Eileen and Steph: Everything's Fine

Make sure to jump on our FaceBook page to play along with "What the hell is that?!" and Like and Subscribe to get the alerts for our live recording! In this episode, the girls talk about the challenge of getting the kids to school and the lengths to which they take to avoid washing their hands. Steph talks about the role she just landed in a feature film and her trip to The Gunslinger's new Airsoft store in Oshawa. Eileen shares Crazy Facts that will blow your mind!

It's the first FaceBook Live podcast! Make sure to get over to FB for the full episode! This week, the girls discuss the Pickering Power Plant oopsie, Gwyneth Paltrow's latest craze, McDee's in Japan needing a lesson in marketing, and Vince Neal's ass. On Facebook you can play along with their game "What does Eileen know?!" food addition!

The ladies talk about things they've done which they are not proud of, the secret uses of toothpaste, Lysol, and other home remedies and why Stephanie doesn't play Chubby Bunny anymore. The also discuss the Pope Francis bitch slap and secret menu items.

Happy New Year! The girls talk about the year ahead, celebrity resolutions, looking back on the positive things of 2019, Cats the movie, free tuition, and the best card and board games right now.

Happy Thanksgiving and, talking about turkeys, Happy voting too! The girls are back to talk emergency rooms, koalas who murder, rage yoga, poop woes, and the current election in Ontario.

The ladies go over the 10 Top questions Google is asked about cats, Luke's trip to emergency, a philanthropist buying up the earth, and the research on how you are more likely to cry on an airplane. They discuss the Atkin bars sent in Forever 21 online "Large" size orders, diets, and how Steph is off to hang with Tony Robbins for 2 weeks!

*Reloaded for technical difficulties* Better late than never but the girls go over some great headlines: A student who borrows a stranger's pants, Grumpy Cat's death, Women who steal cheese, a school in the U.S.A has banned "Best friends", Stephanie's outing with her youngest to her first Drag brunch, Emmy nominations, and they update each other on the families. It's good to have the ladies back! 

We look good for 50 (Episode 50, that is)! The girls talk about "food drops", how Steph is cramming in way too much in a weekend, buying booze with the boss, the importance of sunscreen, and going back to where people came from. Eileen shows Stephanie the guy who's drug smuggling went wrong. They discuss the new Cats trailer, alien abduction insurance policies, and how Stephanie is selling her motorcycle. Halloween talk is starting up in the houses, so the girls talk scary movies. Fall is around the corner...

Happy Mother's Day! Eileen and Steph haven't seen each other in a long time! They catch up on the kids, Steph's new day job, the upcoming shows, while talking about Mother's Day, celebrity babies, and how freaking creepy kids' mouths are.

Dog dental surgery woes, using Dubstep to ward off mosquitos, knife massages, Brody's 5th year anniversary as an Ontario Birth Study baby, and how our kids show us that all our neurotic behaviour is genetic. The girls find their "Florida Man" headlines and they talk about natural ways to get rid of bugs as summer quickly approaches. 

The girls discuss the celebrity moms and the college scandal, the pitfall of being a "cool parent", and the woman suing the celeb moms for 500 billion. Stephanie confesses that her husband talked her out of sending the kids to University. The ladies go over the bizarre eating habits of kids, the Oedipal complex, kids hiding things and confessing, and the pain of losing your temper.

It's Stephanie's birthday! She's back from her Tony Robbins adventure and now on a cleanse. Eileen lets us in on her newest hobby. They discuss the report that women who engage in outdoor sports have a better wellbeing, another "Life hack" called "10 life changing tips to make your home so much cleaner" and an article that sex robots could get hacked.  They discuss the mom who realized she left her baby in an airport and the hipster who got mad about his photo used without his permission.

The girls discuss the comedy uproar over JFL, how Jody Wilson-Raybould should be Prime Minister, and a family in the UK with a chimp child. Eileen takes an Easter test and the girls remember their religious upbringings. 

Eileen brings us a do-able list of "Top 20 things no women over 30 should wear", they discuss Amazon and when your neighbour's dog finds your package before you do. Steph gives an update on her first ACTRA members' conference and why Shirley MacLaine is a dick.

Episode 42: Life, the Universe, and Everything! We are back after the baby hiatus and Eileen and baby Sydney are doing great! The ladies talk snail facials, wholistic dildos, and pubic hair clothing. Valentine's? Schmalentine's!

The girls go over pronouncing names incorrectly and what IS in a name. They remember their most memorable high school teachers and Steph recounts her supply teaching days. Eileen brings up the news story of the woman in a marathon with a public proposals which leads them to tell each other their proposals and wedding days.

Eileen is counting down the days to the baby drop! Steph fills us in on the 905 Comedy Festival coming up, and the girls talk about their comedy crushes. The ladies go over the top ways to find a man...in 1958 and how a woman was charged for pretending to be a witch as well as sexing politicians.

Eileen is venting on being super pregnant, not having a baby name, and parent's not helping out. The girls go over the many times kids wander off and drilling the "candy-van" scenario. They discuss the realization of never being able to stop worrying, the Halloween costumes that should be banned and the difference between appropriation and appreciation. They discuss how they are over the adult "party" but how they aren't on board with dis-allowing kids over 13 to trick 'or treat.

The ladies go over the "always" and "nevers" thrown around in their household and the passive aggressive way they deal with it. The fights we have with celebrities without their knowledge, experiencing "phone shaming", and getting put in place by "Youts", as well as the pregnancy update and how a fetus is a parasite. Steph gushes on her mother-in-law, minus the vegitarian Thanksgiving. Eileen's baby's names are out the window and we are back to square one. Steph shocks Eileen with the history of when "the rabbit dies". 

The girls go over the shows that are worth binging and what to avoid; do a Halloween costume check-in; Eileen let's us in on two events where animals ended up inside individuals; and why these two aren't changing their profile pic. to a black square.

We get an update on Eileen's baby count down! 8 weeks to go! Steph regails the adventures at the "Routes to Roots" film festival. We discuss ODD and back to school blues. The ladies remember "sleeping in" and "afternoon delight", before kids. Cuddly kids to anti-cuddle kids and how cool kids are now.

Eileen makes homemade play dough, gives us an update on her loud neighbours, and the ladies start talking karma and being more yourself as you age. The ladies go over the sex doll brothel, how 7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and a Nova Scotia Aunt reneges on a lottery ticket she asked her nephew to get for her.

Eileen gives us a pregnancy update and fills us in on C-section births, Steph fills Eileen in on her tummy tuck and how an astrologer chose her wedding day and that Eileen should check the astrological charts before picking the baby's birthdate. The ladies discuss the gold burger at the CNE, what crazy things the kids are saying, on-line ad fails (white models with black-centric t-shirts) and are we allowed to wear a t-shirt that supports a cause if we aren't part of the demo? Here comes a feminism talk! School is here and so is Halloween decorations...wait, what?

Stephanie tells Eileen about the latest auditions and the girls talk jewellery and what they did after some major break ups. The ladies go over the funny things these kids are saying to us, bums on streetcars, urinals that look like mailboxes in France, anal sex, porn, the danger of a clense, and grown-ups shitting their pants.

Dirty hair looks better for the curly girls gets us chatting about bathing in the 1800's (or lack thereof), why do some people just stink? The ladies talk about the difference in coffee, Eileen's stint in the Starbuck's industry, and a shout out to Trebilcock. Breast milk (excess and lack thereof). The baby name debate continues and the latest baby gadgets. Discussion of the Trump star on the walk of fame. Steph raves about the trivia game she creates and hosts on the app Showdown Live. 

Baby update! We'll settle on a name...with your help! Losing weight linked to wine! Turns out that Steph is a sugar Nazi, smugles food into the movies, and documents Star Trek conventions. Eileen lets us know about the latest reminder on reusing condoms, got us on the topice of expoding forgotten food in cars, and upcoming stars at our local conventions. The lesson of the day: just because it's a cartoon, doesn't mean it's for kids!

Steph lets Eileen in on the coming independance she can look forward to, they chat on how not all kids are cuddly, Steph fills us in on landing "Fak Yaass!" web series and invites everyone to get on the app Showdown Live and play her triva games. The girls talk hair dressers, welfare, and working out, as well as the awesome world that is used clothing stores and how cool Mega Blocks is as a company. We also will take credit for taking down Scarlet Johansson.

Is music and math genetic? Disapointing live performances, skills we just don't have, the future fears we have regarding the kids, the little luxeries, and more comments from the kids that make us giggle.

Eileen gets Steph's advice on "those neighbours", they talk about the scientific findings on red-heads, an armless man who is charged with a stabbing, Doug Ford's niece, and whores in general. 

Checking in with Eileen, discussing how many months is your kid? The pressure of choosing the perfect baby name, Scarlett Johansson is in hot water again, recaping the summer movies in theatres right now, and birds are assholes.

Eileen and Steph break some big news! They go over the latest headlines: Eating pizza to lose weight, US boarder security have the right to check your phone, Russian Burger King apologizes for offering money and burgers to any woman who gets preganant by anyone on the Russian soccer team and we recap the last day of school.

The girls tackle the transgendered world and how people identify themselves, making changes to yourself (good and bad), gender roles and kids, plastic surgery, genetics, and the new catch phrase, "Thanks a lot, mom. I had to wipe my own ass."

Eileen fills us in on a man that served his friends the ultimate mystery meat and a woman who maked a highly unusual necklace, the gilrs remember their bar days, praise the newest Netflix show, and Stephanie tests Eileen's knowledge of basic trivia while they discuss if they have fulfilled the tasks in order to become a man.

It's voting day! The ladies talk politics, what makes kids laugh, keeping fruit in your vagina, recapping the Colin Mochrie show, talking about the upcoming Bowmanville Rotary "Ribs and Brews" that Steph is hosting this year, and Stephanie tests Eileen on her knowledge of the wedding anniversary gifts.

Steph binging on kickboxing, acting and rejection, taking hints from the Universe, Eileen takes a sex trivia quiz, the stupid ways we have hurt ourselves, and some great clean jokes.

Taking a compliment (particularly when your husband says it about another woman), Steph's facialist gave her shit, emergency alert gone wrong, 30-year old taken to court by his parents' to get him to move out, going over our "types", the discovery of a new shade of blue, and we examine the "Laurel" and "Yanny" chaos with "James" and "John". Fruititarians and the 4-year old's grandest birthday ever. 

Annoying things that our husbands do, remembering the Marriage Ref, Tweets of the best & worst roommates.

Kickboxing update, people caring for our kids, amazed at what we could do when we were young, more news on Uranus, Eileen take a Space quiz, the salt myth, and Stephanie will be transforming into a 60 year old woman.

Beauty tips and some plastic surgery insights, a sample of Eileen's copywriting brilliance, silly celebrities why do you keep talking? Remembering Eileen's brother in law, Frank.

Timeshares and other scams, calling BS on a mom who says she has sex for 3 hours, we get right into the sex habits of these tired moms, lots of sex talk, did we mention this is a lot of sex talk? Stalking on Facebook, milestone of entering daycare...check! 

Teaching kids to kill, why don't the little suckers attempt to get away with manageble crimes? Not wearing a bra in school, things your history teacher doesn't want you to know, and pets make us immortal.

Eileen has dog bed envy, more fake news, drinking gin speeds up your metabolism, parents are going broke, questions that stumped contestants on Jeopardy or "How stupid is Stephanie?"

Steph's Facebook friends can't come to terms on humour, our husbands are realists, Hollywood is too white...or is it?, Queer Eye, the best place to swing in Durham Region, and "How well do you know Canadian food?" 

Easter is upon us, death toys, shower inventions, and our new game show: How dumb is Eileen? Human glands edition.

The 30 day de-clutter challenge, kickboxing kicking Steph's ass, Brazilian waxing, on-line gaming pick-ups, 

Taking the Easter out of bunnies, a pill that can simulate exercise, empathy is genetic, and where's our seaweed that tastes like bacon?

Sick again?! WTF?! Learning new skills, hate on Facebook (let's ban all the words!), and how unskilled some of us are at compliments.

Eileen is back from "sick-vacation", Pink Shirt day, how to determine your baby's gender (or the Chinese know everything seqment), How Privilaged Are You test, and Colin Mochrie is coming to town.

This episode covers: Breaking the whole concept of death and divorce to the kids, reminiscing about our first weddings, planning for the worst, girls' night out, Oscars, telling your kids they are "smart" is a diservice, and kissing your kids on the mouth.

What we judge...I mean talk about this week: Patrick Brown, our dirty teenage lives, astrology, Happiest Toddler on the block, high maintance test, Mike Pence  and swatting mosquitos is the best defence.

Topics in this episode: if women and men can just be friends, conflicting parenting tips, periods, vasectomies, heckling at strip clubs, escorts and phone sex.