Professionally Amateur

Can you guess who gets yelled before the show even began? God damn right it was me. This is the big FIVE OH episode and in true Professionally Amateur fashion we completely dick up the into while Millitello rages. This week the Boys hear about Millitello's band (ashes rise) first cover, Millitello tells everyone about his potential new farm, Horse testicle physics, and the Boys get asked a lot of personal questions. So why not stop by and help get this episode copyrighted just to infuriate Millitello? Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Well guess who's back and settled in his new home? That's right, its me. And Millitello showed up too but I carry the show like usual. This week the Boys talk about Millitello's band, difficulty with the modern world, how condos are shit and how my house is probably haunted and why I don't go in the basement. So stop on by for a listen and let us know if you also hear that disembodied voice. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

You know who is here for this podcast? That's right, no one from the Macaroni Mafia showed up. But Brad Hall from drunk nature stumbled out of the woods long enough to sit down with Millitello. This week not the Boys talk about what its like having facial hair, how to ruin your body, Brads comedy career, and how there isn't a secret great lake. So why not stop on by and have a listen or don't and get lost in the woods. Or take a look at Brad Hall's show Drunk Nature and learn how survive inebriated. that's half way to surviving sober. Brad Hall's social's https://www.drunknature.com/ Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Can you guess who is apart podcast? You probably guessed it because I added the guests to the episode title. Yeah, that's right. The Boys are making upgrades people. This week the Boys talk with Vostik about his streaming career, how to emulate adult video stars, TikTok comes up and we all know how I feel about it, and apparently this has been our best podcast yet. You know who wasn't supposed to hear that? Me. you know who did hear that? Again me. So I guess stop on by and have a listen and learn about a "breakable gay porn star".  Vostik's socials (I promise there is no insta thot links to an 0nly f@ns, cause its a linktree and stuff) https://linktr.ee/Vostik Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Are you seeing this right? Did someone forget how numbers work? Am I illiterate? Obviously none of those are correct. The individual who is supposed to be getting the podcast together is still on hiatus instead of doing their job. But the 45th episode is hear and you can listen to whatever the Boys talked about two or three weeks ago. I'm not even gonna pretend like I remember a fraction of what we talked about. So stop on by and pretend like you're time traveling while you listen. Or don't and listen like an adult at a soul crushing job like everybody else. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess who is back sort of during their move? That's right, its me so suck it. Or don't because you're an adult with free will. unless your a child then stay the hell away from me. I'm gonna level with you. I wasn't apart of this podcast and have no idea what was said. What did the Boys talk about this week? could it have been crypto investments, the secrets of Atlantis, proper hygiene for you furry friends, basic car maintenance, how to survive a post apocalyptic future that was started from a nuclear war but not just a cheap rip off of fallout? Who knows but if you stop on by for a listen then you'd know. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Let's talk about copyright law kids. can you guess what happened this week? That's right, its a Vin Diesel episode so buckle up. This week obviously Vin Diesel comes up, we learn why the Boys always have a good time gaming. The Boys also talk about parenting best practices, and the down fall of the U.S.. That's right, we can also get heavy. It doesn't sound smart and we don't have the words to describe it but we try. So why not stop on by and listen to some copyrighted garbage. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Did Skynet get us again?! No, no it did not. Things were getting a little too professional so we had drop this late to make sure you know we don't take it seriously. Right out the gate this week the Boys give a crash course on ass eating, we find out Millitello had been gaming on a office still Dell computer, the Boys get a little political discussing a representative talking about the mentally challenge, and you get to see the process of how we figure out what to cover on Cracked Pots. So stop on by and have a listen before the Melon Heads get you. Or don't listen be bored while they eat you. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Looks Like Millitello and Me have to carry the stream team on our backs this week. That's right, its just the two of us (you better have read that like Bill Withers was singing). Right out the gate the Boys talk about Alex Jones conspiracies come true, we find out how heavy a fish tank is, Millitello discusses his car maintenance or the lack there of and Millitello might be shaving the beard. so stop on by and have a listen while you're drinking your adrenochrome. Or don't drink it and don't become immortal nerd. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Well guess who has a guest this week? That's right, its us, the Boys. This episode we have Rylionn. He is a caster on the E-sports scene as well as a competitive League player. Right out the gate Millitello finds out how rough League of Legends can be, how crazy announcing can get, Millitello is personally attacked about being a basic beard dude, the Coochie Man comes up for some reason and we learn about how Tampa apparently has enough ice to have a hockey team. So stop on by and take a load off or don't and keep raging at life. It doesn't affect me any. Rylionn's Socials Insta: officialrylionn, Twitch: Rylionn, (TEAM GAP TWITCH): team_gap_LOL Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess who's running the show this week? That's right, its me. That's not true. Millitello was having a hard time thinking of an inappropriate and somehow intriguing opening question. I basically nailed it for him. This week the Boys give a shout out to Doof. Turns out doing production is a pain. Don't tell Doof though. Millitello explains what happened to NASA's budget, we also here Millitello's plan if he were able to hand out countries, we discuss how sober October is gonna go, and Millitello decides he needs to change conditioner. So stop on by and have a listen cause its been a week and we still have two more days. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

I know the podcast is coming out late again but I don't want to here it. Papa Bear was dropping some daddy dumps and required an emergency visit from the plumber. So yeah, here is this weeks episode you animals. This week the Boys break a record for longest time be for a sexist comment was made, we celebrate Millitello's end of obligated service, we obviously bash Vin Diesel, and the Boys plan out their 100th episode extravaganza. So why not stop on by and have a listen while learning about hunting skunk apes coked out in the Florida swamps just like god intended. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Welcome to the Positivity Podcast. We had the absolute pleasure of having the Man, the Myth, the Alligator himself, Instagator. This man is the definition of positive vibes and super hype. This week the Boys talk about stream set ups, Instagator walks us through how he got to were he is now, we also get some pro tips to on how to upgrade your stream community, obviously Vin Diesel comes up, and finally Gator sums everything up with a positive message of "go for it!". So stop on by and have a listen to boost up your mood. Or don't and miss out on the hype train. Instagator's socials: it is Instagatortv on everything. the instagram, the twitter, the tiktok, all of it is instagatortv Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess who's on time this week? Ya god damned right! Its the BOOYS! This week we have the fanciest guest so far on the podcast, a British guy named Paul from SP filmviewers. And yeah, he sounds like he reads books. This week the Boys learn about Britain land, we find out if the IRS is really necessary, Millitello does a sexy dance impression of sand cranes, we discuss the cinematic classic Shrek, ANNNDDD you best believe we get Paul's opinion on Vin Diesel. Someone should tell him to get a real name. So why not stop by and have a listen? this is basically a movie for you ears. SP filmviewers: twitter.com/SP_Filmviewers facebook.com/spfilmviewers Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Look, we know that we missed a week. Doof may or may not be in cahoots with skynet. I have no proof that he is but I do have a sneaky suspicious that he might be a straight up robot. in more important news I don't remember what all we talked about but you can bet meth came up again. So stop on by and figure out what all happened last week. Or don't, its not like I'm gonna make you sit down for an hour and hold headphones to your ears.... unless you're into that? Carlos's link to his youtube channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCxnTCsvGuriHtkaRDj2O2MA Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

As one listen summarized this episode: to recap the nights events::: "Do Wintergreen Meth, Fresh Meth Breath" "Hitler teaches church groups" "Columbia is in Africa" "I hope CPS takes your child" "We are here to talk about flat ironing ball hair and curling ass hair" "Straight Pride Parade in Boston was bombed" "Heroin to unite the races" "Kidnap scientists to make meth taste like wintergreen to get heroine... for science" "We make a baby army; the end" "MillitelloTown vs Orchard". Not much else to add to that review is there? so stop on by and learn where Columbia is. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess Whos back you? Obviously its the Boys! Somewhere during our hiatus we found a new potential cohost. Everyone please say hello to TOMAHAWK or how every you spell it. This weeks episode takes a minute for the Boys to find their groove but when we do we roll right into. Honestly we talked about so much I don't even remember what all we covered. Well I know Doof talked about some real expensive smart rocks. But that only stuck out because im 31% percent sure that man is a robot sent from the future by skynet. That's gonna be a real moral dilemma when the Human Vs Robot war starts. So stop on by and have a listen while you wonder who that fourth tantalizing voice is. (spoiler, its tomahawk but I already mentioned that) Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Suck our nuts we are going on spring break. With that said the Boys will actually be taking a short break since everyone here apparently needs to get their S#$@ together. We should be back and ballsier than ever in April so watch out. This week the Boys have a mystery caller (spoiler alert: Millitello "trolled" us), we find out how being homelessness quickly becomes sad, we talk about terrible neighbors from Cali and how college degrees are basically useless. so stop on by and have one last listen before the break starts. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess Who's got Mail?! The Boys got some mail but we don't read so you'll have to wait till the end of the episode. Or you could just skip to the end. I'm not your mom, do what you want. Millitello's rant this episode is about women at the gym and honestly he has a good point. This week the the Boys talk about starting a new podcast if we get banned, we reminisce about some of Millitello's music shows, the Boys find out who we wouldn't want with us in a survival situation and how we shouldn't be allowed to raise fish. So stop on by and have a listen while we struggle to read some electronic mail. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Well as we all know Mother Nature can't make her mind up. Is it winter still? Are we gonna warm up for summer? should it rain? Hail? Not be overcast and freeze Texas over? We don't know and we don't care. Right out the gate this week the Boys tell me to go F@#* myself, Millitello gives us a not so update about his internet predicament, one of the Boys find out they don't have the diabetes, we find out who has love in their life and we obviously talk about Butt Stuff. So why not huddle around somebody to stay warm and have a listen to distract from the slowly encroaching grasp of death's cold embrace. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Podcast Email: professionallyamateurpodcast@gmail.com Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

If you thought we would get it together because Doof is back then you obviously don't get how things operate around here. But also Millitello had to cook for his lady to keep her happy when we normally record. This week the Boys talk about poop. That's it. Seriously. Its basically 40 minutes of feces and truck stops. I don't know what else to add about this episode. We only talked about funny poop related subjects. So stop on by and have a listen to the feces episode I guess? Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

I'm just gonna brush through the fact that we almost got Sara Connor'd for the last two weeks. Too much time travel for anyone to understand and I don't even know if im the original me. However with all the technical difficulties we somehow managed to get Doof back. That's right, he is back and bearded as ever. This week I don't remember what the Boys talked about but I can tell you that we had a lot of fun catching up with Doof, you can obviously see the cabin fever really setting in for Millitello, and the intro song is officially back because I barely get paid enough to type out these descriptions. So stop on by and have a listen because Doof actually talked this episode. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Which lucky fan would like to live on the production site of the Professionally Amateur Podcast? Obviously none of you because its not near where you work and we are not hiring, even if its only for room and board. That does make an amazing segue for what The Boys talk about this week though. The Boys talk about how I am going to become a real estate mogul of the lowest order, how crazy crossing the border used to be, how we may have created the greatest breakfast burger know to man, and Millitello obviously promotes his new single. So stop on by and have a listen. Or don't but whatever you do listen to Mikey Mike's new song. We need him to hit it big so we can get a PHAT inheritance after his inevitable over dose. https://open.spotify.com/album/7Ec41ggotCBIOyKGDR4jx2?si=fMKoNUheRMCHnH1hKcFbbQ Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Rub a dub dub dub, guess who's not in this tub? It's Doof. Doof is not in this tub. But you get Dirty Mike and the Man Sized Midget. This week the Boys talk about how terrible it is to quit dipping, the little messages Millitello leaves in his videos for us editing, we chuckle about the military's piss poor retention rate, and how horribly managed the country has been for the last year. Trust me that last part will make you feel a lot better knowing that even us dumb dumb's know how bad things are. So stop by and have a listen before the civil war or the government ruin your internet connection. Also we are still asking for help to get Atlas service dog training for one of our friends leaving the military. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-atlas-get-the-service-dog-training-he-needs?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1 Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

You know who isn't a handy man? Me, but god knows I could do better putting this house together compared to the last guy. The dip quitting doesn't help any either. I don't really have witty description for this weeks episode. It has been a wild Wednesday. If you don't know why it's been a wild Wednesday turn on a TV or don't worry about it. This week Millitello drops so info about his new band and their upcoming single, Millitello also explains instruments to someone who has no idea about music, the Boys discuss the festive Christmas ideas they have (hope you like Santa in a speedo) and we talked about how everything in the media is just recycled garbage. Last note for the podcast, if you guys are feeling charitable a friend of ours is trying to get her dog service trained. The link below is for the "go fund me" for Alex and Atlas. Anything helps even if it is just sharing the link. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-atlas-get-the-service-dog-training-he-needs?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1 Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

You may be asking yourself if someone here got Sara Connor'd because this episode didn't come out on time. Well we didn't. Someone in charge of distribution may have already checked out mentally for the year. But the Boys are here for your New Years Eve, unless you have actual friends to celebrate with or they're scared of the Rona. This week the Boys discuss New Years resolutions (cause we basic bitches), we review how Christmas was, Millitello tells me about goofy dog adoption rules and we go over how terrible late night comedy shows are. Stop and by and have a listen while the world tries to figure out if 2020 is finally of or if 2020: Part 2 is just starting. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

welcome to the Professionally Amateur Christmas Extravaganza! We blow right past the fact Christmas is this week and we say Merry Christmas once. This week were hear about Millitello's early Christmas presents, Doof calls in remotely from Texas, The Boys reminisce about they're time in the military, and Millitello finds out he might become a retro active felon. Stop on by and have a listen, or just tune in to tune out your family's mindless rambling this Christmas. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

This week we only have have half the cast. I say half the cast cause would would this podcast be without Doof basically being mute and Kat randomly interrupting this incredibly legitimate business venture. Millitello also upgraded his audio set up a little more so let us know how you like the new sound, or don't. I'm not your mom and you're a big boy. Todays podcast Millitello really stretch it out because there wasn't a producer to put the brakes on us. I'd tell you what we talked about but we jumped around so much I honestly don't remember and I'm still working off my podcast hangover. Yes I get hangovers from a few beers because I am old and my body is slowly decaying. So stop by and have listen, maybe that will get rid of the image of my decrypt body. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess who got their shit together? That's right, The Boys did! On a serious note we started using a new robot to record everything to avoid the Skynet related mishaps. Lets just jump straight into this week's episode. Millitello talks about his studio upgrade's, I talk about my possible real estate mogul goals, we go over the potential vaccine for the "you know what disease", and Millitello explains why he should start a communist government that won't fail. It's kind of hard for us to get Millitello to read a history book, really any book in general. Come stop by and have a listen on our new high fidelity recording system. Its not gonna sound great but you be able to here all of it now. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

I kind of wish I was Sara Connor so I could curb stomp a computer and remind Skynet who's boss. Unfortunately this week we had another technical difficulty. But with Doof's exceptional producer skills and computer learning we were able to salvage some of the episode. Just as a heads up there is like a 45 second blank spot for some reason that just appears even after cutting it. On the plus side you you get to hear us talk about what it would sound like if Owen Wilson penetrated you, how we apparently can't manage a website, I found out we have ugly Christmas sweaters which are absolute fire, and we get some big updates about Millitello's internet situation. Stop by and have a listen while we slowly get our shit together. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Guess who is here for you on Thanksgiving when you family inevitably asks you to leave the dinner table? That's right, the Boys. We will always be here for you every Thursday unless there is some sort of technical difficulty. Like this week but thanks to Doof's amazing producing skills, that he learned in them college classes I assume, we are on time. This episode may sound a little choppy but it is a 100X better than it was before. This week the the Boys talk about Christmas, we do a little music trivia and Millitello gives us the bamboozle about a new Xbox. hopefully this weeks episode helps you through the start of the holiday season and if not then, oh well have fun I guess. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

I don't have a witty introduction this week so you're just gonna have to read this description dry. On the upside though I am almost 100% positive that this podcast will make it out on time, we'll see. This week we find out why Doof is living like a king, Millitello starts strong with a celebrity wrestling challenge for the ages, and The Boys manage to break Millitello. Luckily we breath some new life into him and he comes back even stronger by the end. Optimistically we will find out sometime this week if we will have video next week. Emily I'm sorry about the name but now its in the vault so I wont forget it anytime soon. Please let me come see Millitello. He is my best friend. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Sorry for the delay but unfortunately The Boys have lives outside of this podcast and sometimes things happen. But if you look at this optimistically you have a whole hour plus some of The Boys ranting about stuff. To be completely honest I forgot what we talked about. I'm pretty sure Millitello gave us some easy home crafts they were so simple he could do it, I for sure brought up the new Budweiser Christmas beer cans and Doof had some unfortunate news. Stop on in and have a listen. Who knows? Maybe this episode will make you feel a little better about where you're at right now. Nobody here is asking for a hand out but if you feel like helping the worlds best GOT DAMN TEK PRODUCER, all donations and add money for the foreseeable future will be going to Doof to make sure the Neanderthals aren't left alone unsupervised. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬ Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Alright, we had our first call in guest this episode and before any of you jump in the comments or write in, WE KNOW. Carlos from the TheCarrendoShow. Right out the gate we learn about the exotic improvements Tijuana donkey shows have made. This week The Boys go over some of their favorite movie/TV scenes, we talk about the nitty gritty Elsa fart song, Millitello learned about the Mexican legal system and we find out Millitello doesn't know how to fix anything without duck tape. This episode was so good it got Mike's "don't tell your mom" award. Stop on by, have a listen and then realize we are technically allowed to vote. How frightening is that? Be sure to call in and let us know how mad that makes you on the podcast phone number (231) 753-6047‬. Carlos's social's youtube: TheCarrendoShow https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxnTCsvGuriHtkaRDj2O2MA/featured Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

A surprisingly serious announcement was made this week with the least amount of energy. The Boys also had a surprise guest this week that we were unprepared for. It was my mom, my mom stopped by to drop stuff off. This week the Boys discuss Millitello's potential new album, how depressing it is to be on cable access TV, old ass technology your mom will have to explain to you, we also hear about more of Millitello's B tier conspiracy theories. Stop by and listen. It'll by like have a conversation with you mom except it's my mom and you're not actually talking to anyone but yourself. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

I'm gonna be upfront with everyone right off the bat. Part of the back half of this episode got cut off due to computer reasons and fancy encryption technology. Or at least that's what the internet told me, but if we get enough listens or views or downloads or whatever they count thingy is I will upload the rest of this episode. Just kidding I'm putting up the full episode anyway. In this first half you will hear our new intro song, we get an update on Millitello's internet, we go over the potential album from Millitello's band, We discuss a possible new business venture as privateers (look it up thats a real thing people used to do), and the The BOYS unveil their new website! by "their" I obviously mean Millitello's but he did want sound too egotistical. Stop on by and have a listen. Trust me you're gonna wanna hear the cliff hanger this episode somehow ended on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Alright, I'm gonna level with you boys. I'm tired, there was another Davinci hick up and I honestly don't remember anything we said on the podcast this week. BUT im pretty sure we talk about the stream coming back. I'm 100% positive that there were jokes about an autistic child or dog, don't remember which. At some point Millitello went pee. Maybe we talked about aliens. This week has been a blur but at least we got the podcast done. go ahead and listen and let me know how I could have forgot any of this, or don't I'm not your supervisor. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Some how, some way we are making the podcast work even though Millitello has no internet service currently. On the plus side you won't have to see the rape dungeon that Millitello now calls home. Right out the gate on this episode we jump from Millitello's new living arrangement straight into psychopathic killers. This week the boys discuss Page's plans to start martial arts (yeah, five feet of him), Doof tries to explain technology to us, Page tells the boys about a new drink, and best of all the Boys go over vin diesel's new song. This episode isn't ground breaking. Honestly this podcast is barely produced but at least it's a distraction from the slow march of death and the madness of 2020. So stop on in and listen for a bit. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Well this week is the last podcast for Millitello in his current basement, but he is upgrading basements for a real man cave kinda feel. Doof came into this episode hot, heavy and ready to talk slightly more than ever before. It might not seem like it but if you listen to any other video or podcast hearing Doof is like seeing a unicorn because that doesn't happen. this week we discuss the fact that an unnamed podcast editor can't speak English, Millitello discovers that emulators work on computers, the boys discuss (with no real idea) how taxes work and contemplate how politicians seemingly never die of natural causes. Unfortunately Millitello might be having some future internet issues. On the plus side the boys have devised a plan to trick the old people on the block into calling an internet company so there is no real delay in Millitello's online activity. Even if the Fed's specifically told Millitello he isn't supposed to within 10 feet of a computer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Some how this week, we made the podcast too inappropriate from my mom in the first 60 seconds of recording(sorry mom), but we know none of our loyal listeners are surprised. right out the gate Mike asks the hard questions about why all these sports games are garbage, he tackles the idea of why we don't have any female listeners. Like, none at all. ZERO. Unless you include Kat. The boys reminisce about their white trash race track experiences. We learn that we can ramble on for 30+ minutes about absolutely nothing which next week we will be trying out. Just a regular chat with the boys about nothing, but we'll put out that dumpster fire when we get to it. Give this episode a listen and what four phrases make Mike so uncomfortable. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: Doo_f Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Sorry for the delay on the podcast this week. Millitello was trying to add Technicolor to the brighten this weeks episode up. Don't worry, Doof explained why that wouldn't work on a podcast so optimistically it doesn't come up again. The boys discuss the absolute flaming dumpster fire Netflix has become (f@cking Degenerates over there), fittingly we also discuss how the world some keeps burning but now on the West coast, science and conspiracy mix as the Boys outline the craziest but not too crazy conspiracies' on the Rona and aliens. The boys also have a politacally illiterate debate on how great it would be if Joe Rogan did actually host a debate for 2020 presidential election #JOEMUSTSHOW. stop by and have a listen and a few laughs as everything burns, literally. Or hug you family because those fires are looking pretty bad. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials Twitter: D_oof Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

After a slight operator error, a mild verbal assault on my usefulness and impromptu editing lesson, Professionally Amateur #9 is technically up on time BOYS! cause this should have been up this morning but Millitello only said up on Thursday not when. This week some big news drops about the podcast going back up on Youtube with video, we discuss some new DLC's coming out along with updates on the new Xbox console, and review possibly the most contentious police interaction this year. Sadly there was no Florida man news which is crazy that the whole state of Florida just chilled out for a week, but we did discover something potentially just as good, Average Day in Russia stories. obviously there is a whole lot more in this flaming dumpster fire of a podcast so stop on by and give it a listen in. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

This weeks podcast might be a little choppy but that's only because Skynet decided to Sara Conner our recording device a couple times. . For real thought the audio is still the highest quality our amateur podcast could scrounge together but you will notice as few moments were the recording jumps. Not to worry though, we never have anything important to say so its not like you missed out on much. Big news this week as our front man Mr. Macaroni Millitello has been invited to a charity stream (I didn't believe it either) Friday September 9th. One of the boys may have stumbled across the greatest set of karaoke videos in the history of the internet. Doof actually talks this episode, like talk talks about stuff and came prepared. The boys also tried to do a better job of transitioning from their various topics, and of course, instead of practicing they just tried it out on the fly. Let's see if you can figure out when they start in the show. Because they're professionally amateur and so is this show, but that's what make's this show so charming. I don't actually know if Sara Conner is even the person Skynet is trying to merc out of existence . Also don't @ me about it. I obviously didn't care enough to do a google search which means I definitely won't care enough to argue about so lets not waste either of our time about it. Link to Instagator's charity stream: https://www.twitch.tv/instagatortv This is a pretty big charity stream for TAPS which is a Military charity. Every family and Veteran that charity able to help will be more than thankful for your support. Next episode we will be doing a recap of the stream and make sure that all pertinent information is sent out again in case you are able to make it to the live stream. Millitello's socials Twitich: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials Twitter: D_oof Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Today's episode is brought to you by us. Cause we put the podcast on here but also Kat stopped by as a special guest. Not because we asked her but because she was in the room with Doof. This week the boys and Kat talk about some up coming games they are looking forward to, a possible restart to an amazing show, and some of the drunken escapades Millitello has gone on. We also discuss how Millitello is specifically not a doctor and how you (yes, you listening to this but probably not reading this), the viewer should never take any medical advice from him. All in all this episode is probably a solid 7/10. Maybe an 8 with the lights off. Stop in and have a listen then loose your faith in humanity just a little bit more. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials Twitter: D_oof Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

We are back BOYS! We are so back Millitello even decided to wear a full suit to make this episode even more special. This week the boys catch up on what they have been up to. There is an overly excessive amount of Florida Man news, we cover the Macaroni Mafia crime family that the Millitello's started. There is a short discussion on Pringles and home defense. Come and join us as we slowly realize the world is burning slowly. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello, Insta: Millitello.tv, Twitter: Millitello2 Doof's socials twitter: D_oof Page's socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

this week unfortunately or audio file corrupted half way into the recording. Good news is we still half a shorter podcast for you this week. this is the last subject we talked about and all Millitello did was ruin our childhood, so go ahead and listen to ruin yours too. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

This week we find out none of us no anything about first aid, we discuss conspiracy theories as to why Millitello could only find one Florida Man story, and discuss some up coming games. Fun fact: turns out we will never give a spoiler warning for 8 year old games. Millitello's socials Twitter: Millitello2, insta: Millitello.tv, Twitch: Millitello, youtube: Millitello (if you wanna see our faces for some reason), Discord: ttv Millitello Page's socials twitter: thedoncoyote Doof's socials twitter: D_oof --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

Boy! OH BOY! Do we get into the science this week. Tesla, Rabies, What will kill you after rabies. It's a bundle of not science that we would all die by because why trust doctors? Millitello's socials twitter: millitello2, insta: millitello.tv, twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello (anyone can join the discord server! we areeee desperate for the memes) Page's socials twitter: thedoncoyote Doof's social's twitter: D_oof --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

This week we talked about some stuff. We laughed, we cried and we may have learned something new. If we did I don't remember what it was. join us as we discuss topics we have no right to give any advice on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support

This is the first podcast with all the boys! who knows what will come up or what we will discuss? Millitello's socials Twitter: @Millitello2, insta: @Millitello.tv, youtube: Millitello, discord: TTV MILLITELLO Doof's socials Twitter: D_OOF Page's Socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support