Banquet at the Flum Dumpster

Hello world, it's been a while. But we're about to launch a new season and so it felt like the right time to look back on our first one, and take a look forward to this next one. Also, Tarquin has a new album, and we're very excited about it.

Happy Ace Week, everyone! We have a special episode where we struggle to classify the wonder that is Nude For Satan. Does it even come close to living up to its title? And, more importantly, how awkward will this be? Plus, stay until the end for a new song by our composer, Tarquin Alexandra!

Can a movie described as "trauma fuel" be surprisingly charming? Can peanut butter help regrow lost hair? Why don't Canadians watch our own movies? Find answers to these questions and more in this special episode released in honour of National Canadian Film Day, April 19th!

It seemed like it might be impossible to top the magic of last year's Boxing Day special, A Karate Christmas Miracle. It was. But A Wrestling Christmas Miracle was definitely in line with the feeling of lining up for hours to get into a store for underwhelming savings. And isn't that what Boxing Day is really all about? Join us for this very special episode, our last of 2022.

You knew we had to do this eventually. For our season finale, we go back to a time before Marvel was everywhere and somebody asked "what if Thor was a furry?".

What if you watched one movie growing up that you knew was terrible even then, but it was one of the only VHS tapes you had so you watched it 112 more times than anyone in the world was meant to? This is probably not a movie that most 90s kids remember or relate to, but this is one such movie for one person, and that's why we're watching Magic in the Mirror. Enjoy.

Every episode, we look for flums, and this time we absolutely found one. Yes, this can legally be called a movie, but it was definitely never meant to actually be viewed by human beings. When Eric Roberts can't even save it, it has to be something exceptional. 

This is a movie that has a kid who farts his way through an operatic career, is put on trial for murder then launches himself into space... But is it actually "bad"? It's time for us to watch Thunderpants and find out.

There's a special section of our dumpster where we sit by the alter of Rev Dave, we sing along to the Newsboys, and ask ourselves what happened to the good Christian movies? God may not be dead, but should this franchise be?

What's more exhausting than a movie about the pandemic? How about a speculative fiction about an endless pandemic with seemingly endless dialogue scenes, an incoherent message about religious persecution and, for some reason, fish graffiti in the woods? Plus: our own predictions for 2025!

We're getting a lot of Pinocchio movies this year, and well... it can only go up from here. We talk about how dubbing can sometimes exist as an almost independent entity, and if this movie is all a contrived effort to go viral on Tiktok. We also feature a brand new song from our amazing composer, in honour of her birthday!

We said we were going to release our episode about Pinocchio: A True Story this week, but that was actually a lie. Our nose hasn't grown, but we do feel bad about letting down our loyal listeners, and we will explain in that episode why. That being said, this episode about a different bizarre dub of a Russian movie is one we're very excited about and hope you enjoy.

Why do the Razzies still exist? Many are asking that question today, and we don't have a great answer, but after watching all of the nominees for this year, we definitely have some thoughts about the Razzies as an institution. Join us for this special episode about the year that was(n't). Note: this episode was recorded before the Bruce Willis news and subsequent Razzies backlash.

Are you curious about Diana after its sweep of the Razzies? Spare yourself from 2 hours of lazy songwriting based on tabloid gossip, and hear us discuss it instead. Enjoy!

Completely coincidentally in the middle of March Madness, we discuss the flabbergasting Space Jam sequel, as we continue our journey through this year's Razzies nominees... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!

It's so weird to be disappointed about watching a movie we thought was genuinely good. Such is the reality of a bad movie podcast. Enjoy our discussion of the Razzie-nominated thriller about not wanting to leave your house, Woman in the Window.

In a world where TV movies are made based on a viral public shaming trend, it is our sworn duty as lovers of all things “bad” to determine the relevance of the Razzies' recognition. Don't be a Karen, and join us as we experience Karen (2021).

Dear Razzies, we've decided to watch all of this year's Worst Picture nominees. Please don't disappoint us. In our first such episode, we ask the question of why did the Razzies nominate an aggressively average sci-fi movie? Also, Eric secretly drops a bunch of Taylor Swift titles into this episode for no reason, and the more he says, the less you'll know.

This week we bring you another early recording, that we had to throw on the shelf while Jared filed a patent for the million dollar idea he mentioned in this episode. Find out what that is, and also hear our thoughts on the 'Will Ferrell as Sherlock Holmes' movie that swept through the Razzies. Enjoy!

Almost a full year ago, before JLO and Ben Affleck got back together, we recorded this episode, and maybe changed history. Now, it's part 2 of our Razzie spectacular! Here are all our thoughts on the dumpster fire that begot Bennifer, the winner of seven Razzies (including Worst Picture), Gigli. 

There is absolutely no reason to watch this "documentary"... unless you're us. We go over everything that could possibly intrigue you about Mike Lindell's two hour election fraud rant because we firmly believe that it's not fit for human consumption, regardless of your political beliefs. Enjoy our suffering.

Jared had a lot of thoughts after finishing the early-2000s J.J. Abrams spy drama Alias. Eric has a near-unsettling fascination with actor Victor Garber, but hasn't seen any of the show. What happens when these two meet? Find out in this special episode about the entirety of the TV show Alias!

It took us months to find this movie that we felt was essential based on the title alone. Was it worth it? Or is this just another early 2000s animal movie destined to leave us wanting more? You'll have to listen to find out!

We haven't done an Adam Sandler movie yet. Adam Sandler isn't in this movie, but he may as well be. Enjoy our suffering through The Wrong Missy (2020), and be thankful you don't have to watch it yourself.

In our last episode, we graced your ears with an immersive car experience. This week we record… literally from a car. Join us at the drive-in as we watch installment 9.5 of the iconic Fast and Furious franchise. Remember, when you listen to this episode, you are not just a fan – you are our family. 

As a lead up to our long anticipated episode on F9 (2021), we watched a mediocre ripoff of the Fast and Furious franchise, 200 M.P.H. (2011). We may have been the first people to ever watch it on purpose. Listen with headphones at the start for an immersive car experience.

It's a new year, and before this one becomes a dumpster fire like the last two, we want to help you get it off on the right foot with an episode about the legitimate cult favourite so-bad-it's-good movie Fateful Findings. Is Neil Breen going to become one of our new favourite directors? Listen to find out!

It's Boxing Day in Canada, but what can you watch to commemorate it? How about a masterpiece that has the perfect combination of Christmas and combat, and throws in a psychic law professor for good measure? Listen to our full analysis of a movie that has absolutely everything.

Exactly two years ago we were graced with a myth, a memory, a journey, and a Jellicle Ball like no other. Today, after EACH watching this masterpiece seven full times, we reflect on Cats (2019), the history of the movie musical, the question of whether this film is even 'bad', and if Cats will be the next great cult phenomenon. Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end of the episode!

Have you not had enough elf in your life this holiday season? Well don't worry, after last week's festive episode, we couldn't help oursELVES. So we watched Elves (1989).

It's December, which means it's time for some bad holiday movies! Our first holiday episode features a movie that's somehow worse than the bowling puns Eric makes about it. Give it a listen, but be prepared to gutter curses under your breath.

This movie was so painful that we almost didn't release it, but this episode is a warning. Make sure to listen to find out why you should never watch Child Bride.

Jared and Eric sit down to watch Dhar Mann's first Feature Film. What happens next is SHOCKING.

Jared and Eric provide an incredibly comprehensive breakdown of the 2021 viral short Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus. Spoiler alert: we loved it.

Jared and Eric experience the true wonder of what Eric refers to as the Chinese version of The Room. 

Jared and Eric venture deep into the amazon jungle to unravel the mystery behind the divisiveness of the Cinderella reimagining with Camilla Cabello, Idina Menzel, (not enough) Billy Porter, and also some Taskmaster contestants.

We break down another perfect collaboration between David DeCoteau and Eric Roberts, the best clown-related horror movie ever made. 

In our inaugural episode, we look back at a 90s classic that was such a success that it shelved the Super Mario property for almost three decades.

A brief look at who we are, why we're doing this and what "bad" means to us. This is an optional episode, you can start with any episode.

Eric and Jared welcome you to Banquet at the Flum Dumpster