Parodies and Funny Shiz

A song about Easter's newest hero

The Lumineers' Cleopatra, is a really depressing song. The Alt Morning Show, with the help of Howie Rock, tried to come up with a most depressing one. We think we succeeded. Here is "Cletus".

Check out our #parody of president elect #DonaldTrump singing the #holiday classic #MyFavoriteThings from the #soundofmusic! #spraytan #fatshaming #gold #Christmas #altlakecity

We wrote a holiday cover of #PanicAtTheDisco's #DontThreatenMeWithAGoodTime from #Santa's perspective. #Christmas #NorthPole #Xmas

While giving away @trans_siberian orchestra tickets, we made up #Halloween #hiddenlyrics to their shredding #Christmas track, #XmasEve #Sarajevo! #KenBone #KimK #costumes #HallowsEve #lyrics #ALTLakeCity #Utah

We figured women deserved some #SisCountry to match our #Brocountry parodies. Enjoy this love-song for committed couples, "Do It On Your Birthday". MORE Sis Country to come! #browneye #buttstuff #birthday #special #ALTLakeCity #parody

An original song for those who bought the new #iphone7 -to the tune of Peter, Bjorn & John's "Young Folks". #iphone #tech #stuff #ios10 #parody #iphone7plus #review #apple

A Banana in search of his roller disco runaway posted this #MissedConnection from #BurningMan on #Craigslist. We imagine, "What if they connected?" - #pbr #skatergirl #wanderlust #desert #playa #love #Instagram #ALTLakecity

A double feature of #SoWrong #FanFiction! We bring you #R2D2 with some #vaginal #flatulence, #R2Queef2, and then we imagine what two dark characters with sorrows to drown, #RickGrimes and #Batman, would say to each other in a bar. #Soright #carl #walkingdead #Batman #drunk #batmobile

What if #Craigslist #MissedConnections actually connected? A #Downtown SLC #PokemonGo romance almost catches fire, but is interrupted by a #longboarder. #freckles #laugh #pokemon #romance #snorlax #love #altlakecity

We imagine if #Craigslist #MissedConnections found each other: A #Starbucks barista gets #names wrong, even in the #bedroom, and a #courtroom #Romance fizzles out. #men4men #legal #judge #robes #pleadthefifth

We imagine #God calling #PopeFrancis to discuss the #EmojiBible for #millennials and those who only speak #emoji.

What if #Craigslist #MissedConnections actually met and connected? A #PostOffice encounter leaves one person with #weak #boxes and another one wondering how they can help. #altlakecity

Barfy Stops by to wish us a Happy St. Patrick's Day and tells of a hike to a waterfall. There's barfing too. #HappyStPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #Barfy #BarfyMcBarferson #Leprechaun

Fook informs us that Violent J from Insane Clown Posse is coming to Utah on St. Patrick's Day. Hear our ICP parody called "The Dark Knight of the Juggalo". #ICP #StPaddysDay #utah #juggalo #clowns

We wrote a song for Leap Day! We dumb it down and highlight what's good and bad about #LeapYear #LeapDay #GreenDay #WhenIcomearound #JaRule #parody #altlakecity

Fook does Bernie Sanders, rapping to Public Enemy's Fight The Power. #berniesanders #fightthepower #feelthebern #altlakecity

Bernie Sanders raps to the tune of Sugarhill Gang! Also, Morning ALT discusses his hair and his spare-change-in-the-couch fundraising efforts. #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders #Raps #Sugarhillgang #parody #altlakecity

Some fun with The XX's Intro and Trump's recent rant on his microphone at a rally in Florida.

Steamy Star Wars Fan Fiction! We imagine r2d2 and c3po getting to know one another better. #starwars #fanfiction #altlakecity #alt1019 #altmorningshow

A holiday party is the perfect opportunity for a delightful bitchcake! This one's about holiday decorated cars. Enjoy! #holiday #bitch #cake #WTF #decorations #seenonthefreeway #altlakecity

a steamy Fan Fiction imagining of Leia going to the Dark Side. #AltLakeCity #FanFiction #StarWars #SoWrong #SoRight #CallMeDaddy #DarthVader #PrincessLeia

Fook has a problem with tabs. This is a public service announcement for those who share this addiction. #PSA #Tabs #browser #ocd #addiction #intervention #altlakecity #fookhasatabproblem #coworker #problems

We cover "Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas", but with politically correct lyrics and a stab at Starbucks red cups. #starbucks #redcup #haveahollyjollychristmas #christmas #hanukkah #kwanzaa #holidays #carols #christmassongs #BingCrosby #parody #comedy #radio #morningshow #altlakecity

Story Via http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teen-undergoes-world-penis-reduction-surgery-article-1.2120188 A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world’s first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim. The unidentified 17-year-old’s “massive” phallus was “too large for intercourse,” according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Shaped like an American football, it was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid. “It sounds like a man’s dream — a tremendously inflated phallus — but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle,” Dr. Rafael Carrion, the urologist who treated the teen, told the Daily Mail. The well-endowed patient, who “reported inability to penetrate his partner,” had asked for the operation after the shape of his penis also restricted his ability to play competitive sports, the study says. “There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless,” Carrion reportedly said.

An Irish tune about hipsters, proud ones. Performed by Brett Knickerbocker