Chris Is Pissed Podcast

Brace yourselves: you're in for a hell of a long ride to celebrate the tenth episode of the podcast! In this release I babble about A-Rod's suspension projections, Derek Jeter's sore calf, Zack Greinke and Yasiel Puig getting rest, other MLB injury updates, the usual MLB scores & standings, Greg Oden signing with the Heat, Dez Bryant's claim to LeBron entering the NFL, Mark Cuban's lack of rebuilding regrets, the NFL Hall of Fame Game's lackluster display, Riley Cooper's Twitter threats, Jerry Rice's Pro Bowl doubts, sudden deaths in the Aaron Hernandez family, booing Mark Sanchez, NFL injury updates, NHL free agency, and more Johnny "Football" Manziel news. As for the "What, No Sports?!" report I discuss Lindsay Lohan's refusal to look at a bottle of booze and my personal grudge with the Walmart Zombies.

Nothing like some genuinely abrasive sports ranting before the weekend, and that's exactly what this podcast will bestow upon your ears! In this episode I delve right into A-Rod's potential suspension or lifetime ban, Ian Kennedy heading across the NL West from Arizona to San Diego, Cal Ripken's reward for his mother's abduction, the usual MLB scores & standings, Andrei Kirilenko defending his decision to sign with the Nets and denial of "conspiracy", NBA free agency updates, Terrence Jones physically assaulting the homeless, more on Nash's soccer tryout, the shift from a Hornet to a Pelican, Riley Cooper's racist mouth, the Chiefs' delusional offensive coordinator, a Jets player claiming Geno Smith can do more than Sanchez, Drew Brees being a cheapskate, other NFL updates, the Detroit Red Wings retiring Lidstrom's jersey, and NHL free agency. Then in the "What, No Sports?!" report I lambast online order offers and Simon Cowell being every bit of the douchebag we already believed him to be (and then some).

Look who I dragged back to the ol' microphone...Brother Michael! On this episode I verbally dig into the return of Brian Wilson, Jake Peavy's change of Sox, Cliff Lee's likelihood of being traded, the usual MLB standings & scores, the Brandon for Brandon trade between the Bucks and Pistons, Pau Gasol's desire to go back to a leadership role, the passing of the NBA's first basket scorer, Percy Harvin's surgery, more on the Aaron Hernandez case, Adrian Peterson's ballsy prediction, NFL refs tempo control, the most expensive game in the NFL regular season, NHL free agency updates, the Blackhawks selling ice for charity, and an entire recap of UFC on Fox 8 with Brother Michael. Then in the recurring "What, No Sports?!" report I vehemently rip back into a prior topic upon the discovery of recent news, why I hate camping, and a brief reminder of the final return of AMC's 'Breaking Bad'.

It's Monday, and I'm certain you can use some motivation...in the form of Sunday late night drunken sports babble from this guy! In this episode I go off about a Brewers fan's Braun tee, MLB scores & standings (per usual!), Scola to the Pacers, Gary Neal nears a deal with Bucks, Chris Paul considering 2016 Olympic team, Steve Nash and Inter Milan tryouts, LeBron surpassing Kobe for NBA's most popular, more NBA free agency, Jeremy Maclin's ACL tear, Cam Newton's support of HGH testing, Aaron Rodgers in backpedal mode, Percy Harvin and Dennis Pitta's hip woes, NHL free agency, Johnny Manziel getting hammered [again], and the sudden rediscovery of my inner nerd during the "What, No Sports?!" report.

Never at a loss for words, I'm back! In this episode I rattle off about A-Rod's gripe, Kemp back to the DL, Soriano to the Yanks, MLB scores & standings, Derek Rose's self-image, Mike Miller's destination decision, Derek Fisher's final season, NBA free agency updates, more on the Aaron Hernandez trial, Von Miller smoking the ganja, CJ2K and Hester racing a cheetah, Tracy Porter's forfeiture, NFL free agency updates, and the "What, No Sports?!" report. Don't forget, the CIP Podcast is also now available on iTunes for your listening pleasure!

Now also on iTunes! In this episode I rant and rave about the Ryan Braun suspension, Pedroia's new deal, Matt Garza to the Rangers, Greg Oden making a comeback, Nate Robinson heading to Denver, Cuban's take on Dirk, some random NFL updates, Jagr to the Devils, Bruins denial of Bieber-proofing, Clowney's insane hit and the standards for next season, the "What, No Sports?!" report, and a "Chris' Correctional Facility" update.

Look who's back for a listen! In this episode I rant about the conclusion to the epic torture that was Sunday's Yankees/Red Sox game, MLB scores for the day (forgot the standings!), Puig's lawsuit, the Dodgers' playoff push, Bynum's prediction for his Cavs, Mike Miller's lead suitors, Jerry Jones' hollow statements, Kaepernick's top selling jersey and backup QB, NHL 2013/14 schedules, the Bruins' Bieber-proof dressing room, a barking Gators' linebacker, the "What, No Sports?!" Report, and "Chris' Correctional Facility".

Once again, welcome back! And a gigantic, monumental THANK YOU to you great listeners! We together skyrocketed, after merely two podcasts, to the #10 OVERALL spot on the Podomatic Pro Sports genre ranking! You guys are amazing, and let's keep it going! On this third episode, not only do I start with a huge thanks to you guys, but I divulge into the potential of Kobe luring Melo and LeBron, Mark Cuban backpedaling, NBA and NHL free agency, a brief touch on Johnny "Football" Manziel's hangover, Tiki Barber's Manning brother comparison, Aaron Hernandez being removed from sticker books, Kaepernick's choice of hats, and the "What, No Sports?" report.

Welcome back! In this episode I talk about the Home Run Derby and All Star Game, current MLB standings at the ASG break, NBA and NHL free agency moves, the Jets starting QB position, my condolences for Larry Fitzgerald, the Zimmerman Trial, why I no longer go to the movie theaters, improper usage of hashtags, and the introduction of a new segment on the CIP Podcast.

Finally, the debut is here! My brother Michael and I rant about MLB standings, trolling Toronto and Atlanta fans on Twitter following the All Star Game Final Vote collusion, UFC 162, NBA and NHL free agency, NFL and the Aaron Hernandez trial, a dab of early fantasy football thoughts, zombie apocalypse enthusiasts, and my proposal of a new driving law. PS: Bring your headphones as I am still trying to figure out why it's so quiet on speakers!