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Hilarious, honest and unfiltered, Race Wars with Kurt Metzger, Sherrod Small and Keren Margolis delivers a brutally funny perspective that can't be found anywhere else. Kurt, Sherrod and Keren cut through all the layers of politically correct media spin to deliver hysterical and truthful opinions on…

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small


    • Apr 22, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 351 EPISODES


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    TO CATCH A YOUTUBER Ft. CHRIS HANSEN

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 56:27


    To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen joins Sherrod and Keren to discuss the George Floyd verdict, community policing, Vladimir Putin, Chris's documentary "Onision: In Real Life" available now on Discovery+, predators, catching them, and the rise and fall and possible rise again of White Boy Rick.

    IT’S CALLED NETWORKING SWEETIE w/ Brent Hatley, Katelyn Hatley, and Dean Edwards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 62:06


    The sexual Hatley family (@brenthatley, @katelynhatley) are ethically non-monogamous (like to get their f*ck on), only attend orgies with 50% or more Black people, and have had Covid twice; the British Royal Family are literal actual Nazis (with proof); comedian Dean Edwards (@iamdeanedwards) gets to the bottom of what makes creative people tick on his awesome podcast, The Fothermuckin’ Protocol.

    EVIDENCE FROM YOUR OWN ASSHOLE w/ EVIDENCE FROM YOUR OWN ASSHOLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 66:54


    Gavin's back, and this time with the GOAT George Wallace! Gavin mostly says the opposite of what reasonable people think in order to stay on brand, and George remains the sanest person on the show. This one's a banger!

    Drunk Trump w/ Artie Lang and Ann Coulter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 101:05


    In light of last week's events we're rereleasing a classic episode. Back by popular demand, Artie Lange and Ann Coulter are in the studio for one of the wildest and most hilarious episodes yet. Kurt, Sherrod and the crew talk about Donald Trump, Ferguson, religion, Bernie Sanders getting kicked off of his own stage, and more. Artie plays "Drunk Trump!" Also Kaytlin Bailey is back in the hot seat to deliver the news. And Alex Blumberg of Gimlet Media (Startup podcast) is reluctantly tossed into the mix.

    YOU GOT THAT DICK DICK w/ Kendra Sunderland and Dave Temple

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 70:31


    Porn star and everybody’s type Kendra Sunderland’s roommate tested positive for Covid! They are quarantining separately but have already tongue kissed. Comedian Dave Temple has a new album out, The Second One, available on iTunes and Spotify! We also discuss the therapeutic value of porn, Kendra’s dream of mixed race babies, and the niceness-hotness ratio of fans.

    GOLDEN DAYS AND GONZO LAYS w/ Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 56:07


    Porn legends Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn join Keren and Sherrod to discuss Christy banging Ginger’s man and also Ginger, the good old golden days of porn vs today’s also hot but not as good weird low budget gonzo porn, being outed to your family as doing porn, and ironically refusing to cosign anybody going into porn.

    IT'S ALMOST NOT OVER w/ Tokyo Kuntpunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 46:23


    2020 stays on brand with a long, yelly election! We predict a jinxy Biden win, and comedian Tokyo Kuntpunch talks transitioning away from kayaking for money and towards doing stand-up in her living room.

    STAND BLACK, STAND DOWN w/ GAVIN McINNES

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 86:24


    Gavin falls down an Israel hole, assures us that he can still antagonize people from 6 feet away, threatens to unleash the Kraken if Trump loses the election, hates the left and despises the right, and brings his confused, old Boomer energy to the thought of women who work.

    A COVID MIRACLE w/ Curvy Mary and Kate Herman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 68:10


    Brand new porn star Curvy Mary and comedian Kate Herman join us to talk about May’s journey from the vanilla corporate to OnlyFans to porn, being outed to her family by her ex, sex onscreen vs off, policing for mental health and America’s beloved guns.

    SOMETIMES...GREAT PEOPLE RAPE PEOPLE w/ Brooke Arnold, Periel Aschenbrand

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 58:27


    Comedians Brooke Arnold and Periel Aschenbrand are one half of this amazing episode on Judge Amy Coney Barrett and her two black children we assume she picked up at Kmart for black babies, the touchiness of political rape accusations, normalizing voting indecision, the Ponzi scheme that is college, and doing comedy outdoors in the homes of the homeless.

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    BLACK PORN MATTERS w/ KING NOIRE, and JET SETTING JASMINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 59:22


    Stunningly hot porn power couple King Noire and Jet Setting Jasmine join White Daughter and Black Dad to talk about the most yellingest, least comfortable presidential debate ever, fighting racism with kinky porny sexy sex, dismantling shame, and Black people decolonizing Black sex and making it art.

    BALLS ON A ROD w/ LISA ANN, LEV FER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 91:33


    Porn star and radio host Lisa Ann and comedian Lev Fer join Sherrod and Keren to talk lockdown, the post-lockdown return of your friendly neighborhood masturbator, dating during Covid, hooking up with fans, and the pros and cons of getting blown by two strangers vs coming home to someone who knows how to make your favorite eggs.

    MAGA IS THE NEW BLACK w/ Karyn Turk and Perry Strong

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 73:07


    It’s a fiery one!! Hot blonde convicted felon Karyn Turk leads us down an Israel hole where Trump is the good guy, slavery vs the Holocaust is a weird debate but we’ll take it, and nothing unites people on both sides of the political spectrum more than hating NYC mayor and giant floppy muppet man Bill DeBlasio.

    SOMETHING OF COLOR w/ Jon Borromeo and Eli Sairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 49:31


    Everyone agrees that only nerds answer polls and they are not to be trusted, absolutely everyone refuses to call Jon the Park King, and the gang agrees that stand-up comedy is the new baseball: nobody cares about it and it’s full of Dominicans. 😝

    Jew In A Leather Jacket w/ Ralph Sutton, Hatem Gabr

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 53:01


    Sherrod expresses his displeasure at podcasts being his main hoe and stand up being his side piece! This is unnatural and wrong. Nobody trusts a weird shady October COVID vaccine. Ralph made a $500 bet that he is hoping to lose, and Keren is one Palestinian boyfriend away from flipping on Israel.

    NOT CUTE BEIRUT w/ Nataly Aukar and James Altucher

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 64:53


    Comedian and rich person James Altucher and Lebanese comic Nataly Aukar join Keren and Sherrod as Nataly describes the absolute sh*tshow happening right now in Beirut following the explosion, whose fault it is, why everything over there is so f*cked, and what the hell happens next.

    BIRTHDAYSODE w/ Dani Daniels, June Ann, Jessy Dubai

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 57:18


    It's Sherrod's birthday!!! As a present, here are 4 hot ass broads. Dani is lookin fine in Florida, the new epicenter of the pandemic; June Ann was excluded from her high school reunion for frigid porn reasons but got her revenge by launching ssssh.com; Sherrod seriously considers camming; you can't embarrass any of these girls (except Keren) because their buttholes are on the internet!

    The Quarantine 15 w/ Sarah Russo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 78:59


    Sarah gives us a little sneaky peeky at her OnlyFans live on the show; Sarah sent a sexy pic at age 12 to another 12 year old which is now a felony to look at and someone is going to jail; everyone wants to get fillers but nobody wants to look “done”; the gang debates the slippery slope from a little lips to full-blown balloon face.

    ORGAN CHECK w/ Joey Gay, Carmen Lynch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 68:34


    Joey's organs are nonstop playing him, and he had a whole ass heart attack while at the hospital for something else. Plus, nobody believes that Carmen is not white! Including us and including you. Finally, the audio on this episode is slightly tragic. We apologize! Please reach out to us personally if this has caused you to suffer and we will do little to nothing or yell at you.

    GHETTO GAGGERS, DOG FARTS AND BANG BROS w/ Sara Jay and Zainab Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 59:57


    Porn stays hella racist and Sara stays fixing it, interracial porn is slowly becoming normalized but has a long ass way to go, the sex industry is taking a massive hit from COVID, and everyone agrees that people have too much damn freedom these days!!!

    CANADA'S BALLSACK w/ Dante Nero, Jaye McBride, Richie Redding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 66:52


    Sherrod and Dante played with actual dynamite as children because they hadn’t invented toys yet, Richie Mad Maxed his way down to Florida and has the haircut to prove it, Keren got all her best white crying done during lockdown, and the debate rages over whether Chris D’Elia is creepy or just not hot!

    THREE GIRLS ONE MADAME w/ Manhattan Madame Kristin Davis, Alice Vaughn, Yvette d'Entremont

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 67:47


    Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis spills tea on disgraced former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer and dishes on her time in prison, while Two Girls One Mic hosts Yvette and Alice break down COVID myths and everybody places their bets on the November election.

    CHINGTASTIC w/ Chingy and Jackie Fabulous

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 74:59


    Jackie falls in love the second she's touched, Chingy has a thing for feet, Keren has two working feet, and the centuries-old debate of bush vs no bush rages on.

    SLAVE PATROL w/ George Wallace

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 62:59


    Comedy icon George Wallace hasn't left the house in 88 days and he blames Trump! Plus Congress is too old, the rent is too high, and comedians should be running this country (we agree).

    ICONIC TRICKSER w/ Roger Stone and Noam Dworman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 71:26


    Love him or hate him, we bring you the ICONIC Roger Stone on phonies, injustice, presidents who cheat on their wives and the batsh*t crazy 2020 election. Subscribe on YouTube for videos and clips!

    RACE WAR w/ Natassia Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 57:04


    First Covid, and now an ACTUAL RACE WAR! Between Covid and the cops, who do you choose? Hint: Covid lets you breathe once in a while. Feel free to @ us. :)

    She's Tiny, She's Emaciated And She's A Sweetheart w/ Bill Beteet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 58:46


    Bill is in lockdown in France which sounds fancy but isn't, Keren is qommited to quarantine life, and some of Sherrod's best friends are North Korean.

    Entitled Lying Psychopathic Zionist Scum w/ Judge Herb Dodell and James Altucher

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 72:27


    Judge Dodell breaks down justice during COVID, James is living his indoor dream in quarantine and Keren has jury duty PTSD.

    Lip Wars w/ Kerryn Feehan, Iris Bahr

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 58:51


    Kerryn has a menagerie of COVID boyfriends, Keren’s lips are magnificent and everyone agrees, Iris is trapped with an 8-year-old emotional terrorist, and Sherrod continues to happily ride out the virus with rich white people.

    Up Syndrome w/ Hannah Berner and Kurt Metzger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 100:05


    Kurt accidentally upset all Armenians, Hannah is the fun drunk maker outer on Summer House on Bravo, Keren has relapsed on Juul, and Sherrod confirms that the white man is the devil.

    Outside With The Hoes w/ Sam Jay, Lindsey Jennings, Celeste Jennings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 66:55


    Sam discovered she is a full ass adult, Lindsey broke quarantine for mediocre dick, Keren resents making great choices, and Sherrod's mysterious whereabouts are OUTED!!!

    Pack Of Meat w/ Beth Joy and Mya Dee

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 64:13


    Mya misses dick and survives on a diet of edibles, Beth SURVIVED COVID and will never be the same, Sherrod suffers from extreme paranoia and thinks TikTok is a Chinese conspiracy, and the mere thought of getting married online leaves Keren dry as a bone.

    Regular White Women w/ Lance Weiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 50:45


    Keren quarantines her way through heartache, Lance is holed up with his lawyer girlfriend in the woods, Sherrod exists on a diet of only Uncrustables, and everyone thinks that 2020 has truly shat the bed.

    Ass Corona w/ Joe DeVito

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 62:38


    Joe gives himself a pandemic haircut and it looks exactly how you think, Sherrod’s sickle cell Pac Mac blood makes him immune to the virus, and everyone agrees that the earth is trying to kill us all for being annoying.

    Give Lefty A Chance w/ Rebeca Rush

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 62:23


    LA comedian Rebecca Rush is staying sober in a global pandemic while Keren and Sherrod find creative ways to do not that. For video of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Fear Is A Misunderstood Friend w/ Kate Herman, Mario Zapata, and Victoria Ornstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 64:59


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Kate Herman, Mario Zapata, and Victoria Ornstein as they try to stay the proper six feet apart and Keren sanitizes everything. They discuss the worsening Covid-19 situation, fearing people's reactions not the virus, and murderous cult leaders. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Corona Nipples w/ Eli Sairs, Lindsey Jenningz, Ellis Dee, and Abby Rosenquist

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 56:47


    Sherrod and Keren try to sterilize everything in the room except the conversation during the coronavirus outbreak and are joined by Eli Sairs, Lindsey Jenningz, Ellis Dee, and Abby Rosenquist as they discuss everything shutting down in the virus hysteria, whether the coronavirus is everything it's cracked up to be, and Lindsey goes on a rant against diet culture. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Thanks For The Coitus w/ Dean David

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 63:06


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedian Dean David as they lecture him about how to treat his family and he discusses dick measuring contests in Canada and losing his virginity.

    Goy Vampire w/ Drew Picklyc, Josh Otusanya, and Eric Demory

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 63:02


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Drew Picklyc, and Josh Otusanya, as well as Eric Deory from HystEric Animations as Drew discusses Western Canada wanting to split off of Canada, Sherrod discusses Spanish Nazis, and Drew tries to convince Sherrod he should vote in the primaries. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Jews For Bernie? w/ Matt Ritter, Andre D Thompson, and Jacki Fabulous

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 58:50


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by comediansMatt Ritter, Andre D Thompson, and Jacki Fabulous as Keren describes her Mexican vacation with no Mexicans, Jackie talks about her roommate killing himself, and Andre talks about running from angry dogs in New York City.

    Gays Behind Buttigieg w/ Celeste Jennings and Jon Borromeo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 64:26


    Keren is away this week so Sherrod is joined by Celeste Jennings and chief of staff at Standup NY Jon Borromeo to discuss the New Hampshire primary and whether Pete Buttigieg is legit, Jon is excited to have asians winning at the Oscars and they discuss the toxicity of just being around Ari Shaffir.

    Planet Brooklyn w/ Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 61:58


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by a very special guest, Brooklyn borough president Eric Adams as he discusses trying to change the NYPD from the inside, Giuliani and Bloomberg, and fixing our health problems through diet changes. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Auntie Semitism w/ Kevin Gootee, Oliver Polak, and Sarah Russi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 55:45


    Sherrod and Keren are joined in the show room at Standup NY by comedians Kevin Gootee, and Oliver Polak, and camgirl and model Sarah Russi, as Oliver discusses German comedy, Sarah talks about being a cam girl while her fathers a minister, and they discuss racism in Germany. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Biden 69 w/ Remy Kassimir, Tom Cassidy, Brownie Marie, and Stephen Calabria

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 89:14


    Sherrod and Keren are joined in studio by Remy Kassimir, Tom Cassidy, Brownie Marie, and Stephen Calabria as they ask whether Abraham Lincoln was gay, they discuss Remy learning to masturbate, and they discuss the impeachment trial. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Good Luck With The White Women w/ Kirk Smith, Joe DeVito and Jocelyn Chia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 65:01


    With Keren out sick, Sherrod is joined by comedians Joe DeVito, Kirk Smith and Jocelyn Chia as Kirk discusses his childhood in El Salvador and Ecuador, Jocelyn talks about white men's inability to tell if an Asian woman is pretty, and they try to help Kirk with dating advice after his wife's death. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Canadian Blacks w/ Lance Weiss, Dionne Nicholls, Shaun Lynda, Brendan Lemon, and Jasmin St. Claire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 98:49


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by Lance Weiss, Dionne Nicholls, Shaun Lynda, Brendan Lemon, Matt Smith and Jasmin St. Claire as they discuss being black and Caribbean in Canada, Jasmine discusses her life from porn to acting, and Shaun discusses getting kicked off a plane for being black.

    The Pesky Poor Find A Way w/ Brownie Marie and Jon Borromeo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 62:54


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by journalist Brownie Marie and Standup NY chief of staff Jon Borromeo as Brownie discusses life as an Army Brat, they discuss the difference between black prom and white prom and Jon discusses class differences in the Philippines. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Smelly Foot Hour w/ Stacey Pressman and Pallavi Gunalan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 59:27


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by Stacey Pressman and Pallavi Gunalan as Stacey talks about the foot fetish parties she used to attend, Pallavi discusses quitting her PhD to pursue comedy and Stacey shares her history with eating disorders. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Alpha In An Empty Room w/ Sandrell Ross, Adrian Minkowicz, Ethan Hall, and Joe DeVito

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 70:51


    Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Sandrell Ross, Adrian Minkowicz, Ethan Hall, and Joe DeVito as they discuss how to spot the alpha in the room, how to pick up women, and the troubles of geting weed in Sweden. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Ass Eating Gentrifier

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 64:18


    It's a packed studio today as Sherrod is joined by Lindsey Jennings, Heather Marulli, Kris Fried, Hung Yung Terrarist, Bronston Jones, and Sarah Hartshorne as Hung Yung Terrarist talks about sucking dick at 7 years old, Sarah professes to not being good at sucking dick, and they discuss sleeping with fans who reached out online. For the extended version of this weeks podcast subscribe at www.patreon.com/racewars

    Thanksgiving Clip Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 45:36


    We're off this week for Thanksgiving so we've pieced together some of our favorite moments from past Race Wars with Artie Lange and Ann Coulter. Happy Thanksgiving!

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