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Podcast discussing Wisconsin Sports and Life.

Josh Harke


    • Jan 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 29m AVG DURATION
    • 64 EPISODES


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    Big Week Bitches!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 86:25


    We go over a bunch of random shit and also break down last weeks win and look ahead to the Bucs. Bring up some NBA (not Harke's idea). Was a pretty fun one, with a lot of good arguments.

    Liter is French for giving some fucking Cola!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 88:32


    Talk about the national championship, wild card weekend and the upcoming divisional rounds. Eamon joins in the middle and we talk about how important this game is for Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. Also, fuck the Browns.

    New Year, same shitty podcast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 71:12


    Break down the Pack getting the #1 seed. Talk about the upcoming NFL playoff games. Pretty damn good debates in this one. Enjoy you degenerates.

    Managing loads is important to winning championships

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 79:54


    Last episode before the new year. 2020 has been great. Lets keep fighting the good fight. God Bless.

    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 64:15


    Breaking down another Packer victory. We also somehow get to talking about shitting and pissing your pants. (Who the fuck knows). Bring up some pretty crazy stats about Mike Shannahan coaching tree. Thanks for listening and keep it real folks.

    Mike Mcarthy's Fat Tiddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 98:52


    We back mother fuckers and we bringing the heat, right off the bat. Took a little break during the holiday season, but got right into a groove once we started. Break down the Packers last few games and talk about the end of the season and what they need to do. Enjoy you crazy bastards.

    It was a gift Todd.... I am taking it with me.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 81:13


    We break down that bullshit game from last Sunday. I will say a win is a win and the Pack is sitting a top the NFC. Eamon is on again to defend his honor since we were trashing him the past few weeks. Everyone remember that its either mask it or casket. (Eamon) Enjoy you fuckers!!

    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 90:04


    We break down last Thursday nights game vs. the 49ers. Go through week 10 games and break down the Pack vs. Jags game. We also bring up some random shit along the way. Enjoy you bastards.

    HELLLLLLOOOO WASHINGTON!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 104:42


    Just Z and Harke for tonights pod. Go over the debacle that happened last Sunday. Get into the NFL week 9 schedule and break down the upcoming injury ridden Thursday night game. Whatever happens in the election, go to work and have a good attitude. Enjoy you filthy bastards.

    I smoked weed with John Hopkins

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 91:59


    Another week another Packers break down. Eamon is on the show again this week. Somehow we bullshit our way through the week 8 slate of games and bullshit about some random stuff as usual. Enjoy everyone. Remember to stay safe out there.

    Brennan has a MANGINA!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 94:08


    Tonight we break down what went wrong with the Pack last week. We got Pete back on the pod discussing last weeks games and dissecting the week 7 games coming up. We finally break down if the Pack can get back in the W column. Pretty fun podcast just bullshitting about football. Enjoy

    MOM!.... THE MEAT LOAF.....FUCK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 85:50


    We talk NFL and Packers. You know what we do.

    Next up: Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore.....Happy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 100:54


    Z and Nado break down the ass beating Robert Tonyan and the Packers handed the hapless falcons on Monday night, With the Packers having a bye week this upcoming week, we dove into the game a little longer than usual. Just like every week we go through the Week 5 Schedule and rip on shitty teams, players and coaches. Everyone take this week and rest up. Going to be a battle till February. God Speed.

    We got no food... We got no jobs..... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 115:49


    Well you know what we do. We bring Eamon on and we fuck shit up. Everyone will hear us break down the Packer game which we were pretty much perfect on breaking down last week. Somehow the NBA and MLB playoffs sneak into the podcast. We finish the pod off with our week 4 picks and what we think the Pack will do against the Falcons this week. I think we bring up some pretty gnarly takes on the Pack so far this year and excited to see what you guys/girls/zirs think. Much Love.

    You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 126:44


    Another week that 2 beards 1 garage is at it again. We break down last weeks game against Detroit with our special guest Eamon. We go through the week 3 slate of games and then break down the huge Sunday night game between the Saints and Packers. A little longer one this time around, but when us 3 get together we can talk a lot of NFL and especially Packers. Enjoy you ungrateful bastards.

    Give me a break. That was my first Asian!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 93:59


    We back for another break down of the NFL week 2. Rekow is making his 2nd appearance on the pod and discusses being in Vegas for the first weekend of the NFL. First we talk about the Packers ass kicking of the Vikings and discuss what we liked and some issues we saw last Sunday. We then get into our picks for this week and end the podcast with the Green Bay Detroit matchup this Sunday. Enjoy you fucks.

    Excuse me....your balls are showing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 89:48


    Oh yeah, we back. Nado and Z back with another episode. After a well deserved vacation the boys talk pretty much all NFL. We talk about last nights game (Cheifs-Texans) and we pick each game for the upcoming week 1 of the NFL season. Last, but not least, we break down the Packers vs. Vikings game this Sunday. It was great to get back into the garage and actually not sweat our balls off. Hopefully everyone enjoys us being back. If not, well too fucken bad. Happy NFL season everyone.

    Don't go in the frozen food section, Your boobs will harden.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 138:18


    Pete is back in the building. Well folks, this is the type of episode we envisioned when we started the podcast. We talk a little Brewers and Bucks then bring the Pack and some fantasy back in to finish off the pod. There are a few words that might make people feel triggered. It's ok buddy, you'll be ok. Hopefully you enjoy and lets keep the fingers crossed the NFL starts on time. God Speed.

    Hell, Lumberg Fucked Her!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 96:18


    In today's episode. We talk Brewers, Bucks and Packers. Somehow boners and sex get brought up. We cut it short, because Harke needed to be dad/ host of the year. Not bad a bad episode for a Hardo and a Simp. Enjoy fuckers!!!

    You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed fuck.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 103:05


    Well Nado added another to the mix. Had a girl on August 2nd. Yes I know, Nado is the man. Today we get back in the swing of things and talk Wisconsin sports. God damn brewers offense, wake the fuck up!! I hope everyone enjoys us getting back to the sunday routine. Next week, hopefully we got a little Packers to talk about. Other than that, enjoy and God Bless America! (This may trigger some of you).

    What you do with them, motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch, you old sailor you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 85:20


    Well boys and girls Z and Nado had to do a weeknight podcast because Pav will be pushing a small infant out of her vag this weekend. Hopefully everyone enjoys a little Brewers, Bucks and Packers talk. We dive into all 3 and tell douchbag Brewers fans to step back off the ledge. Its 6 fucken games. Chill. Another scorcher in the garage. Hopefully Nado brings some heat during next weeks episode considering he will have another human to give him strength. God Bless. Enjoy

    C'mon, Benny man. The kid is an L-7 weenie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 105:55


    In today's episode Z and Harke sweat their medium sized cocks off in the garage. We actually bring up real live sports because the ol' brew crew have started playing games. We bring up some other fun shit and dive into why the WNBA is great and should be Americas past time...... fuck no. Well boys and girls enjoy.

    Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 141:41


    In today's episode we bring the absolute trash from Point. Petey and Pratt are on the pod and man does shit go off the rails early. This episode hopefully brings ya back to some back yard ball conversations. We actually bring up some sports, but for the most part it was trying to get ripped on the least. Its a long one boys, but man, when you're hammering beers in the garage, time doesn't exist. Remember to stay safe and God Speed.

    Remember the 5 D's of Dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 87:22


    When life gives Bobcatlina lemons that magnificent fuck makes the best god damn lemonade in Junction City. We start the podcast by talking about the 1st Annual Donna Show Boat Bags Tournament. Sounded like some people got after it and some were bitches. We also bring up the up coming sports that are supposed to start and what we think will happen. Nothing like trying to patch some holes in a sinking ship that is known as sports. We bring the light in society when darkness is taking over. Remember, life is good and have fun. Thanks! Love Ya!

    Fickel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickel.....Einhorn is a MAN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 117:48


    Taking a week off really helped get us back the to podcasting sweet spot.... nah, its still trash, but my BOY Matthew Tregellas surprised me and joined the pod. We talk about everything under the sun and have some great laughs. Glad we are back and lets keep this fight going!!!

    You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 76:31


    In today's episode we dive into all 3 Wisconsin sports team and answer some questions about the start of the seasons and if the 60 game MLB season is going to hurt or help the Brewers. Bring up some interesting questions about the Packers with roster moves in their defensive backfield. Enjoy fuckers!!

    I'm Scuba Stan, Scuba's Steve's Father!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 116:41


    We got the old group back for this weeks episode. To all you fathers out there. HAPPY FATHERS DAY. Don't let the SJW's take away the shit we all do for our families. Even if you don't have a kid, hopefully you have a great male role model in your life that you can tell thanks today. In today's episode we are all over the map, (surprise, surprise) but I think we have a little bit for everyone and a little more for Schipf, because lets be honest, he has nothing better going on. Really fun episode, and always like sunday's. We went out and had fun with our families afterwards. Maybe being a father is the reason you listen, either way. We appreciate it. Stay safe. Much Love. (Peace sign).

    Hot Route! RED SEVEN, RED SEVEN.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 95:50


    In tonight's episode we dive into a bunch of different bullshit about the random leagues that are pissing down their legs. We bring up some pretty cool shit that has happened this day in sports history. Z man dedicates this episode to KOBE! and nails his first. We all know you come for the first KOBE, but lets stay till the last. We hope everyone enjoys the origami type conversation we have trying to fold and bend our way into keeping sports relevant in a time like this. Stay safe, Stay cool. Much Love

    Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 133:15


    Yo what is up fantasy lovers. This episode we have the famous and handsome Brian Hintz on to talk everything fantasy for this upcoming year and years past. Nado brings the heat on some Stevens Point residents at first, but we settle in and break down fantasy strategy and we do a mock 2 round snake draft for this upcoming fantasy year. Fun episode to record. Glad Hintz came and dropped some great fantasy knowledge. Lets make fantasy great again!! Enjoy you glorious bastards. Love you all!

    What's all the pet food for?.......Fiber

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 86:44


    Yo what is up 2B1G Nation. Tonights podcast fucken crushed it. We bring up pretty much all the major sports and we discuss the future and if we really want to debate if baseball is still Americas past time. You come for the info, you stay for the KOBE'S!!! We hope you all enjoy the random shit we bring up. It's fun to see where some of these convos go. If you got better important shit to do, go do it. We don't care. If ya want to catch up with ya boys, stay. ENJOY!

    Where women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 81:15


    Harke uses this podcast to get back to feeling like a normal human again and not a hung over pile of garbage. Fun episode where we dive into a bunch of old and new stories about hammering down town La Crosse. We talk about if the NBA gets back what it will actually look like. Talk about how Rodgers seems excited with the addition of Funchess. Of course we go down some random rabbit holes, but if you're and avid listener, you have come to expect that. Enjoy!

    This is a house of learning doctors.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 81:41


    This episode we dive into what is on everyones mind and we do our best to give our opinions and seeing both sides of the issues. We all live our own lives with experiences and our own thoughts. If people have to right intention why shut them down? Alright, enough with the sappy bullshit, I hope you fuckers enjoy it. Not a ton of sports, if thats why you came, well go listen to another podcast breaking down all the games being played right now. Fuck stick. Enjoy

    Damn Alligator, Bite My Hand Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 98:37


    Petey's back on the Sunday Pod. Another one of us just bullshitting, waiting until these damn sports get back. Which may be sooner rather than later. Well, maybe not those dumb shits in baseball, but some others are making progress. Enjoy.

    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina'.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 114:53


    In this episode we bring on Z's cousin Will, who lives in San Diego now. We thought it would be good to get a hip young persons point of view, because, lets be real, Nado and Z are the farthest thing from hip. We talk about a lot of different shit from NFL looking like its a go, to MLB, shitting down its leg. Fun episode. Holy shit swamp ass city, but we will do anything for you guys and gals. Hopefully you enjoy. If not, sit in your own unairconditioned garage and hammer buschs and bobcatalinas and sweat your dicks off and talk about other shit. ENJOY!

    You can't catch a bat in a pot, ya moron. (or eat one for that matter)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 107:25


    Memorial Day special podcast. Even though we actually still recorded it on Sunday. I got too drunk afterwards and didn't upload it then. We break down last years NFL playoff teams. We pick who we think is going to get in again this year, and who we think might take a step back. Talk about some other random shit. Put a good dent into a 30 rack. Hopefully everyone is having a great Memorial Day weekend. Stay safe out there people. And remember, HAVE FUN!!

    "I think I just hit a chunk in the road.....I think I just chunked in my pants!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 112:42


    In this episode we have another new guest to the pod. The Sheriff Nate. We are not fully sure of his title in law enforcement, but he's there. We are all over the map on this episode. I don't think we get to sports until about 12 mins in. If anyone needs to hear about the MLB, NBA or NFL no playing, skip to around 12 mins. You'll maybe find what yo looking for. We answer some listeners questions and dive deep into the Last Dance documentary. All in all, great episode. It has twist and turns, boners and burns. Keep it real crew!

    "YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 105:51


    In this episode w talk a lot about just random shit. Until there is sports back, you guys and girls better get used to us just absolute bullshitting our way through these. Real fun episode to record. The Buschs were flowing decent and with the shitty weather, what else did we have to do? Enjoy you beautiful bastards.

    Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf. And she grabs me by the wiener.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 97:08


    In today's episode we have another first time guest on the podcast, our buddy Rekow. Rekow is a good shit even though he is a Cubs fan. We talk about the Packers schedule a little more, and Z brings up some interesting facts on the history of the match ups with most of the teams the Pack play this season. We also get into a bunch of other shit and start talking a little Rona because, what the hell else is there to talk about today. Fun podcast to do. Nado was being a kind of bitch in the drinking category. But just like Kevin from the Office said, "some days Superman just has to take off his cape." Enjoy shit heads.

    That sail is limp, like your DICK!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 72:15


    Nado and Petey today for our Sunday episode. Happy Mothers day to the 1 or 2 women who actually listen to this bullshit podcast. We dive into the NFL schedule release. We bring up the tough games or stretches we see for the Pack and also, where they might be able to make up some ground. We finally had some live sports to watch last with UFC. We talk about that for a little bit, then just bring up some NADO and Petey black out stories. Pete came in a few lattes deep before the podcast and I think it shows in the end. hahah Enjoy you bastards.

    "I don't even know what the fuck a Quail is"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 96:18


    In this episode we try to bridge the gap between having a sports podcast and having no sports. We probably fail, but ya know the strong prevail, and we aint no bitches. We bring up a bunch of random shit and even ask a few interesting questions on getting plastered and what you would rather happen to you. Like always fam, keep it cool and keep it safe.

    You sold my dead bird to a BLIND KID?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 135:36


    In this episode we fuck shit up like usual. We bring some sweet stats, but also bring the truth... we are drunk..Lets keep it real. Enjoy! GO PACK GO

    That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of Ace.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 95:47


    In this weeks episode we diver farther into the shit show that may be the Green Bay Packers this year. There are a few jag offs writing stories about Rodgers and Lafluer. We try our best to try and sift through all the bullshit and figure out what may be going on. Yo shit birds, didn't we go through this 15 years ago? To be honest, we get a little tuned up by the end of it, but that comes with the territory. Hopefully you like the content, we bring up a few cool facts and stats about some players playing now and Brett Favre on the Falcons back in '91. Enjoy, and remember, to do your part to keep America working towards greatness. 4th Quarter! Theirs!

    Steve Pratt + a Tiger= Tiger King

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 132:04


    In this episode we break down the draft. Love it or hate it, thats what they did. We got a guest going through what we think of most of the picks. Lets get real, some of them aren't that cool. We try to think of most mind sets of drafting a QB when ya got Rodgers. Remember we are all losers, and not the GM of the Pack, but the fun thing is, we all can think we are. Also, if you didn't get blacked out for one of the rounds, shame on you. GO PACK GO!

    Yo, lets get this draft shit roooollinng. With the 30th Pick the Green Bay Packers Select?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 86:56


    In this episode we give you our 1st round mock draft. It was pretty damn fun breaking down each teams needs and who we think will go where. Of course this is going to look like the first time you had sex....an embarrassing shit show, but it was fun and who knows, we may get a few right. Keep track and remind us next week how fucken terrible we did. God Speed. (we did realize we may have fucked up a trade in our top 10, so we might have a different top 10 than on the podcast.) We will post our final top 10 on Twitter, but will send it to everyone who is participating.

    Radio? Who needs a Radio? Ready Harry!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 134:01


    The guys from 2Beards1Garage bring the heat with this episode. They have Eamon on as a second time guest. We explain the draft challenge we have for all of our listeners. We also go through some of the best undrafted NFL players. Some of the guys will surprise your. We go over all of our favorite sports movies, and ones that can go fuck off! The end is use just bullshitting like some dudes. You know the stuff we all took for granted and miss about hanging out at a bar. Enjoy and remember. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

    We are the "Warren Buffets" of the NFL.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 124:27


    In today's episode, we really get into the nitty gritty (great one hit wonder band) about who we would buy, sell, and short if NFL players were stocks. It was actually one of my favorite podcasts to do. We got a bunch of listeners input into this episode. As a podcast I would say we are late bloomers in the podcast game but, "Buy us now, and you will be flying in PJ's in no time."

    I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's Jacket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 132:22


    In today's episode we bring another man into the pod to make having normal sex into a gangbang!! ("Im here for the gang bang" Old School quote). We dive into everything and ask our guest some very important questions. Busch Lights stock price just went up after this episode. It's long, but worth it!! (Thats what she said). Enjoy!!

    It's Hot in these Rhino's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 86:06


    In today's episode we go over the best NFL teams to never win a championship. The first one hurts the worst, the rest of them aren't so bad. There are two which are almost as good at Packer wins. Everyone has to remember to stay strong and positive. What else do we got? If it's that bad, crack open a beer and call us. We are just trying to past the time as this shit storm continues to move on. Remember as Gary Allen said, "Every storm runs out of rain." The end is near!! Stay true, Stay strong. Peace.

    Big Trucks "Compensate" for Small Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 87:08


    In this episode we go over some questions the ravenous listeners asked. Kaitlin, Bobcatalina, Eamon and a Polito's customer get their answers or statements answered. We are really starting to hit our groove in the busch light hammering game. Backyard Ball gets brought up and how fucken awesome that shit was back in the day. Keep up good spirits. We are the United States for a reason. We will get through this. #Neverforget

    Rectum? Damn near killed em!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 57:36


    In this episode we just bullshit about more of our greatest Packer memories. We dive into other random shit. Nado hits his first RIP Kobe!! Unfortunatley it was not on camera. Don't worry he is a great athlete and will hit more. It's another sports hiatus podcast, and if you want more sports talk, talk to the fucker who had sex with a bat at a market. Anyways. Enjoy!! Our sponsor for tonights podcast. Enjoy....but not too much. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GM10N8K/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_api_i_4ntHEbNCPT4E8

    Social Distance Deez Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 63:28


    Big news on the 2 Beards 1 Garage brand. After that though, who the fuck knows what we talk about anymore. If you are here for Sports, get your fucken head out of your ass and realize there is jack shit to talk about! We drink beer and just bullshit about whatever. Enjoy and remember, wash your hands.

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