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Året er 1978 og vores tunge rockverden åbenbares af den himmelstormende debut fra amerikanske Van Halen med vidunderguitaristen Eddie i spidsen. 1978 byder også på det sidste Black Sabbath album med Ozzy ved mikrofonen i 35 år, mens bands som AC/DC og Judas Priest stormer frem med to x to topsolide albumudgivelser. Ronnie James Dio laver sin sidste plade med Rainbow, og Brian Robertson tager afsked med Thin Lizzy. Inden da laver han lige “verdens bedste guitarsolo”. På årets sidste dag indspiller Iron Maiden deres første demo. Det tunge rock år 1978 bliver behørigt vendt af studievært Jens “Jam” Rasmussen og vores faste og fabelagtige gæsteduo, Steffen Jungersen og Michael Stützer Hansen. Nedslagspunkter: - Van Halen debuterer med et af 70'ernes absolutte hovedværker, hvor guitar virtuosen Eddie Van Halen danner skole for tusindvis af metal guitarister. - Den sidste heavy rock-energi klemmes ud Black Sabbath med Ozzy i front på “Never Say Die!” - AC/DC leverer rusten, beskidt bluesrock på “Powerage” og rødglødende rock'n'roll på “If You Want Blood”. - Judas Priest skærper deres definerende metal-lyd endnu et hak, og designer deres tidlige heavy metal-outfit med læder og nitter. Michael Stützer Hansen inspireres af både look og guitarlyd. - Den unge guitarist Hank de Wank (f. René Krølmark) udfolder sig i det københavnske punkband Brats og inspireres af både KISS/Ace Frehley, The Ramones… og Judas Priest. - Mens Hank er ved at omdirigere Brats i heavy metal-retningen, udgiver københavnske Zig Zag Band et hårdt rocket album med titlen “To Streger Over Den Fede”. - Den europæiske metal-scene anno ‘78 præges af blandt andre schweiziske Krokus, tyske Scorpions og walisiske Budgie. - I Amerika udgiver Aerosmith “Live Bootleg”, som bl.a. indeholder den funky rocker “Walk This Way”, der kommer til at inspirere New Yorks hiphop-scene i det efterfølgende årti. - Ronnie James Dio laver sit sidste album med Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow, mens David Coverdale sammentrækker ordene “White” og “Snake”. - Thin Lizzy udgiver det dobbelte livealbum “Live & Dangerous”. Brian Robertson forlader bandet kort efter udgivelsen, hvorpå han laver “verdens fedeste guitarsolo”. Steffen Jungersen føler og forklarer. - Iron Maiden indspiller deres første demo på årets sidste par dage, og gør sig klar til at erobre Londons metal undergrund i det nye år. Vi byder på en lille times tråd-snak fra 1978, og ønsker god lytning! Og dernæst på genhør til seriens sidste afsnit, fra 1979, om ca. 14 dage Idé, tilrettelæggelse og research: Jens "Jam" Rasmussen Produktion: Jan Eriksen

Inter stay top after beating Cagliari 3-1, fresh off their win in Munich. Napoli keep up with a McTominay double in a 3-0 win over Empoli. Juve play their best half all season to beat Lecce 2-1 and jump into 4th after Atalanta shut down Bologna. Lazio-Roma ends 1-1, with Soulé's goal stealing the spotlight. Milan's new 3-4-3 smashes Udinese 4-0. Fiorentina stumble to a 0-0 with Parma. Venezia edge closer to safety, Como beat Torino, and Verona-Genoa ends goalless.All the talking points, every team, every match – every week.Special Shoutout to our Media Partners Benevo Bid - Check out their collection here; https://benevobid.com/Timestamps00:00-14:06 Intro14:06-29:05 Inter-Cagliari29:05-42:53 Napoli-Empoli42:53-54:32 Atalanta-Bologna54:32-01:12:19 Lazio-Roma01:12:19-01:22:47 Juventus-Lecce01:22:47-01:41:06 Udinese-Milan01:41:06-01:47:26 Fiorentina-Parma01:47:26-01:53:43 Venezia-Monza01:53:43-01:59:01 Como-Torino01:59:01-02:02:40 Hellas-Genoa02:02:40-02:05:18 Wisdom with the Wank#acmilan #inter #juventus #torino #napoli #atalanta #bologna #fiorentina #roma #lazio #lecce #cagliari #udinese #monza #venezia #como #hellasverona #parma #empoli #genoa #football #soccer #footballpodcast #podcastPatreon (Support our Content): https://patreon.com/Serieaspotlight?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@serieaspotlightInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/serieaspotlight/Twitter: https://x.com/SerieASpotlight?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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Founder and President Oscar Rainey has the details on the big Algiers Mardi Gras Festival happening this weekend on the Wank

Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we've done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures! #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisodeTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the highest you've ever had a wank? Aussie Tennis legend Todd Woodbridge joins us to talk musicals and tennis, we ask you "what are the chances" and Troy and Will go head to head in "Troyographwill".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zum 80. Geburtstag von Markus Werner kann man sein Meisterwerk als Hörspiel wiederentdecken. Es ist eine Geschichte von Liebe und Tod. Sie spielt in einem Hitzesommer, Mitte der 1980er Jahre in Schaffhausen. Dort, wo damals auch der Autor lebte und sich ins Zentrum der Schweizer Literatur schrieb. Wer das Hörspiel am Radio hören will: Samstag, 21.12.2024, 20.00 Uhr, Radio SRF 2 Kultur Moritz Wank ist Ende 30, ein Kunstmaler, der nicht mehr malt, und überhaupt in der permanenten Krise steckt. Was ist das für eine Existenz, fragt er sich, wenn alles sich ihm entzieht? Sich keine «Realität» mehr festhalten lässt? Das einzige, das Wank einleuchtet, ist seine Liebe zu Judith, seiner jüngeren Lebensgefährtin. Sie bewältigt Beruf und Alltag fast spielerisch und lässt ihren Gefühlen freien Lauf. Aber dann, der Grillrausch der enthemmten Nachbarn ist verraucht, der heisse Sommer mitten im Kalten Krieg am Ende, deutet sich ein Unglück an. Wank, dem alles so fremd und fern ist wie seine Zehennägel, sieht es nicht. Und es trifft ihn mit ungeheurer Wucht. Zum 75. Geburtstag des 2016 verstorbenen Autors haben sich SRF und SWR zusammengetan, um diesen unvergleichlich vielschichtigen Roman als grosses Hörspiel mit 30 Beteiligten einem breiten Publikum neu zugänglich zu machen. Mit: Barbara Horvath (Erzählerin), Helmut Berger (Erzähler), Urs Jucker (Wank), Elisa Plüss (Judith) Gottfried Breitfuss (Mensch), Julie Bräuning (Silvia), Urs Peter Halter (Kurt), Sebastian Krähenbühl (Eugen Schnorf), Bigna Körner (Pia Schnorf), Gabriel Vetter (Hubert Müller), Laura Lienhard (Gertrud Müller), Robin Gilly (Sämi), Kaija Ledergerber (Lotti/Kinobesucherin), Lotti Happle (Maya), Norina Peier (Frl. Würmli/Wirtin), Jeanne Devos (Drogistin, Schwester im Spital), Thomas Douglas (Arzt), Peter Hottinger (Stefan), Martin Hug (Rötzel/Pförtner vom Waldfriedhof), Kamil Krejci (Dürsteler/ Egloff), Ariane Andereggen (Frau Egloff), Mario Fuchs (Krebs/Assistenzarzt), Graziella Rossi (Mutter), Joachim Rittmeyer (Verkäufer/Vater), Max Helfer (Nachrichtensprecher/Pfarrer), Felix Münger (Kinobesucher), Michael Luisier (Wirtschaftsexperte), Elisabeth Stäheli (Frau Bänteli), Julian Schütt (Sitzriese), Niel und Marlon Ott (2 Buben), Musik: Malte Preuss - Perkussion: Louisa Marxen - Hörspielfassung: Uta-Maria Heim - Tontechnik: Basil Kneubühler - Dramaturgie & Regie: Reto Ott - Produktion: SRF/SWR 2019 - Dauer: 47'

This week on Smut Club Chelsea and Hannah are reviewing All I Wank For Christmas by Tori Ross.You can find every episode of Smut Club at www.smutclubpodcast.com

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT…  theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  

Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour.  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously.  All this and so much more.

Well hello there! This week: Ascend the Helix, Barbarians of California, Blood Incantation, Better Lovers, Sol Invicto, Will Haven, Cytotoxin and Cult of Luna. PLUS an important apology…

Today on Fiddly, we are joined by our new friend Scott Cramton. We learned that Scott is a master of murder—Murder Mystery Dinner Theater, that is. His shows are so good that even Shark Tank has decided to make a deal with this smart fella. Be sure to check out his website, and if you're in New York, grab some tickets to his show at Carmine's in Times Square this Friday, June 6th. Have a great day everyone! Support Fiddly Dicking Merch Store - fiddlyshop.com (https://www.fiddlyshop.com) Tip Jar - Donate Today (https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=MJJXJ895WU3NY) Twitter: @fdicking (https://twitter.com/FDicking) Facebook: Fiddly Dicking Facebook Page (https://www.facebook.com/fiddlydicking/) Instagram: Fiddly Dicking Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/fiddlydicking/) YouTube: The Fiddly Dicking Show (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQjlthkalz2IMEknmt0fg)

Send us a textGary Seller (co-host of Art Wank) wanted to interview us—Julie and Fiona—about our practices and the podcast. Its been a smooth transition as Gary joins the podcast, and Fiona steps back to focus on her commitments at NAS. Gary delves into the origins of the podcast and its future direction.Fiona shares her experience of returning to university as a mature-age student and gives insights into life at art school. Julie discusses her evolving art practice over the past few years.Enjoy...

Hey Lifers! Producer Keeshia is filling in today and Britt is curious about her chewing gum and toilet choice habits. Britt has had a very serious emergency that could have had a very dire outcome. This story isn't for a laugh but more a word of warning!Vibes for the week can be found on our websiteBritt: Keeshia: Modern Wisdom - How to stop feeling like your success is never enoughand Apple airpod max headphones Then we jump into your questions! IS HE LYING TO ME?A few years ago when I was around 7 months pregnant I noticed a condom missing from the pack. The only reason I noticed this was because we don't use condoms and only had them because we were going through fertility treatment and advised to use them prior to egg collection and embryo transfer. I confronted my husband about it and he said he likes to wear them when he ‘relieves' himself because he likes the feeling of it. Fast forward to now and we have been trying for a second baby for almost 9 months. We have embryos frozen so have decided to go through fertility treatment again. Again, we have been advised to use condoms to avoid multiples etc. My husband hasn't used any of ours since then, or told me that he's brought more. For the past few months he has been working away a few nights a week and staying at a friend's house while he's away (this friend is married with kids). The other day our 2 year old was going through his bag. He opened a zip and pulled out 2 condoms saying ‘daddy biscuits'. A few hours passed and a comment was made and we ended up talking about it. He told me again he liked the feeling of it and that I have nothing to worry about. My sex drive has been very low the last few months trying for a baby again and sex feels like a chore. He doesn't want to push me or put any pressure on so finds the need to ‘relieve' himself which is totally fine. I explained to him why it seemed suss and he understood where I was coming from and said he never even saw it that way. Now the question is - I don't know if this a red flag and he's lying to me or is this a legit thing and I should just trust him? We are about to have another embryo transfer and I'm just all over the place with my emotions and how I feel about this. I don't have actual proof he's done anything wrong or cheated and I don't have reason to not trust him. AM I A BAD FRIEND?I've got a friend who seems to chase chaos in relationships. She is clearly the reason her last wonderful relationship didn't work out, and since then she has dated multiple toxic guys back to back, and says she loves red flags - as if it's funny, until it's not funny anymore. She also never takes any accountability for her bad behaviour. I wish I didn't get so invested and didn't care what she did with relationships but it's put me off our friendship. She's never done anything bad to me but I find myself with the ick and not wanting to hang out with her because I can't possibly listen to one more of these chaotic and red flag guy stories. Am I being a bad friend? NOT BUDGETING FAIRLYMy family is going on a big holiday for a whole week. I'm talking about my sisters, their husbands and their kids + my parents and me (I'm single). One of my sisters has been the arranger of the whole trip. It was her idea so she has booked and budgeted everything and explained how much everything is costing and how it's getting split. Now it's coming to the crushing time of paying everything and getting close to us all going but I'm starting to feel as if things haven't been fairly budgeted. What's your perspective? We are 3 sisters helping pay toward ours and our parents' holiday however 2 of us have partners also contributing to the 1/3 expected on each of our behalf and then there is me who has to support the whole 1/3 on my own. Is this just the way the cookie crumbles or should this actually be split by 5 to include my sister's husbands? You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan & Debbie Prank Each OtherBy RomanCE is dead 2. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.This is a series of tales about co-workers. My gals and I, along with Dan; work together in a corporate office. That's all we agreed to say about our employer. It's each other that has made our office morale so special. We'll let Dan go first.The poorly-timed nap.My name is Dan.Sex had never been a particularly important part of my life, but since losing my wife a while back, my desires have dwindled. Before she was taken away, although we were in our late fifties, my wife and I had sex more often than we did in our twenties!Now, I've never been one for parties and, more often than not, if I get an invite I find a reason not to go. I really have to be in the right mood. Normally, the invite from Maureen wouldn't have interested me, but as I was feeling a bit lonely at the time, I thought I'd go along to her 50th birthday bash.Maureen was one of a close-knit group of women affectionately known as the 'gang of four'. They are all around the same age and all seem to enjoy the same sense of humour. They're pretty lively at the best of times and are very good friends indeed. Two are divorced, one separated and one married (but she doesn't seem very happy about it).I travelled to Maureen's house with Jo and Mandy, who had been to the pub for a few 'loosening up', drinks first. I had to finish some work before I could leave, so they came back to collect me. They had always been prone to making jokes which had a double meaning (particularly when they had a little drink inside them), but I just smiled and accepted that it was just talk.Mandy and Jo insisted on walking along arm-in-arm with me. I secretly enjoyed their touch, it felt almost intimate, but I felt awkward that we were taking up so much of the pavement and causing people to avoid us.The tube journey seemed to be an opportunity for them to have a laugh at my expense (at least, that was how I interpreted their actions). The train was pretty packed and we seemed to be bouncing off of each other more than you would normally expect.Titties seemed to be frequently nudging against me from both sides and my right hand (which I had left dangling at my side) seemed to be coming into contact with Mandy for longer and longer periods. I was trying not to think about it, but it seemed that my knuckles were touching somewhere near her upper thighs. She seemed to be enjoying herself thoroughly.Maureen's PartyWe got to Maureen's place and the party was just starting. I had a few drinks, talked with some people I knew and got introduced to some I didn't. I was beginning to enjoy myself, but starting to feel very tired. It must have been pretty late as the music had been turned down from its earlier ear-bashing levels. I realised that I had left it too late to get home on the tube.I found myself sitting on a comfortable sofa and when the person I was talking to got up to leave, I just sat relaxing and then dozed off.When I woke up, I was completely disoriented. Not drunk, just in that twilight world between sleep and awake.Debbie said, "Here, swallow this, it will wake you up".She put something in my mouth and held a glass of water up to my lips. I washed it down with the water, still too dazed to even think to ask what it was. Pretty soon I became more alert. This happens to me sometimes; I feel my batteries drain and have a little rest and then when I wake I'm raring to go again.I looked at the four women, who were all staring at me intently. Debbie looked seemingly in eager anticipation while Jo and Mandy watched with curiosity. Maureen just stood back and seemed a little worried."How are you feeling now?" asked Debbie."Fine," I said. "I just needed a little nap that was all.""Oh good."Something was going on. I didn't know what. As I said, I had become more alert now and realised that all the other guests had all gone, leaving me alone with the gang of four. Debbie casually sauntered across to the sofa and sat down next to me."Ouch!" she said. "Oh! That bruise is very tender." I looked at her and she explained, "I caught myself on the edge of a desk at work yesterday and it's given me a nasty bruise."She stood up and continued, "Here let me show you".To my surprise, she undid her trousers, turned around and bent over. The bruise itself was livid, but my eyes were almost bursting out of my head. She was wearing a thong that was little more than a G-string.She took my hand and said, "Here, you feel the lump."She rubbed my hand over her injury. There was indeed a big lump, but by now there was a much larger one in my trousers.I hoped that nobody would notice, but it was almost as if they were looking out for it.Jo said, "Look Debbie, he seems to be enjoying you shoving your bum in his face."Debbie looked down at my crotch and said, "You naughty boy! Are you having rude thoughts about me? Is stroking my bum making you horny?"I just stared open-mouthed. My hand was still stroking her leg, so I withdrew it quickly.Debbie smiled wickedly and told me that, "Naughty boys should have their trousers and pants pulled down and given suitable punishment, shouldn't they?"If anything, my cock had grown even harder by now and being 7 ½ inches in length with a considerable girth, it was not easy to disguise. I couldn't reply as my mouth had gone very dry. I notice that Jo and Mandy's expressions had changed; now they seemed to be looking on with eager anticipation.Debbie reached down and started to undo my trousers. A part of me wanted to stop her, but another part was fascinated. She tugged my trousers and pants down to my knees and in doing so pulled me down to a prone position. They had all let out a gasp when my dick sprang free from pants. I almost did too, it seemed larger than even I remembered!Debbie, eyes fixed on my erection, whispered, "I'm sorry girls, but this can't wait."She kicked off her shoes, stepped out of her trousers and pushed her thong down to her ankles. I didn't see what happened to them as the next thing I knew she was swinging one of her legs across me. One leg was now kneeling on the sofa, while the other was standing. She took hold of my cock and immediately started forcing her vagina down onto it.It took a couple of attempts to get the head in, but eventually she did and then began a motion that pushed me deeper and deeper inside of her. Once fully embedded, she began to slowly fuck me and as she did so, she started taking off her bra and blouse.Mandy followed suit and quickly undressed, "Let's see if he can multi-task," she said.She straddled my head, facing towards Debbie and lowered her cunny onto my mouth. I could smell her arousal and the scent made me giddy. I've always enjoyed cunnilingus and needed no encouragement to begin licking at her vagina and clitoris. I found myself concentrating on Mandy and didn't realise that Debbie was about to come. The sight must have had an effect on Mandy, as she began to grind herself against my face. All I could hear was Debbie's wild moans, while her cunny clamped itself tightly around my shaft.Debbie got off of me and Mandy seemed to realise that she was suffocating me, so eased off the pressure on my face.I continued licking her as I heard Jo say, "My turn!"Once again I felt a wet vagina pressing against the helmet of my dick. Once mounted, she just drove her body down onto me hard and then began fucking wildly, with quite a lot of noise. Mandy, meanwhile, was becoming really turned-on and her juices were dripping down onto my face from her open cunny lips. She pressed down on my face again as she came.Mandy, having lifted off of my face, was watching Jo as she caused the sofa to bounce heavily with her movements. She hopped off of me and said to Maureen, "Come on Mo. Your turn now!"Maureen didn't move. She may have joked with the others about sex, but she had never really experienced sex in the same way as the others. I found out later that her ex-husband was a stupid, inexperienced man, who never thought about giving her pleasure.As a result, Maureen had never gained pleasure from any man. She masturbated occasionally, but couldn't tell you what she thought about when she did. She had never experienced cunnilingus, although (of course) she had been forced to fellate her husband fairly often. He never told her when he was coming, but she knew because he would grab her head and hold it while he pumped his seed into her mouth. She didn't know what to say."I know," said Mandy. "You're waiting to get hold of that magnificent cock, aren't you?"Maureen had to admit that it was a much bigger and better specimen than her husband's. But did she really want to sit astride it? She had tried to do that once with her husband (at his insistence), but he hadn't been able to maintain an erection for long enough to penetrate, and blamed her!Jo began to shudder and collapsed on my chest.When she got off of me, I was amazed to see that my prick was as solid as when all of this action started. And I still hadn't orgasmed!Maureen seemed to make up her mind suddenly. She put her hands up under her skirt and tugged her pants down. She stepped out of her shoes and pants at the same time and then, still fully clothed, climbed onto me. She reached her hand under her skirt and I felt her take hold of my dick. She struggled to get it in, she felt very tight. After what seemed a long time, she eventually succeeded in forcing the head past the opening. It was another age before she managed to impale herself fully.She just sat there with an odd expression on her face. I wasn't sure what was happening. She looked down at me and smiled. Then she turned to look at the others. It was as if she was waiting for some encouragement. When Debbie nodded, she seemed to take this as the sign and she began to rock back and forth gently.I still wasn't sure what was happening, but her face indicated that she was achieving considerable pleasure. She suddenly gasped, paused a moment and then began her rocking motion again, but with much more vigour now.I realised that I was finally nearing my own orgasm and as she started to pant and began to lose her rhythm, I felt my cock explode upwards. Her eyes flew open, as did her mouth, but no sound came out. Her body shook convulsively and as she raised her skirt to see what was happening, I could see and feel her vagina clenching and unclenching rapidly.When she finally relaxed enough to be able to get off of me, I was surprised to discover that even now I was still erect! I had never, ever in my life remained erect after ejaculation. It was at this point that I began to figure that what I had been given earlier was causing this effect.Debbie had gotten hold of a warm, wet cloth somewhere and knelt down beside me and began washing my penis. When she finished washing me, she took a soft towel and began to gently dry my genitals.She seemed to be taking great care in her work and was peering closer and closer. I was enjoying the sensation and closed my eyes for a moment. I soon opened them again as I felt her tongue licking up my shaft. She opened her mouth and slid my cock in and then looked up at me and winked!Taking my dick from her mouth, she reached down beside her and brought up a can of that instant whipped cream that you can spray on desserts. The dessert was me. She sprayed a liberal amount on my dick and balls and then began to lick it off. "Mmmm," she murmured.She carried on until every drop was gone and then for a bit longer besides, slipping her mouth down over the end. I was surprised at how far she went down. Not something I'm used to.Having licked all of the cream off, she made way for the next assailant. Another dollop of cream was followed by another long, leisurely licking and sucking.I waited for the third one, but to my surprise she didn't use the cream, but plumped instead for chocolate. This was very, very messy. It's just as well that I keep my pubic hair trimmed pretty short, or else I imagine I'd have had to shave the lot off to get rid of the last of chocolate. She stopped as I was feeling that I was getting close to orgasm.Maureen had stood watching everything. She seemed uncertain as to whether or not she wanted to do this. She finally made up her mind and knelt down next to me.Debbie spoke up, "Mo, you're going to get your clothes in a mess. Don't you think you should take them off?"She looked at the three of them, standing or sitting completely naked. With a deep intake of breath, she quickly removed her remaining clothes. I have to say, I had no idea how beautiful her body was. She always wore clothes that hid what was underneath. I'd noticed that she seemed to have nice sized boobs under there, but when she freed them I was gob smacked! They weren't overly large, but a good size, but incredibly firm (not silicon enhanced I might add).Her body was incredible. I had no idea how beautiful she was.Okay, before you start, I did already think that she had a pretty face (when she smiled) and besides, she had a nice personality.She picked up both bottles and proceeded to spray a dollop of both cream and chocolate on my dick, before bending to the task.Of the four women's ministrations, this was the best. By the time she had licked of the cream and chocolate I was ready to burst. And I did so, just as she opened her mouth and began sliding it down my length. There was a look of surprise on her face as the first shot fired into her throat, but then with a mumbled groan she began coaxing every last drop out of me and swallowed it.I was still hard, but the ladies decided enough was enough. After all I was getting on a bit and they didn't want to be responsible for me collapsing.I was able to shower before I left and was lucky to get to the station just as the first train came along. As I sat watching the stations go by I began thinking about what had happened. What had she given me? I looked down and realised that something was trying to break free from my trousers again.Debbie Gives & TakesPrologueOn the previous Friday night, Maureen had held a birthday party at her house. Debbie had decided to play a prank on Dan who, although older than the four women that he worked with, was nonetheless fancied by each of them.In effect, at Debbie's instigation, the four women raped Dan. Make no mistake, he enjoyed it, but he had no choice as the chemicals within his body took over his brain as well. He hadn't had sex since he had lost his wife and his libido had been in hyper-drive that evening.Whether Debbie had thought about the consequences of her actions, is questionable.Dan's Confrontation & TormentI'm Debbie.At work on Monday morning, Dan waited until he could corner me alone in the break room where we make up our coffee."Right you!" he said authoritatively. "What did you give me at the party?"I smirked and replied, "Just a little pick-me-up. Well, pick-you-up actually, but it certainly did things for me as well!"He pushed the door shut with his foot and walked towards me in as menacing a manner as he could manage."Ooh er," I said mockingly. "I'm so fwightened!"

On this episode of High Tea, Felicia is Belle of the Ball, and they celebrate their birthday in style. Philip hates his new computer, and a special guest calls in all the way from Canada.

“It's not called a WANK room it's a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workplace drama shared by you hotties. Love you! Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com Follow Maddy on TikTok and Instagram Follow Grace on Instagram Follow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram.

This week's bonus sees Martin and Gordon getting very excited as they begin to discuss plans for the big trip to Munich, opening up the mailbox to get your suggestions!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

A discussion of my batorhood, my recent thinking around it, and what's happening next. Mentioned in this episode:Patreon Shout Out August and SeptemberJust wanted to say a quick thanks to a few patrons. Thanks to Sean, Blake, Alex, Yitz and Bryce. If you'd like to offer your support hit the link.Fleshjack QuickshotI recently tried out the Fleshjack Quickshot for the first time and I love it. I can't wait to share the two open ends with a buddy. It's a great budget entry for anyone looking to try their first Fleshy product.

Our guest this week is Hayley Wank, new graduate and soon to be CFY SLP! On this episode we are just two friends catching up after our externships chatting through the struggle that is CF applications and navigating the world that is medical speech pathology intern. Hayley and I reflect on what we might have changed when applying to grad school - specifically as it relates to moving. You can follow Hayley on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@hayleywank⁠⁠⁠ or on ⁠LinkedIn⁠ Follow us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠@speechingitreal⁠⁠⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

Did you ever experiment when you were first learning to get off? Maybe you used an electric toothbrush, humped a pillow or stuck your dick into an orange.There's a lot of shame around masturbation, so in this ep we're here to normalise your creative nut techniques.

Did you ever experiment when you were first learning to get off? Maybe you used an electric toothbrush, humped a pillow or stuck your dick into an orange.There's a lot of shame around masturbation, so in this ep we're here to normalise your creative nut techniques.

After skirting around it for weeks, the cat is finally out the bag: WE'RE THE RESTLESS NATIVES AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY!!! Yes, Compston and Smart, The Clown & The Wolfman are heading to Munich (and Wank Mountain) for a once in a lifetime experience, the pinnacle of this podcast - hosting a late night EURO '24 fanzine show, with special guests and a load of football chat. And the best part? You can get involved. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

Check out this weeks KICK ASS PODCAST with ya boy QPC and Thomas Leinbach ... It's more fun than doing crank, I PROMISE !!! LOL !!! Topics discussed: Thomas' whereabouts, TikTok ban, English rasslin, Octopus murders, aging poorly and sooooooooo much more ... You're gonna LOVE THIS SHOW !!! CHECK IT !!!

Welcome to the bonus episodes of the Self Love Revolution! I'm on a mission to give women everywhere permission to shed their shame. Each week I'll be joined by one of the wisest women I know, and we're going through some of the anonymous permission slips I've collected over the years. Because when one woman frees herself, they free another. That's the revolution baby. Today I'm joined by Nikki Fenix, a photographer who runs events for women to connect and heal.

First five minutes of the latest Patreon episode. Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/FMLFPL HUGE Friday My Life this week since there was the second half of GW34 to cover and then multiple DGWs to come. Also all the lifestyle questions which were fun thanks for sending those. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An in depth and irreverent look at 90's TV classic Dawson's Creek hosted by Kathryn and Katie. This week, we're finally back and reminding ourselves what on earth has happened in S6, E1-6 thus far. It's a wild ride everyone! We are unpacking Dawson having sex with an unbelievable two whole (good looking) women, Joey and another terrible teacher, Jen and CJ,  Pacey's stockbroker brah revamp and Audrey popping out of a coffin. Were also chatting 80's Halloween, CJ's Tobey vibes, Emma's crap English accent and lots of wank jokes, yay!!!Support the show

Der zweite Jahrestag der sogenannten „Zeitenwende“, die Rückkehr eines konventionellen Krieges auf europäischen Boden und die damit verbundenen humanitären Folgen, Millionen Flüchtlinge, eine traumatisierte Bevölkerung stellen die Außenpolitik europäischer Staaten und die humanitäre Hilfe im Allgemeinen vor große Herausforderungen. Dazu kommen Kriege im Jemen, im Sudan, in Äthiopien, in Syrien, der Krieg gegen die Hamas in Gaza aber auch die Folgen der Klimakrise, Migration sowie Cyberkriminalität und Gesundheit. Während sich die humanitäre Hilfe schon seit längerem mit der Wechselwirkung von Entwicklung, humanitärer Hilfe und Frieden beschäftigt, hat sich der Diskurs in der europäischen, aber auch österreichischen Außenpolitik zunehmend auf das Militärische verschoben. Insbesondere das neutrale Österreich, das als EU-Mitgliedsland der Gemeinsamen Außen- und Sicherheitspolitik verpflichtet ist, versucht seine außenpolitische Rolle zu revitalisieren und sich auch mit nicht-militärischen Mitteln an der Stärkung Europas Sicherheit zu beteiligen. Die Humanitäre Hilfe ist ein Teilbereich in welchem Österreich aktiv sein kann, die Vermittlerrolle in Konflikten wäre ein weiterer. Wie hat sich die österreichische Außenpolitik in den letzten zwei Jahren verändert? Was bedeuten die zunehmenden Krisen für die Bedeutung der humanitären Hilfe und welche Rollen kommen Frauen in der Außenpolitik, aber auch in der Projektgestaltung im humanitären oder entwicklungspolitischen Bereich zu? Diese und andere Fragen diskutiert die Direktorin des IIP, Stephanie Fenkart mit Lukas Wank, Geschäftsführer der AG Globale Verantwortung und Penny Bayr, Bereichssprecherin für globale Entwicklung und Außenpolitik der SPÖ. Gäste: Penny Bayr, Abgeordnete zum Österreichischen Nationalrat und Bereichssprecherin für globale Entwicklung und Außenpolitik der SPÖ. Sie ist unter anderem. auch Mitglied des Bundesvorstandes der SPÖ Frauen, stv. Vorsitzende der Wiener SPÖ Frauen und Vorsitzende der AWEPA Sektion Österreich (European Parliamentarians with Africa). Lukas Wank ist Geschäftsführer der AG Globale Verantwortung, des Dachverbands von österreichischen Nichtregierungsorganisationen, die in der Entwicklungszusammenarbeit, entwicklungspolitischen Inlandsarbeit und Bildung, Humanitären Hilfe sowie international in der sozialen, wirtschaftlichen und ökologischen Entwicklung tätig sind. Moderation: Stephanie Fenkart, Direktorin vom IIP Diese Folge wurde am 24.2.2024 aufgezeichnet.

Remember the podcast intro? Well this is still it, but now it's it's own podcast! All the chat we couldn't say on air and more. Just make sure if you're Bryce's young nephew Max you don't listen, just a bit crook for him yet.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Jefferies at https://jimjefferies.com/ This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks with code socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

Badwards and cookies and unicorns, oh my! This week, V and Emily head to Forks and dive off the cliff into the world of Twihards, Twank, and one very special gazebo as they look at the first Twilight superfic and, arguably, the one with the biggest impact on the fandom: Wide Awake by angstgoddess003. Is this fic the reason that 50 Shades of Grey exists? Kind of. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely. But did V gobble up every cookie-themed chapter? Hell yeah! Learn about a Cassandra Clare-level wank with us and -- unlike the Cullen vamps -- burst into flames of rage at E.L. James' grossness. Were you a Twihard (or perhaps a Twimom)? Do you suffer from insomnia that can only be cured by the beautiful bad boy next door??

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover how to get intimate with your Mums footwear, the best way to remove a silicone mould from your dingdong and why you always need to check your shipping address when ordering sex toys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's dead... wrapped in latex.

This week we are talking Twitch allowing "artistic nudity" then immediately changing their mind, E3 9s official dead, Death Stranding movie, and a lot more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trps/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trps/support

We're delighted to be joined by an Ex Harlequins & Sale legend in Mel Deane, who is nowadays better known as a trainer to the stars in the likes of; Rio Ferdinand, Niall Horan, Jamie Dornan, Tom Hardy, Nick Frost and more... In this episode he reveals all of his greatest stories from ten years playing alongside some of the biggest names in rugby from Jason Robinson to Jason Leonard to Brian O'Driscoll and also treats us to some hilarious tales that his clients have shared with him over the years. So sit back, relax and enjoy another wonderfuly ridiculous ride. -------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz

This podcast covers episodes 11,121 to 11,126. Tensions brew at the Bailey house when Ed's dad arrives in a critical mood, looking for a loan to help out his food truck business. George sees signs of Liam being bullied and offers advice from his own experiences with Frank the Wank. After the theft of his vapes last week, Simon seeks sanctuary in booze which sets Peter's alarm bells ringing. Racist Kelly causes all sorts of commotion when she buys Max an expensive watch. Nina and Asha are their own worst enemies when both pretend that they are satisfied with the other spending time with other people. Ryan's relationship with Crystal is developing when he gets a call with an intriguing job offer. As they prepare for their early Christmas celebration, Gemma is once more concerned when Joseph complains of feeling ill. Debbie is peckish. Brian loses his scarf. Billy's jumper has Jesus on.

The 2023 ASHA Convention wrapped on Saturday and we are here to tell you all about our experience! This episode features Hayley Ratzan-Wank and Mattie Kennedy, and it was their first time at the convention. It was only my second time, my first time was as a leveler, and the experience was completely different!! Follow along to hear about our favorite sessions and booths, advice for future first timers, and our key take aways! You can follow Hayley on Instagram ⁠⁠@hayleywank⁠⁠ or on LinkedIn You can follow Mattie on Instagram @mkennedy9 Follow us on instagram ⁠⁠@speechingitreal⁠⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

The 2023 ASHA Convention is upon us!! This episode features Hayley Ratzan-Wank, a graduate student at The University of Colorado, Boulder. Today we are future casting our ASHA plans as this is Hayley's first time and my second! We talk about session we are looking forward to, set some goals for ourselves, and shared some tips we've come across for anyone else who might be a first timer! You can follow Hayley ⁠@hayleywank⁠ Follow us on instagram ⁠@speechingitreal⁠ Follow your host, Christy Ubieta ⁠@christymarieu⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

Världens sexigaste man 2023, Best of Mike Johnson, diskussionen kring dokumentärserien ”Historien om Sverige” och våra mest orimliga irritationsmoment.En podd från Aller media. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob Schmidt, of Fox Sports Radio, launches into perhaps the best Fear the 'Fro game reaction of the season.  It has all the hits... a ballad, a Draymond ejection, a road win, and a double drip.  (0:00) Intro(1:30) Draymond Green - Many Ways To Die(5:00) The 'Fro Grievances - Homer Announcers, Draymond's Dickery(6:40) First Grievance - The Announcers(8:50) Second Grievance - Draymond's Ejection(17:11) Recapping Tonight's Action - Cavs Highlights

What an amazing bowl of word salad! Yes, those words are all in the right order, and this week, V and Emily explain how, why, and who the culprits were in this fandom wank of epic proportions. It's got everything. Cannibal mermaids. Chinese-Pakistani sex trafficking survivors. Politician RPF writers. Lin... Manuel... Miranda. This is truly one of the fannish implosions of all time. Were you involved in Hamilton fandom? Did you read either of the fics in this tale?

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Featuring the fic "Batter Up, Stealing 5th, Deep into the Bench, & Other Baseball Puns: That Time Dean F*cked a Baseball Team" by judithandronicusAO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29681016podfic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33184369Rating: ExplicitTags for this fic include: Gangbang, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Cartwright Twins, Baseball, Character Study Gangbang, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Attempt at Humor, Canon Compliant, Crack, But not really crack?, Wank and Tell

Tune in as the crew interview's Producer/Beatmaker , Lord $wank. For more on Lord $wank, click the links below for his Instagram & Music: https://www.instagram.com/lord.swank/ https://music.apple.com/us/artist/lord-%24wank/1438129089 https://open.spotify.com/artist/1dq6FjTX6QZzRIqcL3lCws Feel free to Like, Share, Comment, and Subscribe! #HipHop #Rap #Podcast #PureRapPodcast #LordSwank #Producer #Beats --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/purerappodcast/support

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share stories of friendship sex highs and lows. They both reflect on their own experiences of it as well as some listeners experiences. They talk grief wanking and and proctograms in yet another smutty mouthed 45 minute ramble. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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