A Constant State Of Annoyance Podcast

Episode Notes I begin this episode talking about the serious threat of a 14 year old on Call of Duty saying that he is going to court your mom. I discuss how assaulting people based on their race is terribly wrong but assaulting people based on their blood type or by having handle bar mustaches is virtuous. Finally I dissect how annoying and infuriating the song Lonely by Justin Bieber. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Things between me and the podcast have been tense lately which is why the episode is late. I explain why the podcast doesn't make me feel like the way it use to make me feel and how I intend to fix it. I also talk about the daunting task of finding an apartment in a short time spam. My apartment hunting has brought me to the dirty waters of craigslist and I show you guys one of the wildest ads I've ever seen. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Before hopping on the pod I took a big hard look at the current state of my hair line, which is why I start out talking about how it's Chinas fault that I'm going bald. In this episode I explain my obsession with procreating with a 6 foot Guatemalan women with high IQ. I discuss my new business idea and how I want to get ahead of the curb in renting out sex robots to the masses. Finally I talk about my new job in Virginia. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I talk about my fail safe "dating app strategy". I rant about not having the libido to find your dumb little bio on Bumble charming and how most bio's are the same. After my recent uneventful break up I talk about how I will never let myself date a level headed woman that won't produce topics of conversation for the podcast. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes "Are you suppose to clean your mattress?" is the terrifying thought that I had while brushing my teeth and realizing that I've NEVER done any sort of maintenance to my mattress. In this podcast I discuss if it's nastier to make love in your bed or in the bed of your lover. I talk about how traumatizing it would be to be one with the universe and experience the bacteria crawl on your skin. Finally I rant about the Lola Bunny craze and how people need to stop crying about a bunny not having whooping big breast in a movie that's clearly a cash grab. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I'm here in Virginia striking back against the colonist, spreading the Puerto Rican variant of Corona. In this episode I list the extra side effects of the new deadly Boricua stain of COVID. I've been in Virginia looking for a job and I've noticed how annoying the new pre-employment screening process is, it's so frustrating that it's bred a fresh new hatred for anybody working in HR. I explain how everybody in HR is a loser that never followed their dreams and how they are the last people that should be screening out new candidates for companies. Finally I give my opinion on pro mask propaganda and showcase my own little pro mask PSA to help get the message across. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I'm so tired of employers asking for my urine without taking me out to dinner first. In this episode I talk about how employers bathe in their employees urine so our pheromones subconsciously makes us trust them and unable to betray them. I also look up what drugs stay in your system the longest so you can know when is the right time to hit that crack pipe before a job interview. Since I've been on the market hunting for a juicy minimum wage slave opening to sink my teeth in and rant about on the pod I've been keeping my body "federally clean" and staying away from all vices...except porn. Finally I rant about Japanese porn and how they blur out the genitals to boost their tourism. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes So Logan Paul has decided to move to PR to evade taxes(as anybody with money should do) and Puerto Rican twitter has been running rampant with nonsensical BS. In this episode I talk about the hypocrisy of Puerto Ricans and how Logan Paul actually helps our cause. I explain the weird relationship that Puerto Rico has with the US and how that's the reason why people are so angry. Finally I talk about how divisive twitter can be and how it gets in the way of us truly getting together and helping each other out in impactful ways. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I rant about the most irritating aspects of Valentines Day. I rant about the dumb go to items that people gift each other and how its all meaningless stuff that simply gets burned up in the breakup. I talk about the difficulty of purchasing balloons and how gifting balloons to an adult always feels ridiculous. Valentines day is a marketing tool where men are forced to give their significant other gifts if they don't want to feel the wrath female FOMO. Finally I discuss the darkness behind gifting an expensive gift for Valentines Day if you aren't in a relationship with them. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The weight of 2020 has finally hit me and it's thrown me into complete existentialism. Being stuck in my house for a whole year has truly made me forget who I am and what I enjoy doing. To cope with these feeling I have turned to the dark and forbidden pleasures of eating butt. For a whole year I was overly cautious of bacteria and germs, but now I've broken free of that repression and decided to swan dive into a bacteria metropolis. In this episode of the podcast I talk about how you should prepare before munching on that crack and how I like my crack seasoned. I also discuss what aspect of 2020 has been truly messing with me emotionally. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes There is only one way to spice up your weeks during COVID and that is by loitering at the mall. I use to enjoy going to the mall and could people watch for hours, but masks have definitely ruined one of my favorite past times. In this episode I rant about mall cops and how they are being used in the mall now. I also talk about the unspoken detrimental effects of wearing a mask while eating Fuyuns. Finally I talk about how beauty doesn't last forever and that's ok. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes There is nothing that makes me happier than losing myself in hypothetical situations. It just feels so nice to completely peel off my perception of the world and sit in the consciousness(or what I assume is their consciousness) of somebody else. In this episode I talk about being the doctor who created COVID-19 and how he should stop celebrating and get back to creating new horrors to unleash upon this planet. I also talk about being a billionaire and if I was going to chemically castrate a high percentage of the population to "save the world" how I would do it. Finally I imagine how messed up it would be to finally achieve spiritual enlightenment but while still being a nymphomaniac. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Welp I finally did it, I quit my job. In this episode I talk about the contrast of how miserable I felt working at Starbucks but how happy people were when I handed them their daily dose of poising. I discuss how much marketing influences peoples choices and how we LOVE to get brainwashed. If you are ever planning to work at Starbucks don't, it's slave labor and unlike Burger King you are forced to put a smile on your face at ALL TIMES. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Are you bored with music lately and don't know what to listen to anymore? I was in the same place until I fell into the Russian Post-Punk rabbit hole. In this episode I talk about how I don't know what the Russians in those songs are saying but that's why I like it, because it gives me room for my own interpretation. Who would you rather make love to: Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump? I ponder on this question for a little bit too long and I discuss how it's a shame that the world is ruled by the ugly. Finally I talk about 3 Kings Day and how Puerto Ricans have the best holiday season. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes 2020 is down to it's final days and my hopes are terribly down. In this episode I wonder if it's really worth it making a resolutions this year. I also discuss how to make money if you blow off all your fingers using fireworks this news years. I'm seriously afraid of stray bullets and I discuss how my mother implanted that fear in me. Finally I talk about what I'm planning to put in my resolution if I make one. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY HERE. In this episode I talk about how I'm trying to brain wash my self in believe that everyday "Is The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" and why I'm doing it. I also talk about Jesus(since his birthday is in 2 days) and why Jesus needs a brother named Bob Christ or a son to get more people interested in Christianity again. The Catholic god has always bothered me and in this episode I explain why. I discuss the need for a new new testament, we need modern day miracles to get more people in churches(regardless if the miracles are real or manufactured). Finally I talk about how I use Christmas to celebrate Joseph for having the patience and strength of not stoning Mary to death after getting randomly pregnant during biblical times. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes This year has sucked so hard that I've barely acknowledged that Christmas is less than 10 day away. I'm trying to force the Christmas spirt but if I'm honest I'm just not there. In this episode I talk about the true reason why the Christmas spirit hasn't hit me yet and how not shopping in person during Black Friday is probably the main reason for my holiday blues. I rant about mistletoes and how the tradition of kissing under it has to definitely breed a holiday stereotype of a pervert that stands purposely stands under a mistletoe to get some lip action. Finally I talk about the true reason why suicides are so high during the holiday season. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Whenever you study a historical event in class, most of the time it's a grave tragedy that sticks out from all the other event's in time. That's what I say to every dumdum that thinks that living through "Historical Times" is a good thing. In this episode I rant about my birthday and how my boomer mom has a weird and annoying dynamic when it comes to taking pictures. I also talk about the anatomy of the smart phone of a boomer and why taking pictures means nothing anymore. Finally I rant about how this is the time in history where I've consumed the most amount of adds and why commercials are more uncomfortable than when a homeless person bangs his cup on your car window while you are waiting for the light to change. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes It's 2 days till my birthday and I always get overly ponderous about life during this time. In this episode I ponder about the sanctity of life and when does life really begin, out of the womb, when you finally become conscious or in the balls? I talk about how grateful I am for the life I've lived and how lucky I am to grow up in a place where high internet speed were impossible to get. I truly believe that is the reason why I'm not an incel, I mean I always wanted to lose my self into MMORPG's but never had the internet speed to do so I guess that saved me from being a socially awkward mess. Finally I talk about the therapeutic properties of conspiracy podcasts and how it's been helping me throughout the quarantine. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The Bush administration was the first to pardon a turkey, since then presidents have kept this dumb tradition alive to current day. But this year is unlike any other year, people are dying, the economy is semi closed, a lot of people have lost their jobs and are struggling to keep up with rent, meanwhile the president is waving his hand over a turkey sparing it from Guantanamo bay. In this episode I go on a full on rant about the the turkey pardoning and I rant about why turkeys are useless birds that shouldn't be forgiven. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I know that everybody who says this(or types it) outload always looks like a buffoon, but I'm a man that has a lot of ideas. I'm constantly having ideas on how to improve things for myself and for other. In this episode I talk how CVS can make A LOT MORE MONEY by simply putting male sex toys on their shelves. They already have "Intimate Female Massagers" So why not stock their shelves with some pocket p*ssies. Most men don't buy toys nor explore their sexually and I explain the exact reason behind this. Finally I talk about how McDonalds has been asleep on the wheel, they've built a ginormous empire but they have grown stale and boring. They haven't brought an innovating piece of poison on their menu in YEARS and in this episode I decided to gift them a billion dollar idea(look at the title). Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In the town I live in Puerto Rico there is a new mayor and for some reason people feel the need to drive around and obnoxiously wave the flag of their victorious candidate all around town. In this episode I talk about what that guy did to get the job as a new mayor and how that is evidence that people who take politics too seriously are dumb. Finally I talk about getting old why I think it's not worth being alive past 70. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Politics is dumb but I guess that I have to talk about it. In this episode I talk about how life is like going to the Olive Garden and voting is the decision you have of adding a soup or a salad with your entrée. The way I see it you are all fighting over the preference of the cheap recently defrosted appetizer of the other when in reality what really matters in life is the entrée you order and the fact that you have the liberty to pick one of many great entrees. I talk about how I didn't get a voting sticker and why that is ultimately unfair. Finally I describe the 3 main political party's in Puerto Rico with a sex analogy. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I talk about my history with nicotine. How I'm VERY addicted to this dumb drug and how I had my first cigarette in 6 months. I wish that I could healthily incorporate nicotine in my life but I legit don't know how to pace myself. When I smoke cigarettes I chain smoke and when I vape ill glutton my way through a Juul cart and a half a day. Hence the name of the episode Nicotine Queen. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Somedays I wake up wishing that I was dumb enough to believe that beautiful is all that matters. Maybe in my next life I'll be able to reincarnate as a low IQ'ed female. In this episode I talk about aesthetic and how people who concentrate too much on looking aesthetically pleasing are annoying. I also talk about being sad during quarantine and the best excuse you can make to remain unhealthy and not change your life around. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode Mr. Steal your girl emerges and explains why your girl doesn't love you anymore and why he's cooler than you. He explains the true purpose of his incessive need to wear sunglasses at all times and why he always has a tooth pick casually hanging on the corner of his mouth. Finally I talk about why letting Mr. Steal your girl "ruin" your life is COMPLETLY your fault. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I have been an on and off meditator for the past two years. But I hop on this episode with 3 straight days where I've meditated for 30 minutes. Which means that I am no longer George Blaha, I am JOYce Blaha. I let Joyce manifest itself through me and Joyce gives you all a mantra to use to let go of all the pent up anger that you have about your ex. I also talk about the weird noises that come from the mountains while I meditate. Sometimes I hear cows, packs of dogs and what I believe to be the screams of some patient being illegally experimented on in a secret CIA underfunded base....or it's just a goofy goat. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

EPISODE NOTES HAPPY NATIONAL CRACK DAY! In this episode I make fun of 2 chainz 2013 hit: Crack. In this song he sings about ALWAYS having crack on him and I seriously wonder if that is still the case today. I had my first ever sleep paralysis episode this week and let me say that it is definitely as bad as people say it is. Finally I talk about how making your child lame is the best way to keep him drug free until college. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I truly believe that the people with malfunctioning pelvises need more representation and in this episode I concocted a little song for them. I talk about the pros and cons of dating somebody with a WAP, how dating somebody with a WAP is going to leave you in financial ruin and with a soggy mattress. I've been shopping for cars and I noticed that being in a car lot with money in your pocket truly simulates the day to day experience of women. Everybody is overly nice to you but the niceties aren't genuine, they all come with ulterior motives. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I'm out there hunting(begging) for a minimum job again. In this episode I talk about how annoying it has been to hunt for a job and how employers expect you to jump through a ridiculous amount of hoops to score their miserable minimum waged job with no growth opportunity. I honestly believe that I'm highly qualified for most job because my autopilot is ON POINT! Having an excellent autopilot is a key skill to have to be good at your job and in this episode I explain why. Finally I talk about the ridiculous questions that a Boost Mobile was asking on Facebook before they would let me send in my resume. One of the questions was: "If you had the opportunity to become a brand of cereal, which one would it be?"...I wish I was kidding. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I can't believe I spent 30 minute on ONE topic, that a Constant State of Annoyance Podcast first. Have you ever seen a cleavage that makes you use every ounce of will power to not stare at it? In this episode I talk about the power of cleavage and the effect of it on men. I rant about how stupid motor boating is and how it's normally something you pay for. Why would you pay for something that brings no real pleasure? Somebody please enlighten me on the joy of this ridiculous activity. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I've noticed how we all edit our actions and live unfulfilled lives because we care way too much about how we THINK the tribe sees us. I'm aware of this and I still fall victim to this weak mindset. In this episode I talk about hair loss and how I want to prepare myself mentally for it. I also talk about women outing men for sending them random d%ck pics and how I want to use these threads to market the podcast. Finally I explain why men send random d%ck pics and trust me, the answer WILL surprise you. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I talk about wanting to get into the rap game and become unsuccessful on yet another medium. If I actually tried to become a mumble rapper I would definitely get a couple of face tattoos that would disable me from finding a real job. It's "art" or nothing. I talk about the importance of kegels in these turbulent times and provide some inspiration with a sperm analogy. Finally I talk about the controversial video showing the dirty kitchen of a famous Puerto Rican restaurant called Latin Star. Latin star video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DgxW9dwoU Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The reason why this episode is late is because I foolishly thought I had Corona Virus, but apparently having a constant stream of liquefied boogers run down your right nostril isn't a symptom of COVID-19. In the short span of time where I thought I had Corona I invented a new line of work that will make you tons of money in these chaotic times called "The Corona Hitman". A Corona Hitman is somebody that is hired by people who want their grandparents will money ASAP and pay you a percentage of their take to infect them. I talk about the best way to infect them and how it isn't as evil as it sounds. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I've been called an old man A BUNCH OF TIMES, mostly by women I've dated. It's normally due to my grumpy(or grampy) attitude that I inherited from my "advanced age" family. I talk about how i'm trying to change my grumpy old attitude and how I really need to enjoy my youth more. I also shine light at that one period of time where I was practicing "No Fap", was in a dry spell and splattered a batch of 2 month old refined testicle juice(extra pulpy) all over my underwear at the beach. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes It's been a stressful couple of weeks and I decided to subscribe to an Italian OnlyFans page called CUMRAGU(yes it's cumrag, but since she's Italian she turned rag in to ragu) that does sexy foot shadow puppets to release some steam. But of course, like everything it was too good to be true. The second I bought 3 months of her services she went AWOL. In this episode I discuss the reason why she stopped posting and how her excuses aren't enough for me to take the L. Finally I talk and ponder about my options in life and how it's hard to choose a path in life because everything seems like a scam. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I was raised by old people, all my life I was around people who had to pop 2-8 pills a day just to be alive. I picked up a lot of old people bad habits. The worst habit I picked up from the "dying" was complaining. Oh I love to complain about you whippersnappers! In this episode I rant about the black and white picture challenge that was running all over Instagram. I explain how I initially thought that women were promoting awareness of the color blind and how hilarious that would have been. Then I discuss why I think that social media challenges are weird and annoying. All I want is for social media challenges to be more challenging and make people work harder for their likes. Is that too much to ask for? Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I decide to try out a new format, a podcast format filled with positivity and joy. Yuck! The fact that I lasted 10 minutes as the "new and improved JOYCE Blaha" still amazes me. Later I talk about the "Naked Athena", the lady that got naked in front of the cops in Portland. I discuss what she could have done better, why it annoys me when people call her Athena and why i'm tired of dumb little stories like these getting shared and blown out of proportion. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I finally made it to episode 100, the fact that I got this far blows me away to be honest. In this episode I talk about where the podcast came from and under what circumstances this podcast came to be. I ramble through a BUNCH of topics due to the buzz that im under brought to you by the episode #100 party I had with my staff. Doing this podcast has had it's ups and it's downs and on this episode I debate whether to quit comedy and become a self help guru that sells online courses that teaches you how to use poppers medicinally to finally unlock your full potential. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes School is BACK! In this episode I predict how kids playing tag and sneezing on each other are going to delete old people from existence. I also talk about how painful it is to be old and how getting into butt stuff at the age of 50 is important to enjoy yourself in a nursery home. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes As a minimum wage worker that has a heavy frown throughout my shift it's pretty frustrating to see how I can't make any money with my time or with the genitals that I was born with. In this episode I talk about the OnlyFans craze and how it's shaping our society. I talk about the earning potential of this type of work and how it makes college look like the worst idea ever. I also talk about corset piecings...yup...that's a thing and finally I give a pro OnlyFans graduation speech. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The Sahara dust is roaming around our beautiful Puerto Rican sky's and I KNOW EXACTLY who's behind all of this, sadly the news isn't reporting on it. Statues are a hot button topic right now and as a person that has never read a plaque in its entirety and never goes to the park I give my opinion on this "important" issue. Finally People in the beautiful island of Puerto Rico want to take down the Christopher Columbus statue and that's a very BAD idea and I explain why. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes WE HAVE A SOUNDBOARD! And when I say "we" I'm referring to me and the other 8 people that work on this podcast. In this episode I talk about Nickelodeon's decision to get SpongeBob out of the closet, is it a cheap PR stunt? Can nickelodeon actually do more if they care about LGBTQ+ issues? Later I reminisce about the sex ed class I took in middle school and talk about how it affected my life. Remember Bob the Tomatoes? He's gay and I explain why? Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I will say I'm not my greatest when I talk about current events because I always take a while to form a strong and solid opinion on something. In this episode I talk about cancelling my mom and what she did that led me to excommunicate myself from her. I discuss how people are cancel hungry and are trying to cancel people that have posted things that aren't that bad. But if we are going to cancel everybody we should also cancel the babies that are on video smearing Nutella on their face for doing black face. Finally I talk about how annoying it is when people get rewarded for saying obvious things on twitter and I briefly talk about the Australian 16 year old that got in trouble for doing a questionable makeup tutorial on Tik Tok. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes This was definitely a tough episode because I'm normally a dark goof ball but it's hard not to talk about the George Floyd protests and the riots. I talk about how a lot of people are lashing out at the system and WHY a lot of people are lashing out at the system. These riots were inevitable and the quarantine accelerated these riots. Some people totally predicted this and I believe that Jimmmy Fallons PR team or agent decided to get that black face sketch off their back now because they knew that something much bigger than that was going to happen and everybody would forget. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I've been forcing myself to watch new TV shows cuz I'm tired of binging and watching the same garbage. This brought me to take a peek of an episode of Jeopardy and boy was that weird, a bunch of people that devoted their lives to hoarding facts to win a game show just blew me away. I doubt my generation would ever be into a game show like that, although there is one stereotype of Gen Z'r that might be into that. Are you that annoying type of Gen Z'r? Listen to the juicy rant I have about those people and find out! I started watching the show hoarders and I got to say that I'm captivated, I love watching somebody loose it from a safe distance. But I hate it when they want to make a sad hoarders episode, when they capture a truly sad story. In this episode rant about how I only watch Hoarders when the hoarder in the episode is missing teeth and I explain why I that simple fact tells me that it's going to be a good episode. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I've been 3 months sober and let me tell you, it has not been fun, it has been positive but not fun. On paper I'm the healthiest I've ever been, but mentally I'm a wreck. In this episode I talk about the one thing that keeps me loyal to my sobriety despite going crazy during quarantine. If I don't see any changes in my life after 3 more months of being sober I'm going on a quest for God. The first place I'm going to go searching is at a MEGACHURCH. In this podcast I list all the reasons why I'm going megachurch and why I'm never going to go back to the weak grip of the catholic church.Follow the Podcast on Facebook: hereFollow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcastFollow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blahaTwiter: @gblahacomedyFind out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I talk about being a high school senior throughout this pandemic. I argue on why high school is the peak of a lot of peoples lives and how these people are missing out on the climax of their high school experience. I talk about how lost and weird it is to transition to college and how you truly aren't prepared to pick a major when you are 18. Some days I think that discovering comedy ruined my life, I talk about the path that I have taken so far and what I would have done differently. Finally I talk about how I would love for a cult of Asymptomatic corona virus infected people to arise from all of this chaos and how I would love for them to attempt to do terrorist attacks to get more people infected just to make the news interesting.Follow the Podcast on Facebook: hereFollow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcastFollow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blahaTwiter: @gblahacomedyFind out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes If you are looking for something funny this isn't the episode for you. I rant about how ridiculous it is to get angry over somebody else loosing weight. Weight loss should never about LOOKING BETTER it should be about feeling better, having a clearer mind and having more energy. Losing weight should be about not being a slave to fatty food and being able to have a stronger grip on your life. I also talk about how important it is to develop an emotional immune system and not letting other peoples input change the way you feel.Follow the Podcast on Facebook: hereFollow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcastFollow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blahaTwiter: @gblahacomedyFind out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I begin the episode talking about the Corona Virus protests in the United States, how the "I need a haircut" sign is the worst point to make during that protest and how I feel about the whole ordeal. Chuck-E-Cheese is the best place to take your kid to teach him/her how America works and I explain why. I rant about organic chicken nuggets for 10 minutes(this what the quarantine has reduced my life to) and how bad organic food makes people care less about animals. I love cults, I find them super interesting but what I'm most interested in is how does the 5th dimensional being that elevated the cult leaders consciousness must feel when they realize that that person is using their holy knowledge of the universe for evil and profit. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: hereFollow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcastFollow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blahaTwiter: @gblahacomedyFind out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I changed the set of my podcast, be sure to give me your opinions on that. This episode isn't a funny one, it starts out goofy with talks about sex robots and how the first models are going to be clunky and cause injury's and then I started talking about my fears. My mom is 61 years old, I talk about how important my relationship with my mother is and how I'm afraid to give her COVID-19 due to my exposure to people at my job. Do you have a drill sergeant in your mind constantly dishing out orders, pushing you to your limits and telling you that you are not good enough? I talk about my mental drill sergeant and how this new feature in my brain has affected my life. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co