Welcome to a show, a show that's called The Freewheelin' Bashmore Show. Each week a different theme with sketches and general rhubarb. Come get some. It's on Wandsworth Radio. Check it out on Twitter & stuff. Huzzah!
Looking to go for an end of Summer swim? You'll want the perfect flotation device. How about raw sewage?
It's another episode of Holiday. And this time we're heading to...your bedroom.
This is an important announcement. There are too many podcasts. Be careful out there.
It's sure to be the hit game of the Summer. Hair in the mouth!
No one knows what it really does, but it's important stuff. Super Turmeric!
Looking to cut down on those water bills? Still need to water the plants? This is what you need.
What's the deal with this current weather? Blazing sun and then it snows. We speak to a weather expert to find out more.
What do you do when you can't afford any of the houses on earth...
The Bashmore Show presents its findings in a much-awaited report.
How does it do it? How does the cat hair get into everything?
It's the end of another crappy year. Here's your end of year Christmas message from The Bashmore Show.
As it was a 1983-themed show, I interviewed - straight from 1983 - one-week old Bashmore.
What happens when all of your social media channels go kaput and fall over? Never fear, The Bashmore Show has some suggestions.
What's the deal with Stonehenge anyway? Here's an interview with one of the Stonehenge...stones to give us a bit of an insight.
Barry. Looking For Love. You've come to the right place.
Looking for that special birthday gift? Get a recorded message off your fave celeb. But not just any celeb - how about this bad boy?
Looking for things to do when it's hoofing it down with rain? Let The Bashmore Show help.
You've seen all those Father's Day cards with all those same old same old pictures on the front. BUT, what exactly are the most popular ones? LET'S FIND OUT.
Men's knees. Fortunately covered up most of the year - their full horror unleashed during the heat. Here's a chat with knees about their plight.
A Public Service Announcement from The Bashmore Show. In in doubt - be a weird neighbour.
It strikes fear in the heart of pub goers. Have you booked your table?
They hot new CD you'll want to grab to recreate those fun times driving in London.
The competition is hotting up. It's Spring, which means your neighbours all want to be the first to mow their lawn. The Bashmore Show checks in on the most intense competition of the year.
Why don't printers work? What is their problem with us? The Bashmore Show interviewed a printer to try and find out what their issues are.
It's sunny, it's a weekend, so it's time for a visit to everyone's favourite middle-class pastime: a farm shop in the countryside. You know you love it.
Make sure you're ready for a sexy time with this simple trick...
Coming to a streaming service near you: sexy people dressed in centuries-old attire doing rude things.
Looking for a new hobby to interrupt the hours of staring blankly out the window for bragging purposes?
You've done Veganuary, you've done Dry January. But what's next? Introducing - Fondue February.
You may know it as the Sani Spurt, whatever you call it...be aware!
An important festive message from The Tuesday Night Delight: The Bashmore Show.
Looking for a last-minute gift? Then you want 2020 The Board Game!
The Bashmore Show launches its Bring Back Blobby appeal. This is serious stuff.
Yeah, 2020 sucks, but there are some good things. Right? Here's a list of some of them...
It's been raining a lot this past week. Seriously, it just seemed to rain. It sucks, but rain has something to say about in this statement.
Want to become one of those people who enjoy chatting about the best motorways? Of course you do. Find out how with the 'Bashmore Motorway Conversation Guide'.
You all know about those Marvel and DC superheroes? But what are these top 5 underrated superheroes? The Bashmore Show counts it down.
Introducing a brand new TV show coming soon...
Coronavirus mean you can't enjoy an 18-30 holiday? No worries, The Bashmore Show brings the holiday rep to you!
Everyone hates flying ants, right? What do they think about the hatred? Here's an interview with a flying ant.
No festivals? No problem. Get the new must-have fragrance - Eau De Festivale.
This week's Bashmore Show is brought to you by The Benco Products relaxation CD
The Bashmore Show interviews a pigeon - one of Surrey's most prolific bird poopers.
Remember those dumbells you bought when lockdown started and forgot about? They've not forgotten about you...