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Two friends delve into their tv life with weekly recaps of Married at First Sight (MAFS) and ABC’s The Bachelor! Join them as they give their takes on these triggering shows while also giving recommendations for others like Marrying Millions, Bravo tv shows and more! A one stop shop for all tv- good and bad!

Not Just Realitea Podcast


    • Nov 12, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 23m AVG DURATION
    • 76 EPISODES


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    73. My Attraction Depletes with Every Tear

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 60:32


    What happened to the additional "experts"?

    72. TAKE THAT BASS OUT UR VOICE BOI

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 59:57


    This reunion is like spicy trash mixed with a trainwreck you can't turn away from. 

    71. Mama Says Get Freaky

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 72:46


    Decision day is next week and things seem to be crumbling all around. Will they or won't they?!

    70. I Wish I Could Be Freaky

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 73:05


    Someone help Justin with his stamina and remind Lindy that she can choose herself!

    69. You Don't Want to See a Blow Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 85:12


    We were looking for a drama queen and found one in Miguel! Sending good energy to him and Lindy this week!

    68. Loveless Marriage

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2022 91:11


    The closer we get to decision day the more the couples unravel. We even get an early decision day!

    67. The Rule Follower & The Rebel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2022 83:02


    2 weeks til decision day means it's time to talk about intimacy unless you're Lindy and Miguel and get a surprise brown baby you name Migindy! 

    66. I'm Gonna Eat Tree's Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 67:45


    New week, same arguments. At least Stacia is happy!

    65. Puppet Mastery

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 90:50


    Everyone is having love conversations and they are uncomfortable to say the least! 

    64. Ya Dig?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2022 90:50


    These housewarmings bring up some difficult conversations for all couples. There are so many contrasting perspectives and some of the couples look very unstable!

    63. $700 Nespresso?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 101:35


    *not sponsored* The honeymoons are over and moving into the mutual apartments is already causing problems! #justiceForNewton #justiceforMya

    62. Cocomelon Face A$$

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 82:06


    We're finally getting into some good drama! It seems Miguel and Nate are 2 sides to the same coin and Justin and Binh are kindred spirits. Meanwhile, most the women are just trying to live in peace but Alexis may end up choosing violence.

    61. Come On IG Model!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 78:38


    Everyone finally gets together and the only thing that's clear to us is: hormones are raging and lots of people are getting shut down. 

    60. Good, Bad, and Bougie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 64:04


    One thing that seems obvious with the these couples is the attraction isn't mutual but so far everyone's willing to proceed. One more wedding to go!

    59. Swiping on These Yahoos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2022 73:20


    Another week of weddings! We're predicting chaos with these couples all season!

    58. I'm Gonna Get Wifed Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 84:14


    Kicking off the first season of the west coast in San Diego!!! Very interesting matches this season. Have the experts learned anything?!

    57. You Both Ruined the Marriage

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 71:54


    Part 2 of the reunion means we finally get to put this season to bed. There are still some interesting dynamics but not a lot of hope with only 2 couples still married. 

    56. They Did This To Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 70:16


    We've finally made it to the first part of the reunion. Although, everyone stayed married on decision day, that is no longer the case!

    55. Don't Ugly Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 57:14


    We finally get some decisions from these couples but they're seeming....impulsive. Not well-thought out. All of the above!

    54. Dehydrated Elmer's Glue

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 68:35


    Final dates & disasters for these couples. Someone get Mark some water immediately!

    53. Sleigh Riding with Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 98:24


    We get to look back at everyone's childhood but a few cast members still owe up some letters! #ripJC

    52. Walking Gazebos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 85:22


    Retreat recap! #freeKatina #freeMark #freeSteve

    51. D*ck Dizzy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 96:07


    We're missing key info about families, finances, and f*ckability. Check out our poll and twitter @notjustrealitea and let us know if you've been d*ck dizzy.

    50. He's No Man of Mine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 91:11


    Tough episode to watch but lots to comment on! 5 points to whoever knows what Olajuwon's new tattoo is of!

    49. Ganja, Gonjula, or Gondula?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2022 89:12


    The one month anniversaries are bleak at best!

    48. Pee Pee Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 93:18


    Everyone is thinking about having sex and Lindsey is still torturing Mark with her laugh.   Follow us on IG & Twitter: @notjustrealitea

    47. You Trouble Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 92:11


    For anyone keeping score, we have one couple divorced, one couple in love, and everyone else in peril! 

    46. Cause You Have Small Balls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 94:30


    housewarmings and plenty of #maherMadness

    45. Tattoos & Political Views

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 90:12


    Do you prefer your psychic to an "expert"?

    44. Aggressive Hand Gestures

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 81:21


    These final days of the honeymoon are wild and all eyes are on Alyssa & Chris!   Recap starts at [09:30]

    43. Full Frontal You

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2022 97:21


    This honeymoon is filled with drama in almost every scene. Seems like people are starting to get real!

    42. Hot & Spicy Vagabond

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 103:27


    We catch up on the final 2 weddings (ep. 3) and get into the honeymoon drama! (ep. 4)   If you wanna skip the weddings, the recap of ep. 4 starts at [33:20] 

    41. She's Like a Black Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 62:23


    2 more weddings and plenty of awkwardness!

    40. Wedding of Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 84:00


    We're back with season 14 of MAFS: Boston and it's looking iffy to put it nicely!

    39: Where Are They Now? Nowhere Good!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 74:49


    Surprise we're finally wrapping up this season and so much has changed even since this WATN episode. Thank y'all for joining us for this wild ride in Houston! We'll catch up with y'all for Boston!

    38. Dead Drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 85:13


    We conclude this reunion and it is tense!  

    37. Marriage Purgatory

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 105:24


    We're back with a double episode covering decision day and part 1 of the reunion! Everyone's managed to keep it interesting post decision day and we're here to give our take on it all!!!!

    36. Notecards Are Trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 78:08


    The couples get some last minute advice from friends and loved ones as we get a step closer to decision day.

    35. Level One Conversations

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 100:24


    Will we ever get past level 1?

    34. Goat Babyyy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 93:22


    the episode we've been waiting on since the beginning + goats!

    33. We Don‘t Have To Do This

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 80:40


    It's not too soon to call it. At this point it would be merciful even cause some of these couples can't seem to stop themselves in this trainwreck.

    32. Her Bathroom Was Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 89:02


    We're over halfway through this season and it's still not looking good for most of our couples.   Connect with us on social media @notjustrealitea

    31. Square Peg, Round Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 76:49


    we're only 30 days in and it feels like we can skip ahead to d-day since most of these couples are not progressing.   Connect with us: @notjustrealitea

    30. Not A Good Sexer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 104:23


    Some doors are open and others are deadbolted.   Connect with us on on social media @notjustrealitea

    29. Text Preferred

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 76:29


    Bees, brunch husbands, barbecues, and fundamental differences.    Connect with us on social media @notjustrealitea

    28. I Didn‘t Need A F**king Reset!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 83:28


    We're suffering from kayak anxiety with the futures of these couples!    Connect with us on social media @notjustrealitea

    27. Don‘t Kennel Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 91:40


    Things start to unravel...quickly! Get these people a therapist on staff!   Connect with us on social media! @notjustrealitea

    26. Is It So Hard To Rinse Off?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 78:05


    We're discussing everything from political views to hygiene in the latest episode of MAFS!   Connect with us on social media @notjustrealitea

    25. My Wife is High Maintenance...it's cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 108:39


    This should be called "The Gil Show".  We get more honeymoon shenanigans with these weird couples and have lots to process here!   Connect with us on social media: @notjustrealitea

    24. I'm Into Vanilla Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 105:56


    Everyone's still playing nice on MAFS and we conclude the Bachelorette even though we all saw it ending this way!   MAFS [06:27] Bachelorette [01:15:00]   Connect with us IG & Twitter: @notjustrealitea

    23. I Just Love Looking At You....#sweetAngel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 101:31


    Katie is still struggling to keep men pre-engagement & our last 2 MAFS couples get married! There's plenty of awkwardness to go around.   MAFS: [03:30] The Bachelorette: [01:10:00]   Connect with us on IG & Twitter: @ntojustrealitea

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