“This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, ‘Hey you. Can you help me out?’ The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on.....Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, ‘Father, I’m down in this hole can you help me out?’ The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on...... Then a friend walks by, ‘Hey, Joe, it’s me can you help me out?’ And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, ‘Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here.’ The friend says, ‘Yeah, but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.'” I'm Kriss. I'm the Positivity Powerhouse. I've been down here before, and I know the way out.
You and I both are entering into a new f*cking season of life that's full of positivity and joy. We may be feeling f*cking nostalgic as we move into new territory. And we need to use this inspiration to build on happy memories.NJATP is going on hiatus for a little while. I'm f*cking overwhelmed with work stuff, and something had to give. I'll be back when sh*t's a little more under control.
Self-doubt and anxiety may be sneaking in as you contemplate moving forward into something new — like your f*cking new year's resolutions. Fear is probably your dominant emotion right now. Stop f*cking letting low self-confidence or self-esteem paralyze you. You f*cking have the inner strength you need to move forward — you just need to tap into it.
This is the perfect card for the first week of January! If you're not thinking long-term yet, it's time to f*cking start. Whatever it is that you want to manifest, or put into action, or start growing, it's time to begin. This is your f*cking sign. Spend some serious f*cking time planning and creating a road map to a joyful, prosperous, and fully aligned new year.
You've really been through some sh*t lately. It can be tempting to want to jump right into the next thing, but this card is asking you to take a f*cking break. Do some R&R before you make your next move. Create the time and space you need so you can rest, recharge, and relax.
You're not where you'd imagined you'd be right now, and you're comparing yourself to others who are further along on their journeys. Keep in mind, too, that you're comparing your insides to their outsides. You see their three perfect kids and two perfect cars and one perfect marriage, but on the inside, they're about to get a divorce and get foreclosed on. It's not a fair comparison, comparing your insides to their outsides.
Take a minute to stop and f*cking celebrate yourself before you keep going on your journey. You've been through hell and back lately, and now it's time to pat yourself on the back for making it through that. F*cking acknowledge all that you've accomplished and overcome. Treat yourself to a small celebration gift.In case you missed the URL for my favorite charity, it's https://gatewaychildrensservices.org/
You're so f*cking ready to shake things up! Feeding the need to stray from convention and forge your own path has you making your own rules in the pursuit of freedom. Follow your gut. Have faith that you don't f*cking need the g*ddamned approval of others to succeed and that it's okay to throw the rule book out the window.
Aces are great for new beginnings, and pentacles deal with f*cking creativity, health, finances, and work. A fresh, new chapter awaits in one of those areas. A new opportunity is waiting for you to take advantage of it. Don't let it slip away!
As a reminder, starting on Tuesday, Not Just Another Tarot Podcast will become a weekly show. It's just taking too much out of me to keep doing it daily. The Hanged Man needs you to f*cking stop and think things over for a little while longer before you make your next move. Is there another perspective you haven't considered? Hit the brakes and get into alignment NOW, before the Universe hits the f*cking brakes for you.
You need to quit f*cking doubting yourself. Reconnect with your intuition. Self-doubt has you feeling uninspired, and you don't f*cking trust yourself or have any self-confidence anymore. Focus on tapping into your gut to help move forward and get rid of the doubt.
There is so much g*ddamned energy, potential, and possibility surrounding you right now. Start f*cking brainstorming ideas, or take the first step if you're already ready already. The Ace of Rods indicates that inspiration, opportunity, and breakthroughs await.
You're feeling f*cking revved up and ready to go, but you may be taking on too g*ddamned much. Resist the urge to do all the f*cking things at once. If you're feeling weighed down, try lightening your load by asking for help from other people.
You're on a mission from God. Unless your name isn't Jake or Elwood. In which case, you're just on a f*cking mission. The Page of Swords brings you inspiration, energy, and a thirst to learn more, to help you pursue your dreams. Ask yourself these questions: “What are f*cking new ways I can use my creativity to share my gifts? What's the message I was put on this Earth to share?”
You've been through the wringer lately, but there's a big*ss ball of light at the end of the tunnel. Sunny days are here again, so break out your f*cking sunglasses and enjoy them! Embrace this time of positivity and joy and light and love and laughter, and wring out every drop of it that you can get.
You may be f*cking struggling to move forward right now. It feels like a new idea or creative project is right on the f*cking edge of being birthed into the world, but you're feeling stuck. Labor has stalled out. Find new ways to tap into the flow of f*cking creative energy. As The Empress is a nurturing figure, make sure you're taking time to fill your own cup with self-love and self-care practices.
The Wheel of Fortune represents a turning point in your life. When it's upright like this, it indicates that the changes coming will be f*cking positive. The Wheel of Fortune reminds you that life is constantly in a state of change. Keep your energy and intentions positive and focused on where you really want to be.
The Queen of Rods is a card of optimism and energy. She can represent juggling multiple tasks, like being a working mom, and succeeding with all of them. Stay f*cking organized and determined. You can do whatever the f*ck you put your mind to!
You know how it feels f*cking amazing to take a long, hot shower at the end of the day and let all the tension and stress just run down the drain? The 5 of Rods is your shower. You're so f*cking ready to move forward toward something more positive, and to leave the past behind. If you're still in conflict or tension, do your best to listen to others and de-escalate the tension.
You've got a big*ss decision weighing on you as you think about which direction to go in next. Your guiding light is a search for f*cking truth and authenticity — let that lead the decision-making process. Think long and g*ddamned hard about the consequences of your choices as you move forward. If you act in alignment with your higher self, everything will work out fine.
The 6 of Pentacles indicates that you're in a really good place right now. You're feeling f*cking compelled to share with others, and you're moving forward with a sense of generosity. Keep sharing your gifts and have f*cking faith that you're on the right path. One of the Messages from the Walls says, “Somewhere, someone is praying for you and your skills to appear in their lives right now.” Don't keep your sh*t to yourself. Others need you.
You've been so f*cking overwhelmed you can hardly stand it. The Emperor wants you to implement some g*ddamned structure and organization into your life. Get your calendar together and create a to-do list. Then schedule your to-do's on your calendar. You've gotta get your sh*t together!
Take a long, slow deep breath. Let it out slowly. Do it again. And one more time. Ok. It's time for you to f*cking let go of part of your life so you can move on to what's next. The Death card indicates a painful transition, but it will bring about a rebirth into something more aligned with your true purpose on this Earth. Let yourself f*cking mourn what you're leaving behind. It's okay to grieve what you're losing. But then get excited about your new opportunity!
The King of Cups reminds you to maintain a balance between your head and your heart as you f*cking go forth into the world in pursuit of your dreams. You're motivated, passionate, and focused. F*cking stay calm, cool, and collected on your journey.
The Moon indicates that you're letting fear run your life while you stand idly by. You really f*cking want to be ready for something new, but fear is holding you back. It's time for some OMG SO F*CKING FUN shadow work. A trauma, wound, or past experience is causing hesitation. You've got to get to the root to work through it.
You've worked really f*cking hard to get to where you are, and the journey ahead is only going to add to your abundance. You're making solid decisions that will leave you with a solid foundation. Don't doubt yourself. Let the joy of your previous successes propel you forward.
You're feeling f*cking creative and inspired, and you're excited about the next chapter of your life. Let yourself be guided by your heart and gut. Slow and steady wins the race.
There's a f*ckton of energy and momentum behind what you're doing right now. This is a time of growth and forward movement. Keep your focus. Take action as opportunities arise. Don't sit on them for too long or they may pass you by. Go with the f*cking flow.
The 7 of Cups indicates that you're standing at a f*cking crossroads with many paths, but you aren't sure which one you want to choose. This card asks you to get real with yourself and clear on what you want. Stop fantasizing and take concrete steps down one path.
It's time to take steps to turn your plans into reality. Get out of your comfort zone and explore – because nothing great ever happens inside your f*cking comfort zone. The 3 of Rods suggests that opportunity is right around the corner if you're brave enough to go looking for it.
You're haunted by sleepless nights, fear, and anxiety, and you're paralyzed by all of it, unable to move forward. Try not to let the negative thoughts run on repeat in your head. Reach out for help and work on a more positive mindset. Put some f*cking sticky notes on your walls with messages of positivity or inspiration, saying things like “I know what I'm doing.” or “I'm doing the best I can.” or “The Universe has my back.” or “It is more important to start than to succeed.” or “It is only a thought, and a thought can be changed.”
You're in a period of transition, moving away from something that wasn't serving you anymore. Your primary motivation may be negative - feeling disappointed, angry, or unfulfilled, but you're committed to trying a new path. And you see the potential for f*cking happiness there. Even though you feel worn the f*ck out, have faith that you're being led to walk away for a really f*cking good reason.
You have completed something HUGE. Or you're about to complete it. You're SO F*CKING CLOSE! The World asks you to tie up loose ends so you can bring it on home. Celebrate yourself. F*CKING CELEBRATE YOURSELF! Take a minute to look back on everything you've achieved and feel so f*cking proud of yourself.
You have had a mother. F*cking. Awakening. And you're starting a new chapter following your calling. This new territory may be scary, but you're following your heart. Judgment can indicate a decision you have to make where you're strongly advised to listen to your gut.
You're being called to listen to those little f*cking nudges you feel throughout the day. What is your inner voice saying? (The good one, not the Vodag – the Voice of Doom and Gloom!) Listen to your intuition and gut instincts about when and how to move forward.
You're feeling worn out, but you know in your heart that you need to keep f*cking going. Trust that the challenges you've faced have served to make you stronger. You have the inner strength to overcome whatever life's f*cking throwing your way.
You. Are. Terrified. To take the next step and move forward. Fear and anxiety have you feeling trapped, frozen in place. Luckily, the 8 of Swords actually tells you that you do have the f*cking power to change things, even if it may seem like you don't. You always, always, always have the power to think or see sh*t differently.
A recent situation didn't turn out the way you planned, and you're stuck in sorrow and regret. But it's time to move forward. Letting yourself wallow in the past won't change a f*cking thing, and you'll only get more stuck there. Right now, I want you to pause this podcast and write down five things that are f*cking amazing in your life right now, and use that as motivation to move forward.
You're focused on forgiveness and moving forward. Do your best to keep your energy positive and keep going with forward momentum. If f*cking stress and tension won't seem to leave, try retreating inward for a while just to f*cking rest.
You're full of energy and excitement about a new journey you're about to f*cking start. All the options in the world are at your feet – you just have to pick one and go. Make sure you take some time for planning before you jump in with both feet. This one's a case of look before you f*cking leap.
You've been going through a sh*tshow lately, and you're trying to start to get back on track. There may still be a clusterf*ck going on around you. Temperance asks you to stay level-headed and patient as you move forward.
You're working like hell to build security and manifest your dreams. The Queen of Pentacles indicates you're taking care of everyone around you. Concentrate your efforts on planning for your f*cking future. When you need extra support, let those around you take care of you for once. It ain't easy, but you can ask for, and receive, the help you need.
You've worked your @$$ off to get where you are, but there are people out there who'd love to see you fail. You may be coming up against some obstacles along your way. Stand tall with your bad self and know that you're going to make it out of this okay.
You've been through the f*cking wringer lately. But now you're feeling inspired. Going through your recent clusterf*ck has been kind of a rebirth for you. Trust your intuition as you move forward. You're on the right f*cking path. If you're feeling like you've been reborn, why not try out a new hobby or hairdo to celebrate the new you?
You're looking for a way out. Out of your job, your relationship, your group of friends, whatever. You just need to get out. Think quickly in your fucking problem-solving. Using your brain will help get you out of whatever sh*tshow you're currently in.
You've got a rough ride ahead. The Tower destroys sh*t so it can rebuild something better. You may feel like everything is falling the f*ck apart, but I promise, better sh*t is on the way. The Tower is a card of change. If you haven't already felt big changes coming, get ready, because they're f*cking coming, like it or not. Have faith that they're coming for your highest good.
You're gearing up for a new adventure, and the world is at your fingertips. Which direction will you go? Take some time to get clear on where the f*ck you're going and what the f*ck you're doing when you get there.
The King of Swords is not an emotional ruler, so it's time to rely on logic and clear thinking. Lean hard on your f*cking smarts and your values as you move forward. This is the time when you want to put in some hard f*cking work on your goals. Hold on to structure as you pursue your work to open new opportunities for you. Just make really f*cking sure you're letting yourself take a break now and then.
All your wishes and dreams are coming true! You're so f*cking excited about the future you can hardly stand yourself. But you're also so f*cking grateful for everything you have and what you know is coming. Soak up every bit of happiness, because you f*cking deserve it, and move forward with confidence.
You've gone through one motherf*cker of a transformation lately. And man, has it sucked sometimes. You're stepping into a new phase of your life, but you're closed off, emotionally. But your painful transformation is going to be worth it, because you're coming out of it with wings like a butterfly. (I have a card a friend sent me on my fridge next to my desk. It says, “Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.” That's you right now.) Keep on keeping on, babe, and you'll come out all right.
The Empress is a card of good luck and reassures you that you're on the right f*cking path. All the hard work and effort you've been putting in will lead to abundance. Practice gratitude and make sure you take note of all the f*cking abundance you already have in your life.
You, my friend, are on an exciting new path to increase your knowledge, either continuing education or learning something new. You are so f*cking focused and dedicated, it's not even funny. Make sure you're ready to put in the hard work to finish, even if that means doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, or if it means going back to the f*cking beginning and starting again.