The Rugby League Apologists

One last burst. Something has to give. Chicken and a meat tray? Anyone..?

Acai bowls, cruciferous smoothies and normal bread are all on the menu. Just don't swallow your own whistle...

What lurks beneath? Is it the lowest common denominator? You can almost hear a pin drop. ..

Who's in-fighting? Who'll grow a leg? Who has the large package..? 

Who's eating curly cheese? I can't believe it's not butter. Wickety, wickety whack!

Who's warming up out the back? Who's taping 'em up the back? Is it Buster Gonad..?

Look who's reached one hundred! Just create a hole then fill it they said. That ought to draw a crowd to the cubicle...

Who's holding the baby? Who needs drool buckets? Is there a Dog..?

The Lord of Ted. The Earl of Grey. Ahhh, good times JJ...

Is there a  structural problem? Or is it a root problem? Hmmm, it is a very short whistle...

Who's got a gamblers package? Who's a nutbag? Who's stroking the cat?

No more blah, blah, blah. Parky's surfaced and playing the house down. Hit the applause button...

Who's the monster touchy? Is there a  ripple effect? Now, that's entertainment...

 Who's blind-folded and using a stick? Who's beating the traffic? It's all about the sauce...

Who's getting a photo opportunity? Who's planking? That smacks of desperation...

Who's been shot out of a cannon? Will they have the leg speed? Outstanding!

Who's making up the numbers? Who's getting on the turps? Oh dear, who shat in the shoe..?

Where did this cheesy dish come from? Pandora's box?  Who's dusty..?

Who's in with the 'it' crowd? Who's on the outer? The coin doesn't remember...

Who's getting kicked out? Or are they just being paid out? Is anyone going to have a crack..?

Halves and five-eighths, do they add up to a touch of class? Oh, oh, oh - it's magic..!

Fear not ladies and gentlemen for the fine art of button pushing has been newly mastered. And how...!

Is life imitating art, or art imitating life? Can Robocop help? Surely it's only a bandaid solution..?

Coat-hangers and cheap shots. Who's whacking who? Who's tearing up..?

Who's been knocked from pillar to post? Who's got psycho in them? Oh, it's a marketers dream...

Who's laying down? Or is it just a decoy? There's no rhyme nor reason...

Who are the underperforming superstars? Will the gang strip? Oh, that's opened a can of worms...

Who's virtues are being extolled? Who's discombobulated? Hmmm, time to recalibrate...

The time of reckoning is nigh. Expectations are high. Who will meet them? Who'll fall down? What's in the box..?

Straight out of mothballs the lads are back into it with gusto. Have they peaked too early or are they just getting started? Welcome back...

The final episode is upon us. Can the lads muster the strength for one last charge at the line.  Will they be tested?  

This is it. The night of nights. Get your fancy pants on and join us on the beige carpe  for the biggest award show of the year. 

Closing in on the big one and the excitement is palpable. There are plenty of losers, and that's just in the recording studio. Ah, it's good to see some honesty...

Who's got the biggest heart? Who's got the biggest engine? Who's got the biggest wallet? Surely it's the vibe of the thing...

If the lads are transparent why can't you see through them? Can they be trusted, or will they be wasted? Cry me a river...

The lads are going 100 miles an hour but are they ahead of the pack? Will they be troubling the engraver? Why the sounds of silence..?

The lads have their thinking caps on, and their hair nets. Why the impediment? Are they defeated before the beginning? Welcome to the circus...

When did Parky get game? Who's Monty catching with honey? Why is Tony giddy? What's that smell coming from Seans direction? Is it a lizard? Hmmm, fishy...

What went wrong? Have the lads lost  control? Is it the head clashes? Who's in their ear? It's too late to pull out now...

Is it time for the lads to fight the tedium? How long before they lose the forty degrees of floppiness? One cat dog...

The lads are getting into the semi's but will they podium? The handlebars have come off, will the wheels come off too? Welcome to the lockdown games...

The lads are in fine form but can they be cocksure? Who's ears are burning?  What a show, what a spectacle..!

Can the lads be taken seriously or have they become caricatures of themselves? Tune in for another super, flying fun show!

In a game of numbers who's been hung, drawn and quartered? Can the second-stringers manage, or will they be at sixes and sevens?

The lads can extrapolate till the cows come home, but are they just going through the motions? Who's responsible for the cover up? Get the Wolf on the line...

Though looking resplendent in monogrammed jackets, why are the lads sticky? Have they been masking ructions within the team? Ooh, who's been self-deprecating..!?

Could the lads make a buck gladiatorial style or are they jousting without a stick? Egg flips...

Is there a way through the curtain of thud? Is complacency the enemy? Hmmm, too many times...

Are the rules unruly? Who's hungry for tom-foolery? Sir Lancelot..?

The lads have designs but do they have meaning? Will anything make a lick of difference or are they clutching at straws? Is anyone listening..?

Who doesn't like a backlash? Why the shades? How much can a Koala bear? God only knows...