My Glass is Empty!

Today we drink when: -When we see a fake product -Every time Krissy screams -Every time Krissy dies -Any time we see Joseph Seed -When we see a deer with pink eye -We see lens flair Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -When we see a fake product -Every time Krissy screams -Every time Krissy dies -Any time we see Joseph Seed -When we see a deer with pink eye Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “Party” or “Tampon” -Anyone is invited to the party -The sisters dance -Alex does a voice -The divorce is mentioned -Drugs or alcohol are consumed Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -Anytime someone dies -Anytime the original film is referenced -When Zack hits on a girl -When someone is on the phone -Every time the name of a dinosaur is said -When we see a new ride or attraction Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favour”, “The Hunger Games” or “Tribute” -The mockingjay in is shown -Someone dies -Katniss shoots an arrow -Someone does the three finger salute -Effie has a wardrobe change -Haymitch drinks -One of us points out a difference between the book and the movie Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear any kind of phone sounds -Someone is playing a video game -A device is attached to someone’s head -When eerie music is played -Anytime someone sends a message on their phone Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “United States”, “America”, “President” or “Martians” -Glen Close mentions a former First Lady -When Grandma can’t hear or is confused -Tom Jones appears -We see a famous building -Martin Short is being a creep Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “Sabrina” or “Solstice” -A reference to something satanic -Someone does a spell -Aunt Hilda is cooking Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “Christmas”, “Elf”, “Dad” or “Santa” -The Naughty or Nice List is referenced -We see any product placement -Buddy sings -Buddy eats something weird -BONUS: Scream when buddy screams Santa Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: How The Grinch Stole Christmas -Something is rhymed with “who” -A song starts -The Grinch makes a face -A nonsense word is used -When we are so drunk we don’t feel bad for Max anymore Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer -We hear the word “Christmas” or “Ho Ho Ho” -A song starts -Yukon tosses his axe -Santa says something mean -Rudolph’s nose lights up Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the words “Christmas”, “Humbug”, Ebenezer” or “Scrooge” -Whenever there is a song -Rizzo is being hurt -Gonzo Narrates -A Bell Rings -We see a fire -A ghost appears Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -Someone says something mean -Someone falls for Kevin’s trap -We hear the word “Christmas” -Kevin buys something with his dad’s money -The concierge sucks up to someone -Kevin uses his Talkboy -We see pigeons Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -We hear the word “Santa” or “Krampus” -The grandma is ominous -Aunt Dorothy is holding a drink -Max is being picked on or gets in a fight -There are snowmen outside the house -Someone dies -The front door is open -Someone asks where Beth is -we hear a Christmas song Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -The word “Beast” or “No Mag” are said -We see the fly -Newt’s suitcase is unlocked -Anyone teleports -A spell is cast -A new beast is introduced Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -A new species of dinosaur is shown on screen -Someone is killed by a dinosaur -Outdated technology is shown -The science behind the park is explained -Nedry is shown eating -An impact tremor is shown -A brontosaurus is on two legs -Someone screams -Whenever we hear “Jurassic Park”, “Hammond”, “Grant”, “Dodson” or “Sattler” Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast and Twitter @_MyGlassisEmpty

Today we drink when: -Edward and Bella stare at each other -Charlie looks very uncomfortable -Bella stammers -Jasper looks like Edward Scissorhands -James cocks his head to the side -Mike refers to Bella as “Arizona” -Bella trips -The vampires hiss like a cat -Someone says the word monkey -Edward does something creepy and Bella finds it romantic -A vampire sparkles Follow us on Instagram @myglassisemptypodcast

Drink when: - Calypso music plays - Every time a sculpture is on screen - Every time the “Handbook for the Recently Deceased’ is seen - When someone says Beetlejuice - The first time you see the sand worms

The very first episode of My Glass is Empty !