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A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan — Episode Notes Episode: "Best Of the Week — August 17–21" Hosts: Tom and Dan | Guest: Ross McCoy, John Graham, Billy (Claremont Knights), Marlon Wayans (via Zoom) Sponsors / Ad Reads Central Homes Roofing — Family-owned Orlando roofer of 30+ years, voted #1 roofer three years running by Orlando Weekly. Free inspections/estimates, hurricane warranties, in-house (non-1099) crews, will handle small repairs other roofers skip, 4.8-star Google rating, same-day estimates, and $500 off a re-roof for Tom and Dan listeners (centralhomesroofing.com). Core Flooring — Sponsor of the Weird Job Wednesday segment; contact Corey at Core Flooring in Winter Park for flooring work. Segment Rundown Cold open: Snack Scout naming bit — Tom and Dan welcome in-studio comedian Ross McCoy and John Graham (thatguyontv.com) for the monthly food segment, riffing on rebranding John's recurring "garbage food" bit (Snack Scout, Commissioner of Junk Food, Garbage Man) before diving into product tastings. 7 Up's secret reformulation — John reveals 7 Up is quietly changing its formula (not just adding a flavor) and flipping "lemon lime" to "lime lemon" on cans, sparking nostalgia about the "7 Up Yours" campaign, the Spot mascot's Sega Genesis game, and childhood freebies like McDonald's records and Domino's Noid toys. Protein Pop-Tarts and cup noodle taste test — Dan trashes protein Pop-Tarts his wife bought; the group samples Texas Barbecue and Kansas City Barbecue cup noodles, arguing Texas vs. Carolina-style barbecue, sodium/fat content, and confusing FDA daily-value percentage labeling. Pork brains and gas station oddities — Tangent on canned pork brains in milk gravy sold at Kentucky/Indiana convenience stores, its sky-high cholesterol content, and old 7-Eleven chili-cheese cup-noodle toppings. Tombstone gluten-free potato-crust pizza — The crew tries a Tombstone loaded bacon cheddar pizza with a potato-starch gluten-free crust, spinning into a debate about how many people falsely claim gluten intolerance versus real conditions like Crohn's, plus stories of self-diagnosed sensitivities that turned out to be lifestyle-related (alcohol, shellfish). Papa John's "garlic flavored sauce" gotcha — Ross spots the fine print on a grocery-store Papa John's garlic dipping sauce revealing it's "garlic flavored," not real garlic, printed nearly invisibly on the label; leads into margarine vs. butter and the "ultra-processed food" trend, including Dan's story of overdoing it on Slim Jims as a kid. Coors Light Cheez-Its taste test — A Target-exclusive Coors Light beer-cheese Cheez-It is sampled; talk turns to favorite Cheez-It varieties (white cheddar, with burned/"extra toasty" as the house favorite) versus Goldfish, and kids outgrowing "baby food" snacks like Goldfish and Uncrustables. Homemade Caesar salad lunches — Ross describes his daughter's daily self-made Cardini's Caesar salad lunch ritual and her brand loyalty, which detours into a chat about Worcestershire sauce containing anchovies. Chips Ahoy mystery-flavor contest — The group tastes a soft-baked "mystery flavor" Chips Ahoy tied to a $25,000 guessing contest, guessing vanilla/maple/birthday cake, and debates soft-baked vs. crispy cookies and whether the campaign will flop. Peach Moon Pies and "location foods" — Peach mini Moon Pies are taste-tested, leading to a debate about foods that only belong in specific settings (s'mores only while camping, hot dogs only at cookouts, peanuts/sunflower seeds only at ballgames or while driving). Ultra-processed rebranding and vegan pranks — Talk of brands (Kellogg's dropping dyes, Utz's "three ingredients" marketing) trying to seem less processed, plus a story about a vegan family member's protein powder that turns out to just be ground peanuts. Tootsie Pop flavor-swap taste test — The crew tries new fruit-filled Tootsie Pops (blue raspberry/cherry, strawberry/lemon, green apple/watermelon), jokes about why they weren't renamed "Gordon Pops" after the family that owns them (versus the Reese family drama), and a tangent on the trucking-industry origin of the word "Gaylord" for pallet boxes. Hard candy nostalgia — Discussion of why older generations favor hard candy (fading taste buds craving sweet/salty extremes), fond memories of the "crunchy center" moment on Tootsie Pops and Blow Pops, and whether candy left out ever truly spoils. Segment wrap and plugs — John plugs thatguyontv.com and workshops a new nickname (Snack Hunter); a riff on graham crackers' inventor Sylvester Graham believing they cured alcoholism and "chronic masturbation"; plug for the Moe Comedy Jam at Orlando Funny Bone. Weird Job Wednesday: meet Billy — Segment sponsored by Core Flooring; Tom and Dan welcome Billy, a former Marine and commissioner/coach for the Claremont Knights Youth Football League, discussing his crushing handshake and his family's move from Staten Island to Clermont, Florida. Coaching rules then vs. now — Billy explains Pop Warner's shift from weight classes to an age cutoff (July 15), banned drills like the "nutcracker" and Oklahoma drill, and new safety gear like guardian caps, contrasted with the no-water, no-sympathy coaching Tom and Ross remember from their own 1980s youth football days. Finding the "dog" in young players — Billy discusses helping kids get past the fear of contact, spotting natural talent early (including a 12-year-old opponent who stood 6'8"), and the competitive instinct every kid has but must learn to control. Work ethic and parent commitment — Talk of the grueling practice schedule (up to five days a week), year-round training across football, baseball, and conditioning, Billy's daily 100-pushup rule for his son, and how he handles parent complaints about playing time (tabling them until "Monday," never game day). Fundraising for stadium lights — Billy details the Claremont Knights' $120,000 campaign to install lights at Eastridge Middle School so teams can practice later into the fall, plus the league's quiet scholarship program for kids who can't afford to play, directing listeners to claremontknights.com to donate. Refs, replay, and closing thoughts — Discussion of how paid, tested Pop Warner referees are held to a higher standard than assumed, Billy's own concussion-era playing memories versus modern protocols, and a closing reflection on coaching as a volunteer's "return on investment" through watching his kids succeed. Marlon Wayans on Scary Movie's return — Marlon Wayans joins via Zoom to discuss the new Scary Movie's $230+ million global box office and its September 5 Paramount+ streaming release, explaining why he and his siblings sat out installments 3–5 before reclaiming the franchise. Football training for the role — Marlon describes training for football scenes opposite Tyreek Hill, getting pulled off actual throwing duties by the director in favor of a body double, and getting private quarterback coaching from "Jordan Palmer's brother." Funny Bone marathon and work philosophy — Talk of Marlon's seven-show Funny Bone run (two Friday, three Saturday, two Sunday), his philosophy of constant stagecraft and studying audience reactions, and his upcoming stand-up special and touring set. Liga Tridente cigars — Marlon discusses his Honduran-made cigar brand, expanding from five to roughly 100 (soon possibly 1,000) retail locations, and how he got into the business through his ex-girlfriend's now-business-partner Victor. Family life and the Wayans clan — Marlon talks about his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, turning 54, hosting family gatherings at his house, and why the family has always turned down reality-show offers. Post-interview reflections on hustle — After the call, Tom and Dan compare Marlon's estimated net worth to his other ventures (likening him to Shaquille O'Neal's diversified business empire), debate what "trying your hardest" really means, and recall the "collard greens" bit with their producer Butler that cemented their relationship with Marlon. Key Dates / Plugs Mentioned This Friday — A BDM member is visiting the show/community from England. This weekend (Fri–Sun) — Marlon Wayans' Orlando Funny Bone run: two shows Friday, three Saturday, two Sunday. September 5 — The new Scary Movie begins streaming on Paramount+. Tickets on sale in September; event October 17 — The Moe Comedy Jam at the Orlando Funny Bone. Ongoing — Sign up for BDM membership at tomanddan.com registration for extra shows, private events, and the Facebook group. Ongoing — Donate to the Claremont Knights' stadium-lights fundraiser at claremontknights.com. Notable Guests/Callers Ross McCoy — In-studio comedian, part of the food segment and Weird Job Wednesday discussions. John Graham (thatguyontv.com) — Monthly food-segment guest bringing in unusual snack products. Billy — Weird Job Wednesday guest; commissioner and coach for the Claremont Knights Youth Football League, former U.S. Marine. 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Friday – We talk Uncrustables...and separate bank accounts, sex toys, Deb's flat tire and Jim needs a washer and dryer. Rauce Thoughts on weird takes. Prime Time Kitchen with Orlando Weekly Restaurant Critic Faiyaz Kara. Plus, JCS News, Sink or Sail, Embers Only, and Pick the Porn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The show starts with some handsome boy talk and Andy is nervous that Ryan has norovirus but Ryan insists it’s just food poisoning. The boys debate Diarhea vs puking and the social stigmas associated with each one. Ryan finds a hospital vomit accordion. There’s some debate about the romance of farting in front of your partner. Andy confuses Ryan with an incoherent text confirming recording. Andy’s hema class goes dark because they weren’t fighting hard enough to trigger the motion censor. Then he gets hit with a basketball while doing sword fighting. Ryan figures out his food poisoning came from a doodie coconut. Andy breaks down how to get a sanitary slurpee at 7-11. Then Andy talks about the new opera based homeless deterrent conscience stores are using. Ryan has another Mandela Meltdown about a Moonpie. Andy sees some amazing background actor bullshit. Ryan shares some Scary Perry extra stories. Andy meets a parent who only feeds her kid go-gurt and Uncrustables. Ryan talks about how skinny people were in the 70’s. Then Ryan talks about a special code of conduct with the mafia. Then they roast that dude who;s trying to live forever with vitamins. Then Ryan pitches putting the “interesting” guy from Love On The Spectrum together with the guy who’s trying to live forever as a reality show. Then Andy and Ryan pitch a fitness based pizza company called “Medical Pizzas”. Andy has a rabbit based psychic attack in his dreams. Then they roast boys are shocked at how much wearing a suit changes things. Then they worry about people overhearing the phrase , “mothman eating pussy”. Then Andy absolutely loses it at the idea of Ryan treating him well.

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Happy Thursday... unless you're still under 47.This episode starts with stormy weather and surprisingly good moods before spiraling into one of those classic Rizz Show conversations where absolutely nothing stays on the rails. One minute everyone's discussing thunderstorms, Jason Sklar stopping by the show, and preparations for Rizz's upcoming birthday celebration. The next minute, an unexpected study claims that 47 is the happiest age of your life, immediately putting Rizz under the microscope as the crew debates whether he's actually become a happier human being over the years.That naturally leads to a full-on birthday debate. Are you someone who celebrates for an entire week with parties, brunches, vacations, and enough cake to feed a small town? Or are you the type who hopes nobody notices your birthday at all? The crew dives into the psychology behind birthday people versus birthday avoiders, sharing stories about how their own families handled birthdays growing up and how the show's attitude toward celebrating has completely changed over the years.Along the way, they confess the embarrassing things they learned way too late in life. From believing Elton John was blind because of his sunglasses to confusing Jimmy Buffett with Warren Buffett, nobody escapes the roast. Lauren admits her biggest regret is never paying attention in history class, while everyone else piles on with stories that somehow become even more ridiculous.Then it's time for one of the greatest grocery store discussions ever recorded. Boomers' biggest complaints about modern shopping somehow evolve into a business pitch involving off-road grocery carts, dune buggies with shopping baskets, lift kits for grabbing cereal off the top shelf, Bluetooth speakers, themed vehicles, and of course, an extensive update on the latest developments in Uncrustable technology. Yes... refrigerated Uncrustables become breaking news. Yes... everyone takes it completely seriously.The chaos keeps rolling with questionable life advice passed down from older generations, hilarious family sayings that somehow stuck forever, and a continuation of yesterday's impossible moral dilemma involving crimes, saving dogs, and making the world a better place in the weirdest ways imaginable.Later, the conversation turns surprisingly wholesome as the crew discusses new research into helping dogs live healthier, longer lives. Would you pay thousands of dollars for a few more healthy years with your best friend? Everyone has a different answer, and the discussion gets unexpectedly heartfelt before immediately swerving back into shark attacks, dangerous animals across America, and why Missouri's deadliest creature isn't nearly as exciting as you'd hope.As always, the conversation refuses to stay in one lane for more than a few minutes. That's exactly what makes this daily comedy show feel like you're hanging out with friends who accidentally turn every headline into an hour of laughs, random tangents, and conversations nobody saw coming.Whether you're here for birthday debates, grocery store adventures, ridiculous hypotheticals, weird news, celebrity mentions, or the latest in frozen sandwich innovation, Episode 49 delivers another unpredictable ride from The Rizzuto Show.Thanks for listening to another daily comedy show with the crew. If you laughed, argued with the birthday takes, or immediately wanted an Uncrustable after this episode, mission accomplished.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode starts with stormy weather and surprisingly good moods before spiraling into one of those classic Rizz Show conversations where absolutely nothing stays on the rails. One minute everyone's discussing thunderstorms, Jason Sklar stopping by the show, and preparations for Rizz's upcoming birthday celebration. The next minute, an unexpected study claims that 47 is the happiest age of your life, immediately putting Rizz under the microscope as the crew debates whether he's actually become a happier human being over the years.That naturally leads to a full-on birthday debate. Are you someone who celebrates for an entire week with parties, brunches, vacations, and enough cake to feed a small town? Or are you the type who hopes nobody notices your birthday at all? The crew dives into the psychology behind birthday people versus birthday avoiders, sharing stories about how their own families handled birthdays growing up and how the show's attitude toward celebrating has completely changed over the years.Along the way, they confess the embarrassing things they learned way too late in life. From believing Elton John was blind because of his sunglasses to confusing Jimmy Buffett with Warren Buffett, nobody escapes the roast. Lauren admits her biggest regret is never paying attention in history class, while everyone else piles on with stories that somehow become even more ridiculous.Then it's time for one of the greatest grocery store discussions ever recorded. Boomers' biggest complaints about modern shopping somehow evolve into a business pitch involving off-road grocery carts, dune buggies with shopping baskets, lift kits for grabbing cereal off the top shelf, Bluetooth speakers, themed vehicles, and of course, an extensive update on the latest developments in Uncrustables technology. Yes... refrigerated Uncrustables become breaking news. Yes... everyone takes it completely seriously.The chaos keeps rolling with questionable life advice passed down from older generations, hilarious family sayings that somehow stuck forever, and a continuation of yesterday's impossible moral dilemma involving crimes, saving dogs, and making the world a better place in the weirdest ways imaginable.Later, the conversation turns surprisingly wholesome as the crew discusses new research into helping dogs live healthier, longer lives. Would you pay thousands of dollars for a few more healthy years with your best friend? Everyone has a different answer, and the discussion gets unexpectedly heartfelt before immediately swerving back into shark attacks, dangerous animals across America, and why Missouri's deadliest creature isn't nearly as exciting as you'd hope.As always, the conversation refuses to stay in one lane for more than a few minutes. That's exactly what makes this daily comedy show feel like you're hanging out with friends who accidentally turn every headline into an hour of laughs, random tangents, and conversations nobody saw coming.Whether you're here for birthday debates, grocery store adventures, ridiculous hypotheticals, weird news, celebrity mentions, or the latest in frozen sandwich innovation, Episode 49 delivers another unpredictable ride from The Rizzuto Show.Sometimes the show writes itself... and sometimes history, celebrity news, and complete nonsense all decide to show up at the exact same time.On today's episode of The Rizzuto Show, the crew kicks things off with "This Day in History," featuring everything from the first electric chair execution to the anniversary of the Enola Gay mission, classic Beatles releases, MTV nostalgia, Pineapple Express, Hamilton, and a whole lot more. It's somehow educational... if your history teacher had severe ADHD.The crew also takes a heartfelt moment to remember St. Louis jewelry legend John Reusch, whose impact stretched far beyond engagement rings. Rizz and Moon share personal stories about what made him such a special part of so many families' biggest moments, making this one of the most genuine conversations you'll hear on the show.Then it's back to the chaos.Lern brings a stacked edition of Crap on Celebrities featuring Weezer's newest single, the unexpected return of the New Radicals after decades away, Queens of the Stone Age inviting fans to literally call and complain, Deftones climbing the charts again thanks to Netflix, and a surprisingly honest conversation about Whoopi Goldberg's massive paycheck from The View.Things only get weirder from there.The crew dives into the upcoming O.J. Simpson documentary that explores the bizarre hidden-camera prank show that almost became something entirely different. They somehow spiral into discussing obscure cult movies like Gentlemen Broncos, reality TV addictions, BMW dashboards serving advertisements, Charlie Sheen's brand-new podcast, and whether anyone actually wants more access to the show via a complaint hotline.Naturally, the episode wraps the only way The Rizzuto Show knows how—with celebrity birthdays, one of the most ridiculous porno birthdays ever, and enough sarcasm to keep everyone employed another day.If you love ridiculous conversations that somehow mix heartfelt moments with celebrity nonsense, weird news, music, movies, and pop culture, you've found your people.This daily comedy show delivers everything from celebrity gossip to bizarre history lessons, random rabbit holes, and the kind of conversations that somehow make perfect sense before 10 a.m.Whether you're listening on the drive to work, pretending to work, or hiding from responsibilities altogether, thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show and home for unpredictable conversations, St. Louis humor, and the kind of comedy that absolutely shouldn't work... but somehow always does.If today's episode made you laugh, share it with a friend who also appreciates complete conversational whiplash.An unexpectedly wholesome note with stories that restore your faith in humanity. A Wisconsin man hands over the keys to his SUV so a stranded rock band can finish its tour. A father and son complete an entire year of playing catch every single day. A tiny Chihuahua's strange habit helps detect a dangerous illness before it's too late. It's the kind of start that makes you think everyone on the show is about to become better people.That feeling doesn't last long.The crew immediately launches into another round of the legendary Bean Boozled "Good or Gross" game, where listeners win concert tickets while the show risks tasting everything from rotten eggs and boogers to barf, toothpaste, dirty dishwater and dead fish. Somehow, against all odds, this becomes one of the luckiest rounds they've ever played... although luck is a relative term when toothpaste counts as a win.The conversation only gets weirder from there.How much money would you need before willingly giving up inches of your height forever? Would you become Danny DeVito-sized for a million dollars? Would you sacrifice ten inches for fifty million? The crew debates every ridiculous scenario while discovering everyone values their height a little differently.Then things unexpectedly get surprisingly honest when listener emails spark a conversation about saying "I love you" first in a relationship. How long is too long to wait for someone to say it back? What happens if they never do? One listener's real-life story turns into one of the more thoughtful discussions of the episode before everyone quickly returns to making fun of each other.Listener emails also inspire debates about fake email addresses for stores that insist on collecting your information, why prescription medications deserve cooler superhero names, and whether our parents' inability to throw anything away is simply leftover survival instinct passed down through generations.Like every daily comedy podcast, the episode bounces effortlessly between heartfelt stories, ridiculous games, bizarre hypotheticals, listener interaction and nonstop sarcastic commentary that somehow keeps the entire morning moving.Whether you're here for the disgusting Bean Boozled reactions, the hilarious debates, the weird listener emails or simply looking for your next daily comedy podcast, Episode 158 delivers another completely unpredictable morning with The Rizzuto Show. If your favorite kind of entertainment is watching grown adults argue about shrinking themselves for millions of dollars while trying not to throw up from jelly beans that taste like fish, congratulations—you've found your people.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Why 47 is the age you hit peak happiness, according to sciencePeople Are Sharing The One Thing They Learned Way Late In Life, And It's Hilariously RelatableUncrustables Just Made A Big Change That PB&J People Will AppreciateWild list shows which animal is most likely to kill you based on the state you live inMillennials Are Sharing The Worst Advice They've Ever Received From Boomers And My Mouth Is AgapeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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- Jordan Walker's Home Run Derby heroics- Thoughts on Netflix's coverage- KC and Nate's Uncrustables punishment- All-Star Game reactions- MLB's “Sandlot” production- Zack Hample back at it again- QOTW: Would you give a milestone HR back?- DRAFT: Best Ballpark FeaturesListen/watch: https://bio.link/threeohtakePATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/threeohtake“THREEOHTAKE” for 10% off your Chinook Seedery order: https://www.chinookseedery.com/discount/THREEOHTAKE"THREEOHTAKE" for $20 off your first SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.com/

Stand-Up On The Spot! Featuring completely improvised sets from & Jeremiah Watkins. No material. Comedians create Stand-Up On The Spot off audience suggestions. Everything is covered from America's Got Talent to Las Vegas weddings, Door Dash, The Kardashian Curse, Uncrustables and more!  Jeremiah Watkins you know from Trailer Tales, Dr. Phil Live, his special DADDY, and as the host and creator of Stand-Up On The Spot. Wee Man can be seen starring in Jackass: Best and Last in theaters on June 26th! Libbie Higgins is co-host of the Trailer Tales podcast, and hosts Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program as well as co-hosts Slop City. Drew Lynch has multiple specials you can watch on youtube, was a runner up on America's Got Talent, and headlines theaters across the country. Asif Ali can be seen starring in the new season of Deli Boys on Hulu and has appeared in Wandavision, The New Girl and more. Follow the Comedians! Jeremiah Watkins  @jeremiahwatkins   @TrailerTalesPod   @standupots  https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup Jason "Wee Man" Acuña https://www.instagram.com/iamweeman Go see Jackass: Best and Last in theaters! Libbie Higgins  @LibbieHiggins  https://www.instagram.com/libbiehiggins_ Drew Lynch  @TheDrewLynch  https://www.instagram.com/thedrewlynch Asif Ali  @alicomedy  https://www.instagram.com/alicomedy Stand-Up On The Spot https://www.instagram.com/standupots  @standupots  #1HourSpecial #StandupComedy #IanFidance #JeremiahWatkins #StandUpOnTheSpot #SOTS #killtony #WeeMan #Jackass #LibbieHiggins #DrewLynch #AsifAli Sponsored by: Blue Chew Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code SPOT @ http://BlueChew.com/ Interested in sponsoring the show? Email standupots@gmail.com for inquiries SOTS: Wee Man, Libbie Higgins, Drew Lynch, Asif Ali & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 99

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In hour four, there's a new PB&J sandwich making headlines called “JAMs” and it's going to rival Hoch's favorite snack. Does LeBron still command the free agent market? Plus, the reality of the Dolphins receiver room is setting in.

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On the eve of Abe's Big Detroit Adventure we're here to discuss a bad New York Times opinion piece, bad food products for children being marketed to adults, bad movies, and other bad things, probably. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!Show RundownOpen — The Biffler refuses to release the files11:49 — The New York Times tells the world that the Jews are eating the cats, doing other things with the dogs46:08 — Uncrustables being advertised to so-called grown-ups58:50 — Did CBS News' Senior National Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off A Good One?1:03:47 — Fuck Ole Miss Week1:06:09 — Wrap-up! I Love Boosters, Mortal Kombat 2, Postseason youth baseball decisionsRelevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

What's the soul of your brand? And why might it be the secret to unlocking a new chapter of growth for your company? Today, David sits down with Mark Smucker. He's the CEO and Chair of The J.M. Smucker Company, which is home to iconic brands like Smucker's, Folgers, Uncrustables, Hostess, and Milk Bone. And he's obsessed with understanding the soul of a brand. By knowing what his brands truly stand for, he and his team can make smarter creative decisions, take the right risks, and keep growing even when consumer tastes shift. If you want a brand that's relevant, authentic, and successful, don't miss this episode.  You'll also learn: The question Mark asks before making any creative decision How to make your core values more than just a list of ideals Why it took 10 years to scale Uncrustables (hint: it involves bread bubbles) The marketing principle that put Ludacris in a JIF commercial Take your learning further. Get proven leadership advice from these (free!) resources: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The How Leaders Lead App⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠: A vast library of 90-second leadership lessons to stay sharp on the go  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Daily Insight Emails⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠: One small (but powerful!) leadership principle to focus on each day Whichever you choose, you can be sure you'll get the trusted leadership advice you need to advance your career, develop your team, and grow your business.

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On a Monday Drive WD breaks down the Panther's draft picks, talks about the best things he saw this weekend, the worst teams in the MLB, and the winners and losers of the NFL Draft.

Blake and Eric recap their week at the radio stations, then jumped into the wildest stories making headlines — Ben Affleck gave Jennifer Lopez his entire share of their $60 million mansion for free, the Artemis II crew came back to Earth and got hooked up with a lifetime supply of Uncrustables (we asked what YOU would want forever), the FAA is recruiting gamers to become air traffic controllers, Gen Z's “soft socializing” trend and their rising use of substances for work stress, plus Colombia finally moving forward with culling Pablo Escobar's invasive “cocaine hippos.” All the dumb, zero filter. Go give it a listen and drop a comment with what you'd want a lifetime supply of!#BigDumbPodcast #Episode14

Instagram Reels is thriving, TikTok is pointless, and Facebook Reels is dead.---Listen in as we break down baseball's new challenge system, Dane shares a pivotal life moment, and Samuel reveals little-known facts about the Masters.---Additionally, we surprise Michael Fuller with a quick interview.---If you want an Until Next Week Podcast shirt shipped to you for $30, email untilnextweekpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram. ---Please follow our Instagram & TikTok to stay updated on all things podcast and make sure to send us a voice message via Instagram DM to be featured on one of our next episodes.https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on both Spotify and Apple for a chance to be mentioned on a future episode.---SUPPORT DANE: [Please send us a DM with your name and amount if you decide to donate for tracking purposes] https://hillcityglobal.managedmissions.com/MyTrip/danebiesemeyer1---Get $5 off 2 Friday Pickleball Paddles (or $10 off 1 Aura Paddle): [MUST CLICK LINK BELOW]https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off your order for a Bloom Card with the following code: SAMUEL14434https://bloom.inc---Key words for the algorithm: Clean Podcast, Clean Comedy, Friday Pickleball, Ghostrunners Podcast, Correct Opinions Podcast, Tim Hawkins Podcast, Becoming Something Podcast, Youth Group Chronicles Podcast, Almost Athletes Podcast with Dude Perfect, Pickleball, Skate Parties, Birthday Parties, Easter, Avoiding Taxes, ABS Challenge Sytem, Babies of America, & Uncrustables.

HR3 - Bijan Robinson's contract extension with Falcons will likely reset RB market In hour three Mike Johnson, Beau Morgan, and Ali Mac quickly touch on some of the biggest headlines around the local and national sports scene, continue to recap and react Rory McIlroy winning The Masters for the second straight year, explain why they think Rory's second Masters win makes him the greatest golfer of his generation, continue to react to the news that the Atlanta Falcons have picked up running back Bijan Robinson's fifth-year contract option, talk about how the Artemis II crew is getting a lifetime supply of Uncrustables, continue to recap and react to the Atlanta Braves winning their three game home series against the Cleveland Guardians with a 13-1 win in the rubber match last night on Sunday Night baseball, talk about how Atlanta is now the only team left in MLB that hasn't lost a series yet this season, explain why they think the Braves 10-6 record despite missing some key players proves the team has quality depth, and then close out hour three by answering people's questions about anything in the Morning Mailbag!

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Good Morning BT with Bo Thompson and Beth Troutman | Wednesday, April 8th, 2026. 6:05 Beth’s Song of the Day 6:20 Guest: Theresa Payton (Cyber Security Expert) - Iranian hackers using A.I. | A.I. reshaping the job market 6:35 Developing: Two week ceasefire agreement reached in Iran war 6:50 RAM Biz Update; Bernie's Uncrustable injustice 7:05 Nick Craig offers his legal expertise in Bernie's quest for redemption 7:20 WBT text line talks minor inconveniences that ruin your day 7:35 Minor inconveniences cont. 7:50 Winterble Wednesday: Crossing the streams with Brett Winterble 8:05 Guest: Senator Thom Tillis - Thoughts on U.S./Iran ceasefire 8:20 Not enough time to be fair with another caller 8:35 Guest: Prof. Scott Huffmon (Poli-Sci Professor at Winthrop) - Ceasefire agreement with Iran 8:50 Prof. Scott Huffmon cont. - Midterm results 9:05 New UNC Coach Mike Malone press conference 9:20 Hornets postseason outlook, NBA on NBC covers Hornets vs Celtics 9:35 Replay: Theresa Payton 9:50 Show wrapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a masterclass in overconfidence, poor decisions, and somehow… peanut butter and jelly becoming the most heated debate of the day.It kicks off with the universal lie we've all told ourselves: “I can fix that.” One YouTube video later and suddenly you're at the hardware store dropping hundreds of dollars on tools you'll use exactly once—before calling a professional anyway. The crew shares their own DIY disasters, including half-finished repairs, plumbing nightmares, and the sacred tradition of yelling “hold the flashlight” while nobody holds it correctly. It's relatable. It's painful. It's exactly why this is a funny podcast.Then, like all great conversations, things take a hard left turn into peanut butter and jelly territory. Not just a casual mention—no, this becomes a full-blown breakdown of flavors, techniques, bread choices, and whether Uncrustables are a gift to humanity or a pre-packaged cry for help. Grape vs. strawberry. Homemade vs. store-bought. Crunchy vs. smooth. And somehow, Captain Crunch enters the chat like it belongs there.Just when you think things can't get more ridiculous, the crew dives into Match Up With Moon, where trivia questions expose just how confident—and wildly incorrect—everyone can be. From tool brands to planet rotations to Apple slogans that absolutely no one gets right, it's a beautiful disaster of guesses, second-guessing, and full-on chaos. The kind of chaos that makes this a funny podcast worth coming back to every day.By the end, you'll have learned nothing useful about DIY, way too much about PB&J preferences, and witnessed a trivia round that spirals into complete nonsense. In other words, a perfectly normal episode of this funny podcast.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.71-year-old Massachusetts school bus driver fired after allegedly urinating inside bus with students on boardParents Are Yelling One Name to Stop Tantrums—and it's WorkingSTANK KITTY Nail Tech Had To Tell Client The Smell Wasn't Her Feet… It Was Her 'Hello Kitty' That Hadn't Seen Soap In DaysNational Film and Sound Archive of Australia Adds ‘Succulent Chinese Meal' GuyMeet Sunflare, the New Apple That Could Rival HoneycrispHershey says it will shift back to classic Reese's recipe after backlashCheez-It Brand Celebrates 100 Years With Limited Cheez-Itennial CakesMissouri police officer hailed as a hero for saving driver from burning carEmbarrassed by that old Gmail username you have? You can now change itSchool Forced to Replace Toilets After Kids Flush VapesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever watched one YouTube tutorial and suddenly believed you could rewire your house, fix plumbing, and emotionally recover from it? Yeah… same. This episode of The Rizzuto Show spirals from DIY confidence straight into “call a professional immediately” territory.From Moon yelling about flashlight etiquette like every dad in history, to Rizz admitting he took apart a dishwasher and immediately regretted his life choices, this funny podcast episode is basically a cautionary tale disguised as entertainment. Also, shoutout to King Scott for allegedly jackhammering his own house like a man possessed.And then… it happens. The debate. Peanut butter and jelly. Grape vs. strawberry. Uncrustables vs. “I'm better than that.” It gets heated. Friendships are tested. Sandwich science is questioned. And somehow we learn PB&J used to be fancy. Yeah, we're confused too.If you've ever:Thought “I got this” and absolutely did NOT have thisArgued about sandwich ingredients like it's a personality traitOr yelled “HOLD THE LIGHT!” at someone who immediately failed youCongrats — you belong here.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The radio voice of the Florida Panthers provides an Panthers update with Doug Plagens followed by his thoughts on Uncrustables.

In hour three, the top 10 most popular orange soda brands. The Kel'el Ware vs Victor Wembanyama matchup didn't live up to the hype. Plus, a Panthers update with Doug Plagens followed by his thoughts on Uncrustables.

Heat fans want to follow the Spurs rebuild model but tanking doesn't guarantee Wemby. Everyone wants to see Tiger Woods back at The Masters except Solana. Panthers update with Doug Plagens followed by his thoughts on Uncrustables.

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In hour four, Duke wins the game by 6 points but does not cover our 6.5 point spread. We're not happy. Plus, Hoch's take about Uncrustables that might be his best take ever.

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Dunkin's 48-ounce drink bucket, men being more afraid of the dentist than women, a State of the Union music montage, PB&J and Uncrustables, the United States of Awesomeville, the 10 most welcoming cities, Riley got her SAD lamp, a Chinese New Year stuffed fire horse, random facts — plus the latest news and sports. 

Send a textWhich snack would you like to popsicle? In this episode, Chad Daugherty joins Zac and the crew for a conversation that starts with dad-life fitness in the “llama lift lair” and ends with a practical blueprint for building a healthy, sustainable volunteer culture.Let's talk about the wild world of Gen Alpha — deodorant before rec, ball pumps on standby, and a suspicious loyalty to red Doritos. Then everything shifts when a middle schooler asks a deceptively deep question: Why does the Bible use so many bread images for God?Suddenly, frozen Uncrustables become a doorway to manna, the Bread of Life, communion, and daily dependence on God.That pivot — from silly to sacred — is youth ministry in a nutshell.

You're listening to Burnt Toast! We are Virginia Sole-Smith and Corinne Fay.Today our conversation is with Kim Baldwin, the newest member of the Burnt Toast team.Kim is the former digital editor for the Nashville Scene. Her culture writing can be found in places like the Nashville Scene, Parnassus Books' Musings and on her Substack. Kim has interviewed folks like Sarah Sherman, Trixie Mattel, John Waters, Samantha Irby and Tess Holliday.Originally a blogger, Kim started The Blonde Mule in 2006 and later turned her popular interview series “These My Bitches” into a podcast called Ladyland. Kim writes a weekly newsletter about books and pop culture, teaches social media classes and is a frequent conversation partner for author events in Nashville.If you enjoy this conversation, a paid subscription is the best way to support our work!Join Burnt Toast

"I cant teach him to be a man, thats your job."70mm celebrates BLACK HISTORY MONTH with John Singleton's BOYZ N THE HOOD. We also talk about WUTHERING HEIGHTS, Proto watching WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, and slime watching SEND HELP and WOLF LAKE. In the uncut portion of the episode we discuss the recent resurgence of UNCRUSTABLES and slime's son watching EYES WIDE SHUT.Chapters:(00:00:00) Introductions + Milk(00:06:12) What we watched(00:26:05) Boyz n the Hood(01:08:44) Next weekSupport the 70mm Patreon to join our VHS Village Discord and access exclusive episodes in the 70mm Vault which includes over 70 movies! Signing up for the Patreon also get your own membership card, member-only discounts on merch, and the ability to vote on future episodes!Don't forget you can visit our website to shop our storefront to buy prints and merch, follow us on Letterboxd, email the show, and much more.70mm is a ⁠TAPEDECK⁠ podcast, along with our friends at ⁠BAT & SPIDER⁠,  ⁠The Letterboxd Show⁠, Austin Danger Pod, ⁠Escape Hatch⁠, ⁠Will Run For...⁠, ⁠Lost Light⁠, ⁠The Movie Mixtape⁠, and ⁠Twin Vipers⁠.(Gone but not forgotten; ⁠Cinenauts⁠ + ⁠FILM HAGS⁠.) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Support us at https://buymeacoffee.com/whiskeytangent Round 1 – Rusty Nail: Scotch, Drambuie Round 2a – Rob Roy: Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Bitters Round 2b – Bobby Burns: Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Benedictine Round 3 – The Churchill: Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Cointreau, Lime juice Round 4 – The Modern: Scotch, Sloe Gin, Lemon juice, Sugar, Absinthe, Orange Bitters Tangents: Sue and Gabe join us for an evening of Scocktail goodness! • Have YOU tried a Rusty Nail? • Ed's solution is always more whiskey • Sue's new rule for Quiskey: You lose, you die • We don't have taunting penalties • Does Scott remember 1894? • Sue has a problem with apostrophes • yes, Yes, YES!!! • Gabe wants a Haggis-rimmed cocktail • Are we heavy whiskey drinkers? • Sue likes to drink Fireball behind the 7-11 • William Phallus (rhymes with Wallace) • Ed didn't see the opening • Uncrustables and funyons and tots, oh my! • Winston Churchill loved dreadful whisky • Ed likes to play Splash the Scotch • The Quiskey names are the best part of Quiskey • #agaveous • There's an absence of absinthe • Gabe served a “slow” gin to a wedding guest • Make it right next time, Scott, kthanxbye • Pat is a verb • Sue suffers from sueus interruptus • “Swatting Biplanes” is a great band name Music Credits: Whiskey on the Mississippi, On Hold for You, Master of the Feast, Gregorian Chant, Court of the Queen, and Five Card Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod from https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

In this episode, the gang starts off by discussing New Year's resolutions, plant rescue nightmares, and the joys of Uncrustables. Jackie finishes out the episode by recounting the mysterious case of Stacy Arras.Sources:https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/foia/upload/released-files-for-stacy-arras-case.pdfhttps://mshort.substack.com/p/stacy-arras-teenager-goes-missing-15ahttps://www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/local-news/missing-teen-yosemite-1981/https://www.strangeoutdoors.com/mysterious-stories-blog/stacey-arrashttps://missing411.com/

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Send us a textAaron's done playing nice. In this scorched-earth solo rant, the Ones Ready silverback goes full throttle on cones, meme-lords, and anyone dumb enough to trash the new Zulu Course before it even starts. Peaches and Trent are off the mic, which means there's no filter—just pure truth bombs, sarcasm, and veteran rage.Aaron breaks down why the Zulu Course is actually the biggest step forward for Air Force Special Warfare training—and why today's wannabes are embarrassing themselves online instead of preparing for real work. He's got words for the “day-one quitters,” the recruiters cutting corners, and the soft generation that confuses sarcasm for trauma.This isn't motivation. It's a wake-up call. If you're one of the cones crying about haircuts and Uncrustables, grab a mirror and a helmet—because Aaron's not pulling punches.⏱️ Timestamps: 00:00 – “Fix Your Own Problems” – The brutal intro nobody asked for. 02:30 – Peaches plugs tasty gummies & chaos ensues. 04:50 – “I Can't Believe You Made Me Defend the Air Force” – Aaron vs. the internet. 07:00 – The Zulu Course decoded: what actually happens in each block. 09:30 – Radios, medicine, mission planning—why this pipeline hits harder. 18:40 – The day-one quitter conspiracy. Recruiters, take notes. 25:00 – How the Zulu Course builds killers, not complainers. 38:00 – Aaron's full-auto rant at cones and meme pages. 50:00 – “Soft. Entitled. Unserious.” – The speech every candidate should hear. 1:02:00 – Reality check: you're not ready. Fix it. 1:09:00 – Final message: shut up, show up, and earn it.

J.M. Smucker is suing Trader Joe's over trademark infringement, accusing the company of copying its pre-made Uncrustables peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches. WSJ's Jesse Newman explores the battle over PB&Js is part of a broader anxiety for Big Food over the rise of private-label products. Ryan Knutson hosts. Further Listening:- Food Fight: PepsiCo vs. Carrefour- Kraft Heinz's Big BreakupSign up for WSJ's free What's News newsletter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Perryville radio DJ ‘Kevy Kev' dies after contracting West Nile virus - https://www.stlpr.org/health-science-environment/2025-10-10/perryville-radio-dj-kevy-kev-dies-after-contracting-west-nile-virusRene Knott parts ways with KSDK in sudden split - https://www.stlmag.com/news/rene-knott-resigned-ksdk/Tim Ezell shares change in diagnosis during absence - https://fox2now.com/news/missouri/tim-ezell-provides-update-on-his-health-amid-absence/Ace Frehley KISS, Peter Criss, Paul Stanley Memorialize Rock Icon - https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/17/ace-frehley-remembered-by-kiss-peter-criss-after-death/Woman Allegedly Changes Eye Color While Pregnant so Her Child is Born with Blue Eyes -https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/woman-allegedly-changes-eye-color-while-pregnant-so-her-child-is-born-with-blue-eyes.html#google_vignetteBrain Surgeon Accused of Letting Her 12-Year-Old Daughter Drill into Patient's Skull During Emergency Surgery - https://people.com/brain-surgeon-accused-letting-daughter-drill-patients-head-emergency-surgery-11830827STL Toasted at City Foundry STL closing later this month - https://www.stlmag.com/dining/stl-toasted-closing-at-city-foundry-stl-later-this-month/Arby's Is Being Sued for Allegedly Deceiving Its Customers - https://www.allrecipes.com/arbys-lawsuit-oct-2025-11827099Smucker sues Trader Joes over ‘crustless' PB&J sandwiches which resemble iconic Uncrustables - https://nypost.com/2025/10/15/business/smucker-sues-trader-joes-over-crustless-pbampj-sandwiches-which-resemble-iconic-uncrustables/Influencers bashed for forcing Starbucks baristas to make their fall-themed lattes inside carved-out pumpkins: ‘Health violation' - https://nypost.com/2025/10/16/lifestyle/customers-are-bringing-pumpkins-to-starbucks-in-place-of-a-cup-in-annoying-new-trend/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justices heard arguments Wednesday over a case concerning a key provision of the Voting Rights Act related to congressional district maps in Louisiana. Lawrence Hurley, senior Supreme Court reporter for NBC News, discusses how the pending decision could drastically change voting maps in the South. Journalists from major news outlets refused to sign onto a new policy restricting who they can talk to and what type of information they can report on at the Pentagon. Melissa Korn, deputy bureau chief for media at the Wall Street Journal, explains how the move upends decades of standard practice at the Department of Defense. An investigation by the Washington Post reveals how the Department of Veterans Affairs' disability program is fraught with shady and sometimes fraudulent claims. Craig Whitlock, investigative reporter at the Post, breaks down how the program became a target for fraud. Plus, a federal judge temporarily blocked the administration’s firing of federal workers during the shutdown, why Trump authorized CIA operations in Venezuela, and a legal battle over Uncrustables. Today’s episode was hosted by Shumita Basu.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most hated rock songs, woman flew from NYC to Florida to kill ex's new GF, woman banned from airline after attacking crew, woman attacked and bit cop, teens did donuts on the beach, Girl Scout helped save dad's life, 101-year-old woman still works 6 days a week, MLB playoffs, woman got fired after being Karen at baseball game, baseball players switched hotels due to ghosts, Pope Leo reacts to ‘Go Cubs' shout, deli sees boost after shoutout from Jason Kelce, Kevin Federline book, celebs who have ruined their reputation, Minnesota man harasses woman on Florida beach, hospital employee caught installing hidden cameras, man got nude at a home, man stopped with hand-drawn license plate, drive-thru pharmacy employees shot, what small fight have you gotten into with your partner?, woman hit by 2 cars, police bust prostitution ring, kids think school dances are stupid now, Walmart letting customers shop with ChatGPT, Uncrustables suing Trader Joe's, suspects arrested after using AirTags to follow and attack victims, and more!This episode of Dave & Chuck is brought to you in part by Profluent http://bit.ly/4fhEq5lSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most hated rock songs, woman flew from NYC to Florida to kill ex’s new GF, woman banned from airline after attacking crew, woman attacked and bit cop, teens did donuts on the beach, Girl Scout helped save dad’s life, 101-year-old woman still works 6 days a week, MLB playoffs, woman got fired after being Karen at baseball game, baseball players switched hotels due to ghosts, Pope Leo reacts to ‘Go Cubs’ shout, deli sees boost after shoutout from Jason Kelce, Kevin Federline book, celebs who have ruined their reputation, Minnesota man harasses woman on Florida beach, hospital employee caught installing hidden cameras, man got nude at a home, man stopped with hand-drawn license plate, drive-thru pharmacy employees shot, what small fight have you gotten into with your partner?, woman hit by 2 cars, police bust prostitution ring, kids think school dances are stupid now, Walmart letting customers shop with ChatGPT, Uncrustables suing Trader Joe’s, suspects arrested after using AirTags to follow and attack victims, and more! This episode of Dave & Chuck is brought to you in part by Profluent http://bit.ly/4fhEq5l

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