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The Here's Your Freakin' Podcast is an absolute gem of a podcast that is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. From the moment I pressed play, I was instantly hooked on the hilarious banter between the hosts. This was my first time listening to the podcast, but I quickly became a devoted listener and now tune into their radio show every morning as well. The comedic chemistry between the hosts is unparalleled, and their witty and offbeat humor never fails to brighten my day.
One of the best aspects of this podcast is undoubtedly the sheer comedy gold that unfolds throughout each episode. The hosts have an incredible ability to find humor in even the most mundane topics, and their quick wit and clever jokes keep me entertained from start to finish. I often find myself laughing out loud while listening, much to the amusement of those around me. Additionally, the diverse range of topics they cover ensures that there is something for everyone, from pop culture references to personal anecdotes.
However, as with any podcast, there are some aspects that could be improved upon. Occasionally, the hosts may veer off on tangents for extended periods of time, which can detract from the overall flow of an episode. While these tangents often lead to humorous moments, they can also make it difficult to follow along with the original topic at hand. Additionally, while their raunchy humor may appeal to many listeners (myself included), it may not be everyone's cup of tea.
In conclusion, The Here's Your Freakin' Podcast is an absolute must-listen for anyone in need of a good laugh. The chemistry between the hosts is infectious, and their unique brand of humor will leave you wanting more. Despite a few minor shortcomings, this podcast consistently delivers entertainment that brightens up my day. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer like myself, you're sure to become addicted to this hilarious show. Don't miss out on the laughter - give it a listen and prepare to become a lifelong fan.
We learn about the two types of simp you can be, find out what Bonnie Blue is up to next and we got booted to a spare studio so things got off to a janky start
We find out how to tell whether you have a girl down for a threesome or not, how to see if she may be down for some deviant behavior and a little PSA about a male-exclusive Summer condition to be aware of!
Women have loads of questions about how it hangs. How it works. How do you sit on it? We answer all of them. You'll never look at the sheds at Lowes the same way again after one police bust!
We hear about a Florida man who gets caught performing a throwback act in public, meet a woman who thinks she is doing something horoable but is in fact no and we find out the ranking of the top 10 porn stars of the last 25 years!
We learn about a park in Seattle that has quite the problem, a guy has terrible side effects from his hair medication and we find out what a man and a woman's primary focus is on in the bedroom!
We learn the signs she will totally do you, and the signs he'll totally do you too. Do cats leave kisses whenever they sit down? One kid asks the REAL questions!
We learn some exciting ways to break your relationship out of a rut, another naked Disney guy and find out why burning sex toys is a bad idea
We learn about a wild camp where women go to find a vowel, a mail man probably handles his last package and the things you're not doing in bed!
We learn how to be a better bottom,. meet a mayor who made the worst text mistake you can possible make and find out about a guy who is BIG into peepee
We meet maybe the worst boss of all time, learn how to recruit someone for cuck activities and learn how much money women are wasting trying to attract dudes….
We learn the conundrum of a “poorly endowed” man, learn about a new coffee that is getting people all bricked up and take our swing at live questions during the podcast on YouTube
We learn what to do if one of you is into water sports and the other one isn't. We catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and we learn about a fetish that revolves arounding ruining the best part of sex.
We test out knowledge up against a new round of internet filth terms, find out how high Florida man is this week and a horrifying story of maggots where maggots are never supposed to be.
We meet a woman who has the worst thing ever to happen to you on a date happen to her, run down a list of new internet slang (some of which is rather offensive lol) and there are some big houses getting a lot of action these days!
We learn how to be a damned gentleman, meet a lady who takes revenge to a whole new savage level and why your people pleasin' ways don't make you much of a pleaser in the bedroom.
We learned about the new, exciting things we can do to spruce up our junk, find out the 12 reasons he chose her over you and meet a cop who may have farted his way to the unemployment line!
We learn about a mansion in Miami that is stocked with Only Fans ladies, we learn what a fella on Only Fans pulls in every month and we meet a pair of married cops that deal this show a new low for gross stories we've heard…
We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!
We learn all about how to train for marathon sex, catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!
We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year, find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn
We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever.
Welcome back to that podcast life!!! Believe it or not, we get through this whole thing without mentioning weed one time!
As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!
What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now.
Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...
We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.
A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!
We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!
A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!
Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!
We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell.
We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer.
We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities.
We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!
We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!
We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it.
We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of why we all don't wear unisex clothes.
We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off the clock seriously
We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back in with Mr. Big
Recorded live at The Five Star Divebar in Elkhart! Our fifth live podcast includes hilarity (we hope) a special appearance from Dirty Old Fat Kid, "Are You Smarter Than A Pervert?" and our take on the SNL Weekend Update joke swap..
We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!
We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart.
We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."
We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!
We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their margaritas!
We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave.
Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford it)
We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins and outs) of "Hot Wifing."
We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business name lol
Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there is a connection between guns and your manhood!
We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!