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Breann and Carson, and special guest local Aries Kayci discuss literally everything. You get a full taste of life in this podcast. From shitting your brains out, to Scorpio detainment camps, and becoming badass witchy queens.

In this special podcast, Breann and Carson talk about Us. Yes, you read that right, don't get Us confused. Nobody is as perplexed as Us. If you can't figure Us out, join the club.

Breann and Carson talk about a little bit of everything, including: the disappointment of Winchester and Green Book, the lull of our gaming lives, the annihilation of all Scorpios, and how Breann was shanked in a past life. Oh, and also, WHY CAN'T WE AFFORD NICE THINGS?!

Breann and Carson talk getting involved in high school and acting at a young age, as well as our pothole infested city, poor urban design, the issues within the fashion industry, and trends.

Breann and Carson swear they uploaded this podcast last week but it DIDN'T!!!! We have no idea what this podcast is about so you're gonna have to listen to find out. Fill us in afterwards, thanks.

Ding, ding! Round one of Hot Guy March Madness has begun and all bets are off. Stay tuned while Breann and Carson brawl it out for the title of Daddiest of Daddies. Blood is drawn and tears are shed, no one's heart is safe.

Breann and Carson discuss the films nominated at the 2019 Oscars. Wow...we haven't seen any shit this year. If you're normal like us, you haven't seen them either. We talk about Freddie Mercury's grill, getting trafficked through Tinder, and we learn what Beale Street said to Breann all those years ago.

You won't BELIEVE who shows up in this episode. Breann and Carson finally get to meet Daddy X up close and (too) personal. Prepare your eardrums, it's about to get X-tra scary! Like this podcast and we will leak the gameplay footage. This episode is unlike any other.

Breann and Carson relive their cringe past dates and the TRAUMA they caused. We give advice on what NOT to do on dating apps, how to approach the dreaded first date, and how to properly reject someone. We also talked about overcrowded clubs and dental hygiene. BRUSH YO DAMN TEETH!!

Breann and Carson play another round of Resident Evil 2. THIS TIME we have plenty of bullets, but no bag space. We got to see Daddy X's arm. We meet a random bitch who only shows up when it's convenient. The Lickers and the Hounds make an appearance...and we don't like them.

Breann and Carson talk about everything BUT daddies. Ok, maybe we mentioned them one...six times. We discuss the disappointing Oscar nominations, floating moms, decapitation, peanut allergies, chocolate "cake" at parties, and Carson and Breann BOTH get screwed by bad video game purchases. (Also, the aliens didn't want us to post this podcast).

Breann and Carson give you a special episode where we play Resident Evil 2. Hope you are wearing your diapers cause it's about to get spooky. We run out of bullets, we have no sense of direction, Carson pauses every three steps, we haven't seen Mr. X but we know he is there, there is plenty of mass panic, and Leon is our daddy.

Breann and Carson declare no beef in this podcast! We talk weather, gaming, animals, and of course daddies. There is something for everyone in this episode...now back to Bridget with the news.

Breann and Carson discuss Breann's purple hair, more God of War (surprise), and all the people we went to school with and never talked to again! We stan an antisocial queen!

In our last podcast of 2018, Breann and Carson discuss our video game Christmases. Is Kratos from God of War daddy? Yes. Are sexy androids in? Yes. Did we discuss anything other than attractive men? Listen to find out.

Breann and Carson discuss games of the year (some of which they never even played), the trifecta of Starbucks drinks, spending money, and milk. Award winning journalism. We only serve the highest quality podcast experience.

Breann and Carson embrace the chaos and will never have structure again. We FINALLY picked a name for the show! We talk about Starbucks, shitty relationships, and online gaming. Sound hectic? Yeah... we can't keep track of where we are going either.

Breann and Carson discuss EVERYTHING. Goodbye structure! Hello chaos! We don't have an agenda, all is fair in love and this podcast. Hear our views on Rocky Horror Picture Show (maybe don't have sex in movie theaters), school (sux), Tr*mp, and the beloved Pinkity Drinkity.

Breann and Carson reveal Part 2 of their top ten favorite movies, a.k.a. they decide which of their (movie) children get to live!! If you're still subscribed by now, you're in for life. Welcome to the cult.

Breann and Carson reveal Part 1 of their top 10 favorite movies, a.k.a. they decide which of their (movie) children get to live!! If you don't agree with us, unsubscribe now...while you still can...

Breann and Carson are in an identity crisis...so in this first episode of Not 'Not Today, Demon!' we talk about movies (surprise!). We talk smack about Shape of Water and bane of Breann's existence: FROZEN!! Don't bring your rat shit kids to the theatre, we don't want them! Stop ruining cinema!!

Breann and Carson plan their rebrand, DIE NOT TODAY, DEMON! We were gonna talk about witches, but SURPRISE we talked about everything but. We are coming out of the closet...as movie lovers! We don't discriminate based on genre, although Sci-Fi can go to HELL! Join our now movie cult...name pending.

Breann and Carson review all those spooky-scary movies on your Netflix queue (AGAIN) that you don't have time to watch, including: Apostle, Backcountry, Heartthrob, and Cabin in the Woods. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

In this review, Breann and Carson can agree on one thing: this show is SHITE!! Shirley is the WORST, Carson loves Steven, and we don't even bring up our cult once! (Join Us)

In this Halloweenie episode, Breann and Carson discuss...you guessed it! Halloween! Don't piss off Bridget, she'll cut you! Give the children candy or they will revolt! Also if you hate Halloween: CHOKE!!

In this podcast, Breann and Carson choose which demons they want to be possessed by. Is JoJo Siwa's real name ZoZo Siwa, the Ouija board demon??? We think YES!!! WikiHow (our new Bible) saves lives and teaches you how to yeet the demons away!

Do you like One Direction?! Then join our cult! Only women allowed and Carson is the only heterosexual male in the entire world. We discuss Charles Manson, Jonestown, and all those other FLOP cults!

Breann and Carson talk about myths, urban legends, and folk lore that you may or may not have heard. The creatures that go bump in the night, do they walk among us or are they FAKE NEWS? Listen to find out!

Breann and Carson review all those spooky-scary movies on your Netflix queue that you don't have time to watch, including: Gerald's Game, As Above So Below, 13 Cameras, The Witch, 1922, and Hush. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

Breann and Carson dive into multiple conspiracy theories including the Denver Airport, ancient electrical batteries, Demonic Mickey Mouse, celebrities going missing and being replaced, and the ever popular MANDELA EFFECT.... is our whole life a lie?

Breann and Carson talk about Breann's Alien encounter, plus conspiracy theories, Shadow people, and technology. Moon Landing? FAKE!! Listen to find out what we REALLY think about society and what the government may be hiding from us.

Breann and Carson discuss and review The Nun (2018) and its many flaws.