting past the gang this week! All the fun and none of the gum, whatever that means. What has been played is discussed as well as some news and a few bargains thrown in for good measure.

The gang return from their holidays, but can things ever be the same? Yes, the can. News, debates and a brand new game, Reversey Changey. Also the announcement of the Sonic Speed Run!

Simon breaks out the xylophone, Dewi is out-bargained, Chris digs into a mountainside and non-gaming correspondent Carrie gives her view on those noisy video games. We also shine a light on last week's ignorance and declare the Ultimate Winner of Versus Purses!

Eurogamer Expo is covered, Leanne announces her holiday plans, the news is looked at and we debate listener topics and Simon unleashes a new section. All this plus "The Ultimate Loser" of Versus Purses is unveiled!

With no Leanne around the boys are left alone. Covering the news, Dewi's Bargains which feature a visit from Aunty Bargains and the debate gets "as serious as we will ever get".

Hitting you hard with minimal editing, it's episode 24! Super Biffa Boy comes to a close and a debate is had. All this plus the usual fun from your gaming friends.

Simon misses American accents, Dewi jiggles about on his bed, Leanne rides 'equines' and Chris comes up with his Best Line Ever™. The biffas weigh in, stifled innovation gets a good old fashioned debatin' and Simon and Dewi clash in Versus Purses.

With Dewi and Leanne down with illness, it fell to Chris and Simon to go it solo. We've got some games played, some news and the results of the first Versus Purses!

Leanne is shocked to find a love of dance, Chris tips his hat and Simon & Dewi argue. All this plus the listener debate, a look at the news and the final showdown of all the Nolans in Nolan From't North!

Dewi loves Parker Pens, Chris is the victim of double standards, Simon stands up for the listeners and Leanne hates ignorant people. All this plus the listener debates, the continuation of Super Biffa Boy and the final Nolan From’t North!

Dewi is high, Simon’s sneeze provides a segue, Leanne needs a minute and Chris can't stop telling bad jokes. Listener debates are covered, we start a new feature Super Biffa Boy, and everyone’s friend Nolan From’t North is back again!

Leanne imagines Chester Cheetah, Dewi comes up with a phrase, Chris defends Bastion's honour and Simon demands credit. Everyone gets a little heated about the 3DS, Dewi lays down some 'sick' bargains and Simon fetches Nolan From't North. All this and a new bargain related song from Dewi!

Almost live from SNK Studios in London the gang get together for parties and multi player fun! Leanne is friend to everyone, Dewi breaks the fourth wall, Simon celebrates and Chris doesn’t know the dogs. All this plus new quiz “Nolan From’t North” and Dewis Zombie Song!

An emergency broadcast from [insert game]! Well, it’s not so much an emergency, just a shorter show than normal. Normal service will resume next week!

This week we bring you [insert game] Lite™, where we debate sweet FA and don't go into any deceptive lakes or uncomfortable zones. However, Simon sends a friend request, Chris downloads Tina Turner's pom-poms, Leanne goes laptop shopping at 3am and Dewi bashes his mutton. Normal service resumes next week!

Simon ALMOST discusses unfinished virgins, Dewi tries (and fails) to apologise, Leanne sings away in a cave and Chris finally plays Nintendo. We question the relevance of Japanese games in these crazy modern times in our debate, and finish off our quiz marathon with another round of the Doo-Bee-Doo-Bah Game.

Chris and Simon get a room, Dewi says a quote and Leanne hosts Big Brother. All this plus the usual what we've been playing, a round up of the weeks news and Dewi's brand new Quiz!

In the longest episode yet we find out heroes covering the news of the week and diving straight into a debate about the merits of reboots and remakes. Not only that, but Simon dominates with his quiz “Play Your Game Scores Right”!

Normal service resumes as we step down from the dizzy heights of E3. Leanne is totally multitasking, Dewi needs a husband to explain things, Chris is harrassed by choirboys and Simon says 'fuck you' to WiiU. We also take another dip in the Fake Lake and get a little gooey about our favourite consoles.

E3 has been and gone and the [insert game] crew bring you their reactions recorded after the press events were over. Also, Dewi brings us his formidable quiz the “Top Three Test”.

Chris doesn't want fingers on Sonic, Leanne likes hard mode, Simon has no need for a neck, and Dewi learns to move his eyes without moving his head. All this plus Dewi's Bargains and Leanne's impenetrable quiz "The Doo-Bee-Do-Bah Game".

Chris is tormented by a talking horse, Dewi shows his DS to a guy, Leanne gets excited about Uematsu, and Simon remembers Miyamoto holding the Gamecube. We sidestep this week's debate to serenade our way through our favourite gaming tunes, and tackle Simon's quiz, "Oh No YouTube Di'in't".

We promise to stop talking about Portal 2 soon! But not before Leanne bursts, Chris meets The Hungerions, Dewi shits his pants and Simon's Shepard gets ready to "get his freak on". Gaming narrative gets a good ol' debatin', and Chris flings us into the deep end of the Fake Lake...

Leanne drops the C bomb, Dewi smokes into a beret, Simon hosts the best multi player nights and Chris says "SO good". We also have Dewis Bargains, a debate on gaming culture and the final Discomfort Zone. Have our heroes come out of this one alive? Will they ever be the same after Football Manager 2008?!

A lack of news can't stop us from talking about games! Chris isn't sure where he stands with Nintendo, Simon has fancy pants, Dewi has "one hell of a day" and Leanne is an eagle. We also have Leanne in the Discomfort Zone playing Call Of Duty : World At War.

A royal special! Leanne says "like" a lot, Dewi suggests Bruce Willis kill hackers, Chris joins the Ghostbusters and Simon is a Portal 2-timer. Chris suffers 'drastic boredom' with Disgaea in the Discomfort Zone, and we give a rundown of gaming's greatest royals.

Chris loves Marvel, Leanne becomes a Gamerscore whore, Simon is right and Dewi breaks. We also discuss the merits of achievements, entertain some Wii 2 rumours and make Simon squirm in the Discomfort Zone with Final Fantasy 8.