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Dan and Adair are friends who write almost as much as they talk about writing. Each episode they will work through the new projects, old hangs up, and the same old struggles.

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  • Apr 25, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 53m AVG DURATION
  • 81 EPISODES


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Chapter 77: Cats!...?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2020 33:05


You thought you were safe from Tom Hooper’s madness?Think again.Adair and Dan are back with a special guest to review the musical “event” of the decade, nay the millennium. What song was the best? Which cat will give you nightmares? How…could this have happened? Find out.

Chapter 76: Oscars 2020!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 36:43


Adair and Dan are here to talk about Greta Gerwig, Taika Waititi, and why they should get all the Oscars.That’s it. That’s the episode.

Chapter 75: The Decade!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 49:35


Your hosts reflect a decade that gave us Binge Watching, Secret Weapon Productions, and their friendship!Listen to a reflection on writing, podcasting, movies, and the future! Hear how they grew together, changed separately, and what the next ten years of their friendship has in store!

Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 29:26


The Cast in Order of AppearanceAnnouncer- Alyssa SmallPete The Polar Bear as played by Whoopi Goldberg- Daniel Crary Child #1- Clark Hodges Child #2- Jenna LivingstonChild #3-Elinor ThiotSanta - Cameron Michael FehringMrs. Claus- Maia Mills-LowDealer- Austin A LoganRudolf- Courtney CraryHermey The Misfit Elf - Kevin MillerGreta Thunburg - Adair RiceThe Bumble- Adair RiceYukon Cornelius- Skyler ThiotShelly - Maia Mills-LowHeat Miser -Alyssa SmallSnow Miser- Clark HodgesSuit Miser - Austin A LoganTrailer Announcer- Daniel CraryTrailer Rudolph - Daniel CraryTrailer Bumble- Daniel CraryTrailer Jessica Chastain - Adair Rice“Rudolph Reboots Christmas”Written By Daniel CraryCo-Written By Austin A LoganOriginal Music By Cameron Michael FehringSound Engineer By Clark HodgesSound Editing By Austin A LoganSound Mix By Daniel CraryProduced By Daniel CraryA Secret Weapon Production©

Chapter 74: Episode 9: Palpatine F*cks

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 35:17


*SPOILERS FOR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER*The end of a trilogy, the end of the saga, and end of year review you’ve been waiting for!Dan and Adair break down the the highs, the lows, and the Porgs of this new trilogy and the final movie in the saga. Favorite characters, deep cannon cuts, and a New Hope for Star Wars!

Chapter 73: Knives Out 'a here!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 32:12


Family murder mystery? Must be the holiday season!Join Adair and Dan as they dive into the Rian Johnson thriller that the Golden Globes can’t get enough of.Who done it? Who didn’t done it? How awesome is Daniel Craig’s accent? Find out!

Chapter 72: Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 43:51


Dan and Adair are here to tackle the movie that shook you to your core: Joker.No cape, no cowl, no problems.

Chapter 71: IT Chapter Too Many

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 49:53


Adair and Dan are back to talk about some other Losers in this spoiler filled discussion of the latest Stephen King Adaptation. Clowns! Kids! Secrets! Vomit set to music! This movie has it all. And then a bunch more shoved in for good measure. Join your hosts as they deep dive and demand more children be murdered in this movie.

Chapter 70: Steven Universe: The Movie!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 31:19


It’s a TV show! It’s a movie! It’s a musical!The fans asked for it, we’ve been waiting since January for it, and now it’s finally here! Adair and Dan break down the return of Steven and The Crystal Gems in their first-ever feature film! The new faces, the old scenarios, the new fusions, and the thumping soundtrack. It’s all here and they are ready to get into it.

Chapter 69: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 35:12


Tarantino’s 9th film set in 1969 as our 69th episode. It’s going to be a damn good time.Adair and Dan are here to talk all things QT, movie magic, and just having a blast with Leo, Brad, and Margot.

Chapter 68: Spider-Man Should Have Stayed Home

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 43:10


***SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN***Adair and Dan are back to talk all things web-slinging and wall-crawling!The twist and turns might be obvious from a ways off, but the reimagined and reintroduced characters set your hosts minds a blaze with the possibilities of the what’s to come. Listen in for hot takes on MJ, the villains problem, and what might happen next!

Chapter 67: Days of Dark Phoenix Past

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 37:35


It’s the end of the X-Men under Fox.This is the final film, and after twenty years, Adair and Dan have…questions.Listen in for their disappointments, their greatest hits, and their hopes for mutants under Feige.

Chapter 66: Tunes for June

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2019 55:30


Having just had some major life shifts, Dan and Adair attempt to refocus their efforts on writing.Goals, defeats, passion, and declarations are made. And maybe, just maybe they find a way forward.

Chapter 65: Avengers Endless Feels

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2019 62:30


*SPOILER REVIEW OF END GAME*Adair and Dan are ready to dive into this closing chapter of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Every character send-off, every fanboy moment, and every time you needed a damn tissue, we’re talking about it here and now!

Chapter 64: Steven Universal Truths

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 45:51


Dan and Adair are joined by special guest Austin to discuss Steven Universe. Hold on to your gems!

Chapter 63: Oh Captain, My Captain!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2019 42:19


Dan and Adair break down Marvel’s latest!Who’s a Skrull? What’s a Skrull? How’s a Skrull? Plus other questions and answers!

Chapter 62: Go Roma, or Go Home-a!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2019 39:17


It’s our annual Oscar Pod!It’s that time of year again: who will win? Who should win? What terrible puns will be made?Mark your ballets and tune in to see who’s right, who’s wrong, and what Dan’s new middle name will be!

Chapter 61: "Glass"...Doors?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2019 34:14


********SPOILERS**********Adair and Dan break down the latest betrayal by M. Night.We once again ask our selves, why does everything we love have to die? Is this the worst parking lot you’ve seen not at a Denny’s? And why do you think we keep falling for this?

Chapter 60: Adair Promises to Watch Steven Universe

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 53:32


Adair and Dan talk up their top five favorite written things from 2018! Movies, TV, and…Pretty much just that…

Chapter 59: Aqua-Bro!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 58:02


Dan and Adair take you under the sea into an IMDB rabbit hole as they tackle the soon to be billion dollar picture! How pretty is it? How smart is? And as a bonus, who should host the Oscars?

Chapter 58: Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2019 47:51


Adair and Dan are back to tell you why Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse is the best animated movie of the year!

Christmas Special: 2018

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 37:57


A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.CastAdar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMENAlyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMENAnne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINEAustin Logan - GABRIELCameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAMClark Hodges - NARRATOR Courtney Crary- MARYDaniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALEMaia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMENSkyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOBWritten by- Daniel Crary and A. A. LoganScript Supervisor- Adair RiceEdited and Engineered by - Daniel CrarySpecial Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.

Chapter 57: The Crimes of JK Rowling

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 37:42


*** SPOILERS ***Adair and Dan break down The Crimes of Grindelwald!Is this the rise of wizard Hitler? How is Young-ledore? And how “fantastic” are these beasts, really?

Chapter 56: Venom-Nom-Nom-Nom

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018 36:55


Rolling in a like a tur…Well, you know, it’s our review of Venom!The action packed highs, the character lows, emotion middles, your hosts take you through the point by point questions and praise for this MCU adjacent October hit!

Chapter 55: The Burst Into Song Special

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 58:00


Emmys fallout, Fantastic Beast, DC mistakes, and writing, I guess?A late night special of an episode with Adair’s punchy-ness, and Dan being a dick.

Chapter 54: Emmy of my Emmy is Friend

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 50:17


It’s Adair and Dan’s picks to win the Emmys! Listen in as your hosts talk sure things, secret hopes, and dark horse winners for this silly little TV award ceremony!

Chapter 53: Sit The F*ck Down and Do It!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 53:59


Dan and Adair get back to the business of writing. The changing of the season is upon us, so it's time for existential dread, determining what type of writer you are, and read you a damn poem.As a magic bonus, your hosts play "what was that episode about?" looking at old episode titles, and plot their upcoming Emmy award predictions!

Chapter 52: Mission: Improbable

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 48:47


*****Spoiler Review of Mission: Impossible - Fallout!*****Their mission, should you choice to listen, is to break down the latest chapter in the Tom Cruise action series. Dan and Adair talk about the place of this movie in the greater MI franchise, how death defying the stunts really were, and the appropriate placement of the punctuation in the title.

Chapter 51: When I get Older, Loosing My Hair...

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2018 47:59


Adair and Dan talk near future plans to write their hands off, and the pain of asking for someone else's time.

Chapter 50: That's How You Get Ants!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2018 41:40


SPOILERS! Team up time! Adair and Dan tackle the latest Marvel Cinematic Episode, and ask the hard questions you never knew to ask. Like, why you so grumpy Hank Pym? Why can ants operate lasers but not avoid seagulls? When will we get a more Michael Peña??

Chapter 48: An Incredible Movie

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 40:51


SPOILER REVIEW OF THE INCREDIBLES 2!You loved it growing up, but 13 years later, does Brad Bird recapture the magic?Dan and Adair breakdown the how the supers of the Parr family soared in their sophomore silver screen spectacular! PLUS a special bonus review of Hotel Artemis!

Chapter 49: Jurassic World: Fallin' on Your Face

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 27:19


SPOILER REVIEW OF JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM!Does this franchise still have life? And if so, can it find a way?Dan and Adair break down the finer points of how to run a good idea into the ground and make people collectively grown. Listen as they find the moment it all went so B.D Wrong.

Chapter 47: Oceans Away!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 30:45


******** SPOILERS *********A new crew, a new heist, the same third act problems.Adair and Dan break down the latest entry in the Ocean's franchise. From missed opportunities to basics of scene geography, this movie is fun, but needing a serious once over.

Chapter 46: "Solo" Can You Go?

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 51:58


********* SPOILERS **********Wookies, and mobsters, and cape closets, oh my!Adair and Dan break down Lucas Films biggest gamble yet. Can you recast an icon? Can audiences keep up deep cannon? And what do you do with all those damn capes? Listen here to find out!

Chapter 45: Deadpool 2: The Pool-ening

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2018 45:13


**********SPOILERS*************Back at it for a sexualized, murderous, and uproarious sequel, DP is on a mission to save a kid from becoming a world ending bad guy in the future. Adair and and Dan are on a mission to laugh, shout, and ramble their way their way through the most recent superhero flick. And you are on a mission to rate, review, and share!

Chapter 44: Real Writers

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 41:37


Dan and Adair check in on their current projects, give some updates, and laugh at each other's misspeaks and pain.

Chapter 43: Infinity War: What Is It Good For?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2018


******** SPOILERS ********The stones on this Thanos guy, am I right?Dan and Adair pick their MVP's, their biggest let downs, and their predictions for the future after seeing latest CGI onslaught from Marvel Studios. They ask the hard questions like where the fuck is Hawkeye? Or why Star Lord, just WHY!??

Chapter 42: That Fucking Nail!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 57:59


We're talking A Quiet Place, with full spoilers!In what could have ended weaker marriages, the Blunt/Krasinski team create a tale about family and mourning that also raises your pulse until you have no choice but to record a review of it!Like the four riders of the apocalypse, the four member of this film family each take on different struggles in a world where the main obstacle is shutting the fuck up. Your hosts break down the highs, lows, and just how hard you will grip the seat!

Chapter 41: Having read "Ready Player One..."

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2018 56:39


Easter Eggs for Easter! What's got more references than than a Dan Harmon acid trip? Ready Player One!Dan and Adair break down the pop culture cluster f*ck, why it's great, why it's not, and why you should see it!

Chapter 40: With A Little Help From Our Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2018


It's time to check in and see how we're doing with our individual projects and talk about the individuals that are helping us write. Buckle up, it's time to talk writing.

Chapter 39: A Wrinkle in Act 2

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2018 55:55


Dan and Adair tackle A Wrinkle in Time! (Mostly so you don't have to.)**** SPOILER REVIEW ****Three kids + three universe warriors + love = A childhood classic come to life. Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic cabbage ride?

Chapter 38: Oscars So Sad

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2018 44:14


It's time again for our annual Oscars Pod!Place your bets along with Dan, Adair, and returning oscars expert, Skyler!

Chapter 37: This Is Us...I mean, Wakanda

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 71:10


WAKANDA FOREVER!***SPOILERS***We're reviewing this little movie you might have heard of, Black Panther! Characters you will love, a place you need to visit, and a movie you cannot miss! Adair and Dan break down the latest building block in the Marvel Empire!

Chapter 36: Thanks Hanks

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2018


Your hosts review The Post! From a cast of greats and a director who's mind was on other things, we get a thrilling look into one of the greatest journalistic moments in U.S history. Slinging accents that won't quit and quips that won't start, Dan and Adair break it down so you can sound smart talking about film.

Chapter 35: Cloverfield of Dreams

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2018 32:50


What else were we going to do after that trailer dropped? Hmm? No instantly review it the movie on Netflix?

Chapter 34: Good Grief

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2018 66:34


Back to writing!Dan and Adair discus personal loss and what that does to your writing. Inspiration, motivation, personal reflection, and all the highs and lows that come from grief fueled pros and poems.This episode also features a preview of the coming episodes!

Chapter 33: What Shape Do You See In The Water?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2018 48:27


The Hellboy prequel we always wanted!Dan and Adair are back with their first review of the 2018! The Shape of Water is a romantic fantasy romp that we have a whole lot of thoughts about.

Chapter 32: Almost The Roaring Twenties!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2018 68:49


2017 has died, so we're preforming the autopsy! Adair and Dan pick their favorites, not so favorites, and the one thing they both we they could have gotten their grubby little mitts on for a rewrite.

Holiday Special 2017: A Christmas Carol

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2017 64:13


We hope you enjoy our 2017 Christmas special; a modern, radio play version of Dickens' tale of redemption and love. The hosts from our current podcasts (and some yet to come) worked very hard on it. Below, in no particular order, are the cast and crew that made it possible.Ebenezer Scrooge - Daniel CraryTiny Tim - Reiley WagenhalsBob Cratchit - Clark HodgesMrs. Cratchit - Alyssa SmallFred - Cameron FehringJacob Marley - Austin A LoganThe Ghost of Christmas Past - Adair RiceThe Ghost of Christmas Present - Maia Mills-LowBelle - Courtney CraryFezziwig - Reiley WagenhalsThe Portly Gentlemen - Maia Mills-Low & Adair RiceThe Bullies - Austin A LoganFan - Courtney CraryNarrator - Daniel Crary Written by Daniel CraryCo-Written by Austin A LoganEdited by Courtney Crary & Adair Rice Audio Editing by Daniel Crary & Austin A LoganAudio Engineering by Clark HodgesMusic by Cameron FehringProduced by Daniel Crary This production is dedicated, with love, to Floyd  Copyright 2017, All rights reserved.

Chapter 31: Holdo Me Closer, Tiny Jedi

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2017 63:50


***** SPOILERLY SPOILER SPOILERS ******We Saw "The Last Jedi" and we have feelings!Favorite moments! Favorite Parents! Favorite Villain! And Favorite means to kill Porgs!Luke and a tale of depression, Kylo and Rey reenact a scene from Girls, Porgs are the pigeons of the galaxy, our Mother F-ing Princess! This movie is up and down, and a hell of a ride.

Chapter 30: Leagues Ahead

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2017 60:33


Justice League Spoiler Review!What was good in the newest DCEU attempt? What was terrible? Can we agree on the difference?We'll pick it apart, put it back together, and rewrite it into a better movie!

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