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A podcast with Ryan and Parker that probably takes itself too seriously but life is effort and we'll stop when we die. Suboptimal stochastic gradient descent for society.

Ryan Kladar, Parker Tenpas


    • Nov 10, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    Episode 35 - The Font Moat (Yearly Themes 2020)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 70:17


    Ryan and Parker reflect on past themes and set themes for the new year.

    Episode BONUS - 2018-2019 Yearly Themes Recut

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 24:02


    The next episode will be entirely devoted to yearly themes. Themes are like values that you set for yourself to live up to for coming year. We will reflect on last year’s themes, set new themes for the 2019-2020 academic year, and define yearly themes a bit more thoroughly. In the meantime, this is a recut and trimmed version of our last episode on themes: Episode 23 - OPTIMAL MINIMUM. It’s only about 20 minutes long and should be great context for the next episode. Check out the show notes for Episode 23 if you’d like to find any of our references.

    Episode 34 - Once You Ride Every Dolphin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 45:30


    Ryan and Parker discuss Buddhist venture capitalism, marvel at the wake of the rideshare IPOs, and theorize about how many engineers Slack staffs per button.

    Episode 33 - 4K Stretched: The Monitor Show Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 37:58


    Ryan welcomes Parker back to the Ultrawide Master Race, Parker pitches his new side project, and the two revisit Slack.

    Episode 32 - Love, Death, Robots, and Netflix

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 33:15


    Ryan and Parker spoil the recent Netflix series Love, Death + Robots.

    Episode 31 - Nice Ponzi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 46:26


    Ryan and Parker lament that they're not part of the latest batch of IPO millionaires and look forward to the AirBnb IPO. Ryan tries Hinge; Parker says 'like' alot.

    Episode 30 - Feeling the Burn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2019 42:45


    Ryan and Parker talk millennial burnout.

    Episode 29 - This Episode is About Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 31:08


    Ryan and Parker spit hot takes on Spotify's recent podcast shopping spree.

    Episode 28 - Honesty is an okay policy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 42:34


    Ryan and Parker discuss books, discover Amazon Spark, and reflect on the past year of podcasting.

    Episode 27 - Tis the Season to Churn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 36:05


    Ryan and Parker talk credit card churning, personal finance, and transportation.

    Episode 26 - My Toilet Paper Subscription

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 36:33


    Ryan and Parker discuss space shows, how new political talk shows fail to mix journalism + comedy, the podcasts they are listening to these days, and how tech work philosophy differs from the old school way of doing things.

    Episode 25 - Gigabit Ketosis

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 36:22


    Ryan transcends human potential during ketosis. Parker and Ryan discuss internet speeds. more Scott Galloway and Elon Musk, and free rock solo climbing.

    Episode 24 - Cucked by the Zuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 49:37


    Ryan and Parker revisit gyms, subscription news, the github acquisition, Project Cyclops, and dumbfounding Facebook Portal.

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    Episode 23 - OPTIMAL MINIMUM

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2018


    Fall is in the air. Ryan and Parker start talking about yearly themes, get sidetracked into the usual tech talk, and then meander back to the topic at hand.

    Episode 22 - That guy would clone himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 51:03


    Ryan and Parker are jazzed about the Elon Musk x Joe Rogan Interview, marvel at the paradox of air travel, and speculate on the existence of Bezos clones.

    Episode 21 - Intakes, Outtakes, and Hot takes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2018 49:20


    This is an episode using a lot of segments that didn't make their original episodes but were too juicy to throw away.

    Episode 20 - Emotional Wallpaper

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 47:10


    Ryan and Parker discuss podcasting struggles, politics, spotify, and SoundCloud rappers.

    Episode 19 - It was one rat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 52:08


    Ryan and Parker seal the door on Westworld, leave it ajar on Peter Thiel, and fling it open on their dorm rooms.

    Episode 18 - Be Evil Sometimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2018 44:56


    Parker and Ryan lament Amazon's clunky interface, talk HBO, and look for the bright side of Peter Thiel.

    Episode 17 - Pajama Hotstopper Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 55:15


    Ryan and Parker get all their wishes granted in Alex Garland movies, podcast swag, and Elon being kind of a dick.

    Episode 16 - The Monitor Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2018 42:27


    Welcome to the Monitor Show with Parker Tenpas

    Episode 15 - If you have watched AI porn then you know

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2018 42:04


    Ryan and Parker are back and having fun with it. Get some fucking stickers!

    Episode 14 - Reaching Human Potential at Home Depot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 51:58


    Ryan and Parker talk Chapo, politics, and meditation.

    Episode 13 - Fuck, Marry, President

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2018 45:00


    We get into it here. It's a fuckin' good'un.

    Episode 12 - Bitcoin Hipster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 42:26


    Ryan and Parker dole out financial advice that you should definitely follow /s, spoil the new season of Black Mirror, make the case that Logan Paul is Bitcoin manifest, and shit on LinkedIn one more time for good measure.

    Episode 11 - Everything could be great but instead it's not.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2017 45:14


    Is it the future yet?

    Episode 10 - This Isn't Even Our Final Form

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2017 46:42


    Episode 9 - Apply Magic Directly to the Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2017 43:53


    Episode BONUS - Net Neutrality, or Why Ron Johnson Sucks (Rebroadcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 59:34


    Episode 8 - Get Thee to a City!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2017 58:03


    Ryan and Parker are back on their tech talk. As the city states rise and the machine learning dust falls, we will be poised to disrupt you all the way back to Algoma.

    Episode 7 - Bump and Funnel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2017 58:23


    Parker and Ryan dip their toes into some hairy topics like gender equality, sex and dating, and the writing of Game of Thrones.

    Episode 6 - Pure Fluff

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2017 53:59


    Safely in a holding pattern, Ryan and Parker talk about mostly fluff until getting fully back in gear with amazing content next week.

    Episode BONUS - Net Neutrality, or Why Ron Johnson Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 59:34


    Episode 5 - This is not a tech podcast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2017 58:17


    Ryan and Parker don't want to live in the future.

    Episode 4 - I Do Jiu Jitsu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2017


    Do Ryan and Parker even lift?

    Episode 3 - What am I going to buy today?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2017 63:07


    Ryan and Parker earn the explicit tag in this one. Sorry.

    Episode 2 - It's About Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2017 70:29


    Ryan and Parker probably suffer from delusions of granduer.

    Episode 1 - Rogue Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 56:49


    Ryan and Parker take themselves too seriously.

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