Do The Roses Align?

This week we are featuring a MUCH anticipated cross-over episode, led by none other than JENNA FROM DATECARD POD?! Excuse us while we rave. Shannon appears as a guest on Date Card Pod, and let's just say "It's good to be back!" "Hope you enjoyed your break because The Bachelor is back and with it is another crop of sexy babies and monsters on the hill trying to win a Neil Lane ring. Or I guess...we mean Zach's heart. Quick name one thing you know about Zach! If your only answer is that he's white or his uncle is Puddy from Seinfeld, then you're about as prepared as any of us are! But rest assured Jenna and fellow Bachelor commentator, Shannon from Do The Roses Align, are here to break down what we know about him and his 30 women...via their charts and the silly bios ABC gave us! Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media"

It's BACHELOR MONDAY and we are INTERCONTINENTAL!! Shannon is back to give you a refresher on the last three episodes, with a very special guest! Our darling Astrology Chef is joined by Megan(@fairycat94), who is joined by Percy. Our hosts discuss the potential next Bachelorette, the ins and outs of producer manipulation, and water placement chaos. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/fairycat94 www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon is back after a well-deserved week off to recap episodes 2 and 3 of Clayton's Bachelor season, but she's not alone! Shannon is joined by her partner Olivia, and they are sure bringing the cheeky commentary and a laugh to die for! Our two hosts cover everything from Cassidy's exit, karate-chopping kids, some Pisces placement delusion, the shrimp finasco, and talk about their predictions for the final four. This episode is one for the books, and you're not going to want to miss it! Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/ohliv_gardens_ www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon is back with a very special guest for the premiere of her fellow Tiger's Bachelor season. Give a warm DTRA welcome to Adina Hertzel! ( @AdinaRising/www.adinahertzel.space ) Adina and Shannon break down our Taurus Lead's (CONFIRMED!!!) chart in full, our Venusian season favorite, and we are up to our eyeballs in retrogrades. Buckle up, everyone, this is going to be QUITE a season. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon and Jess are TOGETHER AGAIN AT LAST. This week we're sitting down to talk about all the highlights from the past two weeks - all things moon signs, Gemini placements, and SUPRISE! Shannon's partner Olivia, our favorite Cancer, makes some special appearances. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon and Jess talk about this week's highlights and shout out this season's favorite men. Let's chat about some Taurus Moon sensitivities, Chris G and Rick coming from left field, and ANOTHER episode ends with a rose ceremony! Is this our favorite season yet!? Join us for a recap to find out! Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon and Jess are back, reinvigorated and freshly inspired by OUR NEW BACHELORETTE, MICHELLE! We're already head over heels and start this season by recapping the astrological highlights from the first two weeks. Joe and Michelle are basically the same person, down to their birth charts, our future lead is a clear Taurus - through and through, and the Leo/Aquarius standoff that's sure to ruffle some feathers. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43j98J1XGHNW-q5BA3t7Ig http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

Shannon and Jess recap the last two weeks on the beach and it's been quite a ride. Saturn is in Aquarius and the collective has taken over, we take a guess at Brendan's rising sign, and the Earth Venus pair has made quite a mess. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod

The most dramatic season of Paradise has officially begun! Shannon and Jess dive straight into the absurdity of this episode before Shannon breaks down the astrology of it all - from some stereotypical Aries behavior, some classic Pisces nonsense, and the synastry that created mortal enemies, Thomas and Aaron. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

Bachelor in Paradise is back and SO ARE WE! After a busy summer we are glad to be back in our podcasting chairs to recap some drama on the Sand! Get ready for some hot takes and controversial opinions during this episode; Shannon and Jess will recap all of the chaos from Week 2 of #BiP - from deep conversations, awkward dates, and some controversial arrivals. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

This week's episode of the #Bachelorette is the Earth Placement showcase! Shannon and Jess discuss all of drama, from Tre and Andrew S - going head to head with the two sides of Saturn dynamic, Katie's chart synastry with our "surprise" newcomer, and we can't forget the parallels between this episode's drama and iconic drama from a past season. TO SUPPORT THE L4 PRJECT: https://l4project.com/ Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

Shannon and Jess buckle in to recap an exciting episode of The Bachelorette, including some pretty hot takes. From an intense group date to an intense one-on-one, with some intense interactions with the men in between, this episode is full of excitement, drama, and very real trauma. CONTENT WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ABUSE ARE DISCUSSED IN THE EPISODE. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Sexual Assault is loosely mentioned from 1:01 - 1:17. Please be advised and fast forward accordingly. National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673 https://www.rainn.org/ is another helpful SA Resource. If you or anyone you know struggles with substance abuse of any kind, please reach out to a medical professional and check out the following resources: https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline TO SUPPORT THE L4 PRJECT: https://l4project.com/ Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

After some technical difficulties the last few episodes, Shannon and Jess finally get to give a full-on #recap, and what an episode for it. From the first one on one of the season, to the intense group dates - this season of #TheBachelorette leaves us wanting for nothing. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.twitter.com/ptjesssd www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

For the first time in Do The Roses Align history, we have a guest! Shannon and Jess are joined by the co-host of Shannon's other podcast, Emily. Together, Shannon and Emily break down Katie's birth chart, which she has confirmed for us, along with important dates that have lead us to this season of the Bachelorette! Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign www.dtrapod.com https://linktr.ee/twinfiresignspod http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast

Let's meet the second round of men! In the "Part Two" installment of our introduction to the men, Shannon and Jess talk about the remaining men on this upcoming season of the Bachelorette - including birth charts, instagram first impressions, and brief correspondence in the DMs. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign​ www.dtrapod.com http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast http://www.instagram.com/twinfiresignspod

Off-Season is almost over! Shannon and Jess dive into the charts of Katie's suitors for this upcoming season, from Aaron to Jeff. From the lone Aquarius to an overwhelming number of Gemini's, Shannon flexes her sleuthing skills to provide us with all the need to know info for the first half of our new gentleman. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign​ www.dtrapod.com http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast http://www.instagram.com/twinfiresignspod

Shannon and Jess get back to their Bachelor Nation roots with some recent BN news. Shannon tells Jess all about Astrid and Kevin's big news, an envy-inducing birthday party for a toddler, and some lead up for Katie's upcoming Bachelorette season. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign​ www.dtrapod.com http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast http://www.instagram.com/twinfiresignspod

After some technical difficulties recording the originally planned episode, Shannon and Jess pivot and talk about iconic moments from MTV's Jersey Shore and the astrology behind them. From Mike's head-butt assault on a concrete wall to the tumultuous saga that was Ronnie and Sam, join in for astrological explanations. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign​ www.dtrapod.com http://www.instagram.com/averagebearpodcast http://www.instagram.com/twinfiresignspod

In another off-season episode, Shannon and Jess let their Gemini Ascendants take control, and they ramble for a bit about things they can't seem to cook, favorite foodie neighborhood in NYC, and their shared love of The Sims. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign​ www.dtrapod.com http://www.instagram.com/averagebearp...​ http://www.instagram.com/twinfiresign...

Shannon and Jess are back after a week off to talk about the Bachelorette's Birth Chart - that's right, the show itself - and all the retrogrades present. Shannon pulls the charts for a multitude of important dates within the show's history like the infamous windwill, the abruptly ended season, and the upcoming back to back seasons just to name a few. Join in to learn about the differences between Mars drama and Mercury drama, and why all the changes, poor communication and different drama takes place on the Bachelorette and how it compares to the Bachelor. **** Content Warning: Colton Underwood's Netflix Documentary is discussed for the first 30 minutes of today's episode. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess break down, and lightly roast, four different videos from some Bachelor Nation favorites - starting with Hannah Ann and ending with the newly appointed Bachelor Nation "King of Cringe". Packed full of roasting, genuine pro tips from real professionals, and some slight judgement - this episode will definitely be a fun break from astrology. *DISCLAIMER* All opinions expressed in this episode are all in good fun, and not meant to be taken too seriously. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign www.dtrapod.com

In the second week of the off-season, Shannon takes us on a comprehensive journey through the birth chart of The Bachelor. Along with a teaser for Shannon's new project, a retelling of one of Jess's birthday, and many metaphors - you'll learn how things that have occurred within the franchise have literally been written in the stars. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign *Emily's Instagram* - http://www.instagram.com/starryeyeddata www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess decompress after an exhaustive season to talk about their first Bachelor-free Monday night, favorite cartoons, Mars in Gemini, celebrity chefs, and of course we couldn't' forget to sprinkle some Bachelor Nation news in every now and then. There is also a psuedo-commercial for a company that doesn't know we want to advertise for them yet. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.youtube.com/dotherosesalign www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess say goodbye to this historic season of the Bachelor, and discuss their feelings about the equally historic ATFR (sans Chris Harrison for the first time ever). We break down the final episode and talk about Michelle and all of her perfection, the astrology behind Matt's relationship with his mom, the iconic John the Scorpio, and a lackluster ending that we predicted from the beginning. ALSO TWO BACHELORETTES?!?

Shannon and Jess recap the Fantasy Suites episode, discuss their love for Taco Bell, start a shallow dive into Astral Cartography, and break down Rachael's manipulation and how it's laid out in her chart. Don't Forget to Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.dtrapod.com

#FireChrisHarrison​. Sign the Petition Here. https://tinyurl.com/ytmnva84​ Content Warning: Chris Harrison and Taylor Nolan's tweets and response are discussed until timestamp 1:20. Shannon and Jess discuss the this season's Women Tell All. We discuss our feelings on Taylor Nolan's tweets and the initial response as well as talk about the most tight-lipped Tell All in franchise history. Follow us on Instagram or visit our website: http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.dtrapod.com

#FireChrisHarrison​. Sign the Petition Here. https://tinyurl.com/ytmnva84​ Shannon and Jess discuss the eighth episode of Season 25 of the Bachelor. We discuss Serena's power play this episode, continue trying to guess Matt's moon and rising signs, Clare is a Pisces (we don't care what you say about it) , and also hometowns happened. Follow us on Instagram or visit our website: http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​ http://www.dtrapod.com

Content Warning: We spend the first 50 minutes of this episode discussing Chris Harrison and his recent behavior, specifically his interview with Rachel Lindsay. The topic of racism is brought up, and the content discussed may be triggering or emotionally exhaustive. Please listen with discretion. #FireChrisHarrison. Sign the Petition Here. https://tinyurl.com/ytmnva84 Shannon and Jess discuss the seventh episode of Season 25 of the Bachelor. Shannon takes us through the show’s birth chart, the women and the Taurus full moon, we debunk Scorpio stereotypes while showcasing the powerful Taurus ones, and Pieper has the most Leo exit of all time. We encourage you to continue to support POC within this franchise. Thank you very much to Taylor Nolan, Mikayla Bartholomew, and Victoria Price (of @theblckchelorettes) for the energy you’ve put into your content. Follow Links: https://www.instagram.com/theblckchelorettes/ https://www.instagram.com/taymocha/ https://venmo.com/taymocha http://venmo.com/mikayla-bartholomew http://venmo.com/VictoriaPrice Follow us on Instagram or visit our website: http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess recap and break down the sixth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and Tyler Cameron has made his first appearance! We break down MJ's final moments, Heather Martin's surprise visit, and we've got some feelings about Matt's rose tease for our girl Katie. MAGI'S NONPROFIT: http://www.msyshoes.org​ Follow us on Instagram or visit our website: http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesal...​ http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef​​ http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula​​ http://www.dtrapod.com

CONTENT WARNING: Suicide and Mental Illness is discussed from 8:05 - 9:44 . Listener discretion is advised. Shannon and Jess recap and break down the fifth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and karma has entered the building! We discuss Jessenia's Scorpio placement, the perfect Venusian dates, and more Gemini and Sagittarius shenanigans. GAME OF ROSES EPISODE: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KSR... Follow us on Instagram and visit our website: http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign http://www.instagram.com/astrologychef http://www.instagram.com/jesskotula http://www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess recap and break down the fourth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and the women are running Nemacolin! We say hello and goodbye to some new faces, Gemini stereotypes are brought to life, and Matt continues to ask what he can do for the women. Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at @AstrologyChef and visit www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess recap and break down the third week of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and it's The Sarah Show! We dive deep into what the planets are telling us about Sarah and Matt's compatibility, how the women react to Sarah's strategy, and Sarah vs. Aries Mars Retrograde. Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at @AstrologyChef and visit www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess recap and break down the second week of Season 25 of The Bachelor. We break down Victoria vs. Marylynn, Sarah and Matt's compatibility, and Shannon goes IN on Victoria's chart and lays out the part the stars and planets play in what makes our ultimate Capricorn tick. Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at @AstrologyChef and visit www.dtrapod.com

Shannon and Jess recap and break down the Premiere of Season 25 of The Bachelor. We say goodbye to old favorites, get to know some new favorites, and continue to break down the gameplay from astrological arena. Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at @AstrologyChef and visit www.dtrapod.com

After a brief break and a long awaited move, Shannon and Jess are back! Shannon and Jess spend this preseason episode getting to know the cast of Season 25 of The Bachelor. Shannon gives a comprehensive breakdown of this season's birth charts, and we unveil some information about the fiery women who are going to steal the show. *Due to technical difficulties, we are missing the audio that includes some of our fire signs, but don't worry! We feel very confident we'll be seeing them in the following weeks and there will be plenty to break down* Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at @AstrologyChef and visit www.dtrapod.com