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Þriðjudagur 27. maí Lýðræði. list og gervigreind, ölæði, Landbúnaðarháskólinn og náttúruvefur Valur Ingimundarson sagnfræðingur og Jón Ólafsson heimspekingur ræða við Gunnar Smára um lýðræðið í austustu Evrópu og lýðræðisþróun í okkar heimshluta. Trump ber á góma ásamt hinum ýmsu Evrópuleiðtogum í bland við stríð, pólitík og uppgang fasisma. Hlynur Helgason, myndlistarmaður, dósent i listfræði HÍ og varaformaður Sambands íslenskra myndlistarmanna ræðir um gervigreind, myndlist, falsanir og höfundarrétt við Oddnýju Eir. Margt bendir til þess að fjárhagsleg afkoma íþróttafélaga ráði för þegar áfengi er selt á viðburðum í kringum börn. Spurt er hvort vegi þyngra, fjármál eða lýðheilsa barna. Árni Guðmundsson forvarnarfulltrúi segir áfengismenninguna út úr kú. Björn Þorláks ræðir við hann. Christian Schultze, umhverfisskipulagsfræðingur og landslagsarkitekt, sviðsstjóri rannsókna- og alþjóðamála í Landbúnaðarháskóla Íslands kemur þar á eftir til Oddnýjar Eirar og segir okkur frá alþjóðasamstarfi og nýjustu verkefnum og ræðir mikilvægi öflugs rannsóknarumhverfis á sviði landbúnaðar á nýjum tímum. Sólrún Harðardóttir, kennari og námsefnishöfundur lokar svo samtali kvöldsins einnig með Oddnýju og ræðir við hana um nýjan náttúruvef fyrir borgarbörn og önnur náttúrubörn.

Democrats have been struggling with low favorability since last November, but recent special elections in Wisconsin and Florida might suggest things are looking up. Liberal judge Susan Crawford won a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court this week, despite Elon Musk investing $25 million towards conservative Brad Schimel's campaign. Two House seats went up for grabs in Florida. Both went to Republicans, but Democrats lost by smaller margins than previous polls suggested they would. Can Democrats spin these results as a win? Over at the White House, President Trump declared April 2 as “Liberation Day.” He introduced steep tariffs on countries across the world, promising to “make America wealthy again.” While Trump promises an American manufacturing boom, economists predict the tariffs could slow the U.S.' financial growth. Some on the left and the right argue that might be a good thing. “De-growth,” the idea that reducing growth could create a more sustainable economy, has been gaining traction across the aisle. Are these tariffs what people want? Trump continued to stir the pot this week when he used an NBC News appearance to float the idea of running for a third term. Despite the two-term limit outlined in the 22nd Amendment, Trump told NBC's Kristen Welker that “there are methods” around it. How legitimate are these “methods?” Should voters be concerned about a third Trump term? 

Er gehört ganz sicher zu den erfolgreichen Modellen das Hyundai-Konzerns. Und zu den zuverlässigen. Das erkennt man daran, dass Hyundai sein Garantiepaket für den i30 Kombi deutlich verbessert hat. Bis zu acht Jahren oder bis zu 160.000 Kilometer ist man abgesichert. Das ist ein klarer Vorteil für das Portemonnaie. Darum geht es diesmal!Seine Markteinführung erlebte der Hyundai i30 im Jahr 2007 als fünftürige Schräghecklimousine und als Kombi. Mittlerweile ist er in der dritten Generation auch auf unseren Straßen unterwegs.  Bei seinem jüngsten Facelift bekam der i30 Kombi neue Design-Details. So wurden der Kühlergrill, der Stoßfängereinsatz unterhalb des Kennzeichens und die Einfassungen der Nebelscheinwerfer neugestaltet.Power und Drive!    Wie bei den meisten Autos hat man die Qual der Wahl zwischen verschiedenen Antriebsaggregaten. Im Falle das i30 sind das als Einstiegsaggregat der 1.0 T-GDI mit 3-Zylinder-Ottomotor, Turboaufladung und Benzindirekteinspritzung und einer Leistungsausbeute von 74 kW (100 PS). Alternativ gibt es den 1.5 T-GDI 48-Volt-Hybrid. Hier sprechen wir über einen 4-Zylinder-Ottomotor mit Turboaufladung und Benzindirekteinspritzung, über 103 kW (140 PS) Leistung. Beide Motoren sind alternativ mit einem Sechsgang-Schaltgetriebe und einem Siebengang-Doppelkupplungsgetriebe (7-DCT) zu haben. Unser Testkandidat war der 1.5 T-GDI mit Sechsgang-Schaltgetriebe. Der legt den Spurt von 0-100 km/h in 9,8 Sekunden hin, mit der Automatik dauert es eine Zehntelsekunde länger. In der Spitze sind Schaltgetriebe- und Automatikversion mit 197 km/h gleich schnell. Der Verbrauch pendelt sich kombiniert zwischen 5,9 und 6,7 Litern auf 100 Kilometer ein, die CO2-Emission kombiniert nach WLTP bei 133-152 g/km.  Unser 1.5 T-GDI mit seinem 48-Volt-Hybridsystem wird durch einen Startergenerator bei jedem Beschleunigungsvorgang mit bis zu 12 kW Leistung unterstützt. Die dazu notwendigen Energiereserven liefert eine Lithium-Ionen-Speicherbatterie unter dem Gepäckraumboden. Die Kosten!Sie möchten nun natürlich wissen, was der Spaß Sie kostet. Nun, die Spanne liegt beim i30 Kombi aktuell zwischen 28.590, -- € für den 1.0 T-GDI mit Schaltgetriebe in der Advantage – Ausführung und 34.650,00 €. Für den letztgenannten Preis bekommt man den 1.5 T-GDI 48-Volt-Hybrid als N Line mit 7-Gang-DCT. Unser Testfahrzeug lag als Advantage mit Schaltgetriebe bei 30.990,00 €. Alle Fotos: © MMD Automobile GmbH    Diesen Beitrag können Sie nachhören oder downloaden unter:

Tollastríð hefur vofað yfir heimsbyggðinni síðustu vikur og mánuði, einna helst vegna ákvarðana og yfirlýsinga Donalds Trump Bandaríkjaforseta. Stjórnvöld víða um heim, meðal annars hér á Íslandi, eru byrjuð að búa sig undir mögulegt tollastríð, en hvað felur það í sér? Við ráðumst að rót í dag, fáum til okkar Þórólf Matthíasson prófessor emeritus í hagfræði til að ræða tollastríð, Trump og leikjafræði. Og við fáum líka til okkar Helgu Láru Þorsteinsdóttur, safnstjóra RÚV, sem ætlar að reiða fram eitthvað áhugavert úr safni Rásar 1. Í dag heyrum við heitar umræður um fermingar sem var útvarpað í þættinum Spurt og spjallað árið 1959.

Nach vier Wochen im Amt scheint sich Trump gut mit Putin zu verstehen. Trägt dies dazu bei, dass der russische Präsident angeblich in Kürze den Sieg über die Ukraine verkünden will? Mit Selenskyj hingegen liegt Trump im Clinch. Das hat Folgen nicht nur für die Ukraine und für Europa, sondern für die ganze Welt. Wann fallen die Sanktionen gegen Russland? Holt Trump Putin aus den Fängen Chinas? Kein Stein der bisherigen Weltordnung bleibt mehr auf dem anderen. Außenminister Rubio „erklärt“ alles. Eine Analyse.

Jenna's teenage cousin turns up at the vicarage.A Series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the second Sunday after Trinity. Over at St Michael's vicarage, the morning Eucharist had finished and Reverend Morris and his wife Jenna were discussing the upcoming events in the church calendar."Josh gets ordained next month, so that'll be a fun occasion. Big party over at his place. He's so excited for that day to come. It's been remarkable how he's come out of his shell. When he joined our church as curate a year ago, he was so nervous and shy. Now look at him." Reverend Morris said."He's a real asset to the church," Jenna replied, sipping a coffee, as she read through the church newsletter. "I like to think that I, helped build up his confidence a bit.""Oh you certainly did, I'm sure," the vicar said, oblivious to what his wife was referring to. "Now, apart from that big event, there's not much happening in July. I'm adding the study of the Book of Exodus in the services. Last year's summer study of Genesis went down a treat,”The sound of the doorbell interrupted him."I wonder who that can be?" Reverend Morris said, hurrying out of the living room. "If it's Gordon, he's early. He said he would call round at 2."He opened the front door. A slim young woman around eighteen or nineteen, stood on the doorstep. Brunette hair that was in pigtails. Huge brown eyes like Bambi. She was dressed in a low cut pink peasant top, tight cow-print shorts and ballet shoes. By her side was a suitcase and hold-all."Hello. Can I help you?" Reverend Morris said."Um," the woman began, in a nervous voice. "Mr., um, Reverend Morris. Is, Jenna in? I'm Mia, her cousin.""Oh really? Gosh, well do come in, you're very welcome! You look loaded up there, let me give you a hand." He ushered her inside and carried her luggage."Jen! You've got a visitor!"Jenna looked up and her eyes widened. "Mia?""Hello CJ," Mia said, with a sheepish grin.Reverend Morris blinked."Cousin Jenna," Jenna replied."Ah," He understood."What are you doing here? Last I heard you were at Salford uni.""It's a long story," Mia sighed, as Reverend Morris gestured for her to sit on the settee. "Um, I quit.""Oh no," Jenna said. "What happened?""Oh Jen, it was awful. I just couldn't settle into university life at all. I made a mistake choosing that Art and Design course. It wasn't for me. The lectures stressed me out, but worst of all was the bullying." She dabbed at imaginary tears in her eyes with a tissue. "Nine months and I just couldn't cope with it any longer, so I jacked it in."Jenna was about to say something, but her husband cut in."You poor thing. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's bullying. Sad that it occurs in all walks of life. A nasty part of human nature."Noticing the reverend had been completely taken in by Mia's story, Jenna cleared her throat. "What did your parents say?"There was an awkward pause."You haven't told them, have you?""Are you serious Jen? Mum will go nuclear if she finds out. I'm just not ready to deal with that, yet. She was so proud when I got in that place. Dad will be more understanding but, look, I have a favor to ask. Can I stay with you for, a bit? I used up my last bit of cash on the train fare. I'm broke and I have nowhere to stay. I can't face going back to my parents. They'll treat me like a kid. Please? I won't be any bother. I'll do housework for you, I'll,”"Of course you can stay!" Reverend Morris smiled. "Our vicarage is always available to those who need it. We have a spare bedroom." He turned to Jenna. "We had Bishop George staying with us during Lent, remember? I'm sure your cousin can't be a worse lodger than him. She looks like she's gone through a tough few months."Powerless to refuse, Jenna reluctantly agreed. Oh Simon, you sweet, naive man. You have no idea what you're letting yourself in for! She thought."Oh you mean it? I can stay? Oh; thank you so much, Reverend!""Simon. You can call me Simon!" Reverend Morris replied. "It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mia. I know you and Jenna drifted apart a bit when your parents moved, but it's so nice when relatives reunite, isn't it?" the reverend said as he went to pick up the luggage."If only everyone could be as nice as you and Jenna!" Mia gushed.Jenna pulled a face at her cousin and whispered to her. "You are so dead, cousin!""Right, well, I'll introduce you to your new room!” Simon said as he returned holding all the bags. “This way! I'll carry your stuff for you." Reverend Morris carried up the suitcase and hold-all."Your hubby is a total gent," Mia whispered to Jenna."Oh, you might be able to fool him, but you're not fooling me," Jenna replied. "As soon as he's gone out later, you are going to tell me everything."Reverend Morris led Mia upstairs and down the long landing. Mia walked right by his side looking something between an infatuated schoolgirl gazing at her crush and a timid little lamb sticking close to the shepherd. At eighteen, Mia was very aware of the effect she had on men. Her Bambi eyes, teamed with the brunette hair, gave her an innocent look that convinced boys and men alike that she couldn't possibly know what effect she was having on them. But she knew quite well, and she loved the things she could get by putting her skills to good use."Here we are," Reverend Morris said, opening the bedroom door at the end. "It's not massive, but it's got a pleasant view overlooking the garden."Mia walked in. The room was nicely decorated. Instead of the usual neutral color scheme of magnolia, the walls were painted in very pale blue, with white ceiling and a sandy colored carpet. Instead of curtains, a white window blind, as was the current trend. A single bed, chest of drawers and ladder desk and chair made up the furniture."I don't know why I painted this room blue, it always looks so cold, and it doesn't really match the carpet. No wardrobe, but there's a full chest of drawers and the bed is a divan, with two storage compartments you can put your bits and bobs in. There's a hook on the back of the door if you need to hang some clothes up.""Oh I love it!" Mia said, smiling at him. "It's like being at the beach. The floor is sand and the walls are the sea. It's so restful and appealing. Really brings out my creative side. I think I could do lots of painting and drawing in here.""I'm glad you like it. Jenna and I want you to feel comfortable and safe here. Charity is so important to Christians like us.""Oh yes, I understand Rev, um, Simon. And I am so grateful. Um, do I have to start going to church? I mean I was raised in a Christian home but I sort of drifted,” Mia said, giving him a coquettish look.""Ha, no worries! We're not going to force you to attend a Sunday service or anything so relax. Whether you're a believer or not, everyone is catered for in our vicarage. We don't judge.""Jenna told me that your church is a nice one," Mia said, gazing at the reverend. He's rather average in looks but this guy is a total sweetie I can tell. Not an ounce of malice in him. Jenna's really landed on her feet with this one."She's right! St Michael's is a lovely place of worship. I'm very honored to be its vicar. Of course it wasn't always like that, but I like to think that I've really turned things round and made a difference. I credit Jenna for helping me in, many ways," he continued, and Mia noted the pause.Wonder what he means by that? She thought.He continued. "I took over in 2019 after the sudden death of the previous vicar, Reverend Smith. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Only a few months later, the pandemic happened. What a stressful time that was."Mia nodded patiently."Sorry, I'm prattling on! I'll leave you to get sorted out. I talk too much. Always in sermon mode,”"That's alright, Simon. I'm sure your sermons are really interesting." Mia said, flattering him some more."Ah well, haven't heard too many snores in the aisles of late.""I really appreciate you helping me like this," Mia said, sitting on the bed. "I just don't know how I was going to cope. And I want to pay my way. I suppose I'll have to apply for Universal Credit. What with the cost of living crisis and everything. Not sure if there are any jobs going in this town? I don't know this area at all and I can't drive,”"One step at a time, Mia. let's get you settled in first.""I really do want to work. Is there anything I could do at your church?"Reverend Morris scratched the back of his head and sat down next to her."Well, it's mostly volunteer work there, which is no good when you need an income, oh wait a minute, Norman the churchwarden mentioned that the church hall needs a cleaner, 10 hours a week. It's only a five minute walk from here. We had one of the Sunday school teacher's lads doing it, but I confess he rarely turned up and was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. I was disappointed in Jordan, as the pay was pretty good for an entry-level job.""I'll do that job! I'd love to do that!" Mia said. "Oh please say yes!""Hmm, well let me talk it over with Jenna first, and Norman. Cleaning is a bit boring. You'd be required to put out chairs and tables too. They're only lightweight folding ones, so no dangerous lifting of heavy stuff or anything. But Norman will be able to tell you more about what's involved. We have a lot of functions held in the hall, not just church stuff. Monday is badminton class. Tuesday it's the over-60s hot yoga. Wednesday is the midweek eucharist, so it's tea and coffee morning. Thursday and Friday you get two days off as nothing happens then. Saturday is the local amateur dramatics group. Oh and Sunday, the most important day of all, is the main service at church, and a social gathering afterwards.""Oh I just love cleaning up," Mia said. "Tidiness is good for mental health you know. It keeps your mind occupied." She slid a bit closer to him."You're really enthusiastic aren't you?" Well If your heart's set on it, I'm sure I can pull a few strings and get you in. Don't want you to feel like your talents are being wasted in what I consider to be just a casual job though.""To be honest, I never had any idea what I wanted to do when I left school," Mia continued. "I never wanted to go to uni. I feel like such a failure for quitting.""Don't put yourself down," he said, reassuring her. "Sometimes God has a different path for us. And you can't stay somewhere that's making you unhappy. It takes guts to break away from a path that someone else has set for you. I can tell you have a great attitude. Your talents obviously lie elsewhere. In time, I'm sure you'll find something you truly excel at.""I do hope so," Mia said, pouting at him. She leaned in closer, but the moment was broken by the sound of the landline phone ringing downstairs."Oh that reminds me, I need to call on one of the flock." He stood up. "I'll leave you to unpack Mia. If you need anything, I'm sure Jenna can assist you. I have to go out. I'll see you later. Take care!"He hurried out of the bedroom."I think I'm gonna love it here," Mia giggled to herself. "I think I need to, repair my relationship with God." She gave the most mischievous of grins as she flopped back in bed."But I also plan on sinning, a lot!"Reverend Morris rushed down the stairs."That was the garage on the phone," Jenna said, putting down the receiver. "My car's passed its MOT and ready to be collected.""Great. I'll drop you off there as I just remembered I promised Gladys Wilcox I'd take her a copy of that paperback I recommended at last week's service. Hills of the North by Jenny Talwartz." He rummaged around on the coffee table and held up the book in question. "A thrilling tale set in rural England, about passion, blackmail and a woman's fulfilling journey to find romance and regain her faith.""Sounds a good one.""It got rave reviews on Amazon. I was worried it might be a bit too racy for some of the older members of the congregation. I haven't had chance to read it yet but apparently it contains violence and several sex scenes.""Right up Gladys Wilcox's alley I'd say," Jenna replied, grinning. "I keep telling you, there's something kinky going on between her and the churchwarden. Okay, give me five minutes, and I'll be ready. Need to have a quick word with our non-paying guest.""You're alright with her staying, aren't you? Sorry, I tend to just dive in and say yes to everything. Your cousin seems like such a lovely person.""I don't mind, but she's not the innocent little thing you think she is," Jenna said. "Oh she's not a criminal or anything, but she can be a bit, indiscreet at times.""Aren't we all a bit like that at eighteen? Not much life experience to fall back on.""Hmm, I suppose. I will phone Aunt Kathleen later and let her know that Mia's staying here. I'd better prepare to gently break the bad news that her daughter won't be getting those letters after her name."Mia was admiring herself in the wall mirror when Jenna came in, and closed the bedroom door."Alright you. Now how about giving me the whole truth about why you quit uni? You're good, but your acting skills need work. Better make it quick as Simon's waiting to give me a lift to the garage, so spill."The brunette took a deep breath. "Alright. Look, don't give me too much grief. I did something wrong and that's why I had to quit.""What happened?""I seduced my lecturer and slept with him."She gasped. "You did what?" After the initial shock, Jenna couldn't help but admire her cousin's brazen attitude. Seeing as she herself had seduced several men from the church, plus a former Catholic priest, and most recently, the town mayor. Not to mention there were her weekly "organ lessons" with Gordon,"So he was old enough to be my dad. Maybe grandad. He was like, late fifties or something. But he was so hot. Older men really turn me on. You must know how that feels. I mean, your husband is way older than you, right?""Yeah. I'm twenty-one and he's forty." Jenna admitted. "Eighteen and late fifties is one hell of an age gap though.""I know. Oh but Jen. Tom was such a sexy man. Just the type I like. He was a smoker, but not a heavy one. Kind of used to turn me on, smelling smoke on his breath. It added to the attraction, as weird as that sounds. The sex was amazing. Older men are just sexier,”Jenna gave a dreamy sigh. "Yep they are. Can't disagree with you there. Realizing she suddenly had a lot more in common with her cousin, she sat down next to her. "Tell me more about Tom."And so Mia gave her chapter and verse on her spicy adventures at Salford."Stood in the art room, I was backlit by the bright front windows behind me. By kneeling down to waist level, he could see through the now semi-transparent material of my dress and get a look at the curves of my body underneath it. I told myself that I was grossed out, and that it was disgusting, but the idea that this older man wanted to see my knickers made my heart beat fast, I masturbated to the idea of Tom looking at me and his cock getting hard in his underpants, and as I later found out, he had a lovely big cock.""Wow," Jenna said, feeling herself getting quite wet."Jenna! Are you coming?" Reverend Morris shouted."Oh! Er yes! Just a minute! I have to go out and collect my car from the garage. I won't be long. You'll be okay whilst I'm gone won't you?""You sound like Mum.""Sorry. I'll see you later then. Make yourself a brew or something. Help yourself to whatever's in the kitchen but if you touch Simon's beloved brandy, you'll be reciting some prayers of forgiveness!" Jenna said with a wink."I'll be good. Honest. Can I have a shower please? After that long journey I feel gross. It was hot and smelly in the train. A fat lad sat behind me kept farting.""Yes of course. Bathroom's the second on the right."A few minutes later, Mia was taking full advantage of the newly-installed power shower at the vicarage. As the hot water caressed her young body, she closed her eyes and ran her hands over her smooth skin, losing herself in the sensation. A smile played across her face as her hands cupped her small, pert breasts and gave the nipples a quick tweak. She sucked in a breath and bit her lip as those wandering hands traveled lower, finding the treasure between her legs. The sensations were nice, but when she imagined someone watching her doing these things, her clit began to throb with need."Oh Tom. I miss you."On the other side of town, Gordon was loading some ceramic plant pots into the boot of his car. He was glad to be offloading these unwanted pots on the vicar. With their massive garden, they'd be put to good use. Plus, Gordon could never refuse an opportunity to see the gorgeous Jenna.In the shower, Mia leaned against the wall, eyes closed, and fingered her tingling clit. She was lost in a fantasy.Praise the Lord! Reverend Morris returns unexpectedly, before Jenna does. He walks in and finds me here. Instead of turning away, he unzips his trousers. I happily comply, straight away, by parting my legs, bending over and thrusting my arse into his groin so he can tear off my underwear- if I was wearing any (which is hardly ever) - and he rams his whole ten inches (I assume he's well-endowed) of hard, holy cock right into my hot, tight snatch, fuck yes!Gordon arrived at the vicarage, and failed to notice the lack of cars on the driveway. His mind was too focused on Jenna. Being so familiar with the house's occupants, he didn't even knock these days, but just walked in. Gordon had never been known for restraint, but Reverend Morris didn't seem to mind."Hello? Anyone in? I'm early." He shouted. No reply. Maybe they were in the back garden. He shrugged and carried the pots into the house.Mia had finished her shower and was just wrapping a towel round herself when she heard Gordon's voice.Then the sound of the back door opening was heard."Shit, who's that?"Mia opened the bathroom window and peered out. She noticed Gordon placing the plant pots in the yard."Wonder if he's a delivery guy?"Gordon looked round and scratched his head. It was obvious now that Jenna and the reverend weren't in. He pulled out his smartphone.Mia continued to observe him, finally getting a good look at his face."He looks a bit like Tom! Oh my God!" She watched him call someone."Hi Jen, it's your favorite organist here. Just letting you know that I've arrived at your place with the pots, what's that? Sorry, it's a bad line, oh you're at the garage? Right, I see, sure, no problem.""Oh; so he's the church organist." Mia said. "What a DILF!"Gordon ended the call and put his hands on his hips. "Oh well, might as well help myself to a cuppa, whilst I'm here." He headed back into the house. In the kitchen, he was just about to switch the kettle on, when a voice from behind made him jump."Hello there."Gordon spun round in surprise."Sorry, didn't mean to startle you.""Who, are you?" He spluttered, catching his breath, and then he realized she was wearing nothing but a bath towel."Oh, I'm Mia, Jenna's cousin. I've just arrived. I'll be staying here for a bit as I, oh, whoops!"The towel fell to the floor.Gordon's eyes almost popped out of his head."Bloody hell!"The Vicar gets a shock, and the organist is seduced.Reverend Morris turned into the quiet cul-de-sac of Rosebay Gardens and pulled up in front of Mrs. Wilcox's bungalow."Hope the old girl doesn't find this book too rude," he muttered to himself as he knocked on the door. Noticing a pair of garden gnomes dressed in bondage gear, he smiled."Guess she won't!"After a few minutes, no-one came to the door. Reverend Morris fiddled with his clerical collar. The June heatwave was showing no sign of ending. Hearing laughter, he walked down the side of the house and opened the rear gate."Yoo hoo! Anyone there?"He wasn't prepared for what he saw next."Oh Vicar! I didn't hear you!" Mrs. Wilcox cheerfully exclaimed as she dropped the riding crop. "Norman, I told you to lock that garden gate,”The churchwarden, his hairy, bare buttocks red from repeated whippings, leapt to his feet and adjusted the floral print apron, which was his only item of clothing."Ah, good afternoon to you, Reverend! This is, um, well I guess it looks bad.""Dear God!" The vicar muttered. "Jenna was right all along!"Norman was mortified. "Er, I was, we were,”"He's been a naughty boy," Mrs. Wilcox cut in, rising from the garden chair. "He forgot to mow the lawn. I'm still training him, you see.""What's going on here?" Reverend Morris gasped. "Norman, are you some kind of slave?""Heh, er, pretty much," the embarrassed churchwarden replied. "It's a fetish I never knew I had, or knew she had.""My garden isn't overlooked, Vicar and we're both consenting adults. No harm in a bit of what you fancy, is there? Norman, sweetie, why don't you go and clad yourself in something more suitable and make us all a nice cup of Earl Grey, eh? There's a good lad. She gave his arse a playful slap as he hurried into the house."Now Vicar," the old lady said, turning to face him. She grinned, but behind that sweet facade lay steely determination and unbridled spirit. "Why yes, I'm eighty-six. I suppose I should be doing crosswords and watching episodes of Midsomer Murders instead of whipping a younger man's bare behind, eh? You look rather shocked. I must say, I'm surprised at your blushes, given that your lovely wife Jenna has quite a fancy for our dear church organist."Reverend Morris wasn't sure what to say. Norman must've told her about what went on in the church when I arranged Jenna's special birthday surprise, he thought. Damn. I swore him to secrecy."Oh I don't judge, I don't judge at all!" He said quickly. "Whatever turns you on, Gladys. I'm pleased that you're both enjoying yourselves!""Just like you and your good wife, and Gordon enjoyed yourselves in the church hall at Easter, am I right?" She winked at him. There was no way to deny it, for the old lass knew everything. Nosey little old ladies had a habit of knowing the deepest, darkest secrets of every member of a church."Er, that. It was, a one off. It just happened. We got carried away in the heat of moment!" Reverend Morris stammered."As is the usual way," Mrs. Wilcox replied."How did you, erm, find out?""Couldn't resist a peek through the keyhole," she said. That wasn't actually true, but she wasn't going to confess to the camera and Mrs. Norris' failed attempt at blackmail."You're a bit of a dark horse, Vicar," Mrs. Wilcox continued. "Gordon lends himself well to naughtiness, but you always seemed the shy type. Quite the stamina you displayed." She patted his arm. "I must admit, I had doubts when you took over from Reverend Smith, God rest his soul. I was wrong.""Very kind of you to say," he said, starting to relax. "Um, about that church hall incident, you haven't said anything have you?""My lips are sealed, dearie!"Reverend Morris exhaled. "Praise the Lord. Thank you, Gladys!" He was relieved she didn't know about Jenna's " Mentula Cōleī (bukkake) baptism" in the church last year. That would've been too much to excuse.In the house, came the sound of a whistling kettle reaching the boil."Forgive me asking this but, how did you and Norman come to be, er, in such an arrangement?""He wasn't my first choice," she said, with no hint of shame. "I wanted Gordon to step into the role, but he chickened out. Shame, as he showed such promise that afternoon when he came to practice on the organ, and my word, I enjoyed playing with his organ, let me tell you! I said to him, if I were thirty years younger, I'd have done a lot more with his organ! My body's far too old for such things, alas. But he seemed to really enjoy the blowjob I gave him. I haven't lost my touch!"The vicar felt as though he was about to faint. He would never look at this frail-looking little pensioner in the same way again."Well, that's good to know!"Presently, the kitchen door opened and Norman, now wearing a bathrobe, stepped out onto the patio, carrying a tray."Tea, Vicar?"Meanwhile, at the vicarage,Gordon wasn't usually lost for words, but Mia's towel drop had left him tongue-tied."Silly me," she said, bending down and covering herself up. "Sorry about that, Mr.,”He dared to breathe. "Gordon,”"Hi Gordon. I heard you talking on your phone earlier. Are you the organist?"She didn't seem embarrassed at all, but he could feel his face burning. "Um yes, I am. Been organist and choirmaster at St Michael's for twenty years now. I've played other pipe organs in different churches too.""How impressive. Being an organist you must be very good with your hands." Mia said. "May I call you Gordy-pie?""If you wish, and I have no complaints so far," he chuckled, regaining his confidence. He wondered if all female members of Jenna's family had this talent for driving men wild."I'd like your hands on me, Gordy-pie," Mia whispered, walking closer to him."I'm sure. How old are you?" He added, warily."Eighteen, and I'll be nineteen in a few weeks.""Ah." He relaxed. "How come you're staying here then? I'll hazard a guess that you're not training to become a member of the clergy?""Been a naughty girl; haven't I?" She pouted. "Got myself booted out of uni.""Blimey. What did you do?" Gordy-Pie asked."Slept with my lecturer," Mia said, twirling a wet strand of her hair. "Seduced him, lost my virginity to him. I regret nothing.""You are an extremely naughty girl," Gordon tutted in mock disapproval. "Seducing defenseless older men like that.""I know. But Gordy-pie, do you know what the best thing was? That first time we did it. When I pressed against him and felt his hard cock straining against his trousers. The same as yours is now,” She groped his crotch and taken by surprise, he let out a gasp.Mia slipped her arms round his waist and planted a kiss on his lips. "Well? What shall we do?""I quite fancy a nice hot shower," Gordon whispered back. Lowering his voice further, he whispered into her ear. "Get your naughty little ass up those stairs right now and into the bathroom."She didn't need telling twice. Giggling, she threw her towel at him and raced out of the kitchen."I'll show you exactly what an organist can do with his hands!" Gordon shouted as he ran after her, whilst trying to unbuckle his belt.In the bathroom, Mia had already turned on the shower. She watched in amusement as Gordon fumbled with his clothes. He stepped out of his shoes and socks and tried to remove his trousers as fast as possible."Hurry up, Gordy-pie!" She teased."Damn these buttons! He muttered, fiddling with his shirt. "Should've worn a t-shirt."At last he freed himself from the offending item of clothing, and his trousers fell to his ankles."Oh, love your tighty-whities!" Mia purred. They were just like the ones Tom wore."Wait until you see what's inside them!" Gordon laughed, removing his briefs and finally, he was as naked as she was."Wow," Mia gasped. She was more than impressed. The organist's cock was thick and splendid. She was so hungry for cock that any man would've done, but Gordon ticked all her boxes and more. This was going to be one hell of a shower,"Gordy-pie," she whispered, holding out her hand. "I must warn you, I'm very slippery when wet."Gordon stepped inside. Water cascaded across the slim curves of Mia's glistening body and ran down into the darker crevice of her thighs. Gordon saw that she had a dark thatch of pubic hair that obscured her view of the lips below."I'd better handle with care then," he whispered back.His lips closed tight around her skin and kissed her neck right from her left ear, all the way down and around and back up to her right ear. He did this again, this time using tongue flicks just to hear Mia moan slightly."So just how do you play the pipe organ?" Mia gasped.He reached for the shower gel bottle and began to lather up his hands."Like this." He ran his fingers down her shoulders and back, then in a circular motion, before kneading her skin."The thing with pipe organs is, you have to press down quite firmly on the manuals," he said. "That's what the keyboards are called." He planted kisses on the back of her neck. "The organ at St Michael's has three manuals. One up here." He pressed his fingers against her shoulders."Ooh.""The middle one, round about here,” His fingers slipped down to her lower back."That tickles!""And the third manual, that's down here." He cupped her pert buttocks."Then there are the stops." Gordon's hands slipped round and up to her breasts."Have to pull out the stops,” He tweaked her hardened nipples.Mia closed her eyes, loving his sensual touch, and feeling his hard cock pressing against her arse."Oh, Gordy,”"Not forgetting the organ loft," Gordon continued, fingering her clit and making her whimper and shudder in pleasure."That's where the action happens. The organist sits at his console and plays,”Mia continued to shudder but then turned, & roughly grasped Gordon's head with both hands. He saw the desire in the young woman's brown eyes before he kissed her, hard and deep. Mia's inconsistent moans became longer and louder; the trembling went from shudders of the back to full-body quaking.Gordon continued. "And that just leaves, the organ pipes. The biggest pipes produce the deepest sounds. He took her hand and placed it on his cock."I've only got one organ pipe, but it only takes one pipe to make sweet music,”The hot spray from the shower cascaded down both their bodies. Exhilaration coursed throughout Mia's body; she'd never felt so turned on. Dropping to her knees, she soaped up her hands and slid them along Gordon's pulsing shaft. She said nothing as she rinsed, then started tasting him by licking the water drops from his balls.Flattening her tongue and licking in one long stroke up the length of his prick. Wrapping her lips around his cockhead, she sucked him. He tasted so good. A perfect older man.Keeping the rhythm nice and steady, Mia stepped up the sensation by rubbing her fingers around the base of Gordon's cock just above his balls."Mmm, your balls are getting tighter, Gordy-pie. It shouldn't be too long now before I really get to taste you!" Mia said at last. "I want all your delicious cum!""Oh God!"Gordon suddenly tensed, sucked in a breath and then grunted. Mia locked her lips so none of his precious seed escaped. Feeling his cock start to pulse, he exploded in her mouth. Spurt after spurt. Mia swallowed every drop."Did I play the organ correctly?"Gordon slid his hands up her arms and grasped her face, pulling her in for a slow, tender kiss."Perfectly," he murmured. "No wrong notes at all!""I want a more advanced organ lesson, Gordy-pie." Mia said. Hot water ran down her back and legs, making it so much easier for him to slip his fingers inside her tight pussy."What a good idea. You're more than ready!" He rubbed the tip of his still-hard cock against her entrance, teasing her by rubbing it against her clit, then down to the entrance, and back up to the clit again."Now. Please," she begged him.Gordon pressed the head of his cock against her entrance and shoved himself inside. He went in all the way on the first thrust, forcing a moan from the young brunette. He grabbed her hips roughly and thrust hard into her, the sound of wet skin slapping together. Mia moaned loudly as the organist began to pound into her."Oh Gordy! Yes! Fuck yes! Harder!"Neither of them heard the front door open as Jenna returned.To be continued in part 2. By Blacksheep, for Literotica.

Brain Spurt - Diese 3 Dinge in der frühen Kindheit formen das Gehirn für immer!

Anna joins us again for this gush fest, or should I say SPURT-fest, for the ridiculous, absurd, many times stupid and infinitely entertaining Jason X. This movie is bad and the cast knows it but could care less because it's AWESOME.  Arguably the best in the franchise with the exception of the genre establishing first four movies, Jason X is a joy. So much so that Nate went to Dairy Queen for a pre-recording Blizzard to celebrate. Does everybody remember that Nate is lactose intolerant because he didn't.

Jenna's teenage cousin turns up at the vicarage.A Series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the second Sunday after Trinity. Over at St Michael's vicarage, the morning eucharist had finished and Reverend Morris and his wife Jenna were discussing the upcoming events in the church calendar."Josh gets ordained next month, so that'll be a fun occasion. Big party over at his place. He's so excited for that day to come. It's been remarkable how he's come out of his shell. When he joined our church as curate a year ago, he was so nervous and shy. Now look at him." Reverend Morris said."He's a real asset to the church," Jenna replied, sipping a coffee, as she read through the church newsletter. "I like to think that I, helped build up his confidence a bit.""Oh you certainly did, I'm sure," the vicar said, oblivious to what his wife was referring to. "Now, apart from that big event, there's not much happening in July. I'm adding the study of the Book of Exodus in the services. Last year's summer study of Genesis went down a treat,”The sound of the doorbell interrupted him."I wonder who that can be?" Reverend Morris said, hurrying out of the living room. "If it's Gordon, he's early. He said he would call round at 2."He opened the front door. A slim young woman around eighteen or nineteen, stood on the doorstep. Brunette hair that was in pigtails. Huge brown eyes like Bambi. She was dressed in a low cut pink peasant top, tight cow-print shorts and ballet shoes. By her side was a suitcase and hold-all."Hello. Can I help you?" Reverend Morris said."Um," the woman began, in a nervous voice. "Mr., um, Reverend Morris. Is, Jenna in? I'm Mia, her cousin.""Oh really? Gosh, well do come in, you're very welcome! You look loaded up there, let me give you a hand." He ushered her inside and carried her luggage."Jen! You've got a visitor!"Jenna looked up and her eyes widened. "Mia?""Hello CJ," Mia said, with a sheepish grin.Reverend Morris blinked."Cousin Jenna," Jenna replied."Ah," He understood."What are you doing here? Last I heard you were at Salford uni.""It's a long story," Mia sighed, as Reverend Morris gestured for her to sit on the settee. "Um, I quit.""Oh no," Jenna said. "What happened?""Oh Jen, it was awful. I just couldn't settle into university life at all. I made a mistake choosing that Art and Design course. It wasn't for me. The lectures stressed me out, but worst of all was the bullying." She dabbed at imaginary tears in her eyes with a tissue. "Nine months and I just couldn't cope with it any longer, so I jacked it in."Jenna was about to say something, but her husband cut in."You poor thing. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's bullying. Sad that it occurs in all walks of life. A nasty part of human nature."Noticing the reverend had been completely taken in by Mia's story, Jenna cleared her throat. "What did your parents say?"There was an awkward pause."You haven't told them, have you?""Are you serious Jen? Mum will go nuclear if she finds out. I'm just not ready to deal with that, yet. She was so proud when I got in that place. Dad will be more understanding but, look, I have a favor to ask. Can I stay with you for, a bit? I used up my last bit of cash on the train fare. I'm broke and I have nowhere to stay. I can't face going back to my parents. They'll treat me like a kid. Please? I won't be any bother. I'll do housework for you, I'll,”"Of course you can stay!" Reverend Morris smiled. "Our vicarage is always available to those who need it. We have a spare bedroom." He turned to Jenna. "We had Bishop George staying with us during Lent, remember? I'm sure your cousin can't be a worse lodger than him. She looks like she's gone through a tough few months."Powerless to refuse, Jenna reluctantly agreed. Oh Simon, you sweet, naive man. You have no idea what you're letting yourself in for! She thought."Oh you mean it? I can stay? Oh; thank you so much, Reverend!""Simon. You can call me Simon!" Reverend Morris replied. "It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mia. I know you and Jenna drifted apart a bit when your parents moved, but it's so nice when relatives reunite, isn't it?" the reverend said as he went to pick up the luggage."If only everyone could be as nice as you and Jenna!" Mia gushed.Jenna pulled a face at her cousin and whispered to her. "You are so dead, cousin!""Right, well, I'll introduce you to your new room!” Simon said as he returned holding all the bags. “This way! I'll carry your stuff for you." Reverend Morris carried up the suitcase and hold-all."Your hubby is a total gent," Mia whispered to Jenna."Oh, you might be able to fool him, but you're not fooling me," Jenna replied. "As soon as he's gone out later, you are going to tell me everything."Reverend Morris led Mia upstairs and down the long landing. Mia walked right by his side looking something between an infatuated schoolgirl gazing at her crush and a timid little lamb sticking close to the shepherd. At eighteen, Mia was very aware of the effect she had on men. Her Bambi eyes, teamed with the brunette hair, gave her an innocent look that convinced boys and men alike that she couldn't possibly know what effect she was having on them. But she knew quite well, and she loved the things she could get by putting her skills to good use."Here we are," Reverend Morris said, opening the bedroom door at the end. "It's not massive, but it's got a pleasant view overlooking the garden."Mia walked in. The room was nicely decorated. Instead of the usual neutral color scheme of magnolia, the walls were painted in very pale blue, with white ceiling and a sandy colored carpet. Instead of curtains, a white window blind, as was the current trend. A single bed, chest of drawers and ladder desk and chair made up the furniture."I don't know why I painted this room blue, it always looks so cold, and it doesn't really match the carpet. No wardrobe, but there's a full chest of drawers and the bed is a divan, with two storage compartments you can put your bits and bobs in. There's a hook on the back of the door if you need to hang some clothes up.""Oh I love it!" Mia said, smiling at him. "It's like being at the beach. The floor is sand and the walls are the sea. It's so restful and appealing. Really brings out my creative side. I think I could do lots of painting and drawing in here.""I'm glad you like it. Jenna and I want you to feel comfortable and safe here. Charity is so important to Christians like us.""Oh yes, I understand Rev, um, Simon. And I am so grateful. Um, do I have to start going to church? I mean I was raised in a Christian home but I sort of drifted,” Mia said, giving him a coquettish look.""Ha, no worries! We're not going to force you to attend a Sunday service or anything so relax. Whether you're a believer or not, everyone is catered for in our vicarage. We don't judge.""Jenna told me that your church is a nice one," Mia said, gazing at the reverend. He's rather average in looks but this guy is a total sweetie I can tell. Not an ounce of malice in him. Jenna's really landed on her feet with this one."She's right! St Michael's is a lovely place of worship. I'm very honored to be its vicar. Of course it wasn't always like that, but I like to think that I've really turned things round and made a difference. I credit Jenna for helping me in, many ways," he continued, and Mia noted the pause.Wonder what he means by that? She thought.He continued. "I took over in 2019 after the sudden death of the previous vicar, Reverend Smith. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Only a few months later, the pandemic happened. What a stressful time that was."Mia nodded patiently."Sorry, I'm prattling on! I'll leave you to get sorted out. I talk too much. Always in sermon mode,”"That's alright, Simon. I'm sure your sermons are really interesting." Mia said, flattering him some more."Ah well, haven't heard too many snores in the aisles of late.""I really appreciate you helping me like this," Mia said, sitting on the bed. "I just don't know how I was going to cope. And I want to pay my way. I suppose I'll have to apply for Universal Credit. What with the cost of living crisis and everything. Not sure if there are any jobs going in this town? I don't know this area at all and I can't drive,”"One step at a time, Mia. let's get you settled in first.""I really do want to work. Is there anything I could do at your church?"Reverend Morris scratched the back of his head and sat down next to her."Well, it's mostly volunteer work there, which is no good when you need an income, oh wait a minute, Norman the churchwarden mentioned that the church hall needs a cleaner, 10 hours a week. It's only a five minute walk from here. We had one of the Sunday school teacher's lads doing it, but I confess he rarely turned up and was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. I was disappointed in Jordan, as the pay was pretty good for an entry-level job.""I'll do that job! I'd love to do that!" Mia said. "Oh please say yes!""Hmm, well let me talk it over with Jenna first, and Norman. Cleaning is a bit boring. You'd be required to put out chairs and tables too. They're only lightweight folding ones, so no dangerous lifting of heavy stuff or anything. But Norman will be able to tell you more about what's involved. We have a lot of functions held in the hall, not just church stuff. Monday is badminton class. Tuesday it's the over-60s hot yoga. Wednesday is the midweek eucharist, so it's tea and coffee morning. Thursday and Friday you get two days off as nothing happens then. Saturday is the local amateur dramatics group. Oh and Sunday, the most important day of all, is the main service at church, and a social gathering afterwards.""Oh I just love cleaning up," Mia said. "Tidiness is good for mental health you know. It keeps your mind occupied." She slid a bit closer to him."You're really enthusiastic aren't you?" Well If your heart's set on it, I'm sure I can pull a few strings and get you in. Don't want you to feel like your talents are being wasted in what I consider to be just a casual job though.""To be honest, I never had any idea what I wanted to do when I left school," Mia continued. "I never wanted to go to uni. I feel like such a failure for quitting.""Don't put yourself down," he said, reassuring her. "Sometimes God has a different path for us. And you can't stay somewhere that's making you unhappy. It takes guts to break away from a path that someone else has set for you. I can tell you have a great attitude. Your talents obviously lie elsewhere. In time, I'm sure you'll find something you truly excel at.""I do hope so," Mia said, pouting at him. She leaned in closer, but the moment was broken by the sound of the landline phone ringing downstairs."Oh that reminds me, I need to call on one of the flock." He stood up. "I'll leave you to unpack Mia. If you need anything, I'm sure Jenna can assist you. I have to go out. I'll see you later. Take care!"He hurried out of the bedroom."I think I'm gonna love it here," Mia giggled to herself. "I think I need to, repair my relationship with God." She gave the most mischievous of grins as she flopped back in bed."But I also plan on sinning, a lot!"Reverend Morris rushed down the stairs."That was the garage on the phone," Jenna said, putting down the receiver. "My car's passed its MOT and ready to be collected.""Great. I'll drop you off there as I just remembered I promised Gladys Wilcox I'd take her a copy of that paperback I recommended at last week's service. Hills of the North by Jenny Talwartz." He rummaged around on the coffee table and held up the book in question. "A thrilling tale set in rural England, about passion, blackmail and a woman's fulfilling journey to find romance and regain her faith.""Sounds a good one.""It got rave reviews on Amazon. I was worried it might be a bit too racy for some of the older members of the congregation. I haven't had chance to read it yet but apparently it contains violence and several sex scenes.""Right up Gladys Wilcox's alley I'd say," Jenna replied, grinning. "I keep telling you, there's something kinky going on between her and the churchwarden. Okay, give me five minutes, and I'll be ready. Need to have a quick word with our non-paying guest.""You're alright with her staying, aren't you? Sorry, I tend to just dive in and say yes to everything. Your cousin seems like such a lovely person.""I don't mind, but she's not the innocent little thing you think she is," Jenna said. "Oh she's not a criminal or anything, but she can be a bit, indiscreet at times.""Aren't we all a bit like that at eighteen? Not much life experience to fall back on.""Hmm, I suppose. I will phone Aunt Kathleen later and let her know that Mia's staying here. I'd better prepare to gently break the bad news that her daughter won't be getting those letters after her name."Mia was admiring herself in the wall mirror when Jenna came in, and closed the bedroom door."Alright you. Now how about giving me the whole truth about why you quit uni? You're good, but your acting skills need work. Better make it quick as Simon's waiting to give me a lift to the garage, so spill."The brunette took a deep breath. "Alright. Look, don't give me too much grief. I did something wrong and that's why I had to quit.""What happened?""I seduced my lecturer and slept with him."She gasped. "You did what?" After the initial shock, Jenna couldn't help but admire her cousin's brazen attitude. Seeing as she herself had seduced several men from the church, plus a former Catholic priest, and most recently, the town mayor. Not to mention there were her weekly "organ lessons" with Gordon,"So he was old enough to be my dad. Maybe grandad. He was like, late fifties or something. But he was so hot. Older men really turn me on. You must know how that feels. I mean, your husband is way older than you, right?""Yeah. I'm twenty-one and he's forty." Jenna admitted. "Eighteen and late fifties is one hell of an age gap though.""I know. Oh but Jen. Tom was such a sexy man. Just the type I like. He was a smoker, but not a heavy one. Kind of used to turn me on, smelling smoke on his breath. It added to the attraction, as weird as that sounds. The sex was amazing. Older men are just sexier,”Jenna gave a dreamy sigh. "Yep they are. Can't disagree with you there. Realizing she suddenly had a lot more in common with her cousin, she sat down next to her. "Tell me more about Tom."And so Mia gave her chapter and verse on her spicy adventures at Salford.

Jenna's teenage cousin turns up at the vicarage.A Series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the second Sunday after Trinity. Over at St Michael's vicarage, the morning eucharist had finished and Reverend Morris and his wife Jenna were discussing the upcoming events in the church calendar."Josh gets ordained next month, so that'll be a fun occasion. Big party over at his place. He's so excited for that day to come. It's been remarkable how he's come out of his shell. When he joined our church as curate a year ago, he was so nervous and shy. Now look at him." Reverend Morris said."He's a real asset to the church," Jenna replied, sipping a coffee, as she read through the church newsletter. "I like to think that I, helped build up his confidence a bit.""Oh you certainly did, I'm sure," the vicar said, oblivious to what his wife was referring to. "Now, apart from that big event, there's not much happening in July. I'm adding the study of the Book of Exodus in the services. Last year's summer study of Genesis went down a treat,”The sound of the doorbell interrupted him."I wonder who that can be?" Reverend Morris said, hurrying out of the living room. "If it's Gordon, he's early. He said he would call round at 2."He opened the front door. A slim young woman around eighteen or nineteen, stood on the doorstep. Brunette hair that was in pigtails. Huge brown eyes like Bambi. She was dressed in a low cut pink peasant top, tight cow-print shorts and ballet shoes. By her side was a suitcase and hold-all."Hello. Can I help you?" Reverend Morris said."Um," the woman began, in a nervous voice. "Mr., um, Reverend Morris. Is, Jenna in? I'm Mia, her cousin.""Oh really? Gosh, well do come in, you're very welcome! You look loaded up there, let me give you a hand." He ushered her inside and carried her luggage."Jen! You've got a visitor!"Jenna looked up and her eyes widened. "Mia?""Hello CJ," Mia said, with a sheepish grin.Reverend Morris blinked."Cousin Jenna," Jenna replied."Ah," He understood."What are you doing here? Last I heard you were at Salford uni.""It's a long story," Mia sighed, as Reverend Morris gestured for her to sit on the settee. "Um, I quit.""Oh no," Jenna said. "What happened?""Oh Jen, it was awful. I just couldn't settle into university life at all. I made a mistake choosing that Art and Design course. It wasn't for me. The lectures stressed me out, but worst of all was the bullying." She dabbed at imaginary tears in her eyes with a tissue. "Nine months and I just couldn't cope with it any longer, so I jacked it in."Jenna was about to say something, but her husband cut in."You poor thing. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's bullying. Sad that it occurs in all walks of life. A nasty part of human nature."Noticing the reverend had been completely taken in by Mia's story, Jenna cleared her throat. "What did your parents say?"There was an awkward pause."You haven't told them, have you?""Are you serious Jen? Mum will go nuclear if she finds out. I'm just not ready to deal with that, yet. She was so proud when I got in that place. Dad will be more understanding but, look, I have a favor to ask. Can I stay with you for, a bit? I used up my last bit of cash on the train fare. I'm broke and I have nowhere to stay. I can't face going back to my parents. They'll treat me like a kid. Please? I won't be any bother. I'll do housework for you, I'll,”"Of course you can stay!" Reverend Morris smiled. "Our vicarage is always available to those who need it. We have a spare bedroom." He turned to Jenna. "We had Bishop George staying with us during Lent, remember? I'm sure your cousin can't be a worse lodger than him. She looks like she's gone through a tough few months."Powerless to refuse, Jenna reluctantly agreed. Oh Simon, you sweet, naive man. You have no idea what you're letting yourself in for! She thought."Oh you mean it? I can stay? Oh; thank you so much, Reverend!""Simon. You can call me Simon!" Reverend Morris replied. "It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mia. I know you and Jenna drifted apart a bit when your parents moved, but it's so nice when relatives reunite, isn't it?" the reverend said as he went to pick up the luggage."If only everyone could be as nice as you and Jenna!" Mia gushed.Jenna pulled a face at her cousin and whispered to her. "You are so dead, cousin!""Right, well, I'll introduce you to your new room!” Simon said as he returned holding all the bags. “This way! I'll carry your stuff for you." Reverend Morris carried up the suitcase and hold-all."Your hubby is a total gent," Mia whispered to Jenna."Oh, you might be able to fool him, but you're not fooling me," Jenna replied. "As soon as he's gone out later, you are going to tell me everything."Reverend Morris led Mia upstairs and down the long landing. Mia walked right by his side looking something between an infatuated schoolgirl gazing at her crush and a timid little lamb sticking close to the shepherd. At eighteen, Mia was very aware of the effect she had on men. Her Bambi eyes, teamed with the brunette hair, gave her an innocent look that convinced boys and men alike that she couldn't possibly know what effect she was having on them. But she knew quite well, and she loved the things she could get by putting her skills to good use."Here we are," Reverend Morris said, opening the bedroom door at the end. "It's not massive, but it's got a pleasant view overlooking the garden."Mia walked in. The room was nicely decorated. Instead of the usual neutral color scheme of magnolia, the walls were painted in very pale blue, with white ceiling and a sandy colored carpet. Instead of curtains, a white window blind, as was the current trend. A single bed, chest of drawers and ladder desk and chair made up the furniture."I don't know why I painted this room blue, it always looks so cold, and it doesn't really match the carpet. No wardrobe, but there's a full chest of drawers and the bed is a divan, with two storage compartments you can put your bits and bobs in. There's a hook on the back of the door if you need to hang some clothes up.""Oh I love it!" Mia said, smiling at him. "It's like being at the beach. The floor is sand and the walls are the sea. It's so restful and appealing. Really brings out my creative side. I think I could do lots of painting and drawing in here.""I'm glad you like it. Jenna and I want you to feel comfortable and safe here. Charity is so important to Christians like us.""Oh yes, I understand Rev, um, Simon. And I am so grateful. Um, do I have to start going to church? I mean I was raised in a Christian home but I sort of drifted,” Mia said, giving him a coquettish look.""Ha, no worries! We're not going to force you to attend a Sunday service or anything so relax. Whether you're a believer or not, everyone is catered for in our vicarage. We don't judge.""Jenna told me that your church is a nice one," Mia said, gazing at the reverend. He's rather average in looks but this guy is a total sweetie I can tell. Not an ounce of malice in him. Jenna's really landed on her feet with this one."She's right! St Michael's is a lovely place of worship. I'm very honored to be its vicar. Of course it wasn't always like that, but I like to think that I've really turned things round and made a difference. I credit Jenna for helping me in, many ways," he continued, and Mia noted the pause.Wonder what he means by that? She thought.He continued. "I took over in 2019 after the sudden death of the previous vicar, Reverend Smith. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Only a few months later, the pandemic happened. What a stressful time that was."Mia nodded patiently."Sorry, I'm prattling on! I'll leave you to get sorted out. I talk too much. Always in sermon mode,”"That's alright, Simon. I'm sure your sermons are really interesting." Mia said, flattering him some more."Ah well, haven't heard too many snores in the aisles of late.""I really appreciate you helping me like this," Mia said, sitting on the bed. "I just don't know how I was going to cope. And I want to pay my way. I suppose I'll have to apply for Universal Credit. What with the cost of living crisis and everything. Not sure if there are any jobs going in this town? I don't know this area at all and I can't drive,”"One step at a time, Mia. let's get you settled in first.""I really do want to work. Is there anything I could do at your church?"Reverend Morris scratched the back of his head and sat down next to her."Well, it's mostly volunteer work there, which is no good when you need an income, oh wait a minute, Norman the churchwarden mentioned that the church hall needs a cleaner, 10 hours a week. It's only a five minute walk from here. We had one of the Sunday school teacher's lads doing it, but I confess he rarely turned up and was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. I was disappointed in Jordan, as the pay was pretty good for an entry-level job.""I'll do that job! I'd love to do that!" Mia said. "Oh please say yes!""Hmm, well let me talk it over with Jenna first, and Norman. Cleaning is a bit boring. You'd be required to put out chairs and tables too. They're only lightweight folding ones, so no dangerous lifting of heavy stuff or anything. But Norman will be able to tell you more about what's involved. We have a lot of functions held in the hall, not just church stuff. Monday is badminton class. Tuesday it's the over-60s hot yoga. Wednesday is the midweek eucharist, so it's tea and coffee morning. Thursday and Friday you get two days off as nothing happens then. Saturday is the local amateur dramatics group. Oh and Sunday, the most important day of all, is the main service at church, and a social gathering afterwards.""Oh I just love cleaning up," Mia said. "Tidiness is good for mental health you know. It keeps your mind occupied." She slid a bit closer to him."You're really enthusiastic aren't you?" Well If your heart's set on it, I'm sure I can pull a few strings and get you in. Don't want you to feel like your talents are being wasted in what I consider to be just a casual job though.""To be honest, I never had any idea what I wanted to do when I left school," Mia continued. "I never wanted to go to uni. I feel like such a failure for quitting.""Don't put yourself down," he said, reassuring her. "Sometimes God has a different path for us. And you can't stay somewhere that's making you unhappy. It takes guts to break away from a path that someone else has set for you. I can tell you have a great attitude. Your talents obviously lie elsewhere. In time, I'm sure you'll find something you truly excel at.""I do hope so," Mia said, pouting at him. She leaned in closer, but the moment was broken by the sound of the landline phone ringing downstairs."Oh that reminds me, I need to call on one of the flock." He stood up. "I'll leave you to unpack Mia. If you need anything, I'm sure Jenna can assist you. I have to go out. I'll see you later. Take care!"He hurried out of the bedroom."I think I'm gonna love it here," Mia giggled to herself. "I think I need to, repair my relationship with God." She gave the most mischievous of grins as she flopped back in bed."But I also plan on sinning, a lot!"Reverend Morris rushed down the stairs."That was the garage on the phone," Jenna said, putting down the receiver. "My car's passed its MOT and ready to be collected.""Great. I'll drop you off there as I just remembered I promised Gladys Wilcox I'd take her a copy of that paperback I recommended at last week's service. Hills of the North by Jenny Talwartz." He rummaged around on the coffee table and held up the book in question. "A thrilling tale set in rural England, about passion, blackmail and a woman's fulfilling journey to find romance and regain her faith.""Sounds a good one.""It got rave reviews on Amazon. I was worried it might be a bit too racy for some of the older members of the congregation. I haven't had chance to read it yet but apparently it contains violence and several sex scenes.""Right up Gladys Wilcox's alley I'd say," Jenna replied, grinning. "I keep telling you, there's something kinky going on between her and the churchwarden. Okay, give me five minutes, and I'll be ready. Need to have a quick word with our non-paying guest.""You're alright with her staying, aren't you? Sorry, I tend to just dive in and say yes to everything. Your cousin seems like such a lovely person.""I don't mind, but she's not the innocent little thing you think she is," Jenna said. "Oh she's not a criminal or anything, but she can be a bit, indiscreet at times.""Aren't we all a bit like that at eighteen? Not much life experience to fall back on.""Hmm, I suppose. I will phone Aunt Kathleen later and let her know that Mia's staying here. I'd better prepare to gently break the bad news that her daughter won't be getting those letters after her name."Mia was admiring herself in the wall mirror when Jenna came in, and closed the bedroom door."Alright you. Now how about giving me the whole truth about why you quit uni? You're good, but your acting skills need work. Better make it quick as Simon's waiting to give me a lift to the garage, so spill."The brunette took a deep breath. "Alright. Look, don't give me too much grief. I did something wrong and that's why I had to quit.""What happened?""I seduced my lecturer and slept with him."She gasped. "You did what?" After the initial shock, Jenna couldn't help but admire her cousin's brazen attitude. Seeing as she herself had seduced several men from the church, plus a former Catholic priest, and most recently, the town mayor. Not to mention there were her weekly "organ lessons" with Gordon,"So he was old enough to be my dad. Maybe grandad. He was like, late fifties or something. But he was so hot. Older men really turn me on. You must know how that feels. I mean, your husband is way older than you, right?""Yeah. I'm twenty-one and he's forty." Jenna admitted. "Eighteen and late fifties is one hell of an age gap though.""I know. Oh but Jen. Tom was such a sexy man. Just the type I like. He was a smoker, but not a heavy one. Kind of used to turn me on, smelling smoke on his breath. It added to the attraction, as weird as that sounds. The sex was amazing. Older men are just sexier,”Jenna gave a dreamy sigh. "Yep they are. Can't disagree with you there. Realizing she suddenly had a lot more in common with her cousin, she sat down next to her. "Tell me more about Tom."And so Mia gave her chapter and verse on her spicy adventures at Salford.

I denne episoden av Treningspodden ser vi nærmere på "trenings-immunologi" – hvordan vi kan trene på en måte som støtter et sterkt og balansert immunforsvar. Nå er virussesongen over oss, og det blir enda viktigere å forstå hvordan kosthold, stressregulering og treningsrutiner spiller inn. Vi tar for oss spørsmål som: Hva slags treningsformer bygger opp immunforsvaret, og hva kan bryte det ned? Hvordan påvirker hyppighet, intensitet og varighet immunforsvarets evne til å beskytte kroppen? Finn ut hvilke strategier som fungerer best for å holde deg sunn og sterk gjennom sesongen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ich prophezeie es, dass sich künftig häufiger die Frage stellt, wer ein bestimmtes Auto baut. Und hinter englisch klingenden Namen findet sich dann vermutlich immer häufiger ein chinesisches Unternehmen. Ein Beispiel: Great Wall Motor. In China ist das Unternehmen seit 11 Jahren Marktführer im Bereich SUV in China und seit 23 Jahren im Bereich Pickup. Mal sehen, wann das auch für Limousinen und Coupés so sein wird. Darum geht es diesmal!Kürzlich hatte ich eine nette Begegnung, die künftig vermutlich häufiger vorkommen wird. Ich stand neben meinem damaligen Testfahrzeug, einem Ora 07, als mich ein Spaziergänger fragte, welcher Automobilhersteller denn Ora sei. Ich habe ihm ordnungsgemäß erklärt, dass Ora die Typenbezeichnung des Fahrzeugs sei und der Hersteller die Firma GWM, also Great Wall Motors. Er meinte dann, dass dieses schnittige Auto garantiert sehr teuer sei. Als ich ihm den Preis genannt habe, war er mehr als erstaunt. Das sei ja ausgesprochen günstig. Und nein, ich habe ihm natürlich nicht widersprochen!Power und Drive!    Dass der dynamisch elegante GWM ORA 07 ein sportliches Fahrzeug ist, erkennt man schon an seiner Linienführung. Ist man mit der Frontantriebsvariante mit dem 150 kW (204 PS) starken Elektromotor unterwegs, erreicht man im Spurt nach 8,2 Sekunden eine Geschwindigkeit von 100 km/h, die Höchstgeschwindigkeit liegt bei 170 km/h. Wie viel Dampf ein ORA 07 haben kann, zeigt sich aber in der allradgetriebenen GT-Variante. Dank 300 kW (408 PS) unter der Haube dauert der Spurt nur knapp mehr als halb so lange. Nach 4,5 Sekunden ist Tempo 100 erledigt, bei 180 km/h wird abgeriegelt. Seine Reichweite beträgt dank 86 kWh Batterie bis zu 520 km, innerorts sogar bis zu 625. Die Ladedauer für den GT liegt an einer Schnellladesäule bei 43 Minuten. Die Kosten!Zu Beginn dieses Beitrages hatte ich erwähnt, dass der Spaziergänger den Preis des Fahrzeugs kaum glauben konnte. Diese Daten schulde ich Ihnen auch noch. Für die Version mit 150 kW (204 PS) sind – je nach Ausstattung 41.990 bzw. 44.490 € fällig, bei unserem Testaspiranten handelte es sich um die 300 kW (408 PS) Version, die mit 53.490 € zu Buche schlägt. Und es gibt nur einen möglichen Aufpreis, das ist die Lackierung, die noch einmal 790 € verschlingen kann. Bei unserem Testfahrzeug war nicht mal das erforderlich, es war im serienmäßigen Metallic Snow White lackiert. Ich sage es mal so: eine ganze Reihe von etablierten Autoherstellern muss sich vermutlich in Zukunft warm anziehen. Denn die Ausstattung dieses Fahrzeugs ist darüber hinaus so umfangreich, dass jeder Versuch, sie hier einigermaßen seriös darzustellen, zum Scheitern verurteilt ist. Das gilt wohl gemerkt schon für die Einstiegsversion.  Alle Fotos: © O! Automobile GmbH / GWM   Diesen Beitrag können Sie nachhören oder downloaden unter:

In this episode of Inside the Techosystem, we are joined by Kristin H. Wilson. Kristin is the Chief Strategy Officer at Spurt and Managing Partner at Innovate Africa Fund. Kristen shares her unique journey from aspiring doctor to venture capital expert, emphasizing the importance of evidence-based practices in entrepreneurship. The discussion highlights the significant role of the African diaspora in funding startups and the need for effective problem-solving in the entrepreneurial landscape. You can reach Kristin at: https://x.com/kristinhwilson https://www.linkedin.com/in/hkristinwilson Follow us: X (Twitter): https://x.com/insidethetechos Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/insidethetechos/ You can subscribe to our newsletter at https://insidethetechosystem.ck.page Show Notes & Resources (05:51) - Kristin Wilson's Journey in Tech and Venture Capital (09:05) - The Role of the African Diaspora in Venture Capital (11:58) - Understanding Problems vs. Solutions in Entrepreneurship (14:52) - The Importance of Mentorship and Market Access (29:57) - Navigating Challenges in the Tech Ecosystem (30:54) - Unlocking Connections: The Importance of Networking (33:54) - Reevaluating the Move: Perspectives on Relocation (35:11) - Innovate Africa Fund: Scaling Sustainable Innovation (39:51) - Founder-First Approach: Supporting Entrepreneurs (43:52) - Investment Dynamics: Early Stage Challenges (47:34) - The Methodology of Due Diligence (50:35) - Diaspora Engagement: Attracting Limited Partners (52:03) - Learning from Global Markets: Inspiration for Innovation (55:28) - The Future of Spurt: Culture and Expectations (57:48) - Living the Dream: Personal Aspirations and Future Goals

Wer heute ein Auto kauft, der möchte eine Kombination aus preiswert, optisch überzeugend und sicher erwerben. Der Subaru Impreza ist preiswert, er ist optisch überzeugend und – er wurde aktuell mit fünf von fünf Sternen im Euro NCAP Crashtest ausgezeichnet. Mission erfüllt, kann man da nur sagen! Darum geht es diesmal!Ich gebe zu, es ist ein Steckenpferd von mir. Ich meine die Frage, woher ein Autoname kommt. Das ist oft spannend. Sprechen wir mal vom Subaru Impreza. Einer Quelle zufolge ist „Impreza“ ein Kunstwort, das von dem ursprünglich italienischen Wort impresa abstammt, das Leistung oder Errungenschaft bedeutet.  Eine andere Erklärung ist, dass der Name von Englischen impresa (Wappenmotto) oder impression (Eindruck) abgeleitet wird.  Power und Drive!    Aller guten Dinge sind bekanntlich drei, bei Subaru sind es sechs, denn der Impreza ist bereits in der sechsten Generation unterwegs. Natürlich mit Boxermotor und dem permanenten Allradantrieb Symmetrical AWD. Der 2-Liter-Boxermotor versorgt den Wagen mit 100 kW (136 PS), Unterstützung liefert ein kleiner Elektromotor, der 12,3 kW (16,7 PS) zusätzlich leistet.  Das reicht in der Summe für den Spurt auf 100 km/h in 10,8 Sekunden, die Spitze von 200 km/h wird um grade mal einen Kilometer verpasst. Das ist absolut nebensächlich! Im WLTP-Zyklus kommt man im kombinierten Verbrauch mit 7,3 Litern Benzin 100 Kilometer weit, das entspricht CO2-Emissionen von 166 g/km. Die Innenausstattung!Schon die Basisversion Trend ist nicht gerade spartanisch ausgestattet. Schon sie kommt mit Sitzheizung vorne, Rückfahrkamera, Multifunktionslenkrad und dem Eyesight-System zum Kunden. Eine zentrale Eyesight-Funktion ist das Notbremssystem mit Kollisionswarner, das mögliche Zusammenstöße mit anderen Verkehrsteilnehmern erkennt und einen Aufprall unter optimalen Bedingungen bis zu einer Geschwindigkeitsdifferenz von 50 km/h vollständig verhindern kann. Bei höheren Geschwindigkeiten können die Unfallfolgen zumindest deutlich reduziert werden. Gerade bei der Zufahrt auf ein Stauende als auch bei Begegnungen mit Fahrradfahrern und Fußgängern in der Stadt ist das wichtig.  Eine weitere Komfort– und Sicherheitsfunktion des Eyesight-Systems ist die adaptive Abstands- und Geschwindigkeitsregelung. Eyesight erkennt, wenn sich der Subaru Impreza einem langsameren Fahrzeug nähert und passt die Geschwindigkeit automatisch an den vorausfahrenden Verkehrsteilnehmer an.  Die Kosten!Sie möchten natürlich wissen, was der Spaß Sie kostet. Nun, der 2.0ie mit Allradantrieb und Lineartronic kostet in der Einstiegversion Trend aktuell 34.990,– €, wenn Sie die höherwertige Version Platinum ordern, sind es 37.600,– €.  Alle Fotos: © Alle Fotos: © SUBARU Deutschland GmbH   Diesen Beitrag können Sie nachhören oder downloaden unter:

Ich gebe es zu, Oldtimer haben ihren Reiz, ich selbst habe dummerweise mal einen Opel GT verkauft, statt ihn zu behalten, aber heutzutage bin ich den Automobilherstellern dankbar dafür, dass aktuelle Fahrzeuge technisch doch um ein Vielfaches mehr können als die Autos aus der Anfangszeit des Automobils! Darum geht es diesmal!125 Jahre ist es her, seit Opel die Produktion von Autos in Rüsselsheim begonnen hat. Was seither an Entwicklungen passiert ist, füllt ganze Bücher. Und auch wenn aktuell grade der neue Opel Grandland vorgestellt wurde, wollen wir uns heute mal mit einem anderen Opel beschäftigen, den wir, im Gegensatz zum Grandland, schon intensiver gefahren haben. Dem Opel Astra GS 1.2 Hybrid mit 48-Volt-Hybrid-Antrieb. Power und Drive!    Seit einigen Monaten haben Kunden der aktuellen Opel Astra-Generation neben der schon bisher breiten Auswahl an Antriebsalternativen - Batterie-elektrisch, als Plug-in-Hybrid oder mit hocheffizientem Verbrenner - eine weitere Option: Ab sofort gibt es den Astra und den Astra Sports Tourer auch als Hybrid mit 48-Volt-Technologie mit einem100 kW (136 PS) starken 1,2-Liter-Turbobenziner. Unterstützend arbeitet ein 21 kW (28 PS)-Elektromotor. Speziell für Fahrten mit viel Stop-and-go-Verkehr bietet die Hybrid-Technologie durch die Rekuperation vielfältige Vorteile. Vergleicht man den neuen Astra Hybrid mit dem rein konventionell betriebenen Pendant, sieht man einen um rund 14 Prozent gesunkenen Kraftstoffverbrauch und CO2-Ausstoß, bei niedrigen Geschwindigkeiten in der Stadt kann man sogar rein elektrisch und damit lokal emissionsfrei fahren. Wir sprechen konkret von 5,0 l/100 km und CO2-Emissionen von 113 g/km im WLTP-Mixbetrieb. In Kombination mit dem elektrischen 6-Gang- Doppelkupplungsgetriebe (eDCT) können die Fahrer – je nach Fahrpräferenz - zwischen den drei Modi Eco, Normal und Sport wählen. Für den Spurt auf Tempo 100 benötigt der neue Astra Hybrid Fünftürer lediglich 9,0 Sekunden, seine Höchstgeschwindigkeit erreicht er bei 210 km/h.Die Kosten!In der Preisliste startet der Opel Astra Fünftürer in der Editionsausstattung bei 27.910,00 Euro, unser Testkandidat, der 1.2 Turbo Hybrid 48 V hat 100 kW (136 PS), das 6-Gang Doppelkupplungsgetriebe und startet in der höherwertigen, mittleren GS – Ausstattungsline zum Preis von 36.430,00 Euro. Für die Topausstattung Ultimate sind dann 40.430,00 Euro fällig. Die Serienausstattung ist absolut angemessen, aber natürlich sind zusätzliche Extras immer möglich! Alle Fotos: © Opel Automobile GmbH   Diesen Beitrag können Sie nachhören oder downloaden unter:

Father Jimmy Fights his carnal desires.By GrushaVashnadze. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories. "Oh yeah, cunt!" he muttered under his breath."Yeah, hot fucking cunt!" he continued, ogling the juicy specimen of beauty displaying herself to his lustful eyes. Her pussy was indeed beautiful -- pink and delicate, with a finely-crafted blond landing-strip, held open by a pair of painted fingers, so that he could gaze into its hot, wet, steamy depths. He stroked his cock in anticipation, feeling his shaft stiffen and grow, and feeling that exquisite yearning sensation spread outwards, filling his body with testosterone-fuelled bliss.The owner of said cunt looked at him seductively, the tip of her tongue gently tracing the outline of her lips, her eyes cheekily inviting, one hand kneading her huge, perfect, surgically-enhanced breasts, as the other continued to hold her fuck-lips wide."Oh, yeah, baby, I'm gonna fuck that cunt so hard," he continued. "I'm gonna ram my fucking cock deep in your hot pussy, I'm gonna feel your juicy cunt around my cock, and then I'm gonna fucking come inside you, I'm gonna spurt all my fucking cum deep in your hot fuck-hole till you scream in pleasure. You want that, baby, you want that?"But there was no answer from the buxom blonde beauty. For she was but a centrefold in a magazine, lying open before him on his bed. One picture among many, actually, for his eiderdown was covered with a selection of his collected periodicals, open to his favourite pages, featuring a variety of nude beauties, all displaying themselves -- he liked to think -- purely for his pleasure.His cock throbbed as he stroked it, thumb and two fingers gently rubbing the glans while the palm of his hand wrapped itself around the shaft. He admired his carefully-ordered "cunt collage" -- as he liked to call it. The buxom blond ("Jenny", according to the caption) occupied pride of place in the centre of his bed. Surrounding her were half a dozen other centrefolds: "Sabrina" -- dark-haired, with huge natural flowing boobs, left hand holding her pussy open whilst one delicate finger of the right curled knuckle-deep into her arsehole; "Brea" -- blonde and skinny, with pert breasts, irresistibly smouldering eyes, and a shaven pussy; "Elsa" -- bleached blond hair, sweet "next-door-girl" smile, hairy blonde cunt with -- "oh fuck!" he muttered, as he felt his cock twitch and jerk in delight -- gorgeous flappy cunt-lips which dangled, glistening with little beads of pussy-juice...He paused his cock-stroking, looking away and upwards at the ceiling, in order to calm himself down: he didn't want to come too soon. Not yet.Just in time, the phone rang. Nervously he scrabbled for the receiver."Hi Jimmyyy!" came the sultry voice he was expecting. "It's Bea here, wiv yer fantasy call.""Bea, how are you?""Oh, Jimmy, I'm feeling so fuckin' horny this evening, I'm been so looking forward to our call.""Talk to me, Bea," said Jimmy, as he resumed slowly massaging his dick."Oh, you know me, Jimmy, I just can't get enough fuckin'. I'm sitting here on my bed, and I'm wearin' this skimpy negligee, and I've shaved my pussy just for you -- and it's so fuckin' wet, Jimmy, I just can't wait for you to ram yer big cock in there. D'ya wanna do that, Jimmyyy?" Bea's voice was warm and breathy -- something she had practised and honed over the months she had been calling him. Jimmy knew that, these days, he could instead be watching a video online, or a camgirl -- but he was a man of habit and tradition, and he loved the way things used to be when he was younger, when porn was always magazines, and audio invariably meant the telephone. And so he sat at the head of his bed, stroking his cock, listening to Bea's breathy seductive personalised filth, whilst he continued to ogle his favourite magazine nudes.As Bea spoke, his eyes continued to roam the pages spread open on the bed: "Codi" -- a ridiculously slender blonde with big fake tits, pouting lips drooling slightly at the sight of her own shaven cunt, spread wide with two delicate hands; "Emma" -- on all fours, so her pussy peeped cheekily out from between her buttocks, crowned by a tight puckered arsehole...Bea was very good too: she knew, after some six months of weekly Friday evening calls to Jimmy, just how he liked it. Jimmy wasn't interested in toys, or blowjobs, or titfucks, or anal, or any other kinks. He liked cunt. He loved cunt. And he adored it when Bea talked cunt: "Jimmyyy..." she breathed, "my pussy's feelin' so hot tonight. Will ya put yer dick in there, Jimmyyy?""It's all for you, Bea," muttered Jimmy, in a half-hearted attempt to play along with the fantasy. Actually, he wasn't much interested in the role-play aspect of things: it was, after all, pure fakery -- but he liked hearing Bea talk dirty, and so he said the minimum required to let her know that she was on the right track, and then revelled in the glorious obscenity of her wall-to-wall aural filth."Oh yeah, that feels so fucking good!" she lied. "Your cock's so fuckin' hard, Jimmy -- I can feel it deep in my cunt, fillin' me up. Go on, Jimmy, slide that huge fuckin' cock in and out of my wet cunt; can ya feel my pussy all hot and juicy for ya?" Jimmy listened, his eyes roving across the collage spread out on the bed before him, imagining what Bea's cunt might be like. Deliberately, he had never asked her, preferring to make it a new cunt each week: last week's choice had been "Cecilia" -- black, shaven, lips teased apart just enough to reveal her juicy pink haven inside; this week, it would be "Jenny".Jimmy loved Bea's voice -- "chavvy South London", he called it, oozing squalor; in his more lucid moments he imagined her as a single mum on the dole in some squalid high-rise council flat in Tooting -- a ne'er-do-well scraping together a living using the only pathetic skill she had. But now she was his tart, his whore, his plaything, his fantasy: she could be anything and everything he imagined. He liked playing this game, as he continued to stroke his dick to ecstasy whilst revelling in Bea's increasingly filthy ongoing monologue. Bea, for her part, was the consummate professional, sensing from Jimmy's pants and grunts just how far he was on his journey to release. And when Jimmy muttered, "Say my favourite things, Bea," she knew just what he meant."You know, Jimmy, I'm a dir'y, filfy, cuntfuckin' whore... That's what I am, Jimmy -- just a cuntfuckin' whore." Jimmy loved those words, and Bea's grimy accent was the icing on the cake: his cock jerked and bucked in response, stiffening even further. "I'm a whore, Jimmyyy. And you like dir'y fuckin' whores, don'tcha? You wanna fuck my filfy cunt wiv 'at big cock?" Jimmy was in ecstasy.Soon Bea had progressed to "My cunt's so fuckin' wet, Jimmy: that's what you do to me, babe. You're gonna make me fuckin' come, Jimmy, 'coz I'm a dir'y, filfy, cuntfuckin' whore, and I'm gonna fuckin' come all over your big cock!" Jimmy took the cue, fixing his eyes on "Jenny's" pussy -- still, of course, reliably wide open and glistening for him -- drinking in its beauty, and gradually ramping up the rhythm of his stroking so as to time his own orgasm to match Bea's ersatz one. And when Bea got to "I'm gonna fuckin' come, Jimmy, here it is baby, come all over ya dir'y filfy cuntfuckin' whore -- oh yeah oh FUUUUUCK!!!" Jimmy did exactly that. He felt the tell-tale boiling sensation in his balls, felt his cum surge and rise through his shaft and explode from his bucking, twitching cockhead."Jenny" was the chosen recipient of Jimmy's cum this evening, six or seven thick ropes of semen splattering over her picture. Jimmy aimed at her cunt, and watched as the likeness of her vulva disappeared under a gloopy coating of semen. Bea was continuing to moan and squeal down the telephone line: "Oh yeah, Jimmy, are ya comin' for me? Does 'at feel good, babe?" as the last few dribbles of sperm landed on "Jenny's" tits and face."Was 'at nice, Jimmyyy?" breathed Bea in her customary breathy tones. "D'ya like comin' in my dir'y hot cunt, Jimmyyy?"Jimmy panted incoherently in reply, his imagination desperately clinging on as long as he could to the illusion of sexual fulfillment. But it was always too short-lived. Even before his cock was flaccid, the illusion was fading and Bea was in business mode: "Same time next week still good for ya, babe? Take it off yer card, yeah?"Jimmy muttered a "Yeah, thanks, Bea," before hanging up and surveying the mess. It never looked as good afterwards as he hoped it would before. Sperm-soiled magazine "Jenny" looked, frankly, ridiculous and tawdry now -- a far cry from the seductive perfection she had exuded when pristine on the page. And wrapping up and disposing of semen-soaked magazine pages was anything but sexy. But Jimmy did so with his customary goal-oriented efficiency, trying to -- and largely succeeding in -- staunching his creeping feeling of shame, until the job was done, his penis was wiped clean, and he had put on his clothes again.Then his collar.And then his cassock.And then Father James Wright knelt on the floor of his bedroom and wept bitterly.~~~~~"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -- by the Divine Power of God -- cast into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits, who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of... oh fuck..."Father Jim's voice tailed off. He had performed his morning ablutions, had his breakfast, and said his Office, and was preparing himself by examination of conscience for his weekly two-birds-with-one-stone excursion to the Cathedral -- first to confession, followed by his weekly exorcism training seminar. He usually dressed in civvies for these visits, not wanting to draw attention to himself on public transport -- but he never missed his hebdomadal chance to unburden his soul, and timing it for Saturday mornings made sense. Apart from anything else, this way, he felt less guilty saying the Eucharist over the weekend than if he were to have his Friday evening sins hanging on his conscience.But this morning Father Jim's voice gave up mid-supplication, as the thought impinged upon his intercessions:Am I a hypocrite? Actually, this was a thought which frequently went through his mind. The answer, of course, was yes: regularly, deliberately, and with full foreknowledge, every Friday night -- and he knew it. For hypocrite though he was, he was neither stupid nor deluded. He had learnt to corral his fleshly weakness into one weekly episode, and it would soon be,gratias Deo, effaced from his soul by the Sacrament of Reconciliation -- after which he could continue to pursue his presbyterial vocation with confidence. Until next Friday.Today, though, he felt somewhat less confident than normal, less spiritually bullish, more vulnerable than usual. Perhaps it was the weather -- dull and grey like many an English spring morning -- but it was almost as if he felt that the hosts of Satan were genuinely massing on the horizon, and that he might truly need the intercession of an archangel to forestall the ruin of his soul. In short, Father Jim's carefully calibrated balancing act between spiritual propriety and sexual concupiscence was feeling unaccountably precarious this morning.He was just letting himself out of the presbytery when a young woman came dashing round the corner, her heels clicking unevenly on the pavement. "Father Jim! Father Jim! Oh, I'mso glad I caught you. Please would you hear my confession?" Behind the urgency of her request Jim descried a pleasingly upper middle-class voice ("so" came out a bit like "say") -- but ever so slightly Estuary ("t" in "caught" barely noticeable), as was common with the younger generation.Father Jim thought, but did not say:Oh fuck. He tried not to think swear words between Saturday morning confession and the end of mass on Sunday evening. But he had not been to confession yet, and therefore made the split-second judgment that he may as well, for now, think obscenities. After all, he liked them; he liked the sound of them: "fuck" -- beautiful, he thought. And this young lady was, he thought to himself,"fucking hot". She was slender and small, almost a waif -- and yet her pencil skirt was just a touch too tight, and her blouse ever so slightly translucent, so that the shape of her nipples, puffy and rounded but not huge, made two soft tents in the front of her top.Oops -- he thought, as he felt his penis begin to stir inside his rather ill-fitting trousers. No, it would not do to be groping his cock out of the way in front of a parishioner, so he banished "fucking hot" from his brain with a quick piece of well-practiced spiritual legerdemain, and switched into concerned parish priest mode. He vaguely recognised the girl -- from the back row of the 10:30, perhaps? -- but wasn't sure if they had ever exchanged words. He felt within his rights to say, "I'm actually on my way out now, er..." as he looked at her quizzically with that I've-forgotten-your-name look customarily used by parish priests."Bernadette -- call me Bernie," said the woman, pronouncing the "r" softly but clearly.OK, thought Father Jim.Typical second-generation immigrant. Tries to keep up the religious traditions of the home country, but talks like a Sloane except when asserting her identity. Clearly done well for herself, been to uni. But -- Jim groaned inwardly -- she wasn't taking the hint."Oh please, Father, I really need you to hear my confession, I... I..." Father Jim looked into her eyes for the first time -- and there was that look of moral desperation he was used to seeing in some people. Some could live in their sins for long periods of time before emotional need drove them back to the Church; others, like this girl, presumably, were made of less stern stuff. Her eyes glistened with barely held-back tears, as she continued: "I think I may be under a curse, or a hex, and I... I know you are training to be an exorcist, aren't you?" Her lower lip trembled, as her damp eyes pleaded with him.In the silence of his heart, Father Jim thought to himself:Oh fuck. But he took no pleasure in this particular iteration of his favourite obscenity. He had met this kind of woman before: excessively impressionable, with an inclination to see spiritual warfare lurking under every pebble, when her only problem might a temporary imbalance of hormones.Exorcism? Bullshit. But Jim was, despite his cynicism, a kind man, and so he said, "All right, Bernie. Of course. Let's go in," as he ushered her through his front door. "Face-to-face, or in the box?""Oh, I prefer the old-fashioned way, if that's all right, Father?" she replied sheepishly.He gestured her down the corridor towards the church, and then up the long nave -- pleasantly illumined by the shifting colours which filtered dully through the great east window. As she walked ahead of him, he watched her bottom jiggle gently from side to side, red heels clicking on the stone floor, her medium-length ponytail of light brown hair swishing behind her. Fuck, he thought -- and this time revelled in the thought.Fuck yeah... he muttered silently, his mind's eye briefly, secretly, undressing her from behind."Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the girl, once they had both settled into their respective halves of the confessional."How long has --""Oh, over a year, Father." interrupted Bernie. "I've got a lot of catching up to do."Fuck, thought Father Jim. But, because he was basically a kind-hearted man, he instead said: "Well, take your time. It is good that God has called you back to the Sacrament now.""Thank you, Father." He heard Bernie take a deep breath. "I... I'm married..." she ventured cautiously. "But I've not been strictly... faithful..." There was a long pause.Ho ho, I knew it, thought Jim.Another pretty young slut, got hitched too soon, screwing around behind her husband's back. Two a penny. Had one just last week, didn't I? But instead he said, "And how long have you been having this affair?""Oh, it's not an affair, Father," said the girl. "It's kind of a weird binge, a bit... perverted, if you know what I mean. On the rebound, I guess, because I walked in on my husband, you know -- with someone else..."Oh shit, thought Father Jim.This'll take all morning. Web of adultery -- seen it all before. One fucks around, the other goes off the rails, and soon they're all crotch-deep in moral turpitude. Why do they even bother to get married if they've got no continence? Should try and be celibate -- then they'll learn how lucky they are... All that passed through his mind in an instant, but of course he voiced none of it."You see," continued Bernie, "we were married a year ago -- here, before you came: Father Peter married us -- and, well, I thought it was going so well. We... we were really good in bed, you know... I mean, we really liked the sex and everything."Too much information! thought Jim to himself. But he did not say that either."You know, I was a virgin when we got married. I'd saved myself up for this. And the first time, it was wonderful. You know, for some girls it hurts? But for me it was bliss. He just slid in, and I loved it. And we loved it -- just like that, in and out, you know?"Father Jim felt his cock begin to stir. It was the inevitable involuntary reaction to a sexual confession which was becoming just a touch too detailed.Fuck, girl, why are you telling me all this? he thought. But Bernie continued to jabber, exuding, though unseen, an air of wide-eyed innocence from behind her latticed screen."But then Giles started wanting me to do things I didn't want to -- you know, oral, and anal, and stuff -- and I really wasn't comfortable with it, so we had a few arguments about that. "I mean, when he wanted me to give him a blowjob, you know, he'd just pull down his trousers and waggle the thing in front of my face..."Too much fucking information! Jim screeched in the silence of his own heart. But he couldn't stop himself imagining the husband's cock, stiff and huge, waggling back and forth in front of Bernie's pretty face, her narrow mouth opening wider, wider, her tongue extending to lick pre-cum off the frenulum before her lips softly enclosed the...Fuck, Jim, pull yourself together, man! he thought, as he felt his cock begin to make an uncomfortable tent in his trousers. He stammered out loud, "Er... sister, you don't need to tell me all that, you know, just stick to...""Oh, but it's important, Father," came Bernie's voice. "Because that's what led to it. I told him I didn't like sucking him off, but he kept trying to persuade me, and I kept saying no..." Father Jim imagined he detected the faintest hint of a smirk in her tone -- but of course it was impossible to tell..."And then," continued Bernie, "there was the anal. Sometimes when we were making love he'd wet his finger with... well, you know... and then he'd reach round and try to stick it in there. I really didn't like it -- and of course he never forced me; I mean, he's a kind man, he'd never do anything nasty -- but it was clear he was disappointed..."Oh Jesus motherfucking Christ, thought Father Jim. His cock was stiff now, and he could feel his own pre-cum beginning to leak slowly from his glans. He reached down to adjust his cock inside his trousers, and inevitably his hand lingered just a bit too long, grasping his own erect shaft through the fabric and squeezing it gently. That familiar thrill of pleasure surged through him -- but he made himself let go, telling himself: Later, Jim, later. Just get this girl through her confession for now..."But the strangest thing of all, Father," Bernie continued unabated, "was when he'd want me to talk dirty to him, you know?"Are you kidding? thought Jim incredulously. Do you think that just because I'm a priest I don't have male blood boiling in my veins? What are you on about, girl?!Bernie seemed oblivious to her confessor's discomfort. Either that, or she was deliberately winding him up -- he couldn't tell for sure. "See, Father," she continued, "he'd ask me to say dirty words, like... 'tits'... and 'pussy'... and..." -- her voice lingered a while on the first consonant -- "'ffffuck'."In an instant, Father Jim's resistance crumbled. That word was his favourite, a glorious fillip to all that was unholy and self-indulgent in the deepest recesses of his mind, and it banished all his residual will-power to the four winds. He quietly but swiftly unzipped his fly, removed his stiff sweaty cock from its prison, pulled back the damp pre-cum-lubricated foreskin, and began to slowly wank his shaft up and down, his lips trembling, his breath coming in ragged bursts. This was wrong. This was so wrong -- he knew it, of course. But he was going to do it anyway. This girl could not possibly be for real. This was no sacrament, this was an ambush. The Evil One was tempting him, and he was succumbing. And he fucking loved it..."See, Father Jim, it must be something about men, they all like those dirty words so much. My husband did: he wanted me to say things like" -- Bernie lowered her voice conspiratorially -- "'Ram your fucking cock in my pussy, baby!' and 'Fuck my hot cunt with that big dick!' Things like that... Do you like hearing things like that, Father?" Bernie's voice was hot and breathy now. Her prey was in her grasp, and she was playing with him: Jim knew it -- but, though he had no idea why this woman had chosen to ambush him in this manner, he knew it was too late. He groaned, as he felt his cock stiffen further in his sweaty palm, felt his heart pound faster with excitement."I'm sure we could have worked things out, Father. You know, I got quite used to the dirty talk -- that was quite fun actually. But the oral, and the anal -- no way. He'd show me videos on the internet, you know -- porn? Girls getting fucked in the arse, and taking cocks down their throats -- and it just looked so horrible and painful and disgusting. And then he'd show me videos of group sex, and asked if I'd ever like to do stuff like that -- and I said no! And then, to show him I really loved him, I'd let him fuck me. I mean, I really loved it when he fucked me: when his cock was all huge and stiff, and then he'd lie me on my back and fuck me all deep and squelchy. Sometimes he'd lie flat on me and grind the base of his cock against my clit to make me come. Sometimes he'd shift down, so his cockhead found my G-spot. Sometimes he'd flip me over and do me doggy. Sometimes I'd go on top and drive him wild, teasing him with my wet pussy lips before plunging down onto this cock. And I loved all that, Father, I did, truly. Cock in cunt -- that's the way it's meant to be, isn't it? I mean, that's the way God made us, isn't it?"Father Jim groaned at the absurdity of his situation. Here was a young girl giving him lessons in Saint John Paul's Theology of the Body, while he stroked his cock in the confessional -- what the fuck was going on?! But he couldn't stop now. His cock was raging, his balls were aching, and his thoughts were in mindfuck mode. Here was a girl after his own heart, one who loved being fucked in the cunt, and who loved to talk filthy. "Oh yeah, oh fuck, oh God..." he muttered incoherently in his ecstasy."You OK in there, Father Jim?" giggled the girl. "I'm sorry for being so explicit, but -- I kind of have to, you'll see why soon, I'll explain..."You don't have to explain, thought Father Jim -- as far as he was capable of thinking anything at all, for he was past thinking now. His mind was now fixed firmly on cunt, on fucking cunt, just like this girl was saying: cock slip-sliding in and out, grinding against engorged clit-flesh. It didn't matter whose cunt: his years of fake fantasy sex, week after week of dirty pictures -- "Jenny" or "Codi" or "Elsa" or whoever the fuck they were; or of listening to "Bea" recycling her mind-banked fuck-fantasies for his delectation -- all this had inured him to the sheer fakery of being a sex-obsessed celibate. It didn't matter anymore. Nothing mattered now, except the filth-filled moment.

Er du bevisst hvordan du vil ha det, og hvordan du ikke vil ha det? Lever du i et forhold du skulle ønske var bedre? Og hva kommer det av at vi ofte velger å leve i ett forhold, men egentlig ønsker oss et helt annet? Når jeg spør klientene mine hva de lengter etter innerst inne, svarer de: «Jeg ønsker å bli elsket for den jeg er.» Men for mange synes det som den store kjærligheten er uoppnåelig. Vi ender opp med de samme utilfredsstillende forholdene om og om igjen, selv om vi innerst inne vil noe helt annet og bedre. Vi fortsetter å velge mennesker som er ute av stand til å møte våre følelsesmessige behov som vi lengter så inderlig etter å få dekket.Lytt å bli inspirert av ukens spørsmål og svar.

Joining us with a rich tapestry of experience and exposure, this week's guest joins us in the boardroom from the world of strategy consulting and venture capital with a radical view of how Africans can build businesses that make a difference.  Dr. Kristin Wilson spent her early professional life studying modern thought & literature, African studies, and neuroscience at leading institutions like Oxford, Princeton, and Stanford and led a tangentially different career in management consulting and venture capital. In this episode, we discuss the ways that culture and history play a part in how businesses across various societies build for success.  As a champion of African entrepreneurship, Kristin also unpacks a fascinating model as to how we can begin to move the needle as a continent by embracing our core values, strengths, and collective identity while appreciating our nuances. Join us in the boardroom to unravel the colorful fabric of psychology that drives our society, politics and business in Africa. If you are interested in engaging more with Kristin and her work, check out her LinkedIn here or check out Spurt! here. --- Join us in creating social impact through a cup of tea by visiting www.nepalteacollective.com Support our podcast further by pledging your support through our Substack Channel: https://boardroombanterpodcast.substack.com?utm_source=navbar&utm_medium=web&r=2myauy

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Hey everyone Sheevaun Moran here Driving For Your Success and this one thing that has nearly every startup small business owner leader of a business that is thriving uh leaders in business really have issue with and it astounds me how many people have issue with this because it is the backbone of every single business, every single company, every single Spurt of growth or  downturn and growth and what I have found over the many many many many many many entrepreneurs and leaders and small business owners who I've helped that maybe didn't come to me for growing their business however that's where we always end up and it's about sales and marketing and most people have a very ugly relationship with sales and marketing most people actually don't even like sales they think sales is something that is done to people that is taking advantage of people that is something that is horrific to even do and I remember this one particular entrepreneur and his assistant actually uh got him to work with me because their company was taking a nose dive and she couldn't get him uh to move the needle on anything and when we really got in and started having conversations with him and his his frame of mind his beliefs uh about money about how products and sales worked and he was a brilliant inventor he is a brilliant inventor and uh it was this really cool invention that was a safety opening knife and apparently it's in most places who have you know uh boxes that need to be open on a regular basis and it was pretty cool and somebody was trying to steal that idea from him and when we got into the business and his his psychology around the business we found out that he Lo literally load sales and he literally believed marketing was completely waste of time money and energy and the fact of the matter is this whole thing was really fascinating because he just hired this uh a year before marketing guy and a supposed sales guy and the really interesting thing is both of these people actually did the wrong thing in the wrong direction and it really hurt this my client sales and so once we got his issues with sales and how to deal with sales and selling and his beliefs around sales not that he had to do it but his beliefs around on them uh to turn around the lawsuits kind of miraculously started dropping away interestingly enough and we were able to help him uh identify the energy and the tone and the texture and the behaviors of the right marketing agency and then the right salesperson to come in and help him grow the company from it it was $1 million company and it was tanking to less than a million when I started helping them and now they're about a 20 or $30 million business I don't know where they're at at this point but it really started skyrocketing and so their dysfunction around the idea the beliefs the energy the attitude around sales and around marketing were so problematic that it was hurting the business and maybe maybe you get what I'm talking about I mean one of the reasons I got into sales and marketing is because I'm kind of shy and I thought I needed to learn how to talk to people that is the truth of it I saw my dad talking to everybody and I didn't I didn't quite understand how that worked and so I actually got into sales to get over my issues around talking with people it's kind of funny and I love marketing I love marketing because if something can be said in the right way you can actually help turn a whole idea around into something magical I'll give you one more story about a client and she had a food company and I kept saying you're saying the words in the wrong direction you're saying something that isn't really grasping the person who's going to pull it off the shelf in order to say they want that product and sure enough once I got her attitude about social media around marketing around selling uh sorted out and really healed and transformed uh and helped her see how to use those words properly in her marketing and in her packaging she got into 400 doors stores uh throughout the United States and so sales and marketing is crucial to make amends with so if you don't know what to do to make amends with sales and marketing let's just start with forgiving sales and forgiving marketing and forgiving that you need to do it and let's get started there and hey if you want some help in this and have a conversation on this I'm kind of good at it so reach out to me at sheevaunmoran.com and uh if you really want to level up massively then go to EpicLifeSuccessSummit.com I cannot wait to hear about your stories that are healed and transformed around sales and marketing it's going to make a radical difference -  have a beautiful day and see you soon.

We finally got around to discussing the Kosovo situation. And gaming with our dads. And the contest to see which of four sex dolls Vinny Mac will purchase

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Chicken moves from behind the camera to one of the seats. In this episode: Shaq as a DJ, clothes for big and small people, losing weight, and knowing your place in a comedy green room. Pour a drink, lay on your couch, and laugh. ------------------------------------- The Whiskey Brothers, Houston's #1 comedy podcast! Join The Whiskey Brothers Discord: https://discord.gg/HdsE77jd4T Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/whiskeybrothers Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rdsc3kAhZVaX9nBpnvEyQ?si=n3KUhBIkQMG5OhDL6UAUzg&dl_branch=1

Jonas Vingegaard er kommet i modvind i de belgiske medier, der mener at han burde arbejde mere for at sikre Wout van Aert en etapesejr. Vi kigger på strategien hos Jumbo og på UAE's flotte indledning. Casper P er med i studiet og taler blandt andet om Tourens første massespurt, hvor hans holdkammerat, Fabio Jakobsen, desværre igen mistede Mørkøvs hjul.

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This week, Jeremiah joins us as we dive into the strangest Gospel tract we've ever seen, as well as the story of Judah and Tamar! I wouldn't be surprised if you've sat through some very uncomfortable sermons about sex, marriage, and the roles of men and women thanks to the Evangelical interpretation of this story. Come along with us as we peel back the warm, sticky, pungent layers of this odd story sandwiched between chapters about Joseph. It's going to be fun! And if you want to jump in on the conversation, join our Discord (Linktree in our Instagram bio). Thanks for listening, and if you could, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you stream the show!

Big-Bang, Gang-Bang Theory: Part 5Howard's insecurity comes out, as he deals with guys who have bigger equipment.By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes oral, anal, & group sex)The story picks up with the morning after a group party at Leonard & Sheldon's apartment. Sheldon's sister, Missy; is in town and enjoying a hook up with Raj.Later, Leonard's old buxom fling, Physician Stephanie Barnett will join the storyline, as will the famous petite Physicist Elizabeth Plimpton, and Bernadette's former professor & lover, Glenn.Morning came very, very early for the entire group in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. Sheldon was the first to awaken and when he saw the naked Penny lying beside him, it finally hit him. He had come to sexual age and knew there was no turning back.Getting out of bed he took a long hot shower cleaning all of his cum and that of Penny, Priya and Amy off his sore body. Drying off he slipped back into his bedroom he quickly dressed and slipped out to the kitchen to get some breakfast, he was famished, no wonder after all the fucking he did last night, he needed nourishment.Making too much noise to sleep, Leonard, Amy, Priya and Bernadette woke up in the living room and began to stir.Priya looked at her watched; “Oh fuck, I'm going to be late for my flight! I need to shower and get out of here.” She ran into the bedroom where Missy and Raj were still sleeping. She gathered up her clothes and snuck out and took a quick shower. Dressing she headed out to the living room, seated on the sofa was Leonard, his head was thrown back and Amy and Bernadette were on either side of him, both licking his cock like a big Popsicle.Leonard had his one hand buried in Bernadette's thick unruly blonde hair as Amy slipped to the floor to suck on his tight balls.Priya cleared her throat and Leonard opened his eyes; “Oh hi Priya, just having my morning wood taken care of!”She giggled; “Oh I know about your morning wood Leonard, I've had many a day taking that in me, but I have to head back to Raj's place and pick up my bags and head to the airport. I'm just happy we were able to part ways on a good note. You have fun with Penny; that is if you can pry her away from Sheldon!”He came from the kitchen with a bowl of cereal and looked down at Bernadette; “You're in my spot!”She let out a groan and hopped up and took the same posture on the other side of Leonard.Sheldon continued; “You know Priya, you may just have a chance to stay with Leonard here. After last night I believe Penny fancies me more than old Leonard here!”Amy popped her mouth off of Leonard's nuts; “Hey Sheldon, what about me? I thought I was your girlfriend?”“Oh Amy, I think there is enough of Shelly here for the both of you!”“Well, if I'm going to share you with anyone, who better than my Bestie, Penny!”Leonard spoke up; “Hey, I'm right here and Penny's with me and not you Sheldon!”She scoffed; “Leonard, Leonard, Leonard, after last night, I think Penny will do whatever I tell her to do, just like when I rewarded her with chocolate, well I now found something she likes even better than chocolate, my penis!”Priya shook her head. “I just glad I'm leaving this loony bin!” She leaned over and gave Leonard a kiss; “Be well Leonard and maybe one day I'll come back and we can have some fun. After last night I think all of your sex lives will be a little more out in the open.”Before he could reply she was out the door and out of his life.Missy came stumbling out of the bedroom, she had thrown on one of Leonard's white shirts and it barely covered her hips and pussy. “Hey Shelly do you have any orange juice or tomato juice?“Yes we do Missy, in the fridge. Did you and Raj enjoy yourselves last night?”“Oh I did Shelly I did, have any vodka to add to this? I wanted to see if Raj enjoyed himself last night too, but when he woke and I asked him all he can do is nod! I think I need some alcohol in the morning pick-me-up to find out how well it went last night!”She found the vodka and pouring it into the glass of tomato juice; “Well off to unlock the voice of my dark brown lover, see ya later!”She passed Penny in the hallway as she headed back to the bedroom.Penny stumbled out to the living room dressed in her Nebraska jersey; “Oh my god, Leonard; don't you ever get enough?”He laughed as Bernadette and Amy slipped off his cock and balls and licking their lips took a seat near Leonard; “What? You are one to talk I heard you screaming and moaning well into the night!”“Well Leonard, I had to instruct Sheldon here on everything he read about in the book you and I got him!”“Yeah I know, but did you have to go from cover to cover all in one night?”She giggled; “Well I was fun and once he got started, well you know Sheldon, there's no stopping him. I'm headed over to my place to take a nice long bubble bath. I need to sore my sore, you know what. I'll be back later, maybe we can all talk about the great night we all had, Leonard! I sort of heard you having fun out here last night with all the ladies too!”“Well yeah, well you go get cleaned up, we'll talk later!”Bernadette popped up; “Mind if I join you, Penny?”Amy jumped up, “Oh me too, me too!”Alright you two, come on, I just hope there's enough space in the tub for the three of us. See you all later!“Leonard snuck into his bedroom, but it was empty and then he heard the shower running and Raj and Missy laughing in there. He threw on a t-shirt and shorts and headed back out to the kitchen.Sheldon was watching television. He ignored him and made breakfast for himself. Taking a seat on the sofa they both sat in silence as they watched the Discovery Channel.Leonard finally spoke; "So Sheldon, tell me, how was your night with Penny?”Sheldon put his empty bowl down and turning towards Leonard began; “Oh Leonard it was amazing! I now see why Penny is always calling out to a deity when the two of you are fucking! She did it so many times I was looking for him to come down and answer her!”Leonard laughed; “Well I can see the change in you, just saying fucking rather than coitus is a big step for you. What do you have planned for today?”“Well Leonard, the world is my oyster and I'm going to take it free and easy today and go where life takes me today.”“I'm very proud of you Sheldon, but we need to talk about Penny. You do know we are back together don't you?”“Oh yes Leonard, but I told her that casa Sheldon is open to her whenever she feels like partaking in my lovemaking. Are you okay with that Leonard?”“Well if Penny wants that, the two of us will have to talk about it, but I guess if I can share Penny with you, you can share Amy and Missy with me!”“Deal roommate, I'll have to add that to our roommate agreement!”“No need Sheldon, I don't think the gals will like having their coitus activities writing into any agreement!”“Agreed, now please be quiet so I can watch my show!”Leonard heard Raj and Missy giggling in the hallway and then heard the bedroom door slam closed. He hurried into the bathroom, tossed off his shirt and shorts and jumped into the shower. He let the hot spray cover his sweat crusted body and as he finished he began stroking his cock. The image of Penny and Sheldon popped into his head. They were fucking like crazy as he stroked his cock. He was suddenly shaken from his fantasy vision when he heard Sheldon pounding on the door.“Leonard, Leonard, Leonard?”“Yes Sheldon?”“I need to pee-pee!”“Well come in and go, I'm taking a shower!” He was surprised when Sheldon came in and relieved himself and washing his hands left the bathroom.Leonard closed his eyes, but the vision of Penny and Sheldon was gone. Turing off the water he stepped out and dried himself. Putting the shirt and shorts back on he went back out to the living room.Missy and Raj were out there, they snuggled and seeing Missy nearly nude body caused his cock to come to life.Missy was sitting there munching on toast and jam; her legs were crossed, showing her gorgeous thighs nearly up to her big tight ass. Still wearing Leonard's shirt, two sizes too small her large tits threatened to burst free from their confinement.Raj was wearing his shirt and slack, but couldn't stop smiling.Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Leonard jumped up and he was shocked to see who was at the door. Howard was there, but that wasn't who shocked him. Standing behind him were Dr. Stephanie Barnett, Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton and Bernadette's old boyfriend and teacher Glenn.Leonard stepped to the side; “Come on in guys! Howard, where did you meet up with these three?”Howard laughed his nervous laugh; “Well you guys know I went to the hospital to get a penal implant and extension, guess who was doing the procedure, Dr. Stephanie here! Well we got to talking and I told her how I wanted my penis to look like Bernadette's old lover Glenn. I just so happened to have his number on me and giving him a call he came over and Stephanie made a mold of his penis and he hung around, so to speak to see how the procedure went. While waiting he ran into an old colleague of his and yours too Leonard, Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton, you remember her Leonard, the sexual freak!”Elizabeth smiled at Leonard; “I was told by Howard here that you broke up with that bitch from India what was her name, Priya?”Raj spoke up; “Hey Elizabeth, that's my sister you're speaking ill of!”“Oh, I'm sorry, Raj!”“That's okay Elizabeth, she is a bitch, but I can say it because she's my sister!”In her uncertain voice Stephanie spoke up; “So, Leonard; Howard told us that Priya was leaving for India, does that make you available again?”She had that insecure look on her face, but before Leonard responded, he took in her figure, there was a lot, lot less of it and she looked incredible!She must have dropped a good fifty pounds and her red hair had grown out and it hung sexily halfway down her back. He gazed upon her chest, down to her tiny waist and her gorgeous legs, she was perfect.“Well Stephanie, to tell you the truth Penny and I are once again together!”“Oh no, once again I'm too late!”Raj spoke up; “Don't be so sure, Leonard; the way Sheldon and Penny were going at it, you may want to check with her first before saying you are now a couple again!”While all of this was happening, Missy finally left Raj's side and was cuddling up to her brother, Sheldon; “You know, Shelly; after watching Raj and Priya going at it last night and knowing what a fantastic time you gave Penny, last night, maybe the two of us should hook up?”Sheldon shook his head; “I'm not sure that would be such a great thing Missy, isn't that incest?”“Yeah, but that is what makes it even more exciting!”“We'll see Missy, we'll see!”While this was going on, Elizabeth took a seat next to Raj and was cuddling up to him, her wrap-around dress was halfway undone and she was casually sliding her hand up and down his thigh.Howard spoke up; “Where is my woman, anyways?”Leonard spoke up; “After the wild night Penny had with Sheldon here; Penny, Amy and Bernadette went over to Penny's to bathe and get cleaned up.”I think the two of us will sneak over there and surprise them, are you game Glenn?“"Lead the way, Howard; I wouldn't mind seeing Penny again, too. We had a wild time last time I drove her home from the symposium.”The two of them headed over to see what was going on at Penny's.Elizabeth and Raj were really getting into it now, as Liz had had Raj's pants down around his ankles and was now working on his shorts.Raj had her dress completely open now and just about had it completely off her shoulders.Leonard stood in the kitchen with Stephanie behind him.She was slowly sliding her lithe body along his back and her hands came around and stroked his chest as the two of them watched Raj and Liz go at it. On the other end of the sofa Missy had her shirt completely unbuttoned and she had one of her large dark-nippled tits poised above Sheldon's lips.He let out a moan of submission and raising his head covered on of his sister's tits with his lips. His hands traveled up and down her gorgeous legs and as they parted he found her thick lipped pussy and rolled the lips back to uncover her stiff clit.Howard and Glenn entered Penny's apartment, the door was left unlocked and as they moved down the hall to her bathroom they both heard giggling, laughing and an occasional moan.Howard pushed open the door which was slightly ajar and Penny was against one end of the bathtub, she was completely covered in bubbles, her long blonde hair was plastered to her head and covered with mounds of shampoo suds.Bernadette had her back to Penny, but facing Amy. The two of them were also covered in bubbles as was their heads. Bernadette's hands were slipping and sliding all along Amy's back and as Bernadette leaned back Penny's hands came up and began plucking away at Bernadette's full firm tits.Howard's eyes lit up when he saw his bride-to-be turn her head and lower her lips to Penny's.Their tongues shot out and danced from one mouth to the other.Amy's legs came out and they wrapped around Bernadette's full thighs and their scissoring action caused the water to slap about and out of the tub. When she did this a lot of the bubbles was washed off of Penny and Bernadette's body and now Howard and Glenn watched the three sets of hands caressing and rubbing other naked bodies.Penny screamed out in surprise when she saw Howard and Glenn standing there; “What the fuck! Who let you in?”Glenn smiled as he approached the tub; “Well Penny we were across the way at Leonard's and he told us where the three of you went and thought we'd come over and see if you needed anyone to scrub your backs!”She laughed; “Yes I just bet you want to scrub our backs!”He took a seat on the edge of the tub, his long dark hairy legs rubbed up against her silky skinned arm; “Well Penny I figured I could start there and work my way around to whatever else you needed washing.”Amy sat there and stared at the gap in Glenn's shorts. She noticed he wasn't wearing underwear and she licked her lips as she watched his big black cock begin to swell. She looked up at him and he caught her staring; “Woo…Woo…Woo” that was all that came from her mouth.Howard took a seat next to Glenn and beside Bernadette; “How about you, Bernadette, would you like me to wash your back too?”“No that won't be necessary, Howard; Penny's boobies did a great job on my back.”Penny leaned into Bernadette and whispered; “I don't really think he meant just your back Bernadette!”Bernadette's eyes opened wide; “Oh…Oh I get it, well it is a little crowded here in the tub right now. So tell me how did the procedure go, Howard?  Good, I hope, I hope, I hope!”“Well Bernadette; I went in a tiny Jewish boy and came out a big black man, if you get my drift. As a matter of fact I called Glenn here to be the model for my new penis."Oh my, you mean I'm going to marry the best of both worlds? I get the man I love and the cock I love too?”Glenn looked over at Bernadette and she started blushing.“Did I just say that or did I think it?”Penny laughed; “Oh, Bernadette; you said it alright!”By now the bubbles began to dissipate and their naked bodies began to appear.Amy stood up quickly and pulled one of the towels over and wrapped it about her body; I believe it is getting a little crowded in here. I'll dry off and head back over to Sheldon's apartment. Penny, do you have an extra robe I can wear until I get my clothes from Sheldon's apartment?“"Sure Amy there should be one hanging on the inside of my closet door, have fun over there from what I heard things are heating up there already, right Howard?”“Oh yes my dear, just like I hope it's going to heat up here?”Bernadette giggled; “Oh Howie, you are such a kidder!”Penny reached around and cupping Bernadette's two huge tits, she thumbed the rubbery tips; “Oh Bernadette I don't think he was kidding. Were any of us kidding last night?”“Oh, oh I get it now. Well it all started off last night with a bit of kidding, but I guess you are right, it didn't turn out that way!”“What, what happened last night Bernadette?”“Oh Howard it was amazing, it all started off innocent, but before it was all over, there were women on women, two and three men on one woman and even brother-on-sister, it was a night I'll never forget!”“Ah, ah, ah, ah, Son of a bitch, and I missed it?”Penny started laughing; “Oh poor Howard, missed out again, but don't you worry, if this morning is any indication, it'll just be wilder than yesterday. I just don't think I can take Sheldon's huge cock up my ass again today. It is sore as hell, that's why I'm soaking in the tub!”Howard's jaw dropped; “Son of a bitch, you took Sheldon up that pretty little ass of yours?”“Oh Howard, how sweet, but yes and his cock is even larger than Glenn's here.”Bernadette giggled; “Oh yes, Howard; it is definitely bigger than Glenn's I can attest to that first hand!”Again Howard was shocked; “Son of a bitch, again outdone, I can't catch a break here!”“What are you talking about, Howard?” Bernie inquired.“Well Bernadette, you had Glenn's big dick in you, and I wanted to be as good as him. Now I find out you fucked Sheldon's whose cock is even larger!”Penny slapped Howard on the back of the head; Get over it, Howie! There will always be one bigger or better. Bernadette loves you, isn't that enough?“"I guess you're right Penny, sorry Bernadette!”:Oh that's okay Howard, like Penny said there will always be someone bigger, but I doubt if there will ever be one as big or as good as Sheldon's, right Penny”Oh you got that right girlfriend, fuck after Sheldon I'm rethinking my relationship with Leonard, just kidding, but he was fantastic. He read that book we gave him and with his memory, he remembered everything and let me tell you, he did them all flawlessly!““Oh Penny, you are so right on, there. I just hope I can hop on the Sheldon train again, woo, woo!”Glenn pulled off his shirt and tossed it aside; “Enough about Sheldon, how about us Penny? I think Howard is itching to try out his new weapon, right Howard?”“Oh you got that right, Glenn; but I may be a little sore yet.” Howard whined.Penny scoffed; “I don't want to hear anything about being sore, after Sheldon in all three of my holes, I'm the one who is sore. I couldn't even walk straight this morning, but like Glenn said enough about Sheldon. Glenn, how about you drop those shorts, and let me suck on that big black cock of yours!”He stood before her and unzipping his shorts they fell around his ankles, kicking them aside he leaned over and offered his stiff black cock for her to suck.Bernadette saw it and reacted; “Um, I forgot just how yummy your cock was Glenn; hopefully before the day is over I'll get to sample it once again.”Glenn smiled at her; “Oh Honey I remember how tight that ass of yours was. I sure hope I can do more than just have you sample it!”She giggled; “Oh Glenn, you always know the right thing to say.”Howard broke in; “Bernadette, remember I had my cock made to look just like Glenn's here, want to see?”“Oh of course, Howie; but it will always be Glenn's cock and it will always be white, but sure let's have a look at it.”“Oh wow, Bernadette; you don't have to sound so enthusiastic about it.”“I'm sorry, Howard; let me see that big boy now!”Howard eagerly dropped his pants and it looked exactly like Glenn's with the exception of being rather red from the recent operation. The other noticeable difference was that it looked out of place against his pale white scrawny body.Glenn's fit him perfectly because of his color and built, it looked exactly as it shouldBernadette slowly wrapped her small fingers around the shaft and it throbbed in her hand and surprisingly it excited her, mainly because she loved the man behind the cock, not because the cock was as it appeared.Howard winched slightly as she stroked the dry cock, so when she spat on it and began to coat his cock with her saliva he relaxed and the pleasure of her lips and hand outweighed the tiny pain from the operation.Both Penny and Bernadette worked on the matching white and black cocks. Their wet blonde hair flew about their faces as they bobbed up and down on the two huge dicks.Penny and Bernadette worked their tiny hands up and down the shafts and before long both Glenn and Howard were moaning and groaning. They both pulled their saliva covered cocks from their mouths and at nearly the same exact time started cumming all over their pretty little faces.Penny and Bernadette both let out loud squeals and continued to jerk the cocks before them. Spurt after creamy spurts covered their faces and dripped down to their heaving tits.The guys slumped to the floor and lay there panting. Their cocks leaped and stayed stiff when they looked up and saw Penny and Bernadette licking the cum from the other's face and tits. The sound of their sucking and slurping filled the tiny bathroom and once completed devoid of cum, they embraced and both slowly slid under the water.They came up giggling and laughing looking like water nymphs, their blonde hair clung to their heads, lashes covered on water droplets and their tits swayed back and forth with streams of water running off of them.Glenn reached out for Penny, but she pushed him away; “Oh, no you don't! Why don't the two of you get dressed and head back over to the other apartment while Bernadette and I dry off and make ourselves all pretty for all of you hung studs!”Howard smiled when he heard what Penny called him; “Hung Studs, huh? Okay we'll be there, but don't be too long or we may just have to keep ourselves entertained with the other ladies over there!”Bernadette in her Mrs. Wolowitz voice replied; “Sure Howard just try it!”They all laughed as Glenn and Howard slipped back into their pants and Penny and Bernadette stepped out of the tub.Bubbles rolled off their bodies and Glenn had to be pulled from the bathroom by Howard or he would have attacked Bernadette.When they opened the door to Leonard's apartment they stopped dead in their tracks. Everyone was fucking like rabbits.In the kitchen, Leonard was behind Stephanie, her dress was hiked up about her waist and she was lying flat on the counter. He was driving his cock in and out of her dripping pussy. He had a grip of her nearly waist length bright red hair and was pulling her back against his invading cock.She was rolling her head from side to side as she squealed and moaned out while his swollen balls slapped against her sensitive clit. “Oh my god Leonard, I missed your cock in my pussy, deeper, deeper, oh yes, just like that. I'm going to cum, harder, harder!”Leonard pumped her deeper and harder and as she came he pulled his cock from her pussy, she quickly slid to the floor and took his heavy load all over her pretty face and silky red hair.In his spot, Sheldon was sitting nearly on his back as his sister rode his huge cock, she was naked except for the shirt she had on earlier. It was now draped loosely around her waist. She leaned forward and fed her huge tits to her brother and Sheldon greedily sucked on both stiff tips.Below them Amy, still wearing Penny's robe was on her knees, she was licking away at Sheldon's cock and balls as it slid in and out of Missy.Missy would let out a groan whenever Amy's tongue found her clit or stabbed at her puckered asshole.On the arm chair near Sheldon was Elizabeth and Raj. Elizabeth had her knees deep in the seat cushion and was leaning over the back of the arm chair. Raj was behind her plowing his dark stiff cock in and out of her peaches and cream body.Her thick bright pink cunt lips were molded around his cock and they glistened in the light of the room. Large amounts of her cum juices were flowing out as she already came twice.Raj grabbed hold of her long bright red hair and pulling it all together tugged on it pulling her back against his chocolate brown body. He took one hand and wrapped it around her body and it molded her medium sized tit. It was nearly void of any areole but the thick stiff bright pink nipple poked through his fingers as he rubbed the lily white mound of flesh.Glenn and Howard couldn't stand by any longer without joining in.Glenn moved around behind the arm chair and stood on an ottoman, his cock was level now with Elizabeth's head. Her bright green eyes nearly popped out of her head when she watched him drop his shorts and his huge black cock bobbed up and down before her.Liz tried to wrap her tiny white fingers around the black shaft, but her fingers wouldn't meet. She leaned forward and rolled her tongue around and around and around the large black mushroomed head. Once she got it all nice and wet she began sliding her head and hand up and down the shaft in unison and getting into a rhythm, she really worked that big cock.Her saliva was dripping onto his balls as she picked up the pace and with each downward motion she took more and more of his cock into her oral cavity. Every once in a while she would pull his cock from her mouth and just using her tongue would flick back and forth across the pee hole and the sensitive underside producing a loud groan from Glenn's throat.Behind them Howard dropped his pants and kneeling behind the wiggling ass of Amy's, threw up Penny's thin robe and planting a few wet kisses on her ass and already wet pussy, rose up and gripping his cock shoved it balls deep in one swift thrust all the way into Amy's cunt.Amy let out a loud groan and pulled her head from between Missy's and Sheldon's thighs.“Oh fuck yes Howard, oh my god Bernadette was so wrong. Your cock is heavenly, now fuck me, fuck me good and hard!”Sheldon lifted his head from between Missy's slick tits and belted out; “Hey Howard, who gave you permission to fuck my girlfriend?”“Oh, let me see, the same person who gave you permission to fuck my fiancé, Bernadette; last night!”"Oh I guess you're correct. Howard, carry on!”Howard picked up the pace and now was fucking Amy's extremely tight pussy like a house afire.Sheldon groaned out; “That's it Howard fuck her harder, she's sucking my balls even better than before and if she keeps it up, I'm going to cum soon in Missy's pussy!”When Missy heard this and felt Amy's lizard-like tongue strumming on her clit she rode Sheldon even faster. She tightened and crushing Sheldon's face tight against her large pillow-like tits, started cumming.When Amy saw the creamy mixture of Missy's and Sheldon's cum oozing out of her cunt she licked even faster and she started cumming too.Sheldon thrust his thick long cock faster and faster in his sister's pussy and let go stream after thick hot stream of cum up into her womb.Amy besides herself gripped the shooting cock from Missy's cunt and before she could cover it with her mouth it shot two more volleys across her face and down her throat covering her swaying tits. She collapsed against Sheldon and Missy, Howard's cock was covered in Amy's juices and it bobbed up and down looking for somewhere to slide into.Stephanie slipped into the bathroom to clean-up and Leonard slipped back into his pants and made a pot of coffee.Missy rolled off of Sheldon and flopped down naked beside her brother.Amy rested her cum covered face against Sheldon's thigh as she lovingly stroked his flaccid cock.Howard was sitting on the floor, his large cock, still stiff and covered in Amy's juices; he was trapped between Amy and Raj who was still fucking Elizabeth.Elizabeth was pushing back against his cock harder and harder and as she came, her knees slipped from the cushion and she came crashing down on Raj.Raj lost his balance and fell against Howard. When Raj turned his head, his mouth was inches from Howard's cum slick cock. He tried desperately to clamor away, but Elizabeth was atop his, his cock still buried in her creaming pussy.Glenn was still standing behind the arm chair, his saliva covered cock stiff and swaying in the air.Just then Penny and Bernadette came into the apartment, Bernadette's mouth dropped open and her eyes were as wide as saucers when she saw the position Howard was in. In her Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; “Howard what are you homo or something. Get your cock out of Raj's face!”To be continued in part 6.By baranbrat for Literotica

Leonard's Punishment & Sheldon's Superior Wood By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes voyeurism, domination, and coupling)Leonard had completed his confession of voyeurism, and oral experiences with the sleeping Penny.  Sheldon was obsessively reorganizing her apartment at 2:30 in the morning, and Leonard's original mission to extract Sheldon, had turned into a much worse violation of Penny's privacy.Leonard got up to leave and once again she yelled out; “God damn it, sit your ass down! I don't condone what you did, but I understand how your libido can get away from you. Hmm, I never used that word before; I must be getting these words from being around you and Sheldon. Never mind that, but what I'm going to do now is to get even with you, take care of my frustrations and at the same time take any doubts about me that you have in that geeky brain of yours. You better do exactly what I say or I just may still call the police, got it?”He nodded; “Yes Penny, I'll do whatever you say, again I'm sorry and it will never happen again!”She giggled; “Stop apologizing, okay here is what I want you to do.” She slouched down, and at the same time she pulled her legs up & placed her bare feet on the sofa, her heels were on the edge. She looked seductively at Leonard as she slowly parted her thighs and her pussy was already moist. Just thinking about doing this, made her hot. Her robe parted and she shrugged her shoulders and it fell from her shoulders. She sat there, legs spread, dressed in only her tank-top, her nipples had stiffened and were poking through the thin material.She licked her lips and stared at him with those dark green eyes, she tossed her light blonde hair over her shoulder. In a sultry voice she commanded; “I want you to slip out of those boxers. I want you to sit there and slowly stroke your cock for me. Yes I call it a cock and not a penis. I'm going to sit over her and play with my pussy. I want you to watch what I'm doing and you are, under no circumstances to stand, come over here or touch me. That will be your punishment. I'm going to strip off my shirt and you can stare at me to your heart's content. I'm going to make myself cum and I want you to cum. You're not leaving here until we both do, do you understand?”He licked his lips and nodded.“Alright already, why haven't you begun?” She scolded as she spread her legs and slowly began petting her pussy. She slid her fingers up and down her slit and her digits were wet in seconds. She slid it upwards and finding her clit, she unhooded the stiffened button. Her eyes started to glass over, she bit down on her lower lip and as she let out a tiny moan, she locked eyes on Leonard.Leonard couldn't do anything but look at what Penny was doing. He licked his palm and gripping his cock, he started stroking it slowly. He squeezed it then slid his boxers off. He used one hand to cup his swollen nut sack. His mouth was open and he was breathing heavily through his mouth. He was close to cumming already, but didn't want her to stop, so he slowed his stroking. He couldn't believe when she reached down and with her free hand quickly jerked her camisole up and over her head. His eyes bugged out as he watched her large, heavy breasts come into view. They swayed and jiggled and his mouth began to water.Penny smiled when she saw the reaction from Leonard when he first caught sight of her tits. She used her biceps to push her tits together. She now had two fingers sliding in and out of her oozing pussy. They were glistening in the light that flowed through her window. When she pulled them out, she raised them to her lips and licked them; “Um, Leonard, I know why you had to taste me, I'm so sweet and I just love how slippery my juices are.” She dipped them back in and picked up the pace. Her pussy was making a squishy sound as she pumped her fingers in and out. Her juices were running out of her cunt and ran down between her cheeks. It gathered around her puckered hole. Penny used her other hand, she dipped it into her wet well and raised it to her stiff, puckered nipples. She covered them in her juice. She twisted them and tugged on them so hard, her tit rose and she let out a loud groan when she released the turgid peak and watched it swayed back in place. She locked in on Leonard's cock and moaned out; “Faster Leonard, squeeze your cock harder and stroke it faster. I want to see you shoot your hot cum all over your belly. Faster, faster, stroke it faster!”Leonard was beyond excited as his eyes darted from her tits, back to her pussy and to her face. He loved how her face was contorted in lust. He knew she was close to cumming, so was he. He needed to wait and see her cum, but when he heard her urging him on with such nasty talk, he lost it. He felt his cock spasm and he stroked it faster. He bent his cock upward and suddenly his hot, creamy cum started shooting out of his cock. It shot over a foot in the air and landed on his heaving belly. Spurt after creamy spurt flew out of his cock and landed on his belly. He was totally spent, falling back to the chair, he kept watching her and when he heard her let out a loud gurgling growl, he knew she was cumming too.Penny bucked and jammed her fingers deep into her pussy. Her heavy tits swayed and bounced upon her chest as she started cumming. Her head rolled back and after seeing Leonard's cock swell and begin to shoot his hot cum all over his belly, she lost it. She felt her pussy contract and close around her fingers. She loved this feeling and shoved her fingers in as deep as she could, she held it there and let her pussy clutch at her fingers. After a few minutes, she drew her fingers from her cunt. The sticky cream webbed on her fingers and she groaned when she looked at it. She parted and closed her fingers and loved how that looked. She couldn't sit there any longer.Penny slipped off the couch and on her knees she crawled over to Leonard. She wormed her way between his legs and hovered over his twitching cock. She kept her promise and avoided his cock. Leaning over him, her long, shiny and silky hair swayed over his thighs and cock. Her lips came in contact with his belly and her tongue flicked out and she began lapping up the cum he shot all over his belly. At the same time, she planted her goo covered fingers at his parted lips. She ran them around and she let out a low grunt when he opened his mouth and avidly licked and sucked at them.Leonard's hand came up and grabbing her by the wrist, he held it at his mouth and like a rabid dog; he sucked, licked and nipped at her sticky fingers. He sucked them deep into his mouth and he was in heaven. He groaned when he felt her silky hair swishing all over his lower body. He looked down and shook when he saw those gorgeous green eyes of hers staring back at him. “Oh my god Penny, you're so fucking sexy. Please, please suck it. Oh fuck I'm going to go insane it you don't suck on it.”She smile turned into a grin. Her tongue came out and it was covered in all of the cum she collected from his belly. She drew it into her mouth and made a production of swallowing it. Opening her mouth, she showed him it was all gone. She gently held his cock with the tips of two fingers, she turned it to one side, she slid lower and her tongue flicked out and stabbed at his nut sack. She rose up and hovered over his cock. She let out several bursts of hot breath all over his already stiff cock. She let go of his cock and before he could react, she stood up, walked over to the couch and picked up her robe. She briefly wiggled her gorgeous, tight ass at Leonard and slipped into the robe. She tied it tightly about her lush body. She walked over to the door and opening it, she turned to Leonard; “I think we're about even now Leonard. You better never do anything like you did last night ever again, now get out, I need a nice long hot shower!”Leonard was in shock, he picked up his boxers and struggled into them and after managing to get it up over his still stiff cock, he stumbled out the door. He turned to apologize again, but before he could say anything, Penny slammed the door in his face.Leonard walked dejected into his apartment and sat at his desk and began composing an apology to end all apologies. It took him over an hour to transcribe and when he was done, he opened his door and walking over to Penny's door, he tried to slide it under her door.Penny suddenly opened the door; “Hi.”Leonard looks up; “Oh!”She stared down at him and in a very quizzical voice said; “What's going on?”He stands up from the crouched position and while still holding his note clears his throat; “Um…here's the thing.” He opens his note and starts talking gibberish about Oppenheimer and the atomic bomb and his regret his participation in what was at the very least, an error in judgement. He went on about mistakes in judgements and Madam Curie.He continued to ramble on and Penny stopped him. She drew him to her, gave him a hug and whispered in his ear; “Leonard, we're okay!” She gave him a kiss on the cheek and turned and closed the door.Leonard went back to his apartment; he was so stunned he crashed into the door.The next day Leonard and Sheldon offered to help Penny put her entertainment center together. Sheldon was on his knees sorting things out, while Leonard read off the contents of the parts. He turned to Penny who was dressed is short skin tight jeans and a very revealing powder blue pullover top. He looks longingly at her and he can't help but stare at her cleavage, a lot of her breasts were on display; “Um Penny it's the least we could do considering…”Sheldon scoffed; “Considering what? How great this place looks?”Just then Raj and Howard broke in about the inadequate instructions. Sheldon and Leonard went over and a major discussion went on about how to improve the entertainment center. They went on and on and then Penny spoke up; “It looked pretty good in the store.”They ignored her and continued to discuss how to make it more efficient for her TV, stereo, sound system and more. She blurted out; “Hey guys I got this!”Sheldon was the only one really hearing her, he put up his hand; “Hold on Penny!” They went on and on about the improvements and she repeated her concerns; “Listen guys, this is actually really simple.”Howard stopped and said sarcastically; “Hold on honey, men at work.”It was Penny's turn to be sarcastic seeing she wasn't being heard; “Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes.”They stopped and she thought they heard her, but in reality they were figuring out their last improvement. Little did she know, but Sheldon really did hear her.She shook her head in amazement and she continued to work on putting it together.They all agreed on the improvements and agreed to meet back there in an hour with the items needed for the implementation of their ideas. They all left without saying goodbye to her.As the door slammed shut, she looked on and continued to put it together the furniture and she looked around; “Okay, this place does look pretty good.”Just then there was another knock on the door. She opened it and Sheldon was standing there; “Oh hi Sheldon, did you forget something?”He took a step into the apartment and closed the door; “No Penny, I sent Leonard to the junkyard on his own. Salvage yards are so disorganized. It would have driven me crazy to go back. Besides, I think I'm banned from most of them, because of past attempts at intervention which they rudely rebuffed.”Sheldon continued; “I had to speak to you. You think I didn't hear your sarcasm, but I did. I believe it is a little hot in here. I'm waiting, come on, take off your clothes, look I'll join you.”She stood there in awe as he removed his t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. Standing there in his tightie-whities he threw out one hip and waited. “Come on Penny, we only have an hour. I think you also owe me for making this garbage pit into an inhabitable place to reside in.” Before she could reply, he stepped forward and curled his open hand around her neck and clutching at her soft, silky hair he drew her to his body.Penny opened her mouth to protest and suddenly his mouth closed on hers. He pulled her tight to his nearly naked body and as he increased the magnitude of the kiss, he felt her resistance waning. Her hands slid down his slender back and clutched at his ass, still in those briefs. She began kissing him back and groaned into his mouth when she felt his sizeable hard-on poking her in the belly. Unable to break away and little by little, not wanting to, she wormed her way between the two of them and slid her hands into the waistband of his briefs.Penny tore her mouth off of his and her eyes went wide; “Oh my god Sheldon, your cock is huge!” She was under his spell and after the brief, but enjoyable mutual masturbation she had with Leonard, she was as horny as all get out. She slowly sank to her knees and gripping his briefs, she struggled to lower them. When she managed to pull his shorts down over his erect length; she sucked in her breath and her jaw dropped; “Oh my god, this is amazing. Let me tell you Sheldon, I've seen my share of stiff cocks, but you're a lot bigger than any I've ever seen.”She leaned in to take him into her mouth and he stopped her; “Oh no Penny, you can't. Not until you thank me for doing such a fantastic job organizing your apartment. Oh and one other thing, you said you were hot, but I'm the only one naked, lose the clothes and then you can sample my penis!”She giggled; “I never ever heard a man call it a penis, especially when I was about to give him a blow-job. Oh one other thing, thank you Sheldon, you did a tremendous job on my apartment. Now let's see if you can do me as well, as you did my apartment!” She stood and took his by the hand and led him to the bedroom. After pushing back onto the bed, she crossed her arms and drew the sexy top off in one swift move. She tossed it to the floor. She reached for her Jeans and unbuttoned them and Sheldon stopped her.“Penny, I just cleaned this room, do you think that is where your top should go?” He looked at her large swaying tits and he began to drool. He stroked his cock and this caught Penny's attention.“I promise to pick that up and my jeans, but only after you take care of me.” She tugged off her jeans and removed her tiny thong and slid seductively onto the bed. In the process, she draped her silky hair along his slender legs, up to his straining cock. She gripped it in one hand and stroked it up and down as she slid higher and planted a hot, toe-curling kiss on his lips.She rained kisses all over his face, neck and chest. She nibbled at his nipples as she continued stroking his cock. She hovered over the pulsating piece of meat and opening her mouth wide, she let out a puff of hot air. She heard Sheldon let out a loud groan and thrust his hips upward. She smiled up at him; “Oh you like that do you? Do you like eating pussy too?”He stared down into her mesmerizing green eyes and nodded; “Why don't you spin around and let me show you just how good I am at that!”She didn't have to be asked twice, she was so turned on from earlier today and seeing Sheldon's monstrous cock, she was beyond excited. She continued to stroke him, but slid back up his body. She fed him her tits and for a couple of minutes, she was in heaven as he feasted on them and her puckered nipples and large bright pink areoles. She pulled back and scooted up higher and she offered him her already dripping pussy. She let out a squeal when he gripped her by the hips and pulled her cunt tightly to his open and ready mouth.Penny arched her back, thrusting her pussy against his incredible mouth and tongue, and at the same time she reached back and caught his cock again, stroking it harder and faster. She needed to taste it and lifting off his mouth, she spun around and repositioning herself, she lowered her pussy back down to his mouth and at the same time opened her mouth and enveloped his stiff cock.It was a race to see who could get the other off the quickest, Sheldon won out. Penny had a head start with Leonard and was already hot as a firecracker. She experienced a mind numbing orgasm, sending a river of her creamy juices into Sheldon's mouth.He drank it all down and tried to think about anything, but what Penny was doing to his cock. It was impossible and yet he was able to hold off.Penny had an honorary master's degree in Fellatio Sciences. She teased him and got her fill of cock at the same time. Her lips ran up and down the length of him as her hand followed and kept him at the brink of cumming. She ran her body up and down his thighs, scraping her stiff nipples and heavy tits all while she continued to suck at his cock. She finally opened her mouth wide enough; she took him into her mouth. Her tongue never stopped flicking out and swabbing his shaft as she bobbed up and down. She smiled when she heard him groaning. She felt his tongue, tongue-fucking her pussy, she already came once and the way he was licking her, she was close to yet another one. She could stay this way for hours, but she knew the other guys would be back soon and she wanted this monstrous cock deep in her pussy. She wanted first to see how far she could take this cock. She hasn't had a cock in her mouth that she haven't had down her throat and her lips around their root. She knew this one was going to be a challenge. Her nostrils flared as she began sliding down his shaft, inch by inch she took it in. Her eyes began to water and a loud gurgling came from her throat. She still had a few inches to swallow, but wasn't able to accomplish what she wanted to do.She pulled off his cock, it was drenched in her thick saliva and she was just about to try again when she felt Sheldon latch onto her clit. He strummed her clit and using his tongue, flicked it back and forth. At the same time, he drove two fingers into her dripping snatch. She pulled off his cock and sat straight up. She ground her pussy against his incredible mouth and letting out a tiny scream, she started cumming again.She left his cock, making note to conquer that monster at a later date. She swung her legs off his head and twisting around, threw her leg over his waist. She reached back and gripped his thick cock in her fist. She loved how it felt in her hand, hard as a rock, yet soft and silky to the feel. She knew it would feel even better in her cunt. She wedged it in-between her fat, slick lips. She slowly and steadily lowered her body. Inch by inch she took that monster into her lush body. She was panting and moaning continually and she thrust her hips forward and backward as she tried to take the remaining inches into her pussy. She planted her hands on his chest and threw her head back. She let out another groan when she looked down and Sheldon had captured both of her heaving tits in his palms.Sheldon looked up at her and knew he was lucky. He never had a woman as gorgeous and as experienced as Penny. He loved playing with her tits. He twisted and plucked at her nipples and when she leaned forward to offer them to him, he caught one in his lips and sucked and nipped at it. He felt her cunt tighten around his cock and he knew she was cumming yet again.With her ass raised high and her leaning over his body, this gave his the space to begin fucking her at the pace he wanted. He pumped up and down into her receptive cunt. He was in overdrive as he fucked her harder, deeper and faster. The two of them were panting wildly as they both were on the verge of cumming.Penny sat straight up on his prone body. She planted her feet on the bed astride him and started riding him faster and faster. She lost all control and started cumming again.When she collapsed onto him, he rolled her onto her back and plowed into her even harder. He slammed his cock into her one more time and grinding his hips from side to side, he exploded filling her pussy with his hot cream. He came and came and came. He filled her to overflowing and it began seeping out of her, even though his cock created a tight seal around her stretched pussy.Penny captured his mouth with her own, and as she slowly came down from the intense orgasm, she kissed him passionately as tiny tremors continued to pulsate through her luscious body.After a few minutes, Sheldon rolled off of her. She sccoted down and took his cum-coated cock into her mouth and sucked on him until he was stiff again. She swallowed a mixture of both of their cums and giggled.Soon she jumped out of bed and scampered into the bathroom. As she closed the door she yelled out; “You better clean up before the guys get back here and catch you naked in my bed.He ran into the kitchen and washed off in the sink and just as he fastened his pants, Leonard knocked on the door. Sheldon flopped down on the sofa and yelled out; “Come in!”Soon afterwards, Raj and Howard returned. They assembled Penny's entertainment center and they all noticed how glowing Penny was as she came out of her bedroom, her hair was wet and her entire body was flushed.. As they left the apartment, she kissed Leonard, Howard, and Raj on the cheek and thanked them for putting her center together. Lastly, she grabbed Sheldon and planted a hot kiss on his lips. She nuzzled his neck and whispered to him; “Next time Sheldon, I plan to swallow all eleven inches of you.”He kissed her neck and chuckled; “Aw, wrong Penny, it's twelve inches!” He closed the door behind him before she could reply.To be continued in part 5.By baranbrat for Literotica

How about a budget analysis without a 'Spurt in sight?Yes we had a federal budget this week. And yes it was in the context of recalibrating a budget that was formulated by the opposition just before it lost the election. So this is the budget that gives the new government its baseline; a budget to match its immediate policy changes. Anne and Kev do their due diligence with MMT-advocate Avis Williamson, to look at what this budget says about the Labor government's policies.We also ask, what is an advocate of Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) to think, when a review of Australia's central bank assumes the bank's failure to manage inflation has something to do with the RBA's personnel, rather than the defunct economic theories that presume a central bank has the capacity to fine tune inflation.Anyone can make a submission to the review of the RBA (Reserve Bank of Australia). They might need to hear that it is ok for them to abandon the discredited neoclassical, neo-Keynesian economic theories about monetary policy, and embrace theories that would actually enable them to contribute to the wellbeing of Australians. CreditsTheme music:One in Ten by UB40St. Germain by Alice Ivy

This is what we're yapping about in this 97th episode. Guest co-host Ace is in the hot seat for this week. Listen in as he talks about his work out plan to get what he calls.... The Look! For his week.  (1:24) GP been grinding at work while at the same time on the hunt for some furniture.  (4:54) Time to get angry at the result of leaving your headphones before going to the gym and folks who's hating on the little Mermaid casting decision on Call it Out!  (6:19) What you know about thee spurt called Goalball?! (23:26) A man gets struck by lightning while playing on his PlayStation. (31:44) Quick bits, where we talk real news real fast!  (39:20) We review She-Hulk: Attorney at law episode 7, The retreat.  (51:53) We are changing up the movie Avatar in our own way with TWIZT WH@T 3XISTS! (1:06:43) Positive Chakra! (1:16:43) And Yell outs before we head out! (1:18:37) Rate, Follow, Like, and Subscribe! What more info on the show? Go to our link tree here linktr.ee/Callitlikeidontseeit

This week we discuss the low performers in fantasy football through the first three weeks of NFL action and explain whether they'll continue to hurt you for the rest of the season or if it's just a temporary setback.

Midnight Skinny Dip: part 5Mom Wants More DetailsBy SILVERBEARD69 - Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Mom gazed at Barbra, watching her pink little tongue caress Mark's rigid penis, a rapturous look on her pretty young face as she remembered how that cock had felt in her pussy for the first time. “Go ahead, sweetheart…” she murmured softly.Barbra started slightly and her eyes refocused on mom's face. “What, mom?” she asked.“Go, ahead, honey,” she said again. “Go ahead and fuck him now, sweetheart…I want to actually see this big, hard cock slide up into your sweet little pussy…just like you guys just described it to me!”Barbra smiled. “Okay, mom!” she said.Barbra pushed herself up to her knees and swung her leg across Mark's body, straddling his hips. She reached down to grasp his upthrust penis, but mom stopped her. “Wait, honey,” she said, “let me do that!”The older woman gently wrapped her fist around Mark's stiff, hard shaft and guided it as Barbra lowered her butt toward its upthrust, swollen tip. When his glans touched the girl's vulva, mom slid the big, smooth knob up and down through Barbra's moist labia a few times, then inserted it into the young girl's vaginal opening.“Oh, yes…” Barbra sighed as the young man's penis slowly slid up into her cunt. Mark groaned and his butt squirmed as he felt the girl's tight little pussy gradually envelope his straining organ.Mom's heart was in her throat as she peered beneath Barbra's lovely, upturned ass, watching Mark's penis slowly disappear into the girl's vagina. Her hand still encircled the base of his shaft, the heat of its solid flesh searing her palm.When the lips of Barbra's cunt touched mom's hand, the girl slowly pushed herself back up to the top of Mark's rigid shaft, until just the head of his organ remained inside, then slid slowly back down. As Barbra's pussy slowly and tantalizingly slid up and down Mark's erect penis, mom's hand followed, stroking upward along his rigid shaft as it was exposed, and moving down as it re-entered the girl's cunt. She paused from time to time to fondle his balls when his cock was completely inside Barbra's vagina.After a few moments, mom slid her body across mark's leg and then forward alongside his body. Slipping one arm beneath his head, she laid her other hand on his chest as she pressed herself against his side. She began caressing his neck and ear with her lips and tongue while she slid her hand around on his chest, caressing his taut little nipples. Then she slid her hand downward across his belly and through his pubic hair to encircle the base of his hard-on once again.“Oh…it feels so good…” Barbra moaned softly, gazing down at mom, watching her nuzzle Mark's neck while crushing her full, firm breasts against his arm and rubbing her pussy against the outside of his leg, while she, herself, slowly slid up and down on his stiff, hard prick.“Oh, yes…we did it just like this for the longest time…” Barbra continued her story. “Just sliding up and down…up and down…ever so slowly, up and down…just feeling Mark's big, hard cock sliding in and out of my dripping wet pussy, while I looked out across the moonlit lake. It was so beautiful!”Mark groaned and tensed his buttocks, thrusting his straining hard-on up into Barbra's tight little cunt. Her mother, her hand covering his groin, her thumb and forefinger encircling the base of his penis, slowly slid her encircling fingers up and down his rigid shaft in time with Barbra's slow, sensual stroking.Writhing her naked body against his as she nibbled at his ear lobe, she murmured, “Um…doesn't my little girl's pussy feel good, Mark, honey?”“Oh, shit! Yes!” Mark gasped. He slowly rolled his head back and forth, first looking at Barbra, astride his loins, riding up and down on his rigid penis, then at her mother, stretched out beside him, then back to Barbra again. “My god…this is incredible! In my wildest fantasies, I could never have imagined fucking a beautiful young girl while her mother watched…and even held onto my dick while I did it!”Mom pushed herself up with her free hand and, sitting sideways next to him now, she gazed down at Mark, a mischievous smile on her lips. She wriggled her shoulders so that her full, round breasts jiggled and swayed above his face. Then she released her grip on the base of his cock and slowly drew her fingertips up through his pubic hair and across his belly to slowly trace circles around his tiny, erect nipples. “You find that exciting, do you?” she purred teasingly.“Uh-huh…” he grunted, nodding his head.Smiling, she said, “And what would you think about fucking a mother while her young daughter watched…hum?”Mark's body jerked and his eyes opened wide as he comprehended the meaning of the woman's question.“Oh, yeah!” Barbra cried excitedly, pushing herself up and off of the upthrust prong of Mark's throbbing erection. She sat down beside him while mom threw her leg across his body and positioned herself above his pelvis. Now it was Barbra's turn to reach out and grasp Mark's hard-on and guide its big, bloated head, wet and shiny with her own juices, toward mom's pussy.Barbra slid Mark's engorged cock-head up and down through mom's already moist and slippery labia, then inserted it into her vaginal opening. Mom immediately pushed herself downward, driving the young man's rigid organ up into her wet and ready pussy. She pushed herself up and down a few times, sliding his stiff prick in and out of her cunt, then stopped with her vulva pressed tight against his groin and the blond curls of her love nest intermingled with his darker pubes.“Well…how do you like that, Mark?” mom whispered passionately, slowly grinding her pussy against his groin, feeling his hot, solid organ stirring around inside her belly.“Shit, it feels great!” Mark said. “It's not as tight as Barbra's, but it still feels really good!”Mom chuckled. “Well, this old cunt has seen a bit more use than Barbra's sweet young puss. It may be a bit looser, but it's experienced…and talented, too!”Mark gasped. “Holy, shit!” he cried. “It feels like there's a milking machine attached to my dick!”She laughed, and ground her butt down on Mark's thighs as she rhythmically squeezed and massaged his cock with the muscles of her vagina. She worked his hot, solid organ for a few moments, then she relaxed her cunt muscles and began sliding slowly up and down again on the young man's erection.Barbra, sitting beside him, watched Mark's penis slide in and out of mom's vagina for a little while as she gently caressed his chest, then she slid her hand down his belly and encircled the base of his prick with her tiny fingers. As mom slid her cunt up and down that rigid shaft, Barbra stroked her little fist up and down his shaft as well.Barbra pulled her eyes from Mark's penis as it slowly pumped in and out of mom's cunt, and looked down at his face. She smiled at the blissful look she saw there. “Well, is it as exciting to fuck a mother while Barbra watches as it is to fuck the daughter while her mom watches?” she asked.“Oh, yeah…it sure is!” Mark groaned softly.Barbra lowered her head and touched her lips to his, slipping her tongue into his mouth. Their tongues danced passionately for a few moments, then she broke it off and laid down beside him, her head next to his. She laid her hand on his chest and gently caressed him as they both gazed up at her mother, as she slowly rode up and down on Mark's cock. “My mom looks pretty good, doesn't she?” Barbra murmured softly as they watched her slide her hands around on her taut, flat belly, then fondled her full, round breasts.“Oh, yeah, she's hot!” Mark agreed.Barbra's mother moaned and her body writhed sensuously. She dropped her arms and leaned back, supporting herself with her hands behind her on Mark's ankles. Her slender torso arched upward, causing the twin peaks of her breasts, tipped by her tautly erect nipples, to slightly flatten. Her smooth, lush thighs spread wide apart, opening up her crotch to their view.“Oh, look at your big, hard cock going in and out of my mom's pussy!” Barbra gasped as they watched his erect penis slide through the wetly glistening folds of mom's open vulva as mom slowly pumped her ass up and down. Just above that thick shaft, the bright pink head of her aroused clitoris protruded from its hood.“Oh my god, that looks so beautiful!” the girl gasped. “Just look at how mom's clit is poking out there!” She squirmed against him and moaned, “Oh, seeing your cock in my mom's pussy really makes me hot!”Barbra rubbed her own erect nipples against Mark's arm as she caressed his with her fingers. Licking his earlobe, she whispered, “Have you ever been with two women at the same time before, Mark?”Mark's glazed eyes traveled up and down the older woman's lush, naked body as she slowly rode up and down on his rigid organ. “Uh…no…” he moaned, shaking his head slowly from side to side.“Then I guess you've never had your balls licked while you were fucking, have you?” she murmured.Mark's eyes opened wide and he turned his head to look at her.Barbra giggled and moved down to lay between Mark's wide-spread legs. Placing her hands on mom's firm, round buttocks, she raised her up until just the head of his prick remained inside her cunt. She smiled at Mark through the archway of mom's thighs and past the thick, vertical column of his erect penis.Watching the young girl through that archway from the other side, Mark saw Barbra slip her fingers under his loosely dangling scrotum and lift it up to tenderly fondle his balls for a moment before she began to gently caress the soft, wrinkled skin of his sac with her tongue as she rolled his cum-filled testicles around on her palm. Mark let out a lusty groan and his eyes rolled back in his head.Barbra's mom, poised atop the tip of Mark's rigidly upthrust shaft, saw the look of rapture on his face and lowered her head to peer back between her dangling titties and through her thighs to see Barbra licking and fondling the young man's balls. She watched for a few moments as the girl's tongue caressed his scrotum and ran up and down along the underside of his penis, then she began to bob her ass up and down, gradually sliding more and more of his prick up into her cunt until she was slowly sliding up and down on the full length of his upthrust erection while Barbra licked his balls and the underside of his shaft whenever it was exposed. Leaning forward a bit more, she lowered her dangling titties and wriggled her torso, causing her full, round breasts to jiggle and bounce against Mark's face.“Oh, shit…” Mark groaned, rolling his head from side to side, his lips and tongue slathering those luscious globes, as he thrilled to the delightful sensation of having his cock and balls being licked at the same time his rampant penis slid in and out of a warm, wet pussy.Mom gazed down at the young man's face, smiling at the look of blissful delight she saw there. “Um…you like having someone lick your cock and balls while you fuck, don't you, honey?” she murmured softly. “Feels really nice, doesn't it?”Mark grasped the woman's dangling breasts and pressed them against either side of his face. “Oh…oh, shit…” he groaned, “this is fantastic…oh…” He clenched his buttocks, thrusting his pelvis upward and driving his straining hard-on deeper into the woman's pussy as Barbra's tantalizing tongue continued to caress his aching balls.With his pelvis thrust upward, Barbra thrust her tongue under his scrotum as it lay atop her hand, and bounced his balls up and down with her tongue as she tickled the backside of his sac with its tip. Then, as she fondled Mark's testicles atop her flattened tongue, she sucked one of them into her mouth.Mark grunted and his body jerked as he felt his testicle slip through Barbra's lips and enter her warm, wet mouth. “Holy, shit!” he gasped, his voice muffled by the enveloping flesh of the woman's breasts. “I think Barbra just swallowed one of my balls!”Barbra's mom stopped for a moment at the top of Mark's upthrust penis and peered back between her thighs to see Barbra's pretty face with her lips around the young man's scrotum. “Oh, yes…” she purred, “I believe she did…doesn't that feel good…”Barbra saw mom looking at her between her thighs. She let the young man's testicle slip out of her mouth and smiled at her. Then she extended her tongue and touched its tip to the front of Mark's scrotum. Slowly, she drew it up the front of his sac to the root of his penis, then on up the underside of his shaft along the ridge of his urethra until the tip of her tongue touched the moist lips of mom's vulva.Mom watched Barbra run her tongue up and down the underside of the young man's penis a few times, then she slowly pushed back down his slippery shaft, forcing the girl to retreat ahead of her descending pussy, until she was again tonguing the young man's balls while mom gently ground the moist, tender lips of her cunt against his groin, his entire penis within the warm, wet embrace of her vagina.After a momentary pause, she pushed herself back up to the top of Mark's throbbing organ again while Barbra's titillating tongue followed mom's ascending pussy, caressing his dripping shaft as it emerged from mom's vagina.Mark let out a long, ragged moan as Barbra's mom continued sliding slowly up and down his aching hard-on while Barbra's lips and tongue caressed the underside of his shaft each time it was withdrawn from mom's cunt. She kept her strokes slow and sensuous so that the young man could enjoy the delightful sensation of fucking her warm, wet vagina, while, at the same time, being orally stimulated by Barbra between strokes. Smiling benevolently, she gazed down at the rapturous expression on the face of the good-looking young man.Pausing at the top of her stroke, she looked back between her dangling titties again and watched Barbra's pretty face, behind the thick shaft of Mark's hard-on, as the girl lovingly licked and kissed the young man's throbbing organ. After a moment, she pushed herself higher, allowing his engorged glans to slip out of her joy-hole. Barbra quickly grasped Mark's prick and bent it downward, thrusting its swollen, purple head between her lips. Mark gasped and his body jerked and trembled as Barbra slowly rocked forward and back, sliding several inches of his penis in and out of her mouth.Carefully, so as not to disturb the others, Barbra's mom slung her leg back over Barbra's body and lay down alongside Mark again to watch Barbra suck his stiff, hard prick. She laid her hand on his belly and slid it down to touch her fingertips to the base of his shaft. While she watched Barbra's tiny, pink tongue circle around and around the bloated, purple head of Mark's penis, she tenderly stroked her fingertips up and down the sides of his throbbing shaft.“Was that the end of your story, sweetheart?” mom murmured softly a few moments later.Barbra's bright, blue eyes lit up and she smiled broadly. “Oh, no, mom!” she exclaimed excitedly. “So far, I've just told you the preliminary stuff. I was just getting to the really exciting part!”“Oh, my!” mom moaned softly, writhing her naked body against Mark's. “I've been finding it so very exciting already! Um…tell me more, honey…tell me more!”Barbra smiled and slowly ran her tongue up the full length of Mark's straining erection from his ball-sac to the tip. Then she looked at her mother and said, “Well…after I finished coming, I just slid up and down on this stiff, hard cock for a nice, long time…because it just felt so good! Since Mark had already come a little while before, he didn't seem to be in any hurry…”“I know!” mom exclaimed, “He seems to have an amazing amount of control!”“So we just fucked like that for a while…slow and easy…just enjoying how good it felt and how nice it was to be doing it in such a beautiful and romantic place. After a little while, I got down off of Mark and we just snuggled and talked some more…just enjoying the peace and serenity of the moonlit lake…”“Well! This is beginning to sound pretty tame, now!” mom interrupted. “I thought you said you were just getting to the exciting part!” she said, impatiently.“Oh, mom!” Barbra cried in exasperation. “Give me a chance to tell the story! I'll get to it! I just wanted to set the scene for you.” She smiled teasingly and gave Mark's prick another long, slow lick from root to tip before continuing.“After sitting there and looking out across the lake for a while, I decided to go in for a swim. I got up and dove off the side of the raft. Oh, yes…it sure felt good…warm enough to be comfortable and cool enough to be refreshing. A shiver of pleasure raced through me as I felt that cool, water flowing over and through my steaming hot pussy! When I came up and turned around I saw Mark standing on the edge of the raft. He still had a big old hard-on jutting out in front of him as he stood there in the moonlight. I told him how good the water felt on my pussy and I urged him to dive in and see how it felt on his big, hard cock.”Barbra touched her tongue to the base of Mark's prick and slowly drew it upward to the tip, then swirled it around and around its swollen head. “She was right!” Mark concurred. “That water did feel great against my dick as I dove in!”Barbra giggled as she remembered what happened. “We paddled around for a little while, then I saw Mark floating on his back, his hard-on sticking straight up like the mast of a ship! I swam up between his legs and began licking his cock and balls as he floated there on his back.”“Oh, man…that was terrific!” Mark exclaimed. “I'd never had a blow-job like that before…cool water splashing against my hot dick while Barbra's tongue slid up and down on I!…my balls dunking in and out of the water! It felt so good I had to stop her before she made me blow my wad again! I let my feet sink down into the water and we held on to each other, treading water and kissing.”Barbra had taken the head of his penis into her mouth and was gently sucking on it while Mark talked. Now she let it slip from her lips and said, “I could feel Mark's cock, stiff and hard, poking me in the belly and thighs as we kissed and hugged. I reached down and took it in my hand, then shoved it between my legs. It felt so good there, pressed against the lips of my pussy, so hot and solid compared to the cool water all around us! It made me eager for more! So I grabbed it again and stuck it into my pussy! God, it felt so good! We started pushing it in and out and it felt so strange…and wonderful…the way Mark's cock felt. It wasn't so hot now. The water had cooled it off and in felt so different going in and out of my still warm pussy!”“Yeah! I noticed that, too!” Mark said. “The water felt so cool all around my cock, but then Barbra's pussy would feel so hot when I slid it up into her.”“Oh…that's is more like it!” Barbra's mom moaned as she pictured the two young people fucking in the water. Her lithe body writhed and squirmed against the young man's side. She slid her hand across his stomach and wrapped her fingers around the base of his penis. She made a gurgling sound deep in her throat as she slowly slid her fist up and down his stiff shaft while she stared at it with fiery passion, watching Barbra's tongue swirl around and around its bloated, purple head.“We got so involved in our kissing and fucking that we forgot that we had to tread water,” Barbra resumed. “We sank down into the water, continuing to fuck, with our lips pressed together and ours tongues in each other's mouth. We kept going so far that we sank up to our ankles in the mud on the bottom of the lake, but we just kept on fucking!”Barbra shook her head and rolled her eyes. “Oh, mom! It was fantastic! And so strange! Imagine, standing there on the bottom of the lake, up to our ankles in mud, in total darkness and surrounded by water, while Mark's prick slid in and out of my pussy!”“Oh, I'm imagining it, alright…” mom moaned, gently squeezing Mark's prick. She watched his glans swell up even larger and a droplet of pre-cum oozed from the slit at its tip. Barbra smiled and smeared the slightly viscous juice around the big, smooth knob with the tip of her tongue.Barbra grinned at mom and said, “It was so exciting and unusual! Without even disconnecting, we just kept on going up for air, then sinking back down to the bottom to fuck some more in the inky darkness…”“Then, all of a sudden,” Mark interjected, “Barbra exhaled all her air into my face there on the bottom, and broke away from me and left me standing there up to my ankles in the mud by myself! After I recovered from my surprise, I swam up to the surface just in time to see Barbra disappearing around the corner of the raft. I swam after her but I couldn't catch up with her, even after swimming all the way around the raft."I stopped and listened, but I couldn't hear any splashing. But, after a few moments, I heard her giggling and I realized that she was up on the raft, watching me trying to find her! I climbed up onto the raft and looked around, but I couldn't find her there, so I climbed on up to the upper diving platform. What a sight met my eyes as I climbed the ladder and my face cleared the edge of the platform! There, just a few inches away, was Barbra's beautiful pussy, wide open right there in front of me! She was lying on her back at the top of the ladder with her feet pulled back to her butt and her knees spread outward. Moonlight glinted on water droplets in her little blond bush and she was holding her slit open with her fingers so that I could see her pink, inner lips, all wet and shiny. It looked so inviting, I just dove right in there and began lapping at her luscious pussy as I stood there on the ladder.”Barbra giggled and let the head of Mark's penis slip from her lips. “Oh…Mark's tongue felt so good…” she purred. “My pussy was cool and wet from swimming and his tongue felt so warm as it slid up and down through my cunt-lips and when he stuck it deep inside me…oh!” Barbra thrust Mark's cock head into her mouth again and sucked on it as she dreamily relived the experience of the night before in her mind.Suddenly Barbra jerked the young man's prick out of her mouth, her pretty face lighting up with excitement. “Oh, yeah!” she cried. “Now we're coming to the good part, mom!”Her mother jerked her head up and said, “The good part? Even better than fucking underwater at the bottom of the lake?”“Oh, yes! This was really fantastic!” Barbra cried excitedly. “I laid there with my knees spread apart while Mark's tongue did wonderful things to my pussy, but pretty soon, I just wanted his cock again! I pulled him up onto the platform, but his prick had softened a bit after the cool water and his swim around the raft. So I took his cock into my mouth and sucked on it until it was good and hard again…um…just like it is right now!” She extended her tongue and ran it slowly all around its swollen, helmet-like head.Mom moaned softly, her nude body writhing against Mark's side as she watched Barbra lick the head of his penis. Her heart was pounding with excitement and her pussy burned with desire, aroused by the young girl's titillating story combined with the sight of the young man's rampant penis. She slid her hand down across Mark's belly again and wrapped her fingers around the base of his upthrust shaft. She lightly stroked her fist up and down his rigid organ a few times, then she pulled it toward herself as she leaned forward, and thrust its engorged head into her mouth as she turned her eyes to look up at Barbra expectantly.Barbra smiled down at mom, watching her suck the head of Mark's prick as she held his rigid organ bent upward against his belly. The girl scooped up his dangling scrotum with both hands and fondled his balls with her fingers. “After I sucked on Mark's cock for a few moments,” Barbra repeated, “making sure it was good and hard, I stood up in front of him and, standing face to face, I stuck his prick into my pussy. I was so wet and horny that his cock just slid right up into me. I climbed up onto him, hooking my ankles around his back while he supported my butt with his hands, and we stood there fucking, high above the lake in the silvery moonlight. Pretty soon we both felt our orgasms coming on, and just before we were about to come, Mark shuffled over to the edge of the platform and stepped off!"Oh, mom, it was incredible! Mark's cock exploded inside me just as I felt the floor drop out from under me, and as we fell through the air, my cunt exploded, too! Just as that first spasm of my orgasm struck, we hit the surface of the lake and sank down into the cool, dark water!”Picturing the erotic scene Barbra described, mom groaned and her eyes rolled back in her head. She pushed her face forward, driving Mark's rigid penis into her mouth. Now Mark groaned as well, as mom vigorously thrust his straining hard-on in and out between her lips.“We held on to each other tightly,” the girl continued, “as we sank through the inky blackness with Mark's big hard-on throbbing and pulsing inside me and his hot cum filling my own spasming cunt. Oh my god, mom…I never experienced anything so wonderful in my life!” Barbra gasped and her body trembled with passion as she remembered the intensity of that orgasm.Her mother withdrew Mark's prick from her mouth and groaned, her voice husky with passion, “Oh, Barbra, honey, that must have been incredible!” Her eyes were afire with passion as well as she stared at Mark's penis, standing stiffly before her face now as she stroked her hand up and down that stiff, hard shaft.“Oh, yeah, it sure was…” Barbra murmured, watching mom stroke Mark's hard-on as she dreamily relived that preeminent moment of the night before. Then she sighed and continued her story. “That was such an exhausting event for both of us that almost as soon as we climbed back up onto the raft to rest, we fell asleep."I didn't wake up until the sun came up and hit me in the eyes. Mark was still sleeping so I took a good look at him for the first time in daylight and decided that he still looked pretty good to me. While he slept, I started playing around with his dick. It got all hard again, without him even waking up! I gave him the best blow-job of his life…but he never knew it, because he didn't wake up until he blew his load into my mouth!”“Oh, shit…yeah.” Mark moaned softly, his butt squirming against the bed as he watched Barbra's mother gently caress his prick. “I was having a really sexy dream and after I finished coming in my dream, I opened my eyes to see this beautiful young girl licking the cum off my dripping, throbbing hard-on. I thought she was just part of my wet dream!”Barbra laughed, then said, “After a few minutes rest, Mark got another hard-on and we sucked each other for a little while and then we fucked some more…oh, it was so much fun out there on the lake, fucking and sucking in the warm, early morning sun!”“Um…that sounds delightful!” her mom purred, pulling back on Mark's prick again and laying the broad upper surface of his engorged glans on her extended, flattened tongue. She slid the smooth, rubbery knob around on her tongue for a moment, then she closed her lips around his shaft just below the head, and held his swollen glans inside her warm, wet mouth.Barbra gazed down at mom's pretty face as she lay with her head on Mark's belly and the head of his prick between her lips.Barbra lightly touched her fingertip to the upturned underside of the young man's penis and gently stroked it back and forth along the bulging ridge of his urethra. Then, a moment later, she leaned forward and began running her tongue back and forth along the upcurved underside of Mark's hard-on while mom gently sucked on its head. After a little while, Barbra said, “We were on the upper platform, fucking, when we heard the sound of someone coming down the road toward the beach.”Her mother's eyes opened wide and Mark's cock-head popped out of her mouth. His rigid organ sprang stiffly upright again, slapping against Barbra's cheek. She giggled and swirled her tongue around and around its bloated head a few times before continuing.“We hurriedly climbed down and got into the water to hide. We watched around the corner of the raft as two young boys came out onto the beach. They fooled around there for a while and one of them found my clothes! And when they finally left, after what seemed an eternity, they took my clothes with them!”Her mom gasped again. “Oh my god! What did you do?” she cried.“Well…I was devastated!” Barbra said. “But then Mark suggested that I wear some of his clothes because the boys hadn't discovered his things hidden in the bushes. So I just had to bring Mark home with me so that he could get his things back!”Her mother slid her face forward and touched her lips to the top side of Mark's upthrust organ. She slid them up and down his shaft a few times, flicking it with her tongue as well. Barbra did the same to the other side.“Um. l'm sure glad you did, honey,” mom murmured. “Bring him home with you, that is!”“Yeah, me too!” Barbra agreed.Mark lay there, groaning softly, his butt squirming. He stared down at his straining prick, watching the two women, mother and daughter, lick and kiss their way up and down that throbbing shaft. He felt the cum boiling in his aching balls and he clenched his buttocks, thrusting his rigid hard-on upward between their two lovely faces.The older woman slipped her hand under Mark's thigh and scooped up his dangling balls. He grunted heavily and his straining penis jerked. A frothy, white stream of sperm spewed from the swollen purple tip of his throbbing organ.The two girls squealed in delight. Barbra quickly grasped Mark's pulsating hard-on to hold it steady while she and mom eagerly lashed their tongues back and forth and all around its smooth, bloated head. Spurt after spurt of thick, sticky cum erupted from his throbbing penis, to splash across their faces and lips while they smeared the viscous fluid all around his swollen glans with their tongues.“Oh…oh…oh…” Mark groaned as his tensed up body relaxed as all the energy seemed to flow out of his body through that tiny orifice at the tip of his penis.By SILVERBEARD69 for Literotica

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