Rain Stops Play

45 minutes of very swear-y rubbish.

The usual high-quality rubbish.

A deep dive the minds of a couple of middle-aged weirdos.

WARNING: Contains thematic elements, pervasive vulgar language, crude sexual humor and nauseating food-related references. Listener discretion is advised.

DISCLAIMER: This episode contains adult humor and the kind of banter that gets people fired. Do not listen unless you're prepared to be offended by a couple of buffoons being very naughty.

Featuring... Mysophonia, OCD, What's My Bush Quiz, Space, Job Update, Mask Glare, Sport and Much More! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's an All New Sizzling Hot Summer Bumper Edition of EAR CORN! I mean... RAIN STOPS PLAY in which the lads pool their immense knowledge of football over the decades to dissect the England-Italy Euro 2020 Final! Also... Some Other Stuff! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

TRIGGER WARNING! Today's episode contains references to concepts that might fry your brain if you have recently partaken in mind-altering substances. Also... DUST, WEATHER REPORT, ZOMBIES, WIMBLEDON, LOTR, WORST MOVIES EVER. Contains LOTS of swearing. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In today's show we talk about Channel 4 documentary 'The Anti-Vax Conspiracy,' new Army of the Dead revelations, softball anger, firing guns in celebration, the first thing we'll do when the pandemic is over and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Axis of Idle presents RAIN STOPS PLAY: Episode 53 in which the chaps review some telly shows (Lupin and Shadow & Bone,) discuss NFTs, ponder sniffing Nike shoes and Simon Hook asks "Why does vegetarian bacon look like that?" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Inside today's Bumper Edition of Rain Stops Play... On The Hook with Simon Hook, Hester's Testers and heavy-spoiler reviews of Army of the Dead and Line of Duty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

More waffle from The Axis of Idle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A Case of Sour Grapes brought to you by The Axis of Idle. In which the lads discuss Eurovision, Work (or the lack of,) Doomed Projects and reveal deep and dark secrets from their sordid pasts. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Inside today's Rain Stops Play: Dissecting 'The Stowaway;' Re-making Classic Movies; Shielding Aliens; Ooh The Weather and More! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In a change from normal programming, Bruce Windwood interviews co-host Mark Crozer about his success with WWE hit song 'Live In Fear' aka 'Let Me In.' --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring: Social Media Ad Gripes, News From Space, Creative Chat, The Tease of Possibilities (Part 2,) Corn or Cock and and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring: Cancel Culture Chat, Twins, Car Wreck Stories, Morally Questionable Social Experiments and More! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Want to listen to two middle-aged men (one of whom is especially disgruntled this week) carping and bitching about... well, pretty much everything? Then you've come to the right place. Topics covered this week include: Relationships, Doctor Who supporting actors, face mask pollution, birds of England, struggling to be creative, ooh the weather, being broke. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring... Doctor Doolittle! What Makes You Tick? 18 Percent Prince Philip Content! The Pied Piper! This Vehicle Is Reversing! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The non-musical version of the show with the usual mix of current affairs and profane banter. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's another slab of Rain Stops Play featuring the usual mix of serious deliberation and profane guff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is the latest episode of RSP which - for licensing rights reasons - doesn't feature any of the tunes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Inside this week's sizzling hot issue of RAIN STOPS PLAY!* Hero Of The Week! On The Hook with Simon Hook! Bible Study! Jobs Jobs Jobs! PLUS A Massive Pair of Tits (namely Mark Crozer and Bruce Windwood!) *Recently voted the world's 799,987th Favorite Podcast! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Following a protracted absence the lads are back with the usual tomfoolery. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Axis of Idle is pleased to bring you your weekly hit of Rain Stops Play featuring another ruddy Bible Study and some not very good answers to some excellent questions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A shorter than normal (though no less potent) dose of Rain Stops Play for your ears only.

The Axis of Idle Presents... more tomfoolery, shenanigans, hijinks and analysis of another puzzling passage of The Good Book (TM.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Mark and Bruce continue their merciless shredding of the Old Testament, answer the question "are men basically useless?" and more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In which Mark and Bruce ponder life after 50; the pros and cons of wrestling angels; what it would be like to be Kate Bush or Jesus; and how they would cope in a world run by horses. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring... Blasphemous Bible Study, Hester's Testers, On The Hook with Simon Hook, the Rain Stops Play Tips for a Better Life and an exclusive preview of a new song from Mark called 'What You Mean To Me.' --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Ghosts of Christmas Past are here once again to deliver a sack-load of swearing and all the festive cheer you'd expect from The Axis of Idle. Merry Bloody Christmas. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The fellas continue their merciless desecration of The Good Book and get hoodwinked by that Impish Instigator of Interrogation Simon Hook. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Axis of Idle Presents.... Another bleeding episode of Rain Stops Play with Mark and Bruce. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

All the usual gubbins from the Axis of Idle: On The Hook with Simon Hook, Hester's Testers, Blasphemous Bible Study, Getting To Know You and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Brought to you by the Axis of Idle and Jesus Christ Butter -"The Purest of All Butters" - it's another episode of Rain Stops Play. Inside this week's sizzling hot edition: On The Hook with Simon Hook, Getting To Know Your Host and another Blasphemous Bible Study. We're definitely going to Hell. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring an in-depth look at the week's news, another irreverent Bible Study, Hester's Testers and On The Hook with Simon Hook. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

More Hester's Testers, Getting To Know Your Host, On The Hook and the chaps continue to tear their way through the Good Book with gay abandon. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

From the team who brought you The Knitting Circle of Doom, Scented Candle: The Movie and Accidental Death of a Hamster we proudly present EPISODE 25: The Podcast Episode! Filled with jammy goodness including (but not limited to) Hester's Testers! On The Hook with Simon Hook! Get To Know Your Host The Most By Drilling Into Their Head! Bible Study with Bruce and Mark, and Some Other Stuff! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring On The Hook with Simon Hook, Hester's Testers, Chimney Chat and a song from Mark's new album "In Another Time." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The usual mix of serious discussion and inane banter. This week... Rethink. Reskill. Reboot. What's really going on here? Plus the Lockdown Lowdown, Mark's Shopping Addiction and On The Hook with Simon Hook. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring the usual nincompoopery and a trifecta of You Don't Have To Be A Celebrity Questions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

More second class chit chat from The Axis of Idle, including You Don't Have To Be A Celebrity Question Time and more. Mark would like to apologize for mistakenly saying that the French word for 'crow' is 'carreau.' This is obviously utter nonsense and the correct word for 'crow' is 'corbeau.' Thank you for your patronage. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring School Rant, What's Your Favourite Number? and a moment of pretty blooming serious chat about disgraced artists and their legacy. Sort of. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Featuring: Chipotle Rant, You Don't Have To Be A Celebrity Question Time and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's a bumper One Year Anniversary edition of the podcast (taking the name change into account of course.) Today the chaps talk about time travel, making things, plug Mark's new radio show (The Dream Stream, 1 PM EST every Friday on KPISS.FM) and share Episode 6 of Eternal Strife. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Mark and Bruce chat about the process of writing and performing during the pandemic amongst other things. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Bringing you more waffle than an IHOP breakfast menu. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tune in for the results of the Great Rain Stops Play Trombone Experiment. Also featured this week: More hammock chat, a double 'You Don't Have To Be A Celebrity Question Time and Episode 5 of Eternal Strife. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's a hot and humid day so Mark and Bruce bicker like a couple of school boys. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In which Mark and Bruce get over-excited about hammocks, albatrosses and the perils of shaving, amongst other topics. Contains at least 15 uses of the dreaded F-Bomb. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

All yer usual stuff and a whole lot more including... You Don't Have To Be A Celebrity Question Time, Bruce's Inventions, Ornithological Chat, Lots of Swearing. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app