My ARM is Getting Tired- A Masturbators Anonymous Podcast

paul ornaway sadly gave himself to the devil and now he is gone. done. vanished. doomed.

Let's see how long this post nut clarity lasts.

Is not romantic.

Yeah this topic again. Also about a jerk ass at my training site, hot ladies like Hailee Steinfeld and shit. Cross dressing does not make one gay.

Listen only if you have an open mind.

Correction: it's been THREE weeks since. Stereotypical middle aged dudes and their plights.

Mishaps, out for the year, peace for now. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oooohh!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever heard of bone conductor headphones? Not boner conductor headphones you perv! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's cum to this. Ren is getting the axe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A bonus to all you avid listeners. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some dark thoughts that have gone through my mind this past week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My shitty Thanksgiving weekend, having great JO times. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Still knee deep in the OF world. I seem to think about JOing so much these days. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rest in peace to my homeboy. This ep starts out somber, but it picks up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Excuse the five or so minutes in the middle of this ep while I'm surfing through OF. Possessive SO. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The wackness of always searching, why I don't respect Doyle, getting off early. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My escapades with OF and Ren's dumb ass. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode's title was inspired by the chorus of Enigma's Return to Innocence, and of course by the waifu at dark. Jumping on the trampoline, more Ren rants, some lecture type shit. I'm just a hypocrite in this episode but in a good fucking way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

And I just love being inside that hole!!! The new chick I'm eyeing, owning your shitty job and all that boring shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kanye West, new hip hop recommendations, the Paul Ornaway 7, nothing about masturbating. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I subscribe to more onlyfans, sex crimes, a wack time to wack it off. Holly Cerise, Holly Cerise, Holly Cerise, Holly Cerise, I'm calling your attention Holly Cerise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

So I'm 20 days deep now, physical media, lots of reminiscing of CDs and mags, I'm a bit low energy in this one. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I wasn't feeling well today, would've gone home early but didn't. Welcome back Donny D, and I need to blow off steam. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I love this girl holy shit. Thinking about regaining my streak, going back to nofap. Maybe just not now, but someday. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I think I'm going to get an Onlyfans subscription. I'm a fucking simp and I know it. Give me my fucking nut baby!!! Oooooooooh yeah!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Holly Cerise has an only fans??? Shut up and take my money!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This entire episode is just about wankin the monks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

..are actually people who tend chickens. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, my normal trip to the Post Office, that douche Vic from that show The Edge on The Viper 100.7. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My last Friday night wankin it off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm talking about my arch nemesis and my ex. Bally's Total Fitness can suck my oil, and sex blinds us- no shit Sherlock. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm in a low energy level here. What the body wants will not always lead to positive outcomes, Twentyninepalms. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Jacking off to nothing, another theme song for simps, Ren's pretentious ways. This is a fun filled episode for the whole family! And I do mean your family who are still in semen form. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

That one song by 3T, shit about simps, gold diggers, etc. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Middle school observations, Steve, Chad and Wallen. Finding myself. Random ass second half. Lots of hip hop talk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Looking at the past briefly, prostate cancer myths, --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Recent jack off mishaps, being caught dead doing what you do, putting a new perspective on fapping. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My negligent neighbors, lookbooks have been my porn. Lela Sohna, Lisa Lookbook and Holly Cerise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The truths behind married life, the evil that men do and why they do it, semen retention and giving up on podcasting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Finally did a show while not driving. And that podcast called If I Were You sucks alot of ass. Does your wife really give you butterflies everyday? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some thoughts on that fucked up documentary I watched on the FLDS, pube trimming, and nipple feel sensation. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm a bit more positive on this one. What are some plans for the future? Etc things like that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The title explains it all. Paul_Ornaway@hotmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A detailed explanation of my favorite chick to talk about. Paul_Ornaway@hotmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lubes, Janine horror stories, her guy best friend and ex. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I found my new and staple Pornhub. Fuck them porn sites. Old social media, Janine being a drama bitch, Charlene being a sheltered but twisted bitch, I'll never get over my old fetish, maybe not yet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Pocketgirls on Youtube, girls in short skirts, the loneliest times I felt jacking it in a trashy motel, is jacking off getting boring, and wrong vs wise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

She is my go to for my JO sessions. More chronicling my night sessions, I need more dark intimate porn in my life. I love you Lilcanadiangirl!!! And also on being virtuous as a single dude. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I get into my mindset and why I felt how I did the last time I J-O'd. One word tattoo, ASMR chicks I love, Tadalafil vs Sildenafil and being horny in church. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My curated Youtube jackathon playlist, what is my current intention? Try to be clean or continue visiting the dark realm? Sex is a want, not a necessity? Lot of things to think about for this episode. Email me at Paul_Ornaway@hotmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sex dolls, married life cons. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app