Lost At Will

On this episode our dubious dolts dole out the shit talking to our loving fans!! and then Ryan EXPOSES himself, Live, on this pre-recorded audio only Podcast ;=) 

Episode 20 baby!!! come and get some educational convo with a side of straight fuckery!!!!

Ryan and Kyle talk about the generational domino effect, and how we're all fucked!! sorry future kids, your screwed annnnnd...we dont seem to care ;=)

Hey Ya'll I was Late with this one due to the COVID24. Man Oh man and I still feel like the SHITS ;=) but hey, karmas a bitch RIGHT!? anywhoo, tune in this week for all the dirty details of Ryan's sex life!!

Hey all you.... Anyways were back baby and let me tell ya, shits changed around here cause those ol' Podcast host are dead we killed them, we were gonna do our own true crime podcast about murdering the orignal Lost At Will hosts, but due to an over saturation of true crime podcasts we're just settling on a podcast nieche that needs a little more attenion, which is two white dudes telling you their opinions on stuff....I know, were truly Trailblazing ;=)

Hey Y'all, we here at Lost at Will want to apologize, for Everything...May it be the shitty audio or perhaps the aimless 2 hour and 30 minute long eps, or maybe its Ryans tendency to be a total and complete @#$%ing...Nevermind. Anyways, we here just want you to know we love you, and we care. So trust us when we say "we aint gonna change a thing", and not because were stubborn, entitled little man children, with no children, It's because,we know what two out of your five face holes really wants.......could be 6 to 7 face holes depending on the amount of eye patches you have, but, alas, we know ;=) So let our face holes latch onto your face holes!! and let us be the last link in the chain of the circle of life ;=) ;=) ;=)

So sometimes people say things, and you be like WinTactualF!! Well... This is an hour and a half of that. So go ahead and judge us, but always remember... Jesus is watching YOOOUUUU!!!! BOOGA BOOGA! I know I'm scared too ;=)

We we're once lost and now we are found. This is your lucky day my friend your in for a real treat, just take that crusty earbud out of your unwashed sweatpants and let us mouth rattle your piddle diddles all over this podcast platform ;=)

Freshly betrothed podcast host, Ryan! speaks on his future pornography endeavors, and If you eat the shit for money would you prefer wet or dry?... P.S. if you chose wet your F&*#%!! ;=)

This episode is coming through the shoulder into the forearm and out the Flick Of The Wrist right into the dome, just like a 90's movie reference coming from an aging comedians mouth. ;=)

You know that person that keeps on talking even though you've given them every conceived indication that that is the last fucking place on earth you'd want to be........ Well, This Podcast is like that scenario playing out for 2hrs... Enjoy!! PS. If you don't know that person... you are that person ;=)

One of our host gets Kidnapped!! ;=( and Ryan learns what cunnilingus is on this episode!! So start not listening to other podcast and Stop not listening to our podcast ;=)

This episode is a Christmas Tree Right Up Your ASS! Bulbs, garland, tinsel, Oh! and the star! Man oh man, the things I do for baby Jesus... Just Imagine what a Full sized Baby Jesus could do! The sheer magnitude! I mean, He could fit like, a Chevrolet! dressed like a Christmas tree! Allllllll the way up there. Anyways, things to think about ;=)

This Podcast we're relieving our inner most secrets all over your FACE!! While yelling "You Like That?! You Like My Insides All Over Your Mouth Hole?! Yeah I Know You Like It When I'm Inside You!!" Happy Holidays ;=)

We've gotta lotta Highs and a lotta Lows on this eeep, But this time we've got each others hands in our pants... Listen for the subtle moans and groans. Love Yous ;=)

Go Shorty! it's your birthday, We gon' party like it's your Birthday!! and on this episode... We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your Mutha F&%$ing Birthday!! ;=)

Ryan and Kyle are coming from a place of hope, peace, and prosperity on this episode. We're dripping every bit of our love butter right into your ear cups. ;=)

Fire! Lit! Sooo Clutch, or whatever. Shits...(insert emoji) and all that shit! "Episode Four, Coming Through The Door, Like a Finger In Your Butt, Til Your Ears Are Sore."BYYEEE ;=)

Aggressive opinions, and two aggressive hosts trying to make sense of the senseless. We're coming in hot on this episode of the podcast, but for the love of god, don't be late...;=)

Splish Splish Splash we be taking a bath, but you might not want to join us... in the bath tub that is.We're getting it all done in one place, on this spooktacular second episode of Lost At Will ;=)

It's episode number one Baby!!"Grab your girl, Grab your pole, it's time for a trip to the ol' Bunghole." We're figuring it all out, and then some, for our first episode. Hope you Y'all enjoy ;=)