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What happens When you sit 5 tradesmen in a room together with beer? This... This is what happens

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    My Dad Is Hung As F***

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 67:06


    Season 3 Finale!

    Lord Of The Old Fashioned!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 56:39


    Thomas had a house from... Alabama, and we talk about road trips and RVs to Lord Of The Rings, and what an Old Fashioned really is.

    Saving Ryan's Privates

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 61:24


    Tonight we got a topic question from one of Frasier's Co-worker's and not only is it funny, but it actually made us think (If you can believe that) Join in and debate with us and let us know what you think of the question!

    Something About Bleach?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 57:58


    Today Frasier goes on a 20 minute rant about his latest music gig that was terribly promoted, and he also forgot what this episode was called, but he remembered it involved bleach! You know the drill. Grab a beer! Cheers!

    Golden Shower Lead To My First Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 65:08


    Frasier is cranky, Max has a new girl (with some serious questions) and everyone had a good time!

    Coconuts and Baby Carrots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 60:10


    Tonight we went in to WING IT! With no topic what so ever... And we wound up talking about drugs.

    GENITALIA! (Not THAT Racist)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 59:30


    Tonight we had no topic, again. So Frasier poses one of the weirdest questions ever, and we debate it. Why? Because one of his co workers asked first, and this was a problem that needed solving! We're working on cancer next. We got this

    Get It Out Of Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 63:10


    Tonight we have a topic! Aaannnndddd instead we talk about Max's latest, unfortunate run in with a crazy female. Because the list of crazy people Max has dealt with in his life is an ever growing list that just keeps on churning out some of the funniest things we've ever heard!

    Full Contact Fisting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 62:50


    Today Max invited his best friend Steven on... and shocker... He was drunk. Like... Full blown HAMMERED

    Blake Shits On A Tree!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 64:50


    In this episode we have our old friend BLAKE back! And he no longer has the shittiest job in the world, now he's just... Playing with wood.

    You're A Bad Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 58:23


    As we return this week we ask the question "What was the most embarrassing attempt at flirting that you have ever tried OR seen someone try?" Grab a beer for more humiliation!

    Not On My Dick!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 66:37


    Today we talk about our nether - regions and the stories that involve them. From the painful, to the embarrassing. We do this for you sick people

    Hehehe.. Giggitty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 67:20


    Today our episode is about the rules our bosses set for us... that WE NEVER FOLLOW!

    Is It Weird If...?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 60:58


    Tonight we just went for it! No topic, no script, no ADHD. We just decided to wing it. And to be honest it starts weird, gets serious, then gets EVEN WEIRDER!

    Can I Get A To-Go Box? Pain Olympics Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 71:01


    It's time for Pain Olymics part 2! Here's the deal. We look up the most fucked up stories we can find on the internet, and then we decide which one is the most fucked up! Buckle in kids... It's gonna get messy

    grandfather Clock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 61:40


    Tonight we ask the question "If you had to get a tattoo related to your job what would you get, and where?" and the episode turned into one of our favorites that we've ever recorded!

    I Was Already Here Motherfucker!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 59:18


    Today's podcast is all about the time we had to "McGiver" something (Odd that words is now a verb) and do we stay on topic? NOT A CHANCE!

    Sounding Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 57:15


    Today's episode is all about REVENGE! And us telling stories of when we got the last laugh!

    Pranks Part 3: Somebody's Handsy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 68:13


    Today we talk about some of the best pranks we've ever pulled on people! Again. For the 3rd time. Grab a beer. This'll be fun

    Onlyfans, Perks, and Conspiracy Theories. Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 71:13


    Tonight the original topic was "What Perks Do You Have of Working at Your Job" and it quickly fell apart. Put on your Tin Foil Hats guys! We're ready for blast off!

    And Back To The Weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 54:55


    First we'd like to apologize for some of the technical difficulties. We don't know why the recording is skipping at the end of the episode, but it is. This week we talk about "How to Survive the Weather" So grab a rain jacket kids! This is gonna get messy

    Sponsors and Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 64:58


    ITS EPISODE 69! This week we go back to the potty talk to ask "When did you gamble, and LOSE" And let me tell you... It's a crap shoot.

    Dude... That's A Urinal

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 58:45


    Today we discuss one of the scariest questions we've ever asked.... "What happened in the bathroom?" Enter If You dare

    Smells Like Roses

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 62:01


    Today's topic: PORTA POTTY ETTIQUITE. The do's and don'ts of the sacred blue lagoon, the porta john, the honey bucket, the office.

    Here's Your Sign

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 61:08


    Today we talk about how we KNOW that one guy lied on his resume. And it didn't take rocket science to figure it out.

    BLEEP!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 59:05


    Tonight we ask "What gets you through your work day" and the guys try their hardest to make Frasier's job of editing the podcast as hard as possible. Screw you guys I need a drink this time

    Whatchya Mean Ma Boy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 66:38


    Today on this 3 ring circus of a podcast we talk about how we screwed over the next poor bastard that had to work on our projects! We also talk about HOT PLATING and SNOWBALLING from the Urban Dictionary You have been warned. Viewer inebriation is advised

    Having A Wank

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 60:46


    Today we discuss how (OUTSIDE OF PORN) Hollywood, movies, and TV have misrepresented our respective trades. But we still talk about porn...

    It's Nothing Like Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 62:07


    Tonight we talk about how television totally gave normal people the wrong idea about each of our trades. Not all plumbers have plumber's crack, not all mechanics are scumbags, and not all bus drivers are weirdos, but 99% of them are.

    We're Back Bitches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 53:15


    Well after being gone for 4 months we are finally back, and ready to explain ourselves! Grab a beer, and some tissues, and find out where we went

    Season 2 Finale: Drunk Night and Hangover Morning!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 70:38


    Here it is ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited Hangover Episode!

    Where's Our Mexican!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 65:50


    First off we apologize for the 20 minute rant about politics (mostly guns) that starts after we give Trevor some good old fashioned, well, fashion tips! Then we talk about Jobsite terminology. Words that you may not know we use. That we use! Crazy names for tools, parts, and anything else! Oh and Luis was not here this episode which made us ask... WHERE IS OUR MEXICAN!?

    Blue Collar Bukkake

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 71:58


    Today we're talking about the worst screw up we've ever discovered on a jobsite. Where we shoed up ready to work, and someone screw up so bad that they made our lives harder! We are also officially joined by our friend Luis! Grab a beer and listen to us bitch about our coworkers!

    Oh Where Do I Begin?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 60:03


    Today we are talking about our pet peeves! The crap on the job that drives us NUTS! (It's not a long drive for any of us) Grab a beer and lose your mind with us!

    I Prefer Ray Charles #Snyderverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 74:38


    Today on the podcast we talk with our friends Matt and Aaron, who are HUGE movie buffs and critics, to discuss movies. OK mostly just the Zack Snyder version of Justice League and the story behind it. Grab a beer and check it out!

    Tools!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 60:38


    Today we get to talk all about TOOLS! And no... Not ourselves. Tools we love, Tools we want, tools we can't believe exist!

    The Things We Do For Car Parts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 62:05


    Today we talk about all of our personal projects. From music, to gear, to computers, to cars (If you couldn't guess)

    Roasting Trevor: Adventures Of The Redneck Yacht Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 55:25


    First off we apologize for the lower quality audio. We weren't paying attention and somehow accidentally recorded this with the Laptop mic instead of our incredibly expensive and shiny microphones. Beyond that it's business as usual. Grab a beer and you won't even notice the janky audio!

    Roasting Gary: $1925 Fuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 59:38


    Today we roast our very own Gar-bear. And we really have a hard time coming up with ways to ruin his night... Until max brings up a fuse. That may OR MAY NOT have cost him almost 2,000 dollars!

    Smegmaaaaa

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 62:05


    Today we talk about why Frasier felt like he couldn't poop last week, and the waiter that sang the word "Smegma" to us Grab a beer and join the fun

    Fornication Under Consent Of The King!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 62:30


    Gary was missing, and it was supposed to be his roast night, we decided to pull a fast one and NOT roast him, and instead we're gonna roast him next week when he's actually here to face the music! Check out what we talk about when the loveable Garebear isn't here!

    Roasting Thomas Pitter Patter Pellets

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 59:05


    Tonight Thomas' ass is on the line, and if you listen to this episode you'll know why! Please people, clean your toilets! Grab a drink and enjoy the fun!

    Roasting Cody: You Are Jay And Silent Bob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 65:28


    Today kids... we roast our favorite bus driver, CODY! Come have a laugh and help us make fun of him!

    Roasting Frasier: Autoerotic Asphyxiation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 65:49


    Today we take the time to take our anger out on the Hot Topic Fuck Boy! Listen to us destroy his ass! We mean uhh.... Whatever

    Roasting Max: ADHD Part Squirrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 54:04


    Today we don't know what happened. Max brought a friend, and it went all downhill from there. So we started roasting him in front of his "Little friend" Enjoy the insanity!

    Now We've Got FunDip!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 64:48


    This week we go over how all of us got our ridiculous nicknames! And also some of the plans that went very, very, wrong.

    Shit In A Shoe Bootie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 60:34


    Today we talk about the times we were STONE COLD BUSTED. And other than Max and his finger, the hilarity continues in epic fashion! Grab a beer and join the party!

    Say Farwell To 2020!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 66:45


    We're ending this year with a BANG as we talk about the past year and just general BS! No alcohol was consumed during this episode if you can believe that! And Trevor's boots smell like R Kelly's sheets!

    Just Don't Get Caught

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 55:35


    Today's topic is about Max's finger! OK not really. Today is all about safety, and how much we all hate it, and hate the safety guy, and the rules. Come on in and listen to us bitch about safety, and MAX'S FINGER!

    It Was Your Own Finger!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 66:42


    Today we play "WORST FIRSTS" Aka we all put ideas in a hat, and then we have to pull a topic and tell a story about the worst first, date, kink, vacation, or whatever it is! And we promise the first 10 minutes will make sure that you never look at poor max the same EVER again.

    Still No pain Meds

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 64:22


    Today, you good boys and girls, we talk about THE WORST INJURIES WE HAVE EVER CAUSED OURSELVES. Gary and gravity don't mix, Frasier screwed himself, Max lost a toe nail, Cody and that tree don't get along, Thomas is being Thomas, and Trevor... Decided to go dirt biking, and obliterate his knee. MY LEG! Grab a beer and join the fun!

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