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A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can. You can email us your questions at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

Danny Palmer & Elizabeth Martin


    • Oct 10, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 130 EPISODES


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    Episode 62: Dramatic Groundhog

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 42:52


    In this episode Elizabeth almost dies, and we talk about finding a safe place to masturbate, sexy texting before you meet someone, and dealing with partner who doesn’t want to do anything.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 62: Dramatic Groundhog

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 42:52


    In this episode Elizabeth almost dies, and we talk about finding a safe place to masturbate, sexy texting before you meet someone, and dealing with partner who doesn’t want to do anything.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 61: Avatar Bond - Part 2 (with Joshua Dean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 41:30


    Part 2 of our special episode with Joshua Dean! We talk about Elizabeth having basic tattoos, dealing with an older bully, and when someone wants to get an expensive gift for your significant other.We heart you Las Vegas.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 61: Avatar Bond - Part 2 (with Joshua Dean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 41:30


    Part 2 of our special episode with Joshua Dean! We talk about Elizabeth having basic tattoos, dealing with an older bully, and when someone wants to get an expensive gift for your significant other.We heart you Las Vegas.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 60: Avatar Bond - Part 1 (with Joshua Dean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 32:30


    Joshua Dean joins us on the podcast, for a special 2-part episode! We talk about dating on Instagram, being attracted to the wrong people, and judging someone on a first date.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 60: Avatar Bond - Part 1 (with Joshua Dean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 32:30


    Joshua Dean joins us on the podcast, for a special 2-part episode! We talk about dating on Instagram, being attracted to the wrong people, and judging someone on a first date.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 59: Ripe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017 44:44


    Danny is somehow still hungover. On this episode we talk about texting your ex, getting out of a wedding speech, and liking the smell of your own farts. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 59: Ripe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017 44:44


    Danny is somehow still hungover. On this episode we talk about texting your ex, getting out of a wedding speech, and liking the smell of your own farts. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 58: Lightning Round

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2017 52:45


    It’s Elizabeth’s birthday! To celebrate, we’re doing a lightning round with as many questions as we can fit in one episode. We talk about how much to spend on a first date, where to move after college, getting revenge on your siblings, and a whole lot more. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 58: Lightning Round

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2017 52:45


    It’s Elizabeth’s birthday! To celebrate, we’re doing a lightning round with as many questions as we can fit in one episode. We talk about how much to spend on a first date, where to move after college, getting revenge on your siblings, and a whole lot more. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 57: Log in Queue (with Nai Zhao)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 45:41


    Stylist and designer Nai Zhao joins us on the show this week, where we talking about going gray/bald, stinky sex, and finding a missing condom.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 57: Log in Queue (with Nai Zhao)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 45:41


    Stylist and designer Nai Zhao joins us on the show this week, where we talking about going gray/bald, stinky sex, and finding a missing condom.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 56: Dearest Dwelling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2017 45:39


    On this episode we talk about your partner hating condoms, forbidden haircuts, and sweater weather.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 56: Dearest Dwelling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2017 45:39


    On this episode we talk about your partner hating condoms, forbidden haircuts, and sweater weather.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 55: Mystery Dishwasher

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2017 43:53


    On this episode we talk about living with messy roommates, a cheating fiance, and how to figure out if you’re poly or not.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 55: Mystery Dishwasher

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2017 43:53


    On this episode we talk about living with messy roommates, a cheating fiance, and how to figure out if you’re poly or not.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 54: Fake Facebook (with Patrick Green)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2017 61:52


    Actor Patrick Green joins us for this episode! We talk about bad partner choices, religious parents, and losing a neighbor’s pet. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 54: Fake Facebook (with Patrick Green)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2017 61:52


    Actor Patrick Green joins us for this episode! We talk about bad partner choices, religious parents, and losing a neighbor’s pet. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 53: Accidental Virgin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2017 53:39


    On this episode we talk about popular and unpopular friends, keeping things from past relationships, and turn offs. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 53: Accidental Virgin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2017 53:39


    On this episode we talk about popular and unpopular friends, keeping things from past relationships, and turn offs. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 52: Silicon Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 48:14


    On this episode we talk about dating a friend of a friend, when a one night stand gets clingy, and being bad on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 52: Silicon Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 48:14


    On this episode we talk about dating a friend of a friend, when a one night stand gets clingy, and being bad on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 51: Cow, Milk, Something

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2017 45:16


    On this episode we talk about waiting for marriage to have sex, getting “benched” when dating, and hooking up at weddings. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 51: Cow, Milk, Something

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2017 45:16


    On this episode we talk about waiting for marriage to have sex, getting “benched” when dating, and hooking up at weddings. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 50: Smash and Dash (Live in Portland!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2017 41:58


    Our 50th episode, recorded live in Portland, Oregon! On this episode we talk about giving your partner a sexy gift, uncomfortable oral sex, and dating above your league. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 50: Smash and Dash (Live in Portland!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2017 41:58


    Our 50th episode, recorded live in Portland, Oregon! On this episode we talk about giving your partner a sexy gift, uncomfortable oral sex, and dating above your league. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 49: Penis Blushing (with No Filter Improv)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2017 51:37


    No Filter Improv joins us this week to talk about having sex with your hookup’s brother, dating without being funny, and your partner’s body hair.You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and tickets at nofilterimprov.com.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 49: Penis Blushing (with No Filter Improv)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2017 51:37


    No Filter Improv joins us this week to talk about having sex with your hookup’s brother, dating without being funny, and your partner’s body hair.You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and tickets at nofilterimprov.com.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 48: Friend Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2017 47:56


    On this episode Elizabeth kills rabbits. We also talk about being left out of a threesome, living with slobs, and traveling for a hookup. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 48: Friend Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2017 47:56


    On this episode Elizabeth kills rabbits. We also talk about being left out of a threesome, living with slobs, and traveling for a hookup. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 47: Canned Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2017 53:32


    On this episode we talk about being hot vs. being smart, how to get out of running a marathon, and peeing in someone else’s bed.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 47: Canned Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2017 53:32


    On this episode we talk about being hot vs. being smart, how to get out of running a marathon, and peeing in someone else’s bed.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 46: Van

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 54:20


    On this episode we talk about getting over a hangover, dealing with a snooping partner, and getting laid off from your job. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 46: Van

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 54:20


    On this episode we talk about getting over a hangover, dealing with a snooping partner, and getting laid off from your job. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 45: Hamster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2017 45:32


    On this episode we talk about killing a friend’s pet, dating your yoga instructor, and never having a relationship. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 45: Hamster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2017 45:32


    On this episode we talk about killing a friend’s pet, dating your yoga instructor, and never having a relationship. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 44: Nude Beaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2017 51:12


    On this episode Danny can’t ride a bike, and we talk about your crush having sex with your friends, partying with parents, and long distance sex.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 44: Nude Beaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2017 51:12


    On this episode Danny can’t ride a bike, and we talk about your crush having sex with your friends, partying with parents, and long distance sex.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 43: Sex Tape Safe Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2017 54:46


    This episode Elizabeth tries to convince Danny that aliens exist, and we also talk about making a sex tape, being new on Tinder, and dating someone who is poly.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 43: Sex Tape Safe Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2017 54:46


    This episode Elizabeth tries to convince Danny that aliens exist, and we also talk about making a sex tape, being new on Tinder, and dating someone who is poly.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 42: Butt Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 51:28


    This episode we talk about having a sex dream about someone you don’t like, getting out of a musical, and wearing a sexy bathing suit.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 42: Butt Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 51:28


    This episode we talk about having a sex dream about someone you don’t like, getting out of a musical, and wearing a sexy bathing suit.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 41: Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 53:42


    On this episode we talk about when someone from your past drunk dials you, moving from the country to the city, and dating someone who owns a horse.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 41: Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 53:42


    On this episode we talk about when someone from your past drunk dials you, moving from the country to the city, and dating someone who owns a horse.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 40: Dolphin Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2017 66:23


    On this episode we talk about dealing with strict parents, having friends who are hotter than you, and being a nervous farter.Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted by Danny Palmer and featuring Scott Palmer.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 40: Dolphin Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2017 66:23


    On this episode we talk about dealing with strict parents, having friends who are hotter than you, and being a nervous farter.Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted by Danny Palmer and featuring Scott Palmer.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 39: Proud & Disgusted

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2017 45:59


    On this episode we introduce to our company and podcast network Proud & Disgusted, as well as some of the new podcasts we have coming to you. We also talk about dishes etiquette when having dinner at your partner’s parent’s house, and breaking up over the phone vs. in person.Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, Lost ‘N Portland with Chris Franklin.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 39: Proud & Disgusted

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2017 45:59


    On this episode we introduce to our company and podcast network Proud & Disgusted, as well as some of the new podcasts we have coming to you. We also talk about dishes etiquette when having dinner at your partner’s parent’s house, and breaking up over the phone vs. in person.Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, Lost ‘N Portland with Chris Franklin.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 38: 20 Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2017 46:42


    In this episode we talk about dealing with homophobic in-laws, dating someone out of your league, and trying rough sex for the first time.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 38: 20 Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2017 46:42


    In this episode we talk about dealing with homophobic in-laws, dating someone out of your league, and trying rough sex for the first time.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

    Episode 37: Tax Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2017 45:44


    This week, Danny takes over. We talk about morning sex, going on a trip with someone you don’t like, and not being invited to a wedding.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

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