trade sesh

this week's episode is every fucking thing as we talk the economics of chip prices, katy perry surviving the illuminati spacecraft, peeing in a jamba juice smoothie, you name it I FEEL LIKE A CHOP QUEEN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SMELLING MY FART.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YOU CAN'T BUY A TRADE SESH G*N AND THEN BE TRADE SESH.... we're discussing it all this week from bluetooth-caused cancer and to nearly getting assaulted at work by a 30+ year old g*y man. and it's just fawking good. BULLET BURNS BULLET BURN BULLET BUUUURNS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there's a leaf flowing from the trees... it drifts to you with the weightlessness of a being with no desire, no fear, no guilt. do you snatch it from the freedom of the air? or will you allow it to continue with a blissful existence? don't lie — you covet the life it lives. and i think we both know what you will do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

don't even know what to say about this one yall... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THAT'S MY MAGIC C***.... well there's really not much to say here since we pretty much spend the entire time discussing ga....... make of that what you will. BAD BOY MAKE A BAD GIRL– Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THEY NEED KARLA'S LIKE ME.... this week we dish about alex's stinky ass date, have a quick oscars kii, review kev's experience at a cruising bar, and more shit that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of the universe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I GET FISTY I GET GAPEY... its back to the basics with a gross ass discussion of alex's first time f*sting someone, kev dishes on another humiliating moment to add to his miserable pathetic f***** life, more hate on osgood shitkins, i think we diss marina too Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

what will you do when the plane comes? we don't really give a fuck because it comes with coleslaw. what Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in a true return to fashion, we start off with a discussion about alex's trade who we've been talking about since literally the first episode, thoughts on the latest releases by gaga tate and addison, spiral over first gen guilt, and issues with paycheck deductions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

sure why not Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

more anora talk, at&t wifi, window blinds being open to the street, the side effects of prep, and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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HOLD ON HOLD ON.... on this late ass episode kev and alex talk about smile 2, anora, aquamarine, gaga, and k/3ll like three people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE TRADE DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I DO..... we're chop ass hoes so its another live sfx episode where we discuss kev's sweat tour experience, the value of alex' vinyl collection, and the proper size of a mattress. FUCK YOU BITCH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COULDN'T EVEN TRADE HIM IF I TRIED what... okay sorry we promise this is the last live sfx episode for a while (is that true?... no.). girl what the fuck did we even talk about. BRAT EN CLOOB. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How has xannys bro or coke? HAYYYY It's another live SFX episode where we talk in length about gummy candies, alex's SWEAT tour experience, and your whore fucking mother. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KYLIE JENNER LIPSTICK ON MY PUSSY LIPS. KYLIE JENNER LIPSTICK ON MY PUSSY LIPS. KYLIE JENNER LIPSTICK ON MY PUSSY LIPS. KYLIE JENNER LIPSTICK ON MY PUSSY LIPS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EVERY FREAKING TRADE... AND EVERY FREAKING SESH. we're coming at you with 1000 (then a comma) brand-new minutes of useless garbling about attraction to medium-ugly guys, a botched visit to a korean bathhouse, and getting shidded on by a bird. I BE IN THE TRADE'S BAFROOM LIKEEEE.... the way that lyric doesn't even make sense like why is it 1000 then a comma... bitch that's not a real fucking number it should be 100 THEN a comma what the fuck. k!ll yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

miss mawma... it's another live episode filled with talk (talk) about kev's expedition to shitaly, alex's recap of the VMAs, and a candid discussion about katy perry's flatlining career. i love how the trade increased in the sesh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DONT JUDGE ME.... You can't handle half of what I've dealt with… there's a reason I do what l do.... theres a reason I am who I am. apologies for the horrible technical difficulties and editing this week… you already know who to blame. ⁽˙³˙⁾ty @soulobvs for helping with the intro ♡ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, seshanator God of serving desire, son of GagoditeLay back and feast as this audio guides youThrough new and exciting positions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE QUEEN IS HERE... BOW DOWN. it's time for the long-awaited trade sesh LIVE, made possible thanks to our partners at itzbestiebear inn. alex and kev are joined IN PERSON by matt (@itzbestiebear) for 66 minutes of slightly drunk and very loud queening-outs. a ton of listener questions are answered and barely anything of substance is talked about. matt sounds like they're speaking through a traffic cone (they're actually using alex's normal mic...). alex is actually pretty audible for once. goddess ren (@rennbaebae) makes an appearance. and kev is a chop hoe.lets get this sesh a cooking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THAT'S MY SISTA. IN MY MIND. THAT'S MY SISTA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TRADE SESH USED TO BE DOWN BAD BUT NOW A BITCH OKAY... sorta kinda. this week alex and kev finally get themselves together enough to upload a full-length episode featuring the one and only @MadameRusty. look forward to defiling your ears with even more discussions of of painting trade and random wet dreams, and find out if you're one of the like 3 listener questions that got answered. check out Vera's book, "The Verdillion" here!!: https://a.co/d/dKa3TyX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

the sun will come out... tomorrow. so we gotta— sorry i'm crying cuz i never got to play annie i was always a background orphan and now i'm too old to play annie OH MY GOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UGH... isn't life sad? it really just traps you.. it really just gets you. it's like i'm gonna SUCK. the life out of you. i was thinking about this podcast i've done trade sesh for 11 years; i've been putting my heart and soul and energy into it... and what do i have to show for it? a lifeless, soulless me! um anyways this is the natasha denona palette it's super cute Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is not a test, this is your Emergency Trade System announcing the commencement of the annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Governatch.Gags of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other gags are restricted.Commencing at the sesh, any and all reads (including fierceness) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.Butch, Twink, and Emergency Bottom services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. when the Purge concludes.Blessed be our new founding sisters and America... a nation reborn.May Gawd be with you all.Story link: https://artificialqueens.tumblr.com/post/148610417720/the-purge-part-1-all-stars-2-the-purge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IM GONNA VIOLATE YOU. alex and kev are BACK BACK BACK AGAIN on this post-pride weekend episode. kev's voice sounds like shit, alex lowkey doxxes herself, and a few more listener submissions are spilled.oh my fucking godddrrrrrr foo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WHAT I DO... alex and kevin grow cold in a dark, wet basement; it's almost kind of like your... anyway. this week they discuss the upcoming trade sesh x very delta crossover, greened out britney trade, and spill their thoughts on "Preacher's Daughter" by Ethel Cain. if you liked this episode then you can thank alex and if you hated it blame kev. and remember don't talk to strangers or you might fall in love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OU THAT SOUNDED REALLY BRATTY... alex and kev become party girls as they talk talk about Charli XCX's new critically acclaimed album "Brat" and all of its club classics, discuss kev's 58-year-old trade, answer listener questions, and they may or may not say something stupid when they engage in some pride discourse.shall we do a little key? shall we have a little line? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I THINK THERE'S A TRADE STICKING OUT OF MY SESH. it's the 20th episode fagstravaganza and alex and kev are going ALL OUT with a very special 3-part sesh. topics include a melatonin nightmare storytime, alex's new beef with nymphia wind, kev's bizarre hookup with **-year-old "trade" + his friend who likes to watch, and a kiki with special guest @evadentz. and where i do it, it's legal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i'm going to take your child. i'm going to take your baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS BITCH IS TRASH... alex and kev lose their fucking shit this week as they drag the strangers, gloss over kev's boring ass hookup, answer many listener questions and such as, and review madonna's ray of light. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SO STUNNING. alex & kev gag (from the smell) over their body image, talk about some hooks, LET IT OUT with a candid discussion about their gendah expression, and they'll put you in a trance with their review of madonna's sixth studio album erotica. i am very... adrogolous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THAT'S THAT TRADE SESHPRESSO. alex and kev are over it this week as they discuss dual lipos radical positivity, shit on some movies, theorize their chances of surviving the apocalypse (pocoloptic), review madonna's debut, and invite aidan (@101iight) back onto the pod!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEY SCATTY GIRL.!! this week alex and kev discuss... well, you guessed it. other topics include: gloryhole shenanigans, the introduction of jacuzzi john, a movie smackdown extravaganza, and the final ever charli's crackden that we will do ever (for now) you stupid fvcking fq66ots. watch this ass clapstop douching for dl trade. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BUT WAY RU... alex and kev dish about movie viewings, alex trying to interview a hookup for the pod, and kev suffering through another HORAbole hookup. then they briefly discuss the ethics of hooking with married trade and play several audio messages that are barely even fucking audible—before wrapping up with their second-to-last charli's crack den. HOW YOU FEELING NOW?

alex and kev get vulnerable about porn addicktion, a flop ass threesome, the return of nerdy trade/john, and literal dream trade. charli gets reviewed too i guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev cover all things alani nu rat juice and pop2 before their guest spot—and this week it's just family. @soulobvs & @akacinnamonboy dish about DILFs, super bowl half-time shows, and traumatic childhood incidents.they say trade sesh touched oomfs and that's why they're quiet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this week alex and kev are ready to fight and break down. tears are shed, trade gets topped, and number 1 angel gets reviewed. let's get this trade a-seshing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

our hosts get cancellable this week discussing kev's big dipper moment, have a queen-out over vroom vroom EP, and finish strong with an oscar-worthy monologue from alex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we're in heaven on this tenth episode special! alex and kev have a marvelous kiki answering listener questions, spewing about usual trade obsessions, and attempting a garbage improv sesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FRIDAYS JUST GOT FIERCER. trade sesh returns this thursday at 9pm pst. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

twitter's very own jacqueline susanne-esque '60s doll (@wohmolly) joins the sesh with a very interesting tale. from "number 2" to toots, this episode gets... messy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

trade sesh is validating asexual tea by welcoming world-renowned Uni enthusiast and khia oomf Aidan (@101iight) to the pod!! three is a charm, two is not the same. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

from kev getting caught hooking to madonna's sex book... these queers talk about it ALL – including their first hater. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

big back activities occur on this week's episode when alex & kev spend half of the time talking about hot chips... they also discuss a certain irrelevant pop star and her more successful talented counterparts. THIS IS SHIT POP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

almost heaven, West PeronkaB*tch Da Mountains, Panda P*ssy River trade is old there, older than coochieyounger than the session, he wants to marry me f*qq0t roads, take me home to the place, i suck c*ck West Peronka, mountain mawmatake me home, f*qq0t roads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

how bad do you want it? this week, alex & kev tell all on fake friends, catfishing, and gay kissing? *cough* okay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

girl whatever Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.