The Rose Garden

We're catching up episodes 8-11 and all the madness that's been happening since the finale aired in Bachelor Nation. We share some unpopular opinions and breeze through the thing we can all agree on: Zach was dumb. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rose-garden/support

Hometowns may have aired but we're still in Estonia and Budapest --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rose-garden/support

We're a little behind but the last two weeks had plenty of things to make fun of and critique Zach on. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We do a lightning episode breezing through the highlights of the first two weeks of the season. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're back to judging women on one photo they didn't select and a bio they didn't write but this season there's a twist; We kinda liked a lot of them. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

No one loves gossip more than PTA moms and HOA members, the tea is SPILLING on Wisteria Lane, Barcliff Academy, and the country club. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

It's Season 1 episode 15 and Susan is a sucker, Bree is a prude, Lynette is a ball-crusher, and Gaby slaps a teenager. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

After a grueling season of Bachelor in Paradise we are diving back into Desperate Housewives with a Valentine's Day Episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We do a week late reflection on last week's 2-part Finale and Reunion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Who'd have thought Bachelor in Paradise would bring us such a philosophical debate as Itching vs. Pain? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Nothing happens. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Who would've thought that the twins would arrive to give us a break from toxic relationships. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Kate is playing musical chairs in the men's laps, the beach is reunited, and Aaron is back on his bullshit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

The mid-season slump is being saved by "The Split" and we're living for the chaos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We cover the shit-show that was this week of Paradise, from Salley to Pizza Pete. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Aaron and James are here as cross promotion for the new Bros Movie, now in theaters. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're finally able to catch up on that horribly produced finale episode and start diving into this new season of Bachelor in Paradise. It's messy and we have more unpopular opinions than ever before. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're taking a break from this Bachelorettes mess and coming to you with season 1 episode 13 of Desperate Housewives where we have THE most shocking MVP of all time. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We cover the predictable Fantasy Suites Parts 1 & 2 and speculate on all the over-hyped "drama" surrounding this finale. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're covering the hometowns and the Women Tell All, with some shocking new opinions on the men and some not so shocking opinions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

There has been a murder on Wisteria Lane (SHOCKING, I know) and everyone finds a way to make it about them. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We talk Rachel's reactions, Logans rise and fall, and say goodbye to Nate who may have been a F boy but still looked like a saint compared to the rest. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

It took until episode 11 but Felicia has entered the chat. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We cover episodes 3 and 4 of the absolutely painful yet entertaining Bachelorettes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

An episode full of some of the most memorable scenes in the entire series such as Zach crashing Susan's afternoon delight and Maisy Dom-ing Rex until his heart gives out. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We cover both night one and week one of this season of the Bachelorette... S... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

It's time for a fashion show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

One of the most beautifully shot episodes with some of the most memorable scenes in the entire series. We'll forgive them for subliminally fetishizing strangulation. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Our live and unhinged reactions to the Bachelorettes' horribly written cast bios. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

An episode on competition, drug abuse, and manslaughter. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Juanita's mission gets derailed when Gaby learns of her "major weakness," Bree talks about scrotums with her therapist over lunch, and a lot of HIPPA violations in season 1 episode 6 of Desperate Housewives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

BONUS Bachelor content: we discuss our thoughts on the promo for Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette before diving into season 1 episode 5 of Desperate Housewives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We discuss Carlos becoming a gay basher, Bree's trip to Topsy Turvey to stop Andrew from seeing t*tties, and sexy car washes in Season 1 Episode 4 of Desperate Housewives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're discussing Season 1 Episode 3 of Desperate Housewives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We break down Season 1 Episode 2 of Desperate Housewives. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Since we won't be having any new Bachelor seasons any time soon we are going to be breaking down each episode of our other favorite ABC show, Desperate Housewives, starting with the iconic and historic Pilot episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We finally have time to really sit and talk about the events of Fantasy Suites and that absolutely wild but NOT historic Bachelor finale. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We are back for a quick chat about the events that have gone down the last few weeks of this Bachelor season and our predictions on what's to come. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We're back to talk about that backwards episode of the Bachelor. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We are back after a month to give final thoughts on Michelle's finale and opinions on the first two episodes of this new Bachelor season and unfortunately: we're obsessed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We managed to rally to talk about the uneventful fantasy suites! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

An episode some may call "so embarrassing it's entertaining." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We are back to cover both last week and this weeks hometown episode after a Thanksgiving week away. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

We dive into the best episode of the season by dragging the obvious, relishing in our rightness, and feeling our feels. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

These guys are really living up to our low expectations this week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

It has been a week, a day, and an episode. Julia is steering this ship and it is far smoother sailing than usual. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

So it turns out we were right about the cast bios... The Bachelorette needs to work on their techniques for recruiting men. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Zaria is here to help breakdown Michelle's incredible premier episode. We are going IN on Ryan with screenshots of his notes and some clarity on how exactly he was involved with the show before this season of The Bachelorette. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Julia is back to judge some men, and we are judging them HARSHLY. Michelle deserved better than this group of duds but maybe they'll surprise us after all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Holly is going solo to summarize the world most boring 3 hour finale in under 30 minutes so you don't have to watch it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support

Julia is back to cover the most unnecessary three hour episode of all time. There was another criminal trial, food play, a high school dance... we're getting de ja vu. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rose-garden/support