Live from the Apodcalypse

After 3 long months...our heroes have returned!!!! Jump into this first episode where the boys try to avoid everything controversial but ultimately dive headfirst into the thicc of it all...right off the rip.

Kyle found a box of odd adult films, Adrian ponders the wonder of the Dark Web, and our heroes explain why you should NEVER order drive-thru while on speaker phone.

In today's episode we discuss our trauma through tragedies, Kyle has his 4th Amendment Right's violated, and somebody had a birthday!!!

Oh boy...our heroes really go off the deep end on this episode. Strap in, grab your walking tacos and pull that pin baby!!!

Our heroes discuss their love of all things curried, the ins and outs of lie detector tests, and how to rob Indian people.

Our heroes are back at it again...still talking about buttholes.

The boys are joined by Brother Adam in this special WWE WrestleMania edition of LftA....except one of the crew is super faded and was sleeping on the couch not even 10 minutes prior to their recording...this is a rough one folks...strap in.

After almost missing another entire month, the boys have managed to climb down another rung on the ladder that is our descent into madness, because unlike our exercise routines, we never give up on our comedy routines.

After taking a month off, the BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN AGAIN!

Kyle has contracted the virus (anally) and is out sick this week...however, that didn't stop our heroes from using modern technology and record long distance. Tune in as Kyle takes us on his trip though sickness and never getting any rest.

Our heroes are back home and discussing serious topics such as life, death, matching your personality to refreshing adult beverages, and if jerking off in adult theatres is acceptable or not...the Pee Wee conspiracy. Adrian gives an honorable shout out to a close friend who recently passed away this week.

(THE AUDIO CLEARS UP 10 MINUTES IN) In their inaugural Road Trip edition episode, our heroes are returning home from the mystical land of enchantment, filled with modern dinosaurs, mythical meth addicts, and people in costumes, yes...Florida. Join Brothers Kyle and Adrian as they venture back home and discuss some of the mysteries they experienced and gaze in wonder as Adrian discovers more information about old people's...clean up.

Our heroes return to celebrate the New Year with a brand new episode. Adrian returns from a fun family vacation and is confronted by a hot goth latina who was confused about coffee. Meanwhile, Kyle's bloodline cheats death once again.

Our heroes return with a nice weekday episode, to discuss what the world is like for "the working man". A special guest is contacted with answers to the faithful question of "what do fake boobs feel like?" and Kyle takes an adventure to a local flea market and encounters mythical security guards and sex robots.

Our heroes have found themselves facing a world of hurt. Adrian encounters one of the toughest calls of his career and learns how to heal the dying heart of a grieving mother. Meanwhile, Kyle explains how to shut down several multi-million dollar businesses by shutting off their water. They also decided to make this an episode of endless call backs and somehow find a bucket of popcorn and declare their grandpa nick names.

After yet another week off, our heroes return and discuss what they did in their off time. They also found a way to form a coalition of the willing...through the Facebook Group 'Live from the Apodcalypse' and also establish a form of two-way contact through email, awfullydrymustard@gmail.com. Kyle also becomes a student of (Gay) Dick Dodging 101.

After a short hiatus, our heroes are back at it again and in the full swing of their silly tales. The Moss Family Halloween Party left our two journeymen in a poor state of reason and possible alcohol poisoning. Now that they are back they get to discuss real life topics such as how fake breasts feel, Kyle's hidden talent, Adrian's love for the driest donuts, the art of dodging dicks, and how sneaky country gas station attendants can be.

Our heroes continue their tales of raising their children in a crazy ever-changing world and Adrian discusses why he's an Indian who doesn't like Indians. Kyle continues to not trust nobody!

Our heroes have split for the week, as Kyle takes his tribe to the mystical land of Universal Studios while Adrian and his clan remain in the horrific county of Bibb. Kyle is joined on his journey by fellow heathen Brian Hegler as the two battle mythical buttholes in the beer lines and avoid verbal harassment by Beetlejuice; meanwhile, Adrian finds himself fixing a forever breaking house and is mistakingly repaid by his wife with a misunderstood favor.

Our heroes venture into the mythical land of Atlanta, Ga. and walk into a 4DX theatre for a full immersion experience of a new Hollywood experience. Gather around the fire and listen to this tale of bouncing titties, flying popcorn, foot print gas pedals, and hard nipples that require their own chaps. As they continue their journey, they ask that you...their loyal listeners, give them a "like, follow, and subscribe" on your favorite streaming platforms.

Our aging heroes are joined on their quest by their faithful friend Handsome Eddie Braswell and discuss the origins of their stage names, hotdogs & loose women, our love/hate relationship with Metallica, KISS, & AC/DC, and this one time where Kyle unknowingly wore a very gay T-shirt for eight years.

Our heroes are now face to face with a world full of Brenda's and other unchecked jerks. Dodging T-top convertibles, bandits in wet denim, and butthole germs. They did however find solace in the soothing voice of Sam Elliot, the beautiful Mistress of the Dark, and each other's gay love.

On today's side mission, our heroes sit back and learn of a legendary tale of living a life pre-internet, attitude vs. attitude, getting molested by the police, hiding in broom closets, and learning about all 138 members of Jerry Only's family. Strap in weary travelers, this is a long one.

Our random heroes are joined by a man who needs no introduction, but is gonna get one anyway, Mr. Daryl 'Durdee' Andrews. In today's journey, the boys talk about what life is like in the humble home of Monroe County, Ga. and Kyle explains the only things in life he does fast. We also dive into the world of drug addiction through personal experience and offer our life views on how to parent children.

Today's journey finds our heroes being caught mid-skit-scat, while the boys learn how to hunt rodents, heal chickens, traumatizing haircuts, and almost kill their middle school friends.

Our heroes are joined by THREE guests today, Jason Virus, The King of Techno CATT, and Adam. Their journey leads them through the dreaded wasteland that is Macon, dodging bums, empty businesses, and serial killers. *NOTE* This episode was highly edited.

Today's adventure sees our heroes joined by their faithful companion Adam as they discuss the dynamics of pooping in the forest, the meaning behind their tattoos, and the art of concealing a murder through the means of good southern cooking.

In today's episode, our heroes learn that it's okay to bully nerds, laugh at death and to place GOOGLY eyes on dead bodies at a wake.

In this week's episode, our random heroes learn the importance of handling their anger issues with laughs, wise cracks, threats, Christmas Trees, and acts of violence. Special appearances by Kevin, J. Cribb, and B. Smith

The boys are BACK....in the Shed again. We soon find our heroes in great peril as they come face to face with poop stories and dodging as many (gay) dicks as humanly possible.

In this week's episode, the boys are under new management and changing the format. Song List: Distant - Aeons of Oblivion Dance with the Dead - Get Out Mastodon - Orion The Cybertronic Spree - Cybertronic Warrior Painted Wives - Crystal Abyss Journey - Of a Lifetime

It's National Tequila Day so the boys pop open a nice bottle of of Mexico's finest import and rip through 7 shots and technical difficulties.

First episode back in a while.