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This is a podcast for people who love a funny Story. Hosted by Comedian Kye Saunders this comedy story-sharing podcast explores a new topic every episode. Joined by her older brother Ben these two siblings exchange moments that left them thinking "well at least now I've got a story to tell". New episodes on Mondays! Want your question answered on the podcast? Submit your questions to our email at wevegotnothingpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @wevegotnothingpodcast

Kye & Ben Saunders with DJ Boyce


    • Sep 12, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 46 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from We've Got Nothing

    Lincoln's last days

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022


    After two years of mystery, Ben finally reveals the place where he works or instead worked at. Drop your kids off at daycare, argue about what bed to buy, and prepare to get lost; in this episode, Ben tells all about IKEA.

    Lions Gate

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 61:21


    Ben finally reveals his place of work. Kye discusses Lionsgate day; a holiday that is manifestation in a parking lot. Then the siblings learn what not to write on their deposit slips at the bank.

    Bargin Bin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 70:51


    Don't let Ben in an aquarium for disabled animals. Kye learns that banking isn't easy. Josh doesn't even have a topic to try to keep the siblings on track. Everything is half off this week.

    Crazies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 60:56


    Weddings are on the brain this week. Ben's dating the cake boss and who doesn't love a side hug after “I do”? It's crazy this week on WGN.

    Karens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 68:34


    Outback, Target, and an undisclosed location, no place is safe from a Woman with a stacked bob and a failing marriage. Someone get the manager this week; we're talking about Karen's

    Oopsies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 66:25


    Kye and Ben attempt to teach their dad to gaslight and ask tough questions. Is brute force the best type of pest control? Can a shrug prevent a car accident? How does it feel to be ambushed by the Boy Scouts of America? Oopsies, this is Kye's new favorite episode.

    Bad Luck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 59:01


    Grab that rabbit's foot and watch for ladders because this week, the trio discusses what happens when your luck runs out. Bad luck follows when you start smoking weed in the fourth grade, run out on a check, and when George Washington becomes involved in your phallic-based art project.

    When Animals Attack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 71:11


    Ben, Kye, and Josh talk about the wild animals of Florida with absolutely no idea what to do when encountering them.

    Shots all around

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 54:23


    "Here's to those who've seen us at our worst and our best and can't tell the difference." Ben, Kye, and Josh start this episode with a shot. Pour up and listen to the bizarre drunk remedies the trio has.

    Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 67:00


    Always tell the truth unless you're using Hinge or failing a class. The truth will set you free but lie makes for a great episode this week.

    Cults

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 74:52


    A group whose leader has sinister intent. A flock willing to concede control. Easy to get in but hard to get out. This week we discuss how even hobbies can get you into a cult.

    Relationships

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 48:01


    This week we have a fascinating secret guest to give Josh and Kye the unqualified relationship advice everyone needs to learn the importance of these burning questions: How can you tell you're having sex with a witch? Are you kidnapping your partners alone time? When is the best time to say "I love you"? All of this and more in this week's shenanigans.

    snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 68:03


    What you ate when you were little and what you're eating now are different. Make sure to eat before and hunker down because we're snacking.

    Cringe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 67:41


    What do Josh's work and the gynecologist's office have in common? Who invites Ben to their wedding an hour before it starts? Throw your snap back on and tighten the straps on your Vera Bradley backpack because we're heading straight into a cringe-fest.

    miscommunication

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 72:26


    Ever tried to speak Spanish when tu no entiendas? Are you dyslexic with an iPhone keyboard that's bullying you? Well, grab some checker fries and a bike lock cause this week, we're doing our best to talk about miscommunication.

    Bullying

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 73:33


    Ben used to have a BBL; Josh hates peanut butter in his chocolate chips, and wait a minute. That girl said Kye was having a relationship with a crocodile? Call your mom and cry at your locker because this week, we're taking on bullying!

    Cheating

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 85:43


    Always bring the cheat sheet to the test, pray there's a curve and wait! DJ got out of gym class because he was too what? We're cutting corners and not doing the homework this week!

    First Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 59:45


    Whether it's the muppets or getting stuck in a tree Ben and Kye know how to set the mood. Put on some Chapstick, check your breath and pucker up because this week we're talking about first kisses.

    Boys Night!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 87:30


    Grab yourself a drink, turn your location off, and get ready for Saturday since this week's bonus episode is for the Boys. With Kye away, Ben, DJ, and Josh catch up and dive into war, booze and get to the bottom of Brandon's popularity with NASCAR fans.

    The Outdoors

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 59:13


    How many times can you fall off a mountain? What happens at an outdoor concert that's supposed to have 40 bands but only three show up? Put on some bug spray and pack some cliff bars because this week we're enjoying the outdoors.

    Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 80:12


    What to do when the pit forms around you at a hard-core show? How do people react to a comedy show they were actively trying to avoid? And wait does josh have a concussion! This week is chaos.

    We've Got Broke Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 58:10


    We're answering the big questions this week: How long can you go without paying for toilet paper? Where can you get the best price for your blood? Let's get into it because We've Got Broke Problems.

    Stage Bombing Into Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 54:42


    Class is officially in session. Pop an Adderall and take notes because this week we are going over stage dive mistakes, the worst places to smoke cigarettes, and how the best prop to bring on stage is a leotard and a fake butt. This will be on the midterm.If you're into the podcast follow us on Instagram: @wevegotnothingpodcast

    It's all about awkward baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 0:30


    Kye, Ben, and Josh cringe their way through this one. Things don't always land the way you want them to. In this oddly on-topic episode.If you're into the podcast follow us on Instagram: @wevegotnothingpodcast

    Hump Day Special: DJ & Kye

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 61:46


    With Ben out for the day, Dj and Kye are set adrift in this chill episode. No topic, no structure, no worries. Take a deep breath, pour yourself a drink, and settle in for this laid back episode of We've got nothing

    International Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 68:36


    Grab your passports and don't forget to ask your flight attendant for Biscoff cookies, because this week we're going international! We find out why Ben can't be trusted to go through customs, another random everyday item DJ hates, and why Kye should become an exterminator!If you're into the podcast follow us on Instagram: @wevegotnothingpodcast

    Florida

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 54:32


    Throw on your Mickey ears, bust out the old crackpot and baking soda, and let's learn why you might have to zig-zag as this week we discuss our home state of Florida. Or at least we try to. As always things take a turn but this time in a direction that might get steamy.

    School

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 61:32


    With DJ lost at sea, Kye and Ben are left marooned in the studio. With one overkill mic between them and Josh at the helm, we ask the hard questions like: How did Kye become prom Queen? What is a mole mate? And will DJ ever be rescued? Grab your composition notebook and turn in your bell work because this week we're going back to school!

    Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 81:26


    Dj finds his place on a sailboat, Ben almost gets murdered by a Nazi, and Kye finds out all the ways that a homeless man can take a dump on private property. Get ready to clock in and never want to clock out this week we're talking about jobs.

    Road Trips

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 64:45


    Hey there Delilah what's it like to have a restraining order on the Plain White T's? In this episode, we discuss road trips and uncover what happens after you play a show in the basement of the American Football house.

    We've Got Pride

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 58:16


    In honor of the last week of pride month, we give you a very special pride episode! Ben and Kye discuss the plights of being a friendly neighborhood bisexual. DJ comes in hot having just got his second Covid shot and one Yerba in his stomach. It's chaotic, it's gay, it's the kind of episode you don't play in front of your parents this week on we've got nothing.

    Hobbies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 47:00


    Can a Nerf gun kill? What is The Key West Sickness? Can a city become its own country in an effort to avoid The Border Patrol? Sit down and strap in because the topic may be hobbies who says we had to stay on track on this week's episode!Links for things referenced in this week.Windy Key west song: https://youtu.be/IoYeRyxLHlgConch Republic National Anthem: https://youtu.be/pBshQ-yu7dQ

    Sheltered: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 65:02


    It's part two! We had so much to cover about our shelter childhoods we had to give you extra. We discuss Bible man, VeggieTales, and everything else as we get off track. Follow us on our Instagram to watch the Bible man video reference at the beginning of this episode as well as a link to other things we discussed. Let's get sheltered!

    Sheltered: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 47:51


    It's our first two-part episode! This week the gang dives in to uncover how growing up without Pokémon or cable couldn't stop them from being the weird kids you expect. DJ gets us off the rails and someone lets Ben do a shot before we recorded. Strap in because we're talking about being sheltered!

    Childhood

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 52:47


    This week we finally let Ben explore his favorite type of humor: fart jokes. Grab a ring pop, turn on some nickelodeon, and munch and some dinosaur chicken nuggets because this week kye, Ben, and DJ explore childhood.

    Hump Day Special: Morgan Gallo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 76:39


    Welcome comedian Morgan Gallo as our first guest ever on WGN. Nothing is better than a great party even if that does mean you almost go blind, or die of hypothermia, or are refused Olive Garden breadsticks at a cancer benefit. Let's party!

    Pets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 61:21


    Furry friends aren't always friendly. Sometimes a hound will punch you straight in the face after eating your $80. Other times they're everything you want them to be and more. You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but you can trust an old dog to find chicken bones anywhere in the great outdoors. Grab the leash, take your pup on a walk because this week we're talking about pets.

    Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 84:15


    RIP one of St. Pete's great comedy spots the Iberian Rooster. Her last time on that stage Kye went out with a pop. To the face. Ben proves that lean can go in anyone's cup and DJ could have watched nudist sing. It's all about stage time this episode as a comedian, musician, and producer shares everything that can go wrong this week on We've Got Nothing.

    We're back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 2:17


    We're back on our normal schedule! Follow us on Instagram!@wevegotnothingpodcast @KyeSaunders_ Email us: Wevegotnothingpodcast@gmail.comDM us for the Discord link!

    Dreaming of staying on topic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 54:29


    What does a sleepwalker see? How did Kye‘s hamster go missing when she was little? What is a dirt button? Find out this week on the season one finale of We've Got Nothing!

    Breakups

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 73:10


    What's the best way to let someone know that it's over? Does that involve a long walk? Maybe a letter? Or in Kyes case, it's jumping out of a motorized vehicle. This week the trio discusses breakups and how to do it in all the wrong ways.

    Theft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 71:26


    Did Ben get robbed or did Ben donate to the needy? Why is Kye so obsessed with traffic cones? Find out a sure-fire way to poison kye and the best way to steal from Walmart on this episode of WGN.

    Neighbors

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 63:22


    This week on we've got nothing Ben and Kye attempt their first ever chill episode. Relax to the soothing knowledge of Tim Allen's federal crimes, Tallahassee front yards, and how to escape the police after you've crapped your pants. You never know who's going to live next-door but this week we find out as we discuss neighbors

    Living Alone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 58:16


    What would you do if a Karen walked into your house to yell your address at you while you're showering? Can a gun box also work as a nightstand? Do we have that manscaped sponsorship yet? Find out as Kye and Ben share the joys of living alone! It's a Roommate free episode people.

    Camping

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 58:26


    Pitch a tent, start a fire, and break out the s'more‘s because this week we're talking about camping. We answer you're burning questions about ham, hot oil, and most importantly is DJ a cop?

    Embarrassing story's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 53:45


    In our debut episode, we share embarrassing stories, on various topics and shinanigans.

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