Alcohol & Anxiety

This might not be the most hilarious and obnoxious episode we've done, but it sure is a great one. We felt lighter when it ended -- like a true therapy session.

We're all over the place, and when we talk about anal leakage, you might gag. But apparently placing salt on your tongue will keep you from gagging. Who knew!? Well, now you do. You're welcome. #themoreyouknow

Sex toys, sex apps, sex positions. It's all in here in this episode.

It's a run down of the bachelor/bachelorette party.

Strip clubs - do you go solo? Or do you bring your partner? Do you throw ones or do you throw 50's? How hygienic are you?

In life, there are things you wish you didn't know and things that you wish you did know but can't get the answers to. This episode is full of examples for both.

Join us as we discuss our awkward encounters...as if we haven't done this a million times before.

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. His mood is irritating and his stories are disturbing. But in this episode we learn a lot about him, yet he managed to make us feel like we don't know him at all.

It is our 2 year anniversary today!! Two years of pure chaos - relentless banter - uncontrollable laughter - and tear jerking moments. Thank you for finding us entertaining and for coming back for more....no matter how long it takes between episodes.

Being a young widow is tough, but imagine being the guy that decides to date (and then marry) that woman. We hear about Jessica's perspective often, but this episode is dedicated to hearing Brian's side -- the brave soul that confidently took on a challenge most men would shy away from. What was it like? How has it been? Brian tells all.

....a month later, and you're still waiting for a new episode!? Talk about an abusive relatio....*ahem*, dedication. We meant to say "dedication".

...it has been awhile. Life is hectic - our schedules are ever changing - and this is the best we can do. Thank you for sticking around.

Gavin joins us with a round of questioning. There is no rhyme or reason, but there is entertainment.

Just a few life lessons you never thought you'd need to hear: answer your phone, it might be an emergency. Try tickling yourself, you probably can't. Take care of your toenails, you don't want them to look like the desert.

This episode ends a month long hiatus. In our defense, we thought the machine was broken and we didn't have the money to fix. Turns out, the memory card was bad. So, here we are, back with another episode full of shit and nonsense to ruin your day. Or as one person said, "vulgar content that is a waste of time". You're Welcome!

Jessica went to Oregon for a business trip and came back an engaged woman. While that was the highlight of the weekend, we really didn't talk much about it. Per the usual, Jacob stole the spotlight and took control of the show.

....welp, sometimes even the pros mess up. After an hour of recording our first episode of the week, we realized we never pressed record. How we would love for you to hear that discovery. But, as the saying goes, "if at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again". So tried again, we did.

Well, he got a new job and forgot about us. I guess we gotta appreciate him for showing up for this episode.

Have you ever stayed up at night wondering how many times your hand finds it way down to your nether regions? Well, wonder no more. With the DickBit, get live tracking, set goals, join friend boards, compete, and beat your meat.

Listen along as we dabble in a little bit of "Jealousy in Relationships" talk....and a bunch of other pointless things.

Welp, we thought we were spicing things up by finally using our soundboard buttons, but we obviously don't know what we're doing -- here and/or in life. At least we have each other.

Honestly, this episode sounds mostly like a therapy session for Jessica. She reflects on herself, admits to some of her own toxic behaviors, and tries to decode her dreams. And let's just say, it's not that exciting.

....take a man golfing and he comes back brand new and ready to co-host a podcast episode.

There is nothing more bizarre than having fans message us or approach us. While we know we post publicly, and are heard internationally, it is so crazy to have people talk to us about it. Admittedly, pure embarrasment hits first, followed by thoughts of "damn, people actually listen!". It makes us feel like we should be inspirational, use our platform for the greater good. But then we get in the room with each other, put the mics to our mouths, and just let our thoughts flow freely -- the end result: an utter mess of word vomit. But you're here for it and asking for more. Maybe you are a bunch of trash bags like us.

In this episode, come explore 9 fun facts about pubic hair! That's right, we're talking pubes and you don't want to miss out.

We are one week away from the Super Bowl. Who do you got? Are you as superstitious as Jacob?

Join us, as Jessica talks about her two favorite things (or, actually, is it three favorite things?)

Oh you know, just the usual Question and Answer series where Jessica asks Jacob all the inappropriate questions.

Jacob has something going on. Is it Chlamydia? Is it a UTI? Is it dehydration? Maybe anxiety? Click play and listen to his story

Jessica and Jacob share their frustrations and with the newly added Express Lanes on the freeway and how these paid lanes have only worsened traffic rather than improving it. Which then leads them into a discussion about other failed propositions (in their eyes).

New year - same us. Let's get it....

Who knew talking to Jacob could be so therapeutic and insightful!?

When life gets hard, coffee is there.

It's like the universe didn't want this episode to be released. Between computer issues and the hosting website not loading, we almost gave up publishing this one. But here we are -- persevering.

Once upon a time, Jessica bought a book and felt like it brought a spirit with it. She's had anxiety ever since. Why she still bought it, we will never know. Where is that book now? Well....we don't have the answer to that question either.

It is Thanksgiving week and we are thankful for you!

The last episode was a heated conversation, so much so Jacob was prepared to fight Jessica if needed. Fortunately, no feelings were hurt, but time to decompress was needed before getting back to normal.

Do you do it or do you not?

Come to us for all your prayer needs -- where we keep them short, sweet, and solid -- like Jacob's sex life.

We'll never know whether or not it was ancient astronauts or ancient aliens, but what we do know is how much Jacob hates that show. For someone that doesn't believe in aliens, Jacob sure talks about them a lot.

...We know, we know! It's been awhile since we've had a Monday drop, but look at us! We're here now and that's all that matters. This is life -- things happen, priorities take over, and you just roll with the punches. This episode isn't the greatest - nor the most educational - but we appreciate you for sticking around for it.

We missed yet another episode -- but it wasn't our fault this time. Our recording went corrupt and we were unable to load it for your listening pleasure. We doubt this one makes up for it, but again, we tried. You're welcome.

...Will Be.

Man, it feels good to be back.

The title is pretty self explanatory. Listen in to hear all about where we've been, why we've missed episodes, and how the wedding went. Did Jacob bomb his best man's speech? Did Jessica really go to the emergency room again for anxiety?

We apologize for missing a couple episodes, but the wedding countdown is officially on and we have some duties to take care of. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming after this weekend.

Wash - Rinse - Repeat. That is how this episode feels. Just more of the same.

Go to the Instagram page (@alcoholandanxietypod) and cast your vote - Which is better, the sunrise OR the sunset?

Turning compliments into insults -- the uncanny skill that many over-thinkers have mastered. Is it their own insecurities? Is it the ability to see through bullshit? Either way, accepting compliments isn't always an easy and comfortable thing for people. But thank God for football season! A highly anticipated distraction for the next few months -- shifting the focus off of our personal problems and onto fantasy leagues and pro teams. And for whatever football can't fix, there's always church and Christian music. Just remember, shit happens -- don't be afraid to stop, regroup, and try flying high again.....this will all sound clever if/when you listen to this episode.

Jessica & Jacob ask each other questions in an attempt to stir the pot and piss each other off. Do they succeed?

Similar to how men have a hard time finding the clit, we had a hard time for finding the clip. But let's be real, in both scenarios, it's not that neither one can be found -- it's just that we don't want to put in the work. So, here we are, giving you the bare minimum -- hoping we please you and that you'll come back again.