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Jake and Matt take us through the second match day of the Serie A season! This week, loads of drama and goals coming your way, and possibly even a slip of someone's rear

Rog, Mulls, Ryan and Mitch join you for today's podcast talking our favourites from Day 1 of the Rock 2000 and Rog begins curating his Cry Wank 20 playlist.

It's Friday night and i'm back from my two week break. Tonight we're looking at the Great British Summer craze of flag-sh*gging. ALSO: I reveal all on my ferry ride to and from Spain/France. AND: who will win this week's tap dancing tosser award? Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Join Gavin and Chris for a fun-filled episode as they dive into a variety of topics! Gavin shares his unique experiences working as a background performer on Trailer Park Boys Season 13, offering spoiler-free insights and behind-the-scenes stories. Plus, the duo chats about Chris's new job and the things that really grind their gears. And, don't miss their hilarious recount of awkward text messages sent to them by mistake! Tune in for laughs, stories, and a bit of classic MMH magic!

Jarchy's Jokes Return, Petty Dreams & We're Playing The Opera House!The Round UpOpera HousePetty DreamsOptical Illusions Jarchy's JokesAggravating ArchdaleHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the podcast. 1 - Sneaky pub near the back door 9 - How many danger wanks in a day?12 - Hotel hustle with Frank Abignale Jnr18 - When to get the snip?32 - NFR Flyaway36 - Kirb from Two Flogs and his racing pigeons42 - Banana danger wank Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Become a Sniper Elite: https://plus.rova.nz/ Enter Elite keywords to win a trip to the Rock 2000: https://bit.ly/4l8o40c Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its confession time again!! We asked you guys whats the most unhinged thing you have done in a relationship and gotten away with it. Yall are some mental cases. From killing her boyfriends cat, to getting a wank off dying mother and much more. We also get a gret tip on how to get into your partners phone without their pin.

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You can enjoy exclusive and intense erotic audio by grabbing your copy of the Sensual Awakenings App on the Apple Store,or downloading the very unofficial and unapproved Android version from WyldeInBed.com When passion fades, the truth can ignite a fire that changes everything. Melissa and Chris have always shared a passionate and intimate connection, but recently, Chris has become distant and disinterested in their once-vibrant sex life. Concerned and confused, Melissa's mind races with questions and insecurities.Determined to uncover the truth, she begins to dig into the reasons behind Chris's sudden change. In "Unveiled Secrets," Melissa's quest for answers leads her down a path she never expected. What she discovers not only shocks her but also awakens a side of her she never knew existed. As hidden desires and buried secrets come to light, Melissa and Chris must confront their deepest fears and fantasies.Will the revelations tear them apart, or will they find a way to reignite the passion that once burned so brightly between them? Join Melissa and Chris on a journey of discovery, where every revelation brings them closer to the edge of ecstasy and truth. In a world where secrets can either destroy or transform, their love will be tested like never before.Experience the electrifying tale of "Unveiled Secrets" and let your desires be awakened by a story of love, betrayal, and rediscovery. Note: This story contains mature themes and is intended for adult readers only. Unlock the hidden desires and unravel the secrets that lie beneath the surface. Download "Unveiled Secrets" today and immerse yourself in a world of erotic intrigue and passionate revelation!

Året er 1978 og vores tunge rockverden åbenbares af den himmelstormende debut fra amerikanske Van Halen med vidunderguitaristen Eddie i spidsen. 1978 byder også på det sidste Black Sabbath album med Ozzy ved mikrofonen i 35 år, mens bands som AC/DC og Judas Priest stormer frem med to x to topsolide albumudgivelser. Ronnie James Dio laver sin sidste plade med Rainbow, og Brian Robertson tager afsked med Thin Lizzy. Inden da laver han lige “verdens bedste guitarsolo”. På årets sidste dag indspiller Iron Maiden deres første demo. Det tunge rock år 1978 bliver behørigt vendt af studievært Jens “Jam” Rasmussen og vores faste og fabelagtige gæsteduo, Steffen Jungersen og Michael Stützer Hansen. Nedslagspunkter: - Van Halen debuterer med et af 70'ernes absolutte hovedværker, hvor guitar virtuosen Eddie Van Halen danner skole for tusindvis af metal guitarister. - Den sidste heavy rock-energi klemmes ud Black Sabbath med Ozzy i front på “Never Say Die!” - AC/DC leverer rusten, beskidt bluesrock på “Powerage” og rødglødende rock'n'roll på “If You Want Blood”. - Judas Priest skærper deres definerende metal-lyd endnu et hak, og designer deres tidlige heavy metal-outfit med læder og nitter. Michael Stützer Hansen inspireres af både look og guitarlyd. - Den unge guitarist Hank de Wank (f. René Krølmark) udfolder sig i det københavnske punkband Brats og inspireres af både KISS/Ace Frehley, The Ramones… og Judas Priest. - Mens Hank er ved at omdirigere Brats i heavy metal-retningen, udgiver københavnske Zig Zag Band et hårdt rocket album med titlen “To Streger Over Den Fede”. - Den europæiske metal-scene anno ‘78 præges af blandt andre schweiziske Krokus, tyske Scorpions og walisiske Budgie. - I Amerika udgiver Aerosmith “Live Bootleg”, som bl.a. indeholder den funky rocker “Walk This Way”, der kommer til at inspirere New Yorks hiphop-scene i det efterfølgende årti. - Ronnie James Dio laver sit sidste album med Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow, mens David Coverdale sammentrækker ordene “White” og “Snake”. - Thin Lizzy udgiver det dobbelte livealbum “Live & Dangerous”. Brian Robertson forlader bandet kort efter udgivelsen, hvorpå han laver “verdens fedeste guitarsolo”. Steffen Jungersen føler og forklarer. - Iron Maiden indspiller deres første demo på årets sidste par dage, og gør sig klar til at erobre Londons metal undergrund i det nye år. Vi byder på en lille times tråd-snak fra 1978, og ønsker god lytning! Og dernæst på genhør til seriens sidste afsnit, fra 1979, om ca. 14 dage Idé, tilrettelæggelse og research: Jens "Jam" Rasmussen Produktion: Jan Eriksen

Inter stay top after beating Cagliari 3-1, fresh off their win in Munich. Napoli keep up with a McTominay double in a 3-0 win over Empoli. Juve play their best half all season to beat Lecce 2-1 and jump into 4th after Atalanta shut down Bologna. Lazio-Roma ends 1-1, with Soulé's goal stealing the spotlight. Milan's new 3-4-3 smashes Udinese 4-0. Fiorentina stumble to a 0-0 with Parma. Venezia edge closer to safety, Como beat Torino, and Verona-Genoa ends goalless.All the talking points, every team, every match – every week.Special Shoutout to our Media Partners Benevo Bid - Check out their collection here; https://benevobid.com/Timestamps00:00-14:06 Intro14:06-29:05 Inter-Cagliari29:05-42:53 Napoli-Empoli42:53-54:32 Atalanta-Bologna54:32-01:12:19 Lazio-Roma01:12:19-01:22:47 Juventus-Lecce01:22:47-01:41:06 Udinese-Milan01:41:06-01:47:26 Fiorentina-Parma01:47:26-01:53:43 Venezia-Monza01:53:43-01:59:01 Como-Torino01:59:01-02:02:40 Hellas-Genoa02:02:40-02:05:18 Wisdom with the Wank#acmilan #inter #juventus #torino #napoli #atalanta #bologna #fiorentina #roma #lazio #lecce #cagliari #udinese #monza #venezia #como #hellasverona #parma #empoli #genoa #football #soccer #footballpodcast #podcastPatreon (Support our Content): https://patreon.com/Serieaspotlight?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@serieaspotlightInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/serieaspotlight/Twitter: https://x.com/SerieASpotlight?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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Founder and President Oscar Rainey has the details on the big Algiers Mardi Gras Festival happening this weekend on the Wank

Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we've done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures! #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisodeTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the highest you've ever had a wank? Aussie Tennis legend Todd Woodbridge joins us to talk musicals and tennis, we ask you "what are the chances" and Troy and Will go head to head in "Troyographwill".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zum 80. Geburtstag von Markus Werner kann man sein Meisterwerk als Hörspiel wiederentdecken. Es ist eine Geschichte von Liebe und Tod. Sie spielt in einem Hitzesommer, Mitte der 1980er Jahre in Schaffhausen. Dort, wo damals auch der Autor lebte und sich ins Zentrum der Schweizer Literatur schrieb. Wer das Hörspiel am Radio hören will: Samstag, 21.12.2024, 20.00 Uhr, Radio SRF 2 Kultur Moritz Wank ist Ende 30, ein Kunstmaler, der nicht mehr malt, und überhaupt in der permanenten Krise steckt. Was ist das für eine Existenz, fragt er sich, wenn alles sich ihm entzieht? Sich keine «Realität» mehr festhalten lässt? Das einzige, das Wank einleuchtet, ist seine Liebe zu Judith, seiner jüngeren Lebensgefährtin. Sie bewältigt Beruf und Alltag fast spielerisch und lässt ihren Gefühlen freien Lauf. Aber dann, der Grillrausch der enthemmten Nachbarn ist verraucht, der heisse Sommer mitten im Kalten Krieg am Ende, deutet sich ein Unglück an. Wank, dem alles so fremd und fern ist wie seine Zehennägel, sieht es nicht. Und es trifft ihn mit ungeheurer Wucht. Zum 75. Geburtstag des 2016 verstorbenen Autors haben sich SRF und SWR zusammengetan, um diesen unvergleichlich vielschichtigen Roman als grosses Hörspiel mit 30 Beteiligten einem breiten Publikum neu zugänglich zu machen. Mit: Barbara Horvath (Erzählerin), Helmut Berger (Erzähler), Urs Jucker (Wank), Elisa Plüss (Judith) Gottfried Breitfuss (Mensch), Julie Bräuning (Silvia), Urs Peter Halter (Kurt), Sebastian Krähenbühl (Eugen Schnorf), Bigna Körner (Pia Schnorf), Gabriel Vetter (Hubert Müller), Laura Lienhard (Gertrud Müller), Robin Gilly (Sämi), Kaija Ledergerber (Lotti/Kinobesucherin), Lotti Happle (Maya), Norina Peier (Frl. Würmli/Wirtin), Jeanne Devos (Drogistin, Schwester im Spital), Thomas Douglas (Arzt), Peter Hottinger (Stefan), Martin Hug (Rötzel/Pförtner vom Waldfriedhof), Kamil Krejci (Dürsteler/ Egloff), Ariane Andereggen (Frau Egloff), Mario Fuchs (Krebs/Assistenzarzt), Graziella Rossi (Mutter), Joachim Rittmeyer (Verkäufer/Vater), Max Helfer (Nachrichtensprecher/Pfarrer), Felix Münger (Kinobesucher), Michael Luisier (Wirtschaftsexperte), Elisabeth Stäheli (Frau Bänteli), Julian Schütt (Sitzriese), Niel und Marlon Ott (2 Buben), Musik: Malte Preuss - Perkussion: Louisa Marxen - Hörspielfassung: Uta-Maria Heim - Tontechnik: Basil Kneubühler - Dramaturgie & Regie: Reto Ott - Produktion: SRF/SWR 2019 - Dauer: 47'

This week on Smut Club Chelsea and Hannah are reviewing All I Wank For Christmas by Tori Ross.You can find every episode of Smut Club at www.smutclubpodcast.com

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT…  theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  

Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and then discuss the short-lived CKY joining Alien Ant Farm on tour.  Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fantastic listeners, which trigger a few stories. The guys talk about an AI robot taking the next step towards things going all Terminator. Oh, and wanking upside down, like a bat, obviously.  All this and so much more.

Well hello there! This week: Ascend the Helix, Barbarians of California, Blood Incantation, Better Lovers, Sol Invicto, Will Haven, Cytotoxin and Cult of Luna. PLUS an important apology…

Today on Fiddly, we are joined by our new friend Scott Cramton. We learned that Scott is a master of murder—Murder Mystery Dinner Theater, that is. His shows are so good that even Shark Tank has decided to make a deal with this smart fella. Be sure to check out his website, and if you're in New York, grab some tickets to his show at Carmine's in Times Square this Friday, June 6th. Have a great day everyone! Support Fiddly Dicking Merch Store - fiddlyshop.com (https://www.fiddlyshop.com) Tip Jar - Donate Today (https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=MJJXJ895WU3NY) Twitter: @fdicking (https://twitter.com/FDicking) Facebook: Fiddly Dicking Facebook Page (https://www.facebook.com/fiddlydicking/) Instagram: Fiddly Dicking Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/fiddlydicking/) YouTube: The Fiddly Dicking Show (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQjlthkalz2IMEknmt0fg)

Send us a textGary Seller (co-host of Art Wank) wanted to interview us—Julie and Fiona—about our practices and the podcast. Its been a smooth transition as Gary joins the podcast, and Fiona steps back to focus on her commitments at NAS. Gary delves into the origins of the podcast and its future direction.Fiona shares her experience of returning to university as a mature-age student and gives insights into life at art school. Julie discusses her evolving art practice over the past few years.Enjoy...

Hey Lifers! Producer Keeshia is filling in today and Britt is curious about her chewing gum and toilet choice habits. Britt has had a very serious emergency that could have had a very dire outcome. This story isn't for a laugh but more a word of warning!Vibes for the week can be found on our websiteBritt: Keeshia: Modern Wisdom - How to stop feeling like your success is never enoughand Apple airpod max headphones Then we jump into your questions! IS HE LYING TO ME?A few years ago when I was around 7 months pregnant I noticed a condom missing from the pack. The only reason I noticed this was because we don't use condoms and only had them because we were going through fertility treatment and advised to use them prior to egg collection and embryo transfer. I confronted my husband about it and he said he likes to wear them when he ‘relieves' himself because he likes the feeling of it. Fast forward to now and we have been trying for a second baby for almost 9 months. We have embryos frozen so have decided to go through fertility treatment again. Again, we have been advised to use condoms to avoid multiples etc. My husband hasn't used any of ours since then, or told me that he's brought more. For the past few months he has been working away a few nights a week and staying at a friend's house while he's away (this friend is married with kids). The other day our 2 year old was going through his bag. He opened a zip and pulled out 2 condoms saying ‘daddy biscuits'. A few hours passed and a comment was made and we ended up talking about it. He told me again he liked the feeling of it and that I have nothing to worry about. My sex drive has been very low the last few months trying for a baby again and sex feels like a chore. He doesn't want to push me or put any pressure on so finds the need to ‘relieve' himself which is totally fine. I explained to him why it seemed suss and he understood where I was coming from and said he never even saw it that way. Now the question is - I don't know if this a red flag and he's lying to me or is this a legit thing and I should just trust him? We are about to have another embryo transfer and I'm just all over the place with my emotions and how I feel about this. I don't have actual proof he's done anything wrong or cheated and I don't have reason to not trust him. AM I A BAD FRIEND?I've got a friend who seems to chase chaos in relationships. She is clearly the reason her last wonderful relationship didn't work out, and since then she has dated multiple toxic guys back to back, and says she loves red flags - as if it's funny, until it's not funny anymore. She also never takes any accountability for her bad behaviour. I wish I didn't get so invested and didn't care what she did with relationships but it's put me off our friendship. She's never done anything bad to me but I find myself with the ick and not wanting to hang out with her because I can't possibly listen to one more of these chaotic and red flag guy stories. Am I being a bad friend? NOT BUDGETING FAIRLYMy family is going on a big holiday for a whole week. I'm talking about my sisters, their husbands and their kids + my parents and me (I'm single). One of my sisters has been the arranger of the whole trip. It was her idea so she has booked and budgeted everything and explained how much everything is costing and how it's getting split. Now it's coming to the crushing time of paying everything and getting close to us all going but I'm starting to feel as if things haven't been fairly budgeted. What's your perspective? We are 3 sisters helping pay toward ours and our parents' holiday however 2 of us have partners also contributing to the 1/3 expected on each of our behalf and then there is me who has to support the whole 1/3 on my own. Is this just the way the cookie crumbles or should this actually be split by 5 to include my sister's husbands? You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of High Tea, Felicia is Belle of the Ball, and they celebrate their birthday in style. Philip hates his new computer, and a special guest calls in all the way from Canada.

“It's not called a WANK room it's a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workplace drama shared by you hotties. Love you!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.comFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It's not called a WANK room it's a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workplace drama shared by you hotties. Love you! Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com Follow Maddy on TikTok and Instagram Follow Grace on Instagram Follow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram.

This week's bonus sees Martin and Gordon getting very excited as they begin to discuss plans for the big trip to Munich, opening up the mailbox to get your suggestions!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

A discussion of my batorhood, my recent thinking around it, and what's happening next. Mentioned in this episode:Patreon Shout Out August and SeptemberJust wanted to say a quick thanks to a few patrons. Thanks to Sean, Blake, Alex, Yitz and Bryce. If you'd like to offer your support hit the link.Fleshjack QuickshotI recently tried out the Fleshjack Quickshot for the first time and I love it. I can't wait to share the two open ends with a buddy. It's a great budget entry for anyone looking to try their first Fleshy product.

Our guest this week is Hayley Wank, new graduate and soon to be CFY SLP! On this episode we are just two friends catching up after our externships chatting through the struggle that is CF applications and navigating the world that is medical speech pathology intern. Hayley and I reflect on what we might have changed when applying to grad school - specifically as it relates to moving. You can follow Hayley on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@hayleywank⁠⁠⁠ or on ⁠LinkedIn⁠ Follow us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠@speechingitreal⁠⁠⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

Did you ever experiment when you were first learning to get off? Maybe you used an electric toothbrush, humped a pillow or stuck your dick into an orange.There's a lot of shame around masturbation, so in this ep we're here to normalise your creative nut techniques.

Did you ever experiment when you were first learning to get off? Maybe you used an electric toothbrush, humped a pillow or stuck your dick into an orange.There's a lot of shame around masturbation, so in this ep we're here to normalise your creative nut techniques.

After skirting around it for weeks, the cat is finally out the bag: WE'RE THE RESTLESS NATIVES AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY!!! Yes, Compston and Smart, The Clown & The Wolfman are heading to Munich (and Wank Mountain) for a once in a lifetime experience, the pinnacle of this podcast - hosting a late night EURO '24 fanzine show, with special guests and a load of football chat. And the best part? You can get involved. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

Welcome to the bonus episodes of the Self Love Revolution! I'm on a mission to give women everywhere permission to shed their shame. Each week I'll be joined by one of the wisest women I know, and we're going through some of the anonymous permission slips I've collected over the years. Because when one woman frees herself, they free another. That's the revolution baby. Today I'm joined by Nikki Fenix, a photographer who runs events for women to connect and heal.

First five minutes of the latest Patreon episode. Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/FMLFPL HUGE Friday My Life this week since there was the second half of GW34 to cover and then multiple DGWs to come. Also all the lifestyle questions which were fun thanks for sending those. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An in depth and irreverent look at 90's TV classic Dawson's Creek hosted by Kathryn and Katie. This week, we're finally back and reminding ourselves what on earth has happened in S6, E1-6 thus far. It's a wild ride everyone! We are unpacking Dawson having sex with an unbelievable two whole (good looking) women, Joey and another terrible teacher, Jen and CJ,  Pacey's stockbroker brah revamp and Audrey popping out of a coffin. Were also chatting 80's Halloween, CJ's Tobey vibes, Emma's crap English accent and lots of wank jokes, yay!!!Support the show

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Jefferies at https://jimjefferies.com/ This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks with code socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

Badwards and cookies and unicorns, oh my! This week, V and Emily head to Forks and dive off the cliff into the world of Twihards, Twank, and one very special gazebo as they look at the first Twilight superfic and, arguably, the one with the biggest impact on the fandom: Wide Awake by angstgoddess003. Is this fic the reason that 50 Shades of Grey exists? Kind of. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely. But did V gobble up every cookie-themed chapter? Hell yeah! Learn about a Cassandra Clare-level wank with us and -- unlike the Cullen vamps -- burst into flames of rage at E.L. James' grossness. Were you a Twihard (or perhaps a Twimom)? Do you suffer from insomnia that can only be cured by the beautiful bad boy next door??

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover how to get intimate with your Mums footwear, the best way to remove a silicone mould from your dingdong and why you always need to check your shipping address when ordering sex toys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We're delighted to be joined by an Ex Harlequins & Sale legend in Mel Deane, who is nowadays better known as a trainer to the stars in the likes of; Rio Ferdinand, Niall Horan, Jamie Dornan, Tom Hardy, Nick Frost and more... In this episode he reveals all of his greatest stories from ten years playing alongside some of the biggest names in rugby from Jason Robinson to Jason Leonard to Brian O'Driscoll and also treats us to some hilarious tales that his clients have shared with him over the years. So sit back, relax and enjoy another wonderfuly ridiculous ride. -------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz

This podcast covers episodes 11,121 to 11,126. Tensions brew at the Bailey house when Ed's dad arrives in a critical mood, looking for a loan to help out his food truck business. George sees signs of Liam being bullied and offers advice from his own experiences with Frank the Wank. After the theft of his vapes last week, Simon seeks sanctuary in booze which sets Peter's alarm bells ringing. Racist Kelly causes all sorts of commotion when she buys Max an expensive watch. Nina and Asha are their own worst enemies when both pretend that they are satisfied with the other spending time with other people. Ryan's relationship with Crystal is developing when he gets a call with an intriguing job offer. As they prepare for their early Christmas celebration, Gemma is once more concerned when Joseph complains of feeling ill. Debbie is peckish. Brian loses his scarf. Billy's jumper has Jesus on.

The 2023 ASHA Convention wrapped on Saturday and we are here to tell you all about our experience! This episode features Hayley Ratzan-Wank and Mattie Kennedy, and it was their first time at the convention. It was only my second time, my first time was as a leveler, and the experience was completely different!! Follow along to hear about our favorite sessions and booths, advice for future first timers, and our key take aways! You can follow Hayley on Instagram ⁠⁠@hayleywank⁠⁠ or on LinkedIn You can follow Mattie on Instagram @mkennedy9 Follow us on instagram ⁠⁠@speechingitreal⁠⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

The 2023 ASHA Convention is upon us!! This episode features Hayley Ratzan-Wank, a graduate student at The University of Colorado, Boulder. Today we are future casting our ASHA plans as this is Hayley's first time and my second! We talk about session we are looking forward to, set some goals for ourselves, and shared some tips we've come across for anyone else who might be a first timer! You can follow Hayley ⁠@hayleywank⁠ Follow us on instagram ⁠@speechingitreal⁠ Follow your host, Christy Ubieta ⁠@christymarieu⁠ Email anytime with questions or guest suggestions at speechingitreal@gmail.com

Bob Schmidt, of Fox Sports Radio, launches into perhaps the best Fear the 'Fro game reaction of the season.  It has all the hits... a ballad, a Draymond ejection, a road win, and a double drip.  (0:00) Intro(1:30) Draymond Green - Many Ways To Die(5:00) The 'Fro Grievances - Homer Announcers, Draymond's Dickery(6:40) First Grievance - The Announcers(8:50) Second Grievance - Draymond's Ejection(17:11) Recapping Tonight's Action - Cavs Highlights

The Alan Cox Show

Featuring the fic "Batter Up, Stealing 5th, Deep into the Bench, & Other Baseball Puns: That Time Dean F*cked a Baseball Team" by judithandronicusAO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29681016podfic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33184369Rating: ExplicitTags for this fic include: Gangbang, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Cartwright Twins, Baseball, Character Study Gangbang, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Attempt at Humor, Canon Compliant, Crack, But not really crack?, Wank and Tell