What Dad Podcast

What's it like having a dad? And hair? Blake has useless skills. Chess club? Zack doesn't like Akira. Jack and Blake nerd out about anime. Blake doesn't remember meeting Cara. Anthony hurts himself exercising (surprise). Blake blames all his problems on not having a dog. Anthony tries to get a dog. Zack still doesn't understand fantasy football. Jack doesn't care about grades. Blake loves the UFC. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Zack's sensitive skin. Jack eats McDonald's. Gen Z slang. Zack tries to cheat. Anthony's dad kills a cactus. Zack is technically on a winning streak, but it got cut from last episode. Jack thinks The Mandalorian is mediocre. Zack does math good. Jack finally admits a mistake. Listening to country music pays off. What we learned today. Jack and Zack get a virtual tour. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Hymns at work. Addicts are like children. Zack rocks out to Justin Bieber. Jack's isolation adventures. Anthony plays softball by himself. Closet cat fan. Big N, big F, little L. Jack hates NFL commentary. Just say no. Anthony does a terrible Russian accent. Being a Good Samaritan. Colombia is NOT in Central America. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Jack quotes Family Guy. Zack's friends all have Stockholm Syndrome. Gravity is undefeated. OU: The University of Oklahoma. Zack makes a ludicrous argument. Jack has to repeat himself. Zack has a great choice of words. Three balding men. Anthony's doctor calls him obese. Aren't you going to take me out to dinner first? Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Anthony holds Jack's feet to the fire. Zack is Randy from The Wire. Anthony doesn't know how to make friends. Jack is very professional. Anthony is a good commissioner. Jack looks like… I mustache you a question. Anthony can't make decisions. What people judge us for. Zack has issues with non-meat options. Anthony has a weird memory. Jack's embarrassing sailing story. Zack rips his pants. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Zack's questionable dating communications. Karens. Jack's Spindrift addiction. Jack has had a great 2020. Jack puts Anthony in his place. Media we'd like to experience again. Yakatomi plaza. Zack asks a follow-up question. Would you go back to being 20? Fictional tourism. Jack hates Disney. Describing our lives in movie titles. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com

Jack's new wedding date causes drama. Sex problems. Zack becomes a cat person. Yiddish lessons. Jack reps island culture. Anthony struggles with Italy. More straight trappin'. Anthony spikes a cake. Zack enjoys a quinceañera. Smooth segues. Zack ghosts Kansas. Jack gets mad at the vet. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

Zack is amazed by waveforms. Chuck has something to say. Jack doesn't care. Zack is an 80-year-old man. The one positive about Oklahoma. Friends that aren't us. Jack offers to buy Anthony tacos (then doesn't). OCD in a nutshell. Zack gets a mysterious email. Zack diminishes Anthony—again. Jack makes another typo. Zack puts America ahead of himself. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com for both.

High-five noises (or Chuck is the American Dream). Jack misunderstands a text. Jack and Zack try a cleanse. We, um, talk about religion. Zack learns about withdrawals. Did you make your bed today? Anthony has anxiety—surprise. Zack dislikes something he doesn't understand. Anthony learns his place. Jack struggles with math. Anthony blacks out watching Weeds. Jack breaks a table. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com for both.

Zack's first words. Dealing with burnout. More arguments over fancy water. How we get grounded. Zack challenges Jack to hockey. Machine Gun Preacher. Never argue with stupid. Russell Brand calls us out. Anthony hates the Goonies. Jack talks over everyone. Heroes we never want to meet. Writing makes you weird.

Zack's cultural influences. Jack is immune to humidity. Questions from Gary, Indiana. Jack loves his wife. Somehow, we end up doing accents. Jack and Anthony: Shining Twins. We talk about step one. Anthony has excuses. Jack puts a pox on Zack. First 50 yards of a marathon. Zack leaves Jack speechless.

Stand-up athletes. Jack gets kicked out of school. Anthony goes to the psych ward. Zack is a sleeper agent. Rock bottoms. Zack totals his car—twice. Jack compares Zack to a squirrel. Anthony confronts Zack about his spelling. Zack rails against monogamy. Jack's wife listens to the podcast. Anthony forgets to do homework. Zack proposes a pedicure. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

One ply. Zack's college experience. Jack goes on a forum. Anthony had no friends. Zack gatekeeps Anthony. Anthony eats a sandwich in class. Zack tries to set his mom up with a dealer. Questionable father figures. Jack's wife is afraid of horses. Zack gets a word right. There's a lot to be said about non-verbal communication. Jack insults Anthony to his core. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

Jack gets offered a fork. Zack wants us to flirt more. Best and worst advice. Anthony gets proposal advice. Jack laughs at a client. The myth of the freebie. Jack sounds like Anthony's high school religion teacher. Pets getting in the way. Crazy happenings in meetings. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

Instant Dad. Arguments over colors. Anthony gets tattoo advice. Zack wants to be a lobbyist. Jack is aggressively balding. Zack doesn't know who's on his favorite NFL team. Anthony foreshadows the MLB season. We learn about autism. Jack gets his dad's ashes. Zack teaches us a new word. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

Jack hates instagram. Anthony screws up an email. Zack listens to Dr. Drew. Anthony doesn't know how to relax. Anthony writes about Westworld (Spoilers). We agree on something. Zack needs a Safe Code. Jack's wife freaks Zack out. Zack denies getting Chlamydia. Ignoring red flags. Anthony does yardwork. Jack embellishes the South. Music by https://www.purple-planet.com.

Jack refuses to be gaslighted. Zack gets put in special ed. Anthony has a doctor's handwriting. This turns into a fetish thing. Anthony gets fired from treatment. Jack stops teens from smoking. Straight up trappin'. Zack freaks out his coworker. The benefits of Canada. Anthony misreads the Los Angeles coronavirus situation. We really botch the outro. music by audionautix.com

Eternal Sunday. Anthony plays a lot of video games. Zack is essential. Jack stocks up. Zack gets a new tattoo. We're a history pod. Anthony goes to Costco. Jack exposes Zack's DMs. Anthony thanks the NFL. Zack doesn't like Dragon Ball Z. Jack tries to reduce his pet deposit. Zack plays Tiger King at work. music by audionautix.com

Jack gets married. Chuck intervenes. Covid hits. Anthony worries about running out of food. Zack doesn't like doing things by himself. Jack gets taller. Zack discusses old comers. Anthony uses one of Zack's words. Jack crashes Gwendoline. Zack has a run-in at Rainbow Acres. We vastly underestimate how long this will go on. music by audionautix.com

Jack blacks out at an airport. Anthony requests references. Zack uses his words correctly almost. Zack gets back tattoos. Jack has trouble flying. Everyone assumes Anthony's Catholic. Zack goes on a bad date at the aquarium. We all give a toast and discuss birth control. music by audionautix.com

We get better at things. Zack gets drug tested while sober. Anthony and Jack get involved in slow-pitch softball drama. Jack gets a new segment. Zack gets stabbed in the head (as a kid). Anthony has anxiety at a bowling alley (again). Actually setting boundaries. music by audionautix.com

Zack gets placed in ESL (but doesn't speak a second language). Anthony relives the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals. Jack gets shunned by his fraternity. Boundaries and how (not to) set them. Zack describes his bad tattoos and eats it playing softball, while we all argue about tacos. Anthony needs to get his car serviced. music by audionautix.com

The audio is bad but the content is good. We talk about why we're here and how we got the name. Jack gets salty about fantasy football, and all three of us fight over country music. Jack gets fired and is happy about it. Anthony grows a beard. music by audionautix.com

Zack doesn't know the words to Hanukkah songs. Jack and Zack make fun of Anthony for reading books. Anthony freaks out at a bowling alley. Relationship role reversals. Jack gets banned from Amazon. Zack loses his goatee. music by audionautix.com